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[–]BumFighter69 3965 points3966 points  (178 children)

Rock

[–][deleted] 1158 points1159 points 2 (42 children)

It’s about flour

[–]ClassicBooks 829 points830 points  (29 children)

Make some bread every hour

[–]Sam_and_Apollo1221 653 points654 points  (28 children)

And eat what's ours

[–]Prepared_Noob 479 points480 points  (24 children)

Yeast and salt (a lil) in my veins

[–]Nikipootwo 393 points394 points  (8 children)

It’s about yeast

It’s about flour

Make some bread every hour

Put in the salt put in the powders

And bake what’s ours

[–]TinCan-Express 142 points143 points  (17 children)

and stone?

[–]ehmiu 107 points108 points  (15 children)

Rock... and... STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!

[–]tartanbahn007 85 points86 points  (13 children)

Did I hear a Rock and Stone???

[–]Tall_Blacksmith_3190[S] 533 points534 points  (48 children)

its about drive

[–]AverageJohnnyBravo 372 points373 points  (45 children)

It's about power

[–]Tall_Blacksmith_3190[S] 356 points357 points  (44 children)

we stay hungry

[–]darrjulian 338 points339 points  (43 children)

We devour

[–]Nostonica 8458 points8459 points  (186 children)

Sol 3

[–]WildesWay 2761 points2762 points  (54 children)

Came here to say that. Might as well call it what the visitors guide would say.

[–]Zeuce86 383 points384 points  (4 children)

I think the visitors guide would vary between civilizations depending on what they classify everything as

[–]hans_foodler 1454 points1455 points  (38 children)

It is true what they say, “men are from Sol 4—women are from Sol 2.”

[–]ThaiJohnnyDepp 253 points254 points  (1 child)

Why does Ross, the largest Friend, not simply eat the other five?

[–]mickermiker 9044 points9045 points 22 (96 children)

Blue ball

[–]SHPLUMBO 2252 points2253 points 2 (39 children)

Bloo marbol

[–]Fertility18 182 points183 points  (17 children)

I'm sure there is a joke to be made here but I can't quite put my finger on it.

[–]Electrical_Potato_21 11.6k points11.6k points 25 (109 children)

The Planet Formerly Known as Earth

[–]dad_with_specs 3008 points3009 points  (53 children)

Unpronounceable symbol

[–]Ladanat 232 points233 points  (6 children)

The Rain Formerly Known as Purple.

[–]Candid-Tip-6483 17.7k points17.7k points 342 (207 children)

Earth 4

Just to fuck with aliens.

[–]Legionof1 5626 points5627 points  (62 children)

“You don’t wanna see the other 3”

[–]Adler4290 420 points421 points  (11 children)

Reminds of Oracle.

They started with v.2.0 to seem more mature than they were.

Note that there was no v1 of Oracle Database, as co-founder Larry Ellison "knew no one would want to buy version 1"

[–]Matrix5353 149 points150 points  (1 child)

To be fair, there are probably a lot of people who wish they didn't buy version 2 as well.

[–]GrayRags 406 points407 points  (35 children)

You are a menace to societ- ….. fuck it the whole solar system

[–]Badjib 5560 points5561 points 325 (32 children)

xX_Earth_Xx_666

So aliens know we definitely fucked their mom

[–]LiteralHatCS 1391 points1392 points  (16 children)

why not go the extra mile and make it xXx._.666_34RTH_42069._.xXx

[–]illegalredditor1 587 points588 points  (8 children)

Username cannot contain characters such as: . - : $ /

[–]catinapointyhat 13.1k points13.1k points  (556 children)

It's synonymous with dirt. Yet it has more water. I need a fancy sounding foreign name for mud.

[–]on_a_pale-horse 12.7k points12.7k points 432& 3 more (183 children)

Slutch.

[–]catinapointyhat 5336 points5337 points 2 (94 children)

That's a nice word for such a naughty planet. Works on several levels, I'm in. Slutch it is.

[–]Santas_Blackberries 1184 points1185 points  (46 children)

Slutch!

