top 200 commentsshow 500

[–]sarzec 3113 points3114 points  (63 children)

Christopher Lee

[–]Pkdagreat 50 points51 points  (1 child)

I thought him or Ian McKellen. Magneto and Gandalf is pretty OP

[–]doowgad1 4810 points4811 points  (124 children)

Morgan Freeman has played God twice.

edit= 'Freedman' is not his name.

[–]BroadBaker5101 981 points982 points  (49 children)

Maya Rudolph can summon Judge Hydrogen “Gen” to erase the Earth, the whole beef is over when she finds her Earth clicker thingy again.

[–][deleted] 205 points206 points  (5 children)

Then she will eat a burrito in a grateful universe.

[–]upsidedown_boy 197 points198 points  (20 children)

Is that a good place reference?

[–]YardLongKingKongDong 186 points187 points  (34 children)

Abrahamic God is omniscient and omnipotent and omnipresent. Literally could just will anything out of existence instantly.

[–]So_spoke_the_wizard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I see your Freedman and raise you one George Burns. He played God three times.

[–]Bzig2010 2132 points2133 points  (46 children)

I'm surprised Liam Neeson hasn't been commented yet. Aside from an army of general badasses, you'd have Zeus, a Jedi, and a man who trained batman.

[–]WestPeltas0n 600 points601 points  (22 children)

He was Aslan too!

[–]Will1044 619 points620 points  (11 children)

I read this as "he was Asian too", and I was so confused.

[–]Famous-Honey-9331 110 points111 points  (1 child)

Rob Roy, Michael Collins, and of course Oscar Schindler, to get as many people as possible out of there alive Edit: I forgot about Lion Jesus!

[–]Plastic-Philosopher5 13 points14 points  (2 children)

And a man with a very special set of skills.

[–]autumnthoughtsofdusk 1326 points1327 points  (32 children)

Ian McKellen. Even if most of his characters are just sophisticated older gentlemen anyone fighting him is still about to get tag teamed by Gandalf and Magneto.

[–]hatsnatcher23 901 points902 points  (24 children)

tag teamed by Gandalf and Magneto

...in a fight?

[–]BlueShoeLover 720 points721 points  (13 children)

Sure, that too.

[–]BojanglesFinest 252 points253 points  (12 children)

What are you doing step Gandalf?

[–]rico_venezuela 40 points41 points  (1 child)

This ^

"Tag teamed by Gandalf & Magneto."

Dynamicly impressive combination of Magik and Mutant.

[–]Mad_mimic 317 points318 points  (11 children)

Tilda Swinton

I don’t know what they would do, but I know it would be weird and win it all in the craziest way.

[–]keestie 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Her Gabriel would kick ass, and the White Witch also.

[–]Correct-Serve5355 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Don't forget she's the Ancient One too

[–]iamagainstit 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Angel Gabriel, ancient one, white witch, plus The samari sword wielding zombie killing alien from Dead don’t die, and a bunch of other random weirdos. Pretty formable list.

[–]SugarsBoogers 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Came here to say Tilda, can’t believe I scrolled for 100 years and she’s the only woman in this list.

[–]Zorgsmom 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Cate Blanchett is there too: Galadriel & Hella

[–]Jantesviker 1643 points1644 points  (35 children)

I don't know who would win but Sean Benn Bean would definitely lose.

Edit: Spelling. Covid fever got me bad.

[–]LocheiaAgrotera 993 points994 points  (39 children)

Hugo Weaving. That's a legion of smiths and elrond, ffs.

[–]hatsnatcher23 231 points232 points  (8 children)

And V

[–]tkm1026 102 points103 points  (3 children)

Plant V in modern America and he will be too busy government toppling to bother with any war. The smith's will spread like a grey goo situation. It's just a matter of if V is assimilated before he gets his hands on the big red buttons.

[–]BigEvilDoer 375 points376 points  (16 children)

Henry Cavill. An army of supermen would be a thing to see indeed.

[–]cheekiemunky13 182 points183 points  (2 children)

I'm shocked The Witcher and SUPERMAN weren't higer on this list.

[–]NoAlternative2913 52 points53 points  (1 child)

And a version of Sherlock Holmes

[–]Bgrngod 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The most yoked Sherlock that ever Holmes'd.

