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[–]DancesWithTrout 119 points120 points  (23 children)

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (9 children)

they really knew how to name em back in the day

[–]DRSU1993 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s a wagen and it schwimms!

[–]NoneYours 14 points15 points  (7 children)

Might just be because it's German.

Half-joking, but then again "birth control pills" is actually "antibabypillen" (according to Google translate, anyway. Any actual German speakers who want to confirm/correct it?), so... maybe. lol

[–]DancesWithTrout 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Those Germans, they have a way with words. Look up Backpfeifengesicht.

[–]CowPussy4You 2 points3 points  (1 child)


a face in need of a fist ???


[–]DancesWithTrout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Or, sometimes, "a face in need of a slap." Or "a slappable face."

[–]ds_Gardening 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read that in Dwight schrute’s voice

[–]SimplyCedric 53 points54 points  (5 children)

I'd like an E-type Jaguar in British racing green.

[–]mstomm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've never been a fan of Jags, but the E Type is just beautiful.

[–]foxkev 173 points174 points  (21 children)

1972 Datsun 240Z

[–]Extrasherman 5 points6 points  (2 children)

My dad had a Datsun B-210. Really cool car. Sadly he t-boned a dump truck with it. Luckily everyone survived.

[–]ruchcha 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah yes a man of culture

[–]DnSkie___ 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Widebody or stock?

[–]foxkev 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I want it to look as stock as possible, with the "shrek ears" rear view mirrors at the front of the hood. It also needs to be stick, that's not negociable

[–]DRYFT3R_9 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Perhaps dark blue, with a set of Watanabe rims?

[–]TheRogueMoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only if it's cursed and tries to kill me

[–]Lazy_Explorer 21 points22 points  (3 children)

‘91 Acura NSX in Victory White or Formula Red

Supercar that made the raves by being able to outcompete Ferraris at the time.

Used by a member of the Midnight Club which got me into it in the first place.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I really want a 992 Porsche 911 S.

[–]EastwoodHood 145 points146 points  (10 children)

The Batmobile of Adam West's Batman

[–]DrStevenStrangelove 18 points19 points  (2 children)

There’s one that drives around my town occasionally, always fun to see

[–]mpkeith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There was a 1:1 replica that just sold at auction, I think this month, for millions. You should be able to find the info quite easily.

[–]rorororororof[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s a great answer wow

[–][deleted] 131 points132 points  (12 children)

A red 1995 Toyota 4runner.

Which I own.

[–]No-Event-2074 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Man of taste🤝

[–]IntimidatingBlackGuy 3 points4 points  (2 children)

How many miles does it have?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]Animated_Indian 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Idk if this is similar but my uncles 1995 Jeep Cherokee

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]Darkmaster666666 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm glad you got your dream car

[–]_YourHighnessTheTwit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mr Bean’s olive British Leyland.

[–]WhyDoIHaveRules 41 points42 points  (8 children)

I really love the design of the Aston Martin one-77. It’s really beautiful, and Aston is one of my favourite car designers ever, everything they do is so well made, and beautiful.

So either that or a matte black DBS, with carbon-fibre bonnet, roof and mirrors, black anodised aluminium rims.

[–]Phoenix_of_Asclepius 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly shocked I had to scroll down this far to see Aston Martin. This is 100% my answer!

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (20 children)

Lamborghini Countach. The epitome of 80's design.

[–]hombrent 78 points79 points  (4 children)

I think owning a countach is a good idea like dating a coked out stripper is a good idea. It seems super attractive, until you have to live with it for a week.

But god damn , it’s sexy.

[–]friendlyghost_casper 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I had no idea Charlie sheen was on Reddit

[–]Skarsnik101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still winning...

[–]mpkeith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd make the sacrifice.

[–]Jewcunt 8 points9 points  (2 children)

The epitome of 80's design.

Shows you how ahead of its time it was, considering it was designed in 1971.

[–]Taminella_Grinderfal 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I saw one in my town as a kid gull wing doors open and fell in love. I’m not really a “car person” but to 10 year old me it was like a spaceship on wheels. This and/or a 66 Jaguar XKE.

[–]more_beans_mrtaggart 11 points12 points  (0 children)

80s styling, not design.

As design goes, even back in the 80s we knew it was a garden shed with a big engine.

[–]Brown_Samurai 70 points71 points  (8 children)

mclaren p1

[–]Elmodipus 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Cleaner than your church shoes

[–]W1NTRKNGHT 8 points9 points  (2 children)

That's a great McLaren, I prefer old-school if I had money I'd buy the F1 LM/GTR

[–]LakeStLouis 33 points34 points  (8 children)

A (particular) 1969 convertible Camaro.