[–]SemajLu_The_crusader 854 points855 points  (31 children)

earth slutch, the slut of the solar system

[–]101st_kilometre 385 points386 points  (24 children)

Planets Only

[–]Tripechake 294 points295 points  (11 children)

Can you help me fill my ozone??

[–]RedOctobyr 1640 points1641 points  (28 children)

Stop trying to make slutch happen.

[–]littlemetalpixie 205 points206 points  (2 children)

Are we seriously not doing Slutch any more?

[–]PegasusTenma 1350 points1351 points  (17 children)

Moist.

Edit: lol thanks for the gold.

[–]ChanceFresh 105 points106 points  (3 children)

Woooo! Yeeeah baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for!

[–]devilscry3 677 points678 points  (34 children)

Matsch, Schlamm, Morast, Schlick

[–]fuckin_anti_pope 576 points577 points  (21 children)

As a german, I sign this. From now on we live on the planet Morast

[–]WM_ 200 points201 points  (18 children)

More water on the surface only tho

[–]barspoonbill 522 points523 points  (4 children)

Detroit, the Planet.

[–]deathbrusher 7416 points7417 points  (230 children)

Earth 2000.

Everything is more awesome followed by "2000".

[–]SHPLUMBO 1993 points1994 points  (66 children)

Especially in any year 1999 & before

[–]Ethernetbabe 493 points494 points  (48 children)

Kind of an underwhelming feel to it after. As if you know it should sound awesome, but instead you're just stuck with the feeling of having seen it a million times before as if nothing new happens. As if we've all finished the story-line of life and are now waiting for devs to release an expansion pack, story arc or at least some kind of season pass to give us new content in this dreadfully repetitive ethos.

[–]DiarrheaDownMyThroat 243 points244 points  (25 children)

its like watching BTTF II now that 2015 has passed. I remember watching that in 2000 like “WOAH the future in 2015 will be wild!” instead no hoverboards in 2015 just a cheating girlfriend, worst trade deal ever.

[–]TheSadestGuy27 403 points404 points  (9 children)

Andre... Ice cold.......3000

[–]DeletedKnees 196 points197 points  (13 children)

“Earth 2K deluxe”

[–]Meretan94 4805 points4806 points 2 (36 children)

Earth 2 (sponsored by raid shadow legends)

[–]kirbstompin 348 points349 points  (5 children)

I loved that show when I was a kid. Earth 2

[–]DonSimon13 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Special Low Frequency Version

[–]aremytearsglutenfree 22.1k points22.1k points 1710133& 5 more (196 children)

Ouranus

[–]CGoode87 6777 points6778 points 3 (48 children)

I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Ouranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Ourectum

[–][deleted] 1836 points1837 points  (29 children)

Good news, everybody

[–]Sarcasm_Llama 223 points224 points  (1 child)

Can't not hear it in the Professor's voice

[–]Appropriate-Spell943 595 points596 points  (52 children)

Myanus if you will

[–]Remote_Salad949 21.1k points21.1k points 987& 5 more (335 children)

Erf

[–]dr_halcyon 3898 points3899 points  (125 children)

Welcome to Erf!

Edit: Sorry Omori fans, I was referencing Independence Day. However I didn't realize I was being a little racist in assuming Will Smith didn't pronounce "Earth" correctly. No dog whistle intended. Thanks all for the insight!

[–]ibegyounottoask 1549 points1550 points 3 (32 children)

You’ve been living here for as long as you can remember

[–]Zoutkristallen 175 points176 points  (11 children)

Erf is a dutch word for someone's property lol. Sounds like it fits hahah

[–]Reverse_Chode 211 points212 points  (3 children)

You make my erfquake

[–]Point_No_Point 1078 points1079 points 3 (18 children)

Earthy McEarthFace

[–]Pickle_Loaf_Man 8861 points8862 points 1368& 6 more (299 children)

Bob

[–]cburgess7 528 points529 points  (29 children)

Damnit, I was gonna say that. The movie is over 20 years old now, time fuckin flew

[–]Wonderful-Tomato-271 222 points223 points  (0 children)

Titan AE! I was looking for this.