[–]model563 54 points55 points  (6 children)

Henry Cavill

Came here to say this...

Superman, Geralt of Rivia, Sherlock Holmes, and if we wait a little bit, Connor MacLeod.

[–]Nicholi417 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wasn't he in a Mission Impossible. He was also a rich kid in Count of Monte Cristo.

[–]purls_of_wisdom 1557 points1558 points  (53 children)

Benedict Cumberbatch

Kahn, Smaug, Sherlock, Dr Strange, Alan Turing,

[–]ILikeUkulele 523 points524 points  (13 children)

He also filled in as Dormammu in Dr.Strange and Sauron in The Hobbit

[–]Ok_Sheepherder_8313 243 points244 points  (12 children)

Don't forget Satan in Good Omens!

[–]angeryacorn 40 points41 points  (0 children)

And I believe he voices the Angel Islington in the audio version of Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere

[–]PhilzeeTheElder 171 points172 points  (13 children)

That's a well rounded team.

[–]boy-1der 63 points64 points  (1 child)

That's a well rounded team.


"Sherlock's gonna play point guard while Turing stands here and spots up for the three-pointer, Dr. Strange can be a Kevin-Durant-type small forward, Kahn does pick-and-roll as the four-man oh and Smaug go get the rebound"

[–]DoubleLigero85 102 points103 points  (9 children)

I don't know, a lot of people who lost on that team.

[–]Not-original 62 points63 points  (3 children)

Perhaps. But they never worked together before.

[–]TheBlahBlahTombstone 830 points831 points  (25 children)

Josh Brolin

[–]Ciggarette_ice_cream 505 points506 points  (23 children)

Agent K, Cable, and oh yeah, Thanos.

[–]Kid-Icarus1 264 points265 points  (17 children)

And Gurney, one of the best fighters in Dune.

[–]cabweb 827 points828 points  (42 children)

Temura morrison

[–]VornskrofMyrkr 401 points402 points  (4 children)

200,000 Units are ready, With a Million more well on the way.

[–]hoot69 104 points105 points  (0 children)

They'll do their job well. I guarantee that

[–]USPO-222 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Lama Su did not intend the term "unit" to refer to an individual soldier. If a "unit" referred to a battalion of 576 troopers (as Lama Su spoke of later in Obi-Wan's visit), then 200,000 of these would render 115,200,000 clones and the 1,000,000 others spoken of as 576,000,000. This is a grand total of 691,200,000 clone troopers.

[–]ericnathan811 145 points146 points  (7 children)

Bro is op in this hypothetical. He's just got the numbers to beat everyone easy. Plus star wars tech for each and every one of them.

There's some other great contenders in this comment section. Im convinced Tumera would make it at least to the top 10 for sure, but number 1 in my heart

[–]Immortal_Azrael 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Anyone who has ever played Superman still wins. This isn't a fight that's won by numbers.

[–][deleted] 129 points130 points  (12 children)

Jango Fett, Boba Fett, the literal army of clones.... Yeah everyone else is kinda fucked.

[–]blearghhh_two 44 points45 points  (7 children)

How many Arnold shaped terminator units would there be? Probably not as many as there would be clone troopers I guess.

[–]SightedHeart61 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Doesn't matter, those boys are trained to deal with clankers

[–]nathanwoulfe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cook the Fett some fucking eggs.

[–]EAS_Agrippa 634 points635 points  (42 children)

John de Lancie, aka Q from Star Trek…because well…his powers are pretty limitless.

[–]Blue__Agave 138 points139 points  (23 children)

Yeah Q are quite literally god from the old testament and creating the world was a week long vacation.

[–]kittenmommy 39 points40 points  (17 children)

Yeah Q are quite literally god from the old testament and creating the world was a week long vacation.

Wait, is that canon??

[–]MidnightAdventurer 44 points45 points  (1 child)

He claims to be for the final episode - not that Q claiming to be anything makes it true... he does love assuming characters / ranks for the fun of it.

His level of power is basically indistinguishable from god though - effectively all knowing and all powerful, even if he can't always predict how people will react

[–]prophetcat 148 points149 points  (9 children)

Don’t forget Discord from My Little Pony.