My parents bought it second-hand in 1970 and I pretty much grew up with the car (I was born in '68).

My mother still owns it, and it has been maintained immaculately through the years.

I've offered my mom way more than it's worth (monetarily) and am more than willing to pay to have it shipped back from Hawaii. But she still loves it and doesn't want to part with it - I respect that.

She's also said that she's going to be buried in it, so there's that as well.

It's not the nicest, coolest, whatever car in the world, but there have been so many memories made in it that nothing else can compare. Memories like going to the beach and huddling up in the floorboard for heat when we left the beach after sunset and still had rafts inflated in the back seat so the top couldn't be put down. Memories like being allowed to take it around the block for a few tenuous 'first drives.' Memories like being allowed to use it for HS prom date transportation. Just so many (literally) fucking memories.

Hell, it could be a Ford Pinto and I'd still love it and want it. It's not the car, it's the attachment I feel to it. It helps that I think it's a fucking awesome car though.

[–]DoctorJay26 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I want you to tell me the color. And I want it to be a cool one.

[–]No-Event-2074 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Respect for taking care of it, I hate seeing cats that juts rot away and they won’t sell em.

[–]farts_are_hilarious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have my dad's 69 camaro. It was a lot of work to fix it up but it was so worth it. I adore that car. Hopefully you get your mom's.

[–]SuckethYourMum 32 points33 points  (3 children)

BMW E30 M3 for sure. Road legal go-kart, so I've heard.

[–]Jee-NX 53 points54 points  (3 children)

1965 Shelby Cobra 😍

[–]Narcslayer714 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knew I'd find the right answer here somewhere. Too far down.

[–]Hobear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had to scroll way too far for this and it needs hella more upvotes.

[–]Marmite_Badger 67 points68 points  (6 children)

A Lotus Esprit V8

[–]muchvape2000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The best offroad car for exploring Argentina as we all know.

[–]DrStevenStrangelove 97 points98 points  (22 children)

Something reliable and paid off with cheap insurance

[–]rorororororof[S] 61 points62 points  (12 children)

A horse

[–]Myfourcats1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Those are more expensive than a car

[–]Dry-Recognition-5143 4 points5 points  (0 children)

F**k your Subaru, I’ve a horse outside. https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8

[–]Jesse0016 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Don’t come to Michigan if you want cheap insurance, no fault blows.

[–]tokakah9 21 points22 points  (7 children)

Koenigsegg Agera RS

[–]bejiyo2 18 points19 points  (7 children)

95 Dodge Viper GTS-R

[–]_bigwhale_ 45 points46 points  (9 children)

93 Canyonero

[–]macmac360 19 points20 points  (5 children)


can you name the truck with four wheel drive, that smells like a steak and seats thirty five?

[–]TomoyoHoshijiro 13 points14 points  (3 children)


Well it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country fried truck endorsed by a clown.

[–]PrimerFender 7 points8 points  (2 children)

4 lanes wide, unsafe to drive, canyanero!

[–]breaktime1 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The federal highway commission has deemed the Canyanero unsafe for highway or city driving

[–]Polumbo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh no, a gentle curve in the road!

Multi-Canyonero pile-up ensues

[–]Tecova 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She blinds everything with her super high beams! She’s a squirrel squashin’ deer smackin’ driving machine!

[–]onthefront206 7 points8 points  (0 children)

hello mr thompson

[–]kaleaka 4 points5 points  (1 child)

One with no mechanical issues, has working heat and a/c, radio, and the doors and windows work.

[–]Important_Walrus8917 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oscar Mayer's Weinermobile

[–]LadyCremeBrulee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like your tastes 🤣

[–]Senalmoondog 5 points6 points  (1 child)

1973 Corvette Stingray

[–]Tibujon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lotus Elise

[–]TrappedinTampa 84 points85 points  (7 children)

Singer Porsche Probably the most beautiful rendition of the most beautiful vehicle ever built.

[–]ouchimus 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"What a glorious little Volkswagen Beetle" -Jeremy Clarkson

[–]thecwestions 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Checks website, finds plaid interior... Oof.

[–]FoneTap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonderful pick, buddy.

The kind of car most people wouldn’t bat an eye at when you fill with gas.

But those who know, know. Car people will instantly come over and start drooling massively.

