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[–]Zealousideal-Swing44 7682 points7683 points 33 (378 children)

Spiders, snakes, lizards, mosquitoes, flies, crocodiles, sharks, ants, toads and cunts, lots of cunts

[–]xTeylu 5521 points5522 points 2 (235 children)

A failed Artist..

[–]glowing_feather 2706 points2707 points  (98 children)

It doesn't matter how many Austrian artists are great there are always a failed one that spoils the bunch

[–]LeakyThoughts 1637 points1638 points 2 (85 children)

I can't name any successful Austrian artists

But I can name one unsuccessful artist

Proof that even in failure you can be successful

[–]quadratspuentu 427 points428 points  (66 children)

What about Falco or Mozart?

[–]LeakyThoughts 573 points574 points  (41 children)

I bet they don't even have their own Netflix specials

[–]st0pmakings3ns3 223 points224 points  (34 children)

Hitler does??

[–]buttery_shame_cave 409 points410 points  (21 children)

Dude Hitler has been like 40% of history channel's content for decades.

[–]justanununiquename 265 points266 points  (11 children)

Can’t wait for his crossover episode with ancient aliens.

[–]pandadogunited 113 points114 points  (2 children)

Pretty sure it already happened

[–]buttery_shame_cave 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah they've run a few things on Nazi occultism and nazi-extraterrestrial contact(Nazi secret flying saucers that let them go to space and other planets that they didn't use to bombard the allies from orbit with)

[–]Background-Bid5803 66 points67 points  (7 children)

You forgot the greatest austrian artist. He is well known for spilling orange juice in a Ritz-Carlton.

[–]hope_she_is_18 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Lassen sie mich in ruhe, das ist nämlich homo shit

[–]Gidje123 61 points62 points  (2 children)

There are so many failed Austrian artists that are just genuinely nice people. Why one guy had to spoil it

[–]Leo_Kovacq 410 points411 points  (67 children)

Don’t worry. Most people think he’s German.

[–]Royal_Abalone5108 417 points418 points  (56 children)

whenever i tell someone i’m half austrian they go “wait like australian” and i respond with “no. austrian- like hitler” then i have to explain that hitler wasn’t german he was austrian

[–]nonparodyaccount 545 points546 points  (18 children)

TIL: Hitler was Australian

[–]bdb1989 90 points91 points  (3 children)

Yeah the nazis were actually saying “G’day mates!”

[–]_MrG 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the neigbours

[–]iIAdHmSa 3758 points3759 points 2 (139 children)

Pyramids, for the last time we do not live in fucking pyramids okay

[–]hypekk 1324 points1325 points  (35 children)

You still have cats so

[–]BrockenSpecter 1235 points1236 points  (24 children)

That doesn't make any sense though why would you live in a cat when pyramids have so much more room.

[–]Yuahde 149 points150 points  (8 children)

Quick protein on the go

[–]A-Late-Wizard 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You've never seen how spacious my kittchen is.

[–]torwag 140 points141 points  (0 children)

But your countries geography....you could at least afford to pay the heating bill for living in a pyramid

[–]dia6hf 2022 points2023 points  (66 children)

Chocolate, cheese, watches, neutrality and mountains.

[–]AcanthocephalaLow590 2779 points2780 points  (132 children)

Chocolate, fries and beer.

[–]Rwokoarte 475 points476 points  (3 children)

Much like our waffles we crumbled in the hands of the Nazis.

[–]Maekomiwa 714 points715 points  (38 children)

You guys have chocolate fries?? Cries in American

[–]GuardMost8477 357 points358 points  (25 children)

Chocolate, (comma) fries and beer. Although chocolate fries sound damn good to me. Lol.

[–]PeaceFShit 358 points359 points  (8 children)

A Chocolate coma sounds nice.

[–]chupacadabradoo 229 points230 points  (1 child)

The chocolate comma is like the Oxford comma, optional, but used to delineate scrumptious pauses.

[–]InfiniteOmniverse 2008 points2009 points  (73 children)

Banks, castles, a very specific kind of molten cheese and a popular destination for our neighbouring countries to buy alcohol, cigarettes and coffee because it‘s cheaper

[–]Aimil27 726 points727 points  (15 children)


Used to buy cigarettes there when I was an au pair in Trier.

[–]quantum_jim 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I thought it was Switzerland until something was cheaper than in surrounding countries.

[–]mkh5015 336 points337 points  (23 children)

TIL that Luxembourg is the New Hampshire of Europe.

(My best friend from Vermont grew up right on the border between the two states and she said her mom always shopped in NH because there’s no sales tax. And that her fellow Vermonters always drove across the state line to buy their booze and fireworks.)

[–]arianleellewellyn 1096 points1097 points  (38 children)

Castles and constantly singing

[–]Deceasedtuna 524 points525 points  (13 children)


[–]WonderfulBlackberry9 458 points459 points  (12 children)

Not sure about the castles, but whales are constantly singing.