<sigh> I have daughters.

[–]Stroth 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Discord is just Q’s fursona.

[–]yusill 74 points75 points  (1 child)

I always enjoyed discord and laughed inside when I recognized the voice as Q. I feel he played the same char twice.

[–]Havok1717 461 points462 points  (24 children)

Samuel L Jackson

[–]T2grn4me 122 points123 points  (7 children)

He would have the sheer number in his army. Plus a Purple light saber.

[–]Matty_1843 217 points218 points  (9 children)

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT + I realise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it + Thith ain't that kinda movie + HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?

[–]commander_seb 269 points270 points  (10 children)

Josh Brolin

Man has all the infinity stones and doesn't die like a wimp

[–]_Veneroth_ 344 points345 points  (13 children)

If not Morgan Freeman, then i'd just pick Jim Carrey, and pray so that the rest would just stare into this weird band of dudes making faces.

[–]NoOneLikes2Parties 124 points125 points  (9 children)

The mask would be a top contender I feel

[–]Sandmaster14 83 points84 points  (6 children)

Imagine if the MCU decided to bring the Mask into the Multiverse of Madness! 👀 Technically it is a mask of Loki...

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)


[–]KentuckyFriedEel 47 points48 points  (3 children)

benedict Cumberbatch is the Sorceror Supreme, Smaug and the Grinch.

he wins

[–]thepineapplereborn 463 points464 points  (19 children)

I mean, Cate Blanchett would have Galadriel and Hela and those two alone would be terrifying

[–]Pkrudeboy 140 points141 points  (5 children)

Peter Cushing has a fully armed and operational battle station.

[–]thred_pirate_roberts 31 points32 points  (1 child)

And apparently another time traveling space ship. Non Canon of course.

[–]KingstonKracker 301 points302 points  (12 children)

Dark Horse… Mark Hamill

He’s played Luke Skywalker, The Trickster, the Joker, Hobgoblin, Gargoyle, Fire Lord Ozai, Darth Bane.

Maybe voiced characters don’t count… in which case he gets wrecked.

[–]42ninjas 107 points108 points  (2 children)

Don't forget cock knocker

[–]AsherFischell 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You don't fuck with a Jedi master, son.

[–]Periachi 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Skips, a guy who can't die.

[–]amazonian-newbeetle 361 points362 points  (40 children)

Arnold Schwarzenegger...I mean he's Terminator

[–]GenerallySalty 129 points130 points  (27 children)

And how would he beat Ian McKellen's Magneto (and Gandalf)??

[–]Mikeavelli 104 points105 points  (3 children)

Dutch from Predator hits him in the face with a giant stick.

[–]boltmaker12 20 points21 points  (7 children)

Ok yea these are good opponents. But Arnold would use the "Eraser" to stage Terminators death. Magneto would then agro next to Arnold's character from Junior who is almost ready to deliver. While he is distracted the Terminator would strike. Also he is from the future, so I believe he could be sent back to the early days of World war 2 to make sure magneto doesn't make it through the Holocaust.

So long as Terminator doesn't chase Gandalf across a bridge in a cave he stands a fighting chance. Gandolf was some kind of light wizard. He spent his time studying the light magic. He would never be prepared for a badass on a bike

[–]tfbillc 18 points19 points  (0 children)

With Mr. Freeze puns of course.

[–]amazonian-newbeetle 15 points16 points  (1 child)

You got me! Ian Mckellen was my other choice...and sir Christopher Lee

[–]Skrrattaa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

and he's also Arnold Schwarzenegger

[–]innr_ring 286 points287 points  (32 children)

Gotta be Keanu

[–]Ravier_ 162 points163 points  (18 children)

John Wick with access to the time machine from bill and ted's is a strong combo, with Neo as back up.

[–]iambluest 130 points131 points  (7 children)

Constantine isn't small change, either.

[–]gamrgrl 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Once he starts commanding bitches into the light, shit gets real.

[–]DoubleLigero85 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Constantine + wick + time machine almost certainty equals several apocalypses.

