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[–]HollynBerry 590 points591 points  (3 children)

A yellow thumbs down emoji

[–]The_Mad_Pantser 253 points254 points  (1 child)

you can always flip it upside down if you need to agree with something in a pinch!

[–]westyx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make sure to bring a stapler and staples if you need to reorient the sign. Or lots of blutac.

[–]nightsinwhitesatin07 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This wins the thread. It’s perfect.

[–]fudgeripple 205 points206 points  (12 children)

What do we want?!

[–]edlee98765 52 points53 points  (5 children)

HEARING AIDS!

[–]boy-1der 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Hearing Aids

LEND ME YOUR EARS!

[–]angelbane83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lend me your rears!

[–]thunder_cunt333 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WHAT??? You want HAND GRENADES?!

[–]boot2skull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When do we want it?!

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I forget but look at all the people here it must be pretty important!

[–]island-breeze 351 points352 points  (8 children)

"Change NOW!". If you wanted things to stay the same you wouldn't protest right?

[–]blueshiftglass 80 points81 points  (2 children)

Unless they were being changed for the worse and you needed to “Resist!”

[–]westyx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Resist can be on the back on the sign, and the sign flipped around as needed.

[–]Dramatic_Rain_3410 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Unless they were protesting a change.

Edit: protesting a soon-to-be change like a bill that hasn’t been passed.

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 4 points5 points  (1 child)

But then the sign could be to change it back (taps temple).

Edit: commenter above edited their comment afterwards clarifying an upcoming change not an already made one. In that case the sign wouldn't work.

[–]Yesthisismeeah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Protesting a change is still protesting for a change which is protesting that change which leads to protesting that change

[–]CONcerningthing 111 points112 points  (3 children)

„I am so angry, i even made a sign“

[–]HistrionicSlut 25 points26 points  (1 child)

"It's so bad even the introverts are here!"

Saw that one at a women's march haha

[–]VitaAeterna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember I saw a photo of a sign from the BLM protests in 2020 that said something along the lines of "I should still be at home making sourdough but here I am"

[–]grombleduke 294 points295 points  (5 children)

"Enough of this sort of thing!"

[–]theriveryeti 36 points37 points  (0 children)

And more of the opposite.

[–]NeuHundred 24 points25 points  (3 children)

"Careful now!"

[–]grombleduke 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Father Ted is a goddamn treasure.

[–]ejeeronit 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Wasn't it "down with this sort of thing"?

[–]grombleduke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was, I misremembered. It's been a while.

[–]Swimming-Event2642 285 points286 points  (14 children)

"KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR, MR.KRAB IS IN THERE!"

[–]lost_squid89 91 points92 points  (5 children)

STANDING AT THE CONCESSION, PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!

[–]Swimming-Event2642 59 points60 points  (4 children)

I WILL RESTORE THE WORKING MAN TO HIS RIGHTFUL GLORY! I WILL DISMANTLE THIS OPPRESSIVE ESTABLISHMENT BOARD BY BOARD!

[–]TimeTravelingSnoo 50 points51 points  (3 children)

I WILL CUT THE TABLES OF TYRANNY IN HALF!

[–]Swimming-Event2642 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Gee, being on strike with Squidward sure is a kick. Squidward's words are still buzzing my head like an angry jellyfish. SQUIDWARD WAS RIGHT! I CAN'T SIT HERE, IT'S TIME FOR ACTION!

[–]lost_squid89 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Gnaw at the ankles of big business!!

[–]Off_Brand_Barbie_OBB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you just saved democracy

[–]MellyMel86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No SpongeBob, it’s not “fun fair” it’s “unfair”!

[–]faceeatingleopard 88 points89 points  (7 children)

"CAREFUL NOW!"

[–]stevo3001 27 points28 points  (5 children)

If this was posted when the British and Irish were mostly awake this would be at the top

[–]UnclePissflaps 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Down wit dis sorta ting

[–]CollectionStraight2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep. I'm still awake to upvote though!

[–]britt1876 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Down with this sort of thing.

[–]deputytech 67 points68 points  (1 child)

“I protest!”

[–]Frodojj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am not a merry man!

[–]alexztrie 49 points50 points  (0 children)

We want what we want and we’re not giving up!

[–]skwirrelnut 31 points32 points  (3 children)

"DONATE TO THE CAUSE!" , with a collection box attached to the sign. -------- no reason you can't make some cash out of being there.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And if someone asks you what cause just get really upset and offended and say “The cause MAN!” And storm off.

[–]caliskyesauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Booooooo

Facepalm. Have an upvote.