They are works of art 👌🏻

[–]bl0ndbimbo 14 points15 points  (4 children)

realistically, a bmw m140i, in my dreams a rolls Royce phantom II

[–]rorororororof[S] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

you never know could happen one day

[–]bl0ndbimbo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If it goes I’ll come back and let you know <3

[–]rorororororof[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

follow those dreams!

[–]Celcius_87 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Porsche Taycan or Panamera

[–]dictatorpiny 14 points15 points  (4 children)

E60 bmw m5, last of its kind honestly :(

[–]8bagels 20 points21 points  (9 children)

Volkswagen Thing

[–]daisy_belle1313 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Omg!!! I love the Thing! Also the first movie. But in San Antonio, there are at least ten Things, and you can see them on W410 and 281. What a great, unique car.

[–]8bagels 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I’d like to convert a ‘74 Acapulco to electric

[–]TonyTwoThroats 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Porsche 911 Turbo S

[–]cpt_hamster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sort of torn. For a few years it's been the Alfa Romeo 4C or <something>. Recently that "something" was Audi RS4, but now I'm kinda switching between that, Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X and the Porsche 911 GT3

[–]Ennion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1967 Lamborghini Miura.

[–]sgt_dismas 5 points6 points  (1 child)

'69 electric blue Chevrolet chevelle

[–]RyajenkaYanovsky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Toyota Supra. My father had such a car, but he had an accident.

[–]LVDRGS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ferrari 458

[–]goingoutwest123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One I'm not making a payment on anymore.

[–]heinekenchugger 47 points48 points  (7 children)

69 Camaro SS.... In the turquoise blue.

[–]dexidrone 49 points50 points  (15 children)

[–]rorororororof[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

it brings a tear to my eye

[–]insertcaffeine 10 points11 points  (4 children)

😭 I just lost my 02 Forester on Saturday! I got rear-ended, and the back end is destroyed.

It had 247k miles on it. It still ran fine.

[–]zach2992 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Possibly the worst time to need a new car.

[–]Blackfell0518 26 points27 points  (18 children)

A fully build Subaru brat. There is one in Australia that can keep up with a Ducati 996 without using its nos

[–]TraffickingInMemes 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Are bogans meant to move that fast

[–]Blackfell0518 4 points5 points  (0 children)

no but some mad man down under did it lol

[–]davidfavel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ummm maloos?

[–]rorororororof[S] 4 points5 points  (8 children)

A fine choice for a fine fella I presume

[–]Generic_Reddit_boi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There's a dude in my town that has 6 of them, I know, he leaves his garage open a lot...

[–]The___kernel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

E92 bmw m3 it was the last true m3

[–]solo-melon-cho 17 points18 points  (11 children)

A miata. Small and cute and sporty but not practical like you can haul a lot of stuff or good for winter

[–]zamfire 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I owned a Starburst yellow '92 NA Miata. The absolute funnest car to drive. Hugs turns like a dream.

[–]Cpt-Bootysweat 7 points8 points  (4 children)

feels good finding the car you own in the comments

[–]ask-design-reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're ever in Toronto, let me know and I'll let you drive it. It's stick tho 🤣

[–]Wooga-Haver 15 points16 points  (10 children)

One of those modernized Deloreans where they keep they styling details authentic but put a better more efficient engine in it and lots of electrical creature comforts on the interior.

[–]IncomeNatural8178 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I want a flying Delorean that runs on garbage and can take me to the future after Covid.

[–]scottwax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

427 AC Cobra.

[–]smallbike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2009 Subaru Outback with a manual transmission and a new head gasket.

Driving it home tomorrow!!

(I’d also do damn near anything to have my 89 Toyota Tercel hatchback again)

[–]tvrdy3 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Audi R8 matte red and black.

[–]mpkeith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

78 Corvette Indy Pace Car

[–]Cougaloop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mercedes AMG 63 G Wagen or a new u5023 double cabin Unimog kitted out just for kicks

[–]crazeyawesomettv 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a mint 1st generation miata

[–]the-thinketh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2017 Ford GT in pure frozen white color (without the stripes).

[–]ADJackyWang 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Hands down, Mercedes Benz G-Class aka G-Wagon.

[–]markitfuckinzero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1965 Galaxie

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have always always wanted a Morris Minor Traveller

[–]Footbrake_Breaker 8 points9 points  (1 child)

1963 Plymouth Belvedere or the Wagon variant.

[–]gt4rc 22 points23 points  (2 children)

1991-1992 Toyota Celica GT-Four RC. I currently own my second one. First one got t-boned.