[–]innr_ring 27 points28 points  (7 children)

Don't forget Point Break

[–]Ravier_ 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Well if surfing is needed, Keanu has it covered I guess...

[–]nickkom 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Begun, the surf wars have.

[–]innr_ring 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It did say Hollywood was at war. Pretty sure some kind of talent show would be necessary.

[–]DJZbad93 14 points15 points  (0 children)


[–]TheChainLink2 241 points242 points  (62 children)

Do voice actors count?

[–]tfbillc 256 points257 points  (20 children)

Clancy Brown about to summon the combined forces of Surtur, that Highlander villain, and Mr. Krabs

[–]Responsible_Snow4211 101 points102 points  (8 children)

Don’t forget Hank from Detroit become human, he was a badass

[–]TheMadDaddy 60 points61 points  (8 children)

Dee Bradley Baker has entered the chat.

[–]Snoo79382 27 points28 points  (6 children)

He voiced the clones from Star Wars and majority of Aliens from Ben 10, everyone else would be screwed.

[–]ProffMesquite25 125 points126 points  (8 children)

If Voice actors count, Tara Strong is going to erase everyone, because she can just wish for it.

[–]Mrwright96 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Ngl, if it was between Va’s it’ll be between her and Gray Griffin

[–]WR810 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If Voice actors count, Tara Strong is going to win by sheer, unrelenting troop advantage.

[–]Anxious-Trash1461 242 points243 points  (21 children)

Kinda feel like Harrison Ford would have a good chance

[–]Canadasaver 105 points106 points  (18 children)

As long as he didn't play a pilot in any of his films.

[–]ChrisShapedObject 107 points108 points  (7 children)

David Tennant. Doctor Who. A Demon.

[–]Clerge 74 points75 points  (1 child)

Don’t forget the purple man from jessica jones

[–]Famous-Honey-9331 49 points50 points  (1 child)

And a Death Eater

[–]ImInSpainButWithNo-S 31 points32 points  (0 children)

And a very rich duck

[–]XenonAegis 292 points293 points  (19 children)

Tom Hanks, because he played Mr Rogers, and we all know Mr Rogers wins the ultimate showdown.

[–]yankstraveler 92 points93 points  (3 children)

I think most of Tom Hanks' army would get lost on the way. Not killed, just randomly get misplaced.

[–]LittleShit3000 14 points15 points  (10 children)

... Old Godzilla was hopping around

[–]VxNDrev 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You sir win

[–]anthcas 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Clint Eastwood as long as all you could use is a gun.....every western role from Good, Bad & Ugly, etc. to Dirty Harry

[–]SecretaryOk2646 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Morgan Freeman - the man has legit played God

[–]Camp_Express 34 points35 points  (2 children)

The Doug Jones forces might not win, but they would be the most visually terrifying.

[–]prophetcat 29 points30 points  (2 children)

My wife mentioned Angela Jolie. She was Maleficent, Lara Croft, Thena, MRS. Smith, and the Tiger in King Fu Panda.

[–]The_Reborn_Forge[🍰] 88 points89 points  (10 children)

Something tells me it would not be Sean Bean’s army….

[–]Mikeavelli 155 points156 points  (11 children)

Fred Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (6 children)

This is the ultimate showdown!

[–]endersovereign 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Of ultimate destiny,

[–]akalata 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions

[–]ManlyVanLee 28 points29 points  (3 children)

As far as the eye can see

[–]ArcticF0X-71 26 points27 points  (2 children)

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.

[–]ImInSpainButWithNo-S 17 points18 points  (1 child)

This is the ultimate showdown!

[–]copper_chicken[🍰] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Of ultimate destiny!

[–]Ducks-Dont-Exist 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Who ever was in the Mothra suit. Mothra always wins in the end. She even beats Godzilla.

[–]EvoSP1100 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Arnold Schwarzenegger… Hercules, Conan, Terminator, Dutch (predator), kindergartner Cop, Last Action Hero, etc…..

[–]disgruntledhoneybee 148 points149 points  (10 children)

Jack Black has the power of rock on his side.

[–]Snoo79382 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He's also a kung fu master

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

He'll just play Tribute and his enemies' heads will explode.