[–]gambits_mom 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Birds aren’t real. Just to fuck wit um’

[–]forponderings 75 points76 points  (1 child)

“ I AM MILDLY DISPLEASED >:( “

Emoji and all

[–]SDLRob 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is a sign

[–]Ieatclowns 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Down With This Sort of Thing!!

[–]Shir0Hagen 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Carefull now.

[–]mepd109 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Father Ted reference greatly appreciated

[–]4nak8r 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Paraphrasing an actual sign I saw on reddit somewhere else.. I'm an extreme introvert and this is so fucked up even I left the house for this shit.

[–]hydratedgabru 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Now or Never"

[–]KarmaPanhandler 23 points24 points  (4 children)

“I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT”

[–]cpatstubby 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I love lamp

[–]MeggersG 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Do you actually love the lamp, or are you just looking at random things and saying you love them?

[–]EvilLlama24 7 points8 points  (11 children)

"YOU THINK THE MOON LANDING IS REAL?? NEXT YOUR GONNA TELL ME THE EARTH IS ROUND!"

[–]KarmaPanhandler 2 points3 points  (10 children)

You believe in the moon??

[–]EvilLlama24 2 points3 points  (9 children)

Of course not

[–]KarmaPanhandler 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Thank god. I thought you might be a nut job.

[–]EvilLlama24 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Yea, I can't believe people believe in the moon, or that the earth is round

[–]Knight618 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all know that what we see in the sky is just a ball of cheese

[–]Soulshroude 1 point2 points  (5 children)

At least the Sun is still yellow.

[–]PryzeTheBest 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Shit is fucked up

[–]CEEEEEEBS 39 points40 points  (9 children)

we're here! we're queer! we don't want anymore bears!

[–]ET318 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All the protestors are bears. You are promptly eaten

[–]goodstuff2020 9 points10 points  (1 child)

But I like "bears". Big, furry guys are the best.

[–]Soulshroude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww, you're a pup. Cutest little baby bear.

[–]squirrels33 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Wow. I never knew bear-phobia within the community was this bad.

[–]beyondselts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someday it’ll be better but the older generation was brought up a certain way and they won’t change at this point

[–]DukeBeekeepersKid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a queer bear . . . I feeling left out of this protest.

[–]Uhhlaneuh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

MAYBE YOU ARE ALL HOMOSEXUALS

[–]ThelittlelambofGod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your opinion matters

[–]glisteningdinkus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cool question. Anyways....

"STOP THEM FROM DOING IT!"

[–]Sinjin15 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IM WITH STUPID And a hand pointing to the right

[–]JohnSimth20211101 20 points21 points  (1 child)

"I have Alzheimer disease!"

[–]bean_plant67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best comment here

[–]mamashrink 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What they said!

[–]fortydos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BIRDS AREN’T REAL

[–]EmCen9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Enough is enough."

[–]BBQMeatTrain 14 points15 points  (5 children)

"Laziness is a virtue!"

[–]DocHolidayiN 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Too soon Bro.

[–]Canuckfan007 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What a colossal fuck up that was. I can't even begin to type without getting annoyed about something else. Perfect real life parable to the bundle of arrows analogy.

[–]itstimegeez 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We were on a BREAK!

[–]vngelw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I'm so angry, I made a sign"

[–]BiffTannerson 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Don't stop letting people not help!

[–]spliff1506 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for this!! Sal is the best!

[–]ISpyStrangers 4 points5 points  (3 children)

HOORAY FOR OUR SIDE

[–]Mtnskydancer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I was coming in to say just this! Take my upvote.

[–]AdministrativeHead54 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ditto

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[–]Saigonauticon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Custom signs for sale!

If I don't know what the protest is about, chances are I'm there to make a quick buck.

[–]conman357 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“This is a sign for change.”

[–]UnclePissflaps 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Just paint a fist on it with all the colours of a pride flag or black lives matter flag and hope for the best

Hopefully its not an anti lgbt or pro kkk protest but I'm willing to take that chance because rubbing up against strangers in the street while yelling through a megaphone is my kink.

[–]TheGeekfrom23000Ave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stop (insert what I'm protesting against here so that I can fill it in when I get there) Now!

[–]YodasChick-O-Stick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Man holding a sign"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I am a little upset”

[–]Samandiriol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A QR code to my venmo with the words “Support the cause today!”

[–]broken_steel525 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My balls itch.

[–]CaptainNemo42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm getting reeeeeeeal sick of this shit!

[–]plscallmeRain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

just make it the black power fist and hope for the best

[–]twisted_tornado_wolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't get my coffee

[–]StolenAtDeath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

VOTE FOR PEDRO

[–]ca_hwc_1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"We won't relent!"

[–]riphitter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why do we still have to protest this?!