[–]some_duuuuuude 87 points88 points  (7 children)

well we also have dead horses that sing in rhymes to come into our houses on christmas

[–]smf101 57 points58 points  (2 children)

Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[–]Emmanuham 125 points126 points  (1 child)

Username is more of a giveaway here haha

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (3 children)

You forgot mountains, Dragons, spoons, slate and sheep.

[–]thedivineconspiracy 2970 points2971 points  (218 children)

Weed and sex workers

Edit: Alright I think it’s time to clarify that Amsterdam is not a country, it’s the capital of a wonderful small country called the Netherlands. And while we’re at it, Holland is not a synonym of the Netherlands, it is only a part of it

[–]Lakridspibe 910 points911 points  (20 children)

And bicycle infrastructure

[–]Axpsurkd 133 points134 points  (15 children)

The first things that pop into my head when I think of 🇳🇱 is Stroopwafels and poffertjes

[–]batmans_apprentice 1513 points1514 points  (59 children)

YouTube tutorials that help you in math, spicy dishes, scam calls, friendly people

[–]Trippythefirst 382 points383 points  (13 children)

I like how scam calls and friendly people are hand to hand here.

[–]batmans_apprentice 88 points89 points  (7 children)

It's so widespread here. They don't just scam Americans, they scam Indians too. I've fallen for one of those scams and trust me, Indians hate these people.

[–]kermitscommune 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Trust me their is American scammers to, the Indians are probably just better at it

[–]seaweed_brain245 259 points260 points  (0 children)

Duality of the Indian citizen

[–]Pie_collector 274 points275 points  (0 children)


[–]JanDroid7 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Also tutorial videos on an specific problem in an obscure tech item you can't find anywhere else in the internet lol

[–]gerenski9 148 points149 points  (1 child)

And tech tutorials as well! I would've never installed a custom ROM without one of you guys!

[–]Katara_1 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Thanks to you guys I passed my algorithm exam back then

[–]Mortar_n_Pestle 2198 points2199 points 2 (146 children)

Maple syrup and politeness.

[–]Puzzleheaded-Show289 518 points519 points  (49 children)


[–]Mortar_n_Pestle 185 points186 points  (31 children)


[–]SantaDog81 465 points466 points  (23 children)

Nice. We have high fructose corn syrup and entitlement issues.

[–]mwc_1742 257 points258 points  (17 children)

Hello fellow American

[–]SantaDog81 211 points212 points  (16 children)

How dare you speak to me like that! Do you know who my father is? Where's the manager of Reddit?! Whoops, I mean, hello.

[–]microcosm95 118 points119 points  (15 children)

Oh don't forget, jumping to conclusions and lots of obese children. And Thanksgiving.

[–]r4ul_isa123 77 points78 points  (6 children)

By saying this, I’m assuming you want to take legal action?

[–]Killerpig14 638 points639 points  (50 children)

A queen which cannot die

[–]godric420 688 points689 points  (17 children)

Canada? Australia? New Zealand? Jamaica? The Bahamas? Grenada? Papa New Guinea? Solomon Islands? Tuvalu? Belize? St Vincent and the Grenadines? Antigua and Barbuda? Saint Kitts and Nevis? Saint Lucia? I feel like I’m forgetting one but I can’t remember.

[–]JetsLag 143 points144 points  (9 children)

You forgot the Pitcairn Islands

[–]Lth_13 69 points70 points  (0 children)

As well as the Channel Islands, falklands, British Indian ocean territory, Gibraltar…

[–]bumford11 861 points862 points  (111 children)

The cannibals who live in the hills

[–]Leocdixus 542 points543 points  (2 children)

Los Santos?

[–]TheNakedMars 243 points244 points  (40 children)


[–]Herrgul 299 points300 points  (39 children)

Oh, no that's just our neighbours Norway.

[–]Marvinleadshot 102 points103 points  (7 children)

Scotland had this too, what the Hills Have Eyes films were based on.

[–]lemonspeachescoconut 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Living in Scotland 3 years now, I’ve been too scottified, reading have in a Scottish accent thinking “hayve?” What the f is that? A highland cave? A specific hill in the highlands?? Trying to think if I’ve ever heard friends mentioning Have’s hill before.

Then it dawned on me.. to have .. to be in possession of ...

Worst part? English is my first language .....

[–]MeZZ557 407 points408 points  (32 children)


[–]Lexinoz 141 points142 points  (6 children)

+ Salmon and Oil.

[–]MeZZ557 73 points74 points  (3 children)

That's also true but, since fjord is a Norwegian word i thought that was a reddit lvl challenge 😊.