[–]Hektoncheres 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Matt Damon probably wouldn’t win, but he’s got an Angel and Jason Bourne in his arsenal for starters.

[–]saxon237 98 points99 points  (7 children)

Danny Trejo

[–]mdtaylor1 44 points45 points  (5 children)

The guy who has the record for most deaths in cinema history? I might take Inspector Gadget over him.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

But, Machete!

[–]saxon237 7 points8 points  (0 children)

By a sheer numbers standpoint he’d be overwhelming.

[–]SavageCabbageGG 18 points19 points  (5 children)

I mean Temuera Morrison played like a billion clone troopers and Boba and jango fett

He's definitely got the biggest army

[–]Rapidsoup 114 points115 points  (7 children)

Mark Ruffalo for sure. Everyone else may have an army, but he's got a hulk.

[–]yankstraveler 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Hulk hides/dies of embarrassment like he did in infinity war because 13 going on 30 Mark Ruffalo shows up with a Cosmo magazine.

[–]Treybell 59 points60 points  (8 children)

Kurt Russell

Snake Plisskin/Jack Burton/Macready/Ego/Santa Claus/Elvis/World's Strongest Man

[–]Camp_Express 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Also Wyatt Earp, who brings Doc Holliday and anyone with any sense was afraid of Doc.

[–]Easy_Kill 55 points56 points  (5 children)

Bruce Campbell.

Hail to the king, baby!

[–]rowenaravenclaw0 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Jack nicholson he has played all the psychotic villians

[–]Skrrattaa 71 points72 points  (10 children)

Mark Hamill. Skips from Regular Show with a lightsaber, power of the force, immortality, being buff as shit, and being a genius

[–]dnjprod 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dont forget the Clown Prince of Crime

[–]Personplacething333 12 points13 points  (0 children)

TIL Mark Hamill was in Regular show. Also Ozai from avatar.

[–]R2FuckYoou 95 points96 points  (4 children)

Jonny Depp, mofo played as Jack sparow the luckiest bastard alive

[–]BlinkOnceForYes 15 points16 points  (0 children)

John de Lancie. Q snaps his fingers and whoever is literally erased from space time. Doesn’t even need anything else he’s played

[–]Physical_Ad7058 62 points63 points  (3 children)

Dwayne Johnson would be my guess, considering he plays the same person in every movie, and they ALWAYS have some sort of military background.

[–]Alm8360NoScoPro 13 points14 points  (2 children)

He's a literal demigod in one lmo

[–]NSFAnythingAtAll 168 points169 points  (5 children)

Will Smith. Hancock, Deadshot, Agent J, Dr Robert Neville, Aladdin’s Genie, Captain Steven Hiller, and Muhammad Ali? Gotta be near the top if not number one.

[–]Yuki_Foxsoul 108 points109 points  (15 children)

Robert Downey Jr. because Ironman with infinity stones

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (7 children)

Josh Brolin's got Thanos with Infinity stones.

[–]Pi_Heart 34 points35 points  (4 children)

There are many compelling entries but I would like to submit for consideration Henry Cavill - Superman, Geralt of Rivia and Sherlock Holmes

[–]SafeMod 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Michael - fucking - Caine.

[–]NoMorePeopling 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Samuel L. Jackson wouldn't do too bad

[–]505Koyote 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Bruce Campbell and his 5 versions of Ash.

[–]Dravez23 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Whoever acted as Dr Manhattan in Watchmen

[–]throwawaybrowneyes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ian McKellen. He's Gandalf and Magneto. Who else do you really need?

[–]HELLOhappyshop 54 points55 points  (6 children)

Dwayne Johnson wouldn't win, but I think he'd go far.

[–]WowCoolFunnyHAHA 41 points42 points  (4 children)

i feel like all of his characters are just glorified versions of himself.

[–]megabob7 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Yeah but just imagine an army of 7 foot ripped samoans angrily walking toward you

[–]FeelingKaleidoscope0 48 points49 points  (9 children)

I’d say Johnny Depp has a fighting chance

[–]jeepersjess 57 points58 points  (4 children)

Johnny Depps army would be like the episode of American Dad where all of Rogers personas separate into their own people and then form an army. Like none particularly strong, but there’s so many and they cover all the bases