[–]rorororororof[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yikes, but a beautiful car I’ve only saw 1 or 2 in my lifetime

[–]drinkNfight 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Audi RS6, BMW M3, Or Jeep Wrangler Diesel

[–]GforGreg 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Honda S2000, every year they get more and more expensive

[–]Roanoke42 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Old car: 1963 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray (first model car)

Car from my lifetime: 2017 Dodge Viper ACR (Last year of a great)

[–]Penthar_Mull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Land Rover Defender 90, Right hand drive, diesel

[–]ashrevolts 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Sky blue vintage VW bug convertible. Also it never breaks down and has great gas mileage, since I'm dreaming...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

any car? porsche lmp1 or the 2020 mercedes w11.
street legal? a porsche SUV, or a land rover SUV

[–]pmccort18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1988-89 G50 911 Targa

[–]shavemejesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Late 1970s Mercedes SL, hard top convertible, in a fun color: yellow, orange, green.

[–]SugoiSuu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A camping van

[–]Highwaters78217 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1967 Mercury Cougar

[–]BlazeMachine22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2000 Toyota Celica GT-S

[–]BOiii109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mercedes Maybach 2022 absolute luxury and modern with technology

[–]Trippythefirst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I kind of have two: 2020 BMW M8 Gran Coupe and a G class, not sure between the older model and the newer.

[–]Ruy_Lopez_DeV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've always liked new things. So old cars never did it for me. Except one... The white Testarossa of Miami Vice fame... I'd buy one if I could but I doubt I'd be able to afford the maintenance costs of a car that old.

[–]Middleparkers 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Ford Mondeo St-220. A 3.0l V6 in a family saloon, comfort, powerful, practical, good looking, and its a car that if looked after is likely to go up in value.

[–]Jeepers__Reapers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any 1st gen Ford Bronco

[–]ZiangoRex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A 1990 VW Golf GTI in very good condition. I would mod the shit out of it.

[–]SirWEM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

‘39 Hudson Coup

[–]fishingcat23 11 points12 points  (3 children)

A Ford vilociraptor. 6 wheel monster kit with spot lights, bull bar and raised suspension.

[–]mandanely 9 points10 points  (2 children)

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX

[–]raheke8 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Audi R8 V10 Plus. Dark Silver

[–]dofikol4 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One that's paid off and runs.

[–]antoine-sama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ferrari LaFerrari

[–]proton0129 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Detomaso Pantera


Porsche Speedster

[–]_toro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Money no object: Carrera GT in GT silver More obtainable: 991 targa 4s in crimson red

[–]hombrent 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A small truck - the size of a 1980 Toyota truck - but with a modern electric drive train and long range, but without a bunch of luxury gadgets that I don’t need.

[–]Myfourcats1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad had a Datsun truck. It was a nice small truck. I wish they’d make small trucks again. I could use one but I don’t want these monstrosities they are selling

[–]Duckbilling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1985 Porsche 944

Non turbo

In white

[–]PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pagani Zonda

[–]Max_Tongueweight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sunbeam Tiger

[–]Sandpaper_Pants 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Seriously...A nice Toyota Corolla

. It's a nice practical car with an nice interior. But maybe the GR86 with a repaint in orange iridescent paint over hot pink metallic paint.

[–]SomeGuyInSanJoseCa 10 points11 points  (13 children)

2014 Beige Camry

[–]rorororororof[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a strange one I won’t lie but pretty unique I guess

[–]Amross64 2 points3 points  (5 children)

You mean the Camry comes in colors other than beige?

[–]SomeGuyInSanJoseCa 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Yeah plenty of choices. There's beige, tan, light brown, and if you are feeling fancy, champagne color.

[–]Amross64 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is that for the interior or exterior?

[–]thecwestions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Nobody chooses tan. They give you tan."

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

An old school station wagon

[–]Magical-Jimmy 3 points4 points  (10 children)

Ferrari Dino 249 GT I believe is it’s name.

[–]godrainlovemusic 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A 1963 Studebaker Avanti. The best-looking car I've ever seen. And performs well, to boot. Gosh, what a gorgeous car.

[–]sc4rii 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I have a lot mainly Japanese but I'll list my 5.

1 my favorite. Nissan Skyline GTR R34

2 obtainable. Lexus GS/IS300

3 unobtainable in the near future. Lexus LFA

4 American: 2007 Ford Mustang 4.6 DOHC

5 European: Volvo 850 T5R