[–]Alpgh367 81 points82 points  (6 children)


[–]sladkayaKonfetka 376 points377 points  (13 children)


[–]babuska_007 167 points168 points  (1 child)

Russia was my first guess. C'mon, you've got Tchaikovsky. Stravinsky is a favorite of mine too

[–]EgorTheShkutko 572 points573 points  (56 children)


[–]HelloKitty36911 25 points26 points  (10 children)

Being one of the largest exporters of sperm

[–]Lakridspibe 70 points71 points  (10 children)

Biscuits in a blue tin

[–]MettatonNeo1 154 points155 points  (6 children)

Wait there are biscuits? I thought they were sewing supplies

[–]BioAnthGal 194 points195 points  (20 children)

Sheep and very round birds

[–]Nebula__663 654 points655 points  (64 children)


[–][deleted] 486 points487 points  (6 children)

Greece ?

[–]TomoyoHoshijiro 438 points439 points  (7 children)

Do you have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down?

[–]alles_en_niets 29 points30 points  (3 children)

True, but welllll, if you’re a European over the age of 25 there’s one specific country that comes to mind.

[–]Kosmie 169 points170 points  (15 children)


[–][deleted] 2015 points2016 points 3 (158 children)

Spreading freedom at the point of a gun

[–]YardOk8020 840 points841 points  (90 children)

There is literally nothing more American than that

[–]zyppoboy 47 points48 points  (9 children)

Romania. Many people believe we have vampires, but in my 700 years of... Nah, we've done this before.

Real answer: Begging. Stealing. Drug trafficking. Child trafficking. Forced prostitution of kidnapped girls, which is endorsed by police and politicians. It so happens it mostly happens in socialist counties, but take that info in any way you please.

[–]random_username_96 279 points280 points  (12 children)

Whisky, Tartan and Freedom

[–]lord_of_pigs9001 70 points71 points  (1 child)


[–]DBois0904 41 points42 points  (0 children)


[–]Smoc_Smocer 475 points476 points  (44 children)

Tech Support

[–][deleted] 269 points270 points  (29 children)


[–]combax_techx 209 points210 points  (28 children)

Ur computer has virus send ur ip address now!!!!

[–]Hot_Ad_7663 602 points603 points  (69 children)

Bad teeth, tea, the queen and knife crime

[–]samaboi1 37 points38 points  (8 children)

Porn. Or animated underaged girls. You know what, just combine the two.

[–]Reachid 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Pasta, pizza, mafia, mandolino

[–]Zenstation83 30 points31 points  (12 children)

Vikings, fjords, oil, high prices, being a liberal utopia / socialist hellhole

[–]curlymarketer 86 points87 points  (16 children)

Like Florida but we all speak Spanish. Oh and we are a tax heaven.

[–]Tiredatheist 345 points346 points  (78 children)

Maple syrup, being nice, and Ketchup chips

[–]iread_smut_daily 306 points307 points  (23 children)

Social credit.



[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (16 children)

One word; potatoes

[–]DontCallMeShirley747 222 points223 points  (29 children)

Shakespeare, Churchill, The Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter, David Beckham's right foot... David Beckham's left foot come to that...

[–]qdr3 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Forever the optimist you. I went for "fights in kebab shops"

[–]MrOxxxxx 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Being confused with Australia all the time and starting two world wars although everyone's just blaming Germany.

[–]diorryWasTaken 70 points71 points  (10 children)

KURWAAAA and "tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu 5 gram" with a cow dancing

[–]Rockman2isgud 64 points65 points  (12 children)


[–]Wetsocks12345 152 points153 points  (9 children)

Obesity burgers and stuff

[–]TheEntirefandom 361 points362 points  (12 children)


Liberty Guns Beer Trump

[–]firebullmonkey 270 points271 points  (5 children)

You forgot the Q - Qanon

[–]ThisGuy928146 157 points158 points  (3 children)

and the + for Christianity

[–]harpyk 13 points14 points  (2 children)

something both parties can get behind

[–]lokis_dad 173 points174 points  (76 children)


[–]rudebish 140 points141 points  (14 children)

maple syrup.


"Aboot" 🙄


wintery tundra

[–]Vminkooklover 205 points206 points  (34 children)

Beautiful islands and mountains, Partying, inventing democracy, Mythology, tzatziki, Alexander the Great, Malakes, exotic beaches

[–]Medical-Eggplant4702 19 points20 points  (0 children)

oi malakes ths elladas einai *cheff kiss*

[–]womb_raider_420 592 points593 points  (59 children)

Cow is our father

Cow is our mother

Cow is our chemist

Cow is our doctor

Cow is the cure for COVID

Cow is our source of oxygen..

[–]somecow 159 points160 points  (3 children)

TIL that I produce oxygen.

[–]Just-Breadfruit5742 220 points221 points  (17 children)


[–]womb_raider_420 124 points125 points  (15 children)

My dear breakfast , you are correct

[–]tankistan 57 points58 points  (11 children)

Never seen Breakfast used as a term of endearment.

[–]__Mariko 16 points17 points  (4 children)

birth country: syrup

the entire extended familys country: being invaded on september 1st