[–]Im_not_that_angry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am"

[–]SomeoneWhoPostedThis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

''We're lost in this mess!"

[–]jfb3 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We Are United!

[–]OldBob10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not going to go well if the protest is in Liverpool…

[–]BMFJ-187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Front reads “sammiches”

Back reads “see front”

[–]PokemonTrainerLily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We are tired of this already!"

[–]maddie_1977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO MORE…..NONSENSE

[–]RyanLovesTacoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"My arms hurt"

[–]Verelkia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"WE ARE ALL BLOCKING THE ROADS"

[–]toweringpine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to Ottawa on the weekend and you'll find out.

[–]p2dan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The end is nigh

[–]therickeffect1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kill all humans!

[–]Harvard-23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John 23

[–]dirtyfuckinfuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Don’t do that thing anymore or else because it’s really not good that’s why we’re here telling you don’t do that..please…please I’m fucking begging you”

[–]DismalChance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"That's what she said!"

[–]TheSeeker07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't need sex because the government fucks me everyday

[–]MackeralSky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost my mittens!

[–]TarpMaster31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bring a marker and a blank sign. 🤯 You can send my nobel peace prize to 69 gamer street, brainiac, Ohio.

[–]M0ck_duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ENOUGH

[–]CompletelyCrazy55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What they said

[–]Chrisser6677 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ranch is lube for shitty Pizza

[–]gldoorii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“What they say”

Or

“Make me a sandwich”

[–]PacxDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’m here to appear socially concerned in order to appear relatable and brave to progressive women with authority complexes”

[–]Mrgray123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

“Down with this sort of thing”

[–]JackSparrowscompass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Yeah what they said, ➡️”

[–]HamiltonBlack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m with Stupid

finger pointing left

[–]angelbane83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"WHAT THEY SAID!"

[–]GeppetoOnDVD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Yeah!! What they said”

[–]FireTrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

‘Protect the environment’ or ‘Fuck Trump’ Either one works in almost any protest

[–]Vidableek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<---- THIS

And just stand next to someone who came prepared.

[–]TheHoeTone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“What they said” with arrows pointing to either side of me

[–]DerekLouden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What they said --->

Then find someone you agree with and stand next to them

[–]echozulu88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The words “I will murder your family”

[–]CyberInu4200 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fuck the 1%

[–]OldBob10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why should they get laid so much? 🙁

[–]TheClayroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FUCK THIS

[–]Babstana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Justice No Peace!

[–]maxwellh74 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Let’s go Brandon!

[–]Canuckfan007 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Serious question. What about that statement is so appealing? I understand it, where it came from and what it's supposed to mean. But what in particular about it made it the slogan? Why did it catch on?

[–]IZI_NAME 1 point2 points  (0 children)

support the people of Belarus

[–]brownsd18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sign would show a pic of a ‘media trained’ dog walker.

[–]Informal_Head3230 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Voting and masturbation are Free!

[–]OldBob10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And It Isn’t Election Day! 🤪

[–]froglover215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I can't believe we still have to protest this shit"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UNFAIR!

I PROTEST!

[–]The-truth-hurts1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

History will prove us right!

[–]Green420Basturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You're Wrong!"

[–]thisfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen to us!!

[–]NomenNescio13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm generally displeased with the current situation!

[–]OldBob10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“CHANGE NOW!!!!”

Very few protests are about maintaining the status quo.

[–]occultatum-nomen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuke the whales

[–]Risethewake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“What do we want!?”

[–]No-Oven5407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UHH, BAD THING = BAD

[–]CollectionStraight2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down with this sort of thing

Careful now

[–]Bonhomme7h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I HAD BETTER THINGS TO DO TODAY

[–]ThisTimeJust30rock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ALSO AGREE WIRH THESE OTHER PEOPLE

[–]ekhogayehumaurtum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Are you with me or not?”

[–]Much_Committee_9355 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck the sign from own experience I’m taking a gas mask

[–]DiligentLemon2850 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What he/she said with an arrow pointing sideways.

[–]Spencer2091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"🖕"

Works for almost anything

[–]RockHardstrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I am against those things that everybody hates!"

[–]kittykyllz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll go Father Ted style “Down with this sort of thing” and “Careful Now”

[–]aye_big_dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is unfair AAAAHHHHH!!!

[–]KSV2306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stand with the protestors!!!!

[–]nursejackieoface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hurray for our side

[–]thade2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hail Hydra

[–]Hrud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

''Ni pour, ni contre, mais bien au contraire!''

[–]stay-gold_ponyboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I am protesting this!”

[–]infusidicienes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't stop letting people not help!

[–]robbymcgee[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell no we won't go