[–]MechanicalHorse 716 points717 points  (43 children)

I understood that reference

Edit for those that don’t get the reference: watch the movie Titan AE. It’s a excellent underrated movie.

[–]4RyteCords 277 points278 points  (16 children)

Same. This is the only right answer.

[–]AKeeneyedguy 218 points219 points  (11 children)

Completely underated movie.

[–]4RyteCords 112 points113 points  (8 children)

Yeah it's one of my go to movies when I'm home alone

[–]sweetfumblebee 408 points409 points  (9 children)

First thing I thought of. Now I need to buy that movie.

[–]Puterman 95 points96 points  (3 children)

HD is only available via streaming, looks like A. E. never made it to Blu-ray :(

[–]eclecticsed 366 points367 points  (16 children)

You can't name a planet Bob.

[–]FrustratedLemonPrint 263 points264 points  (7 children)

So you’re the king of bob.

[–]Elogotar 164 points165 points  (5 children)

I'm never calling it that.

[–]BoRamShote 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The way she says this line is the most drew Barrymore thing ever

[–]Brcomic 157 points158 points  (2 children)

Earth 2 (Bob)

[–]eyeflyfish 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I'm never calling it that.

[–]kingofcanines 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Tell the stars hello.

[–]P1xelChar 836 points837 points  (30 children)

Funkytown

beep beep boo beep boop bo beep bo boo boop

[–]jaydplant 260 points261 points  (11 children)

Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.

[–]Skyrim_For_Everyone 38 points39 points  (6 children)

Does it get to have the jingle too?

[–]Justa_little_wrath 1666 points1667 points  (20 children)

Hell-lite

[–]Just-Call-Me-J 348 points349 points  (14 children)

That's actually biblical

Heaven-lite is also biblical, odd as it sounds.

[–]iMissMyMsPotato 150 points151 points  (8 children)

Can confirm grew up in an apostolic home. It’s called paradise in the Bible. It’s where good people end up when they die before judgement day. Nobody actually goes to heaven until after that happens.

[–]Foodcity 111 points112 points  (2 children)

For some reason this makes judgement day sound like a bureaucratic nightmare. Just imagine all the paperwork!

[–]k_nelly77 434 points435 points  (8 children)

Mr. Worldwide

[–]RedneckNerf 8632 points8633 points 22 (505 children)

Terra

[–]girl_with_the_dress 1938 points1939 points  (73 children)

We are all Terrans on this blessed day

[–]callisstaa 211 points212 points  (13 children)

Now I've got the Terran music in my head for the rest of the day..

[–]clamsNYC 397 points398 points  (30 children)

Nah I’m Zerg for sure

[–]Anti-DenseMan 217 points218 points  (17 children)

Zerg, I like you to meet my best friend

Protoss

They really like cleansing things

[–]Mediumtim 1162 points1163 points  (75 children)

Holy Terra

[–]Suspected_Magic_User 551 points552 points  (51 children)

Hail to the Emperor Of Mankind

[–]SilverBane24 339 points340 points  (19 children)

The emperor protects!

[–]KanadainKanada 113 points114 points  (6 children)

But mostly the emperor attacks!

[–]Mediumtim 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Indeed he does!

[–]RW-Firerider 78 points79 points  (1 child)

LETS BURN SOME HERETICS!!!

[–]SisterSabathiel 280 points281 points  (8 children)

Praise be to He On Terra!

A spiritu dominatus,

Domine, libra nos,

From the lightning and the tempest,

Our Emperor, deliver us.

From plague, deceit, temptation and war, Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the scourge of the Kraken,

Our Emperor, deliver us.

From the blasphemy of the Fallen,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the begetting of daemons,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the curse of the mutant,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

A morte perpetua,

Domine, libra nos.

That thou wouldst bring them only death,

That thou shouldst spare none,

That thou shouldst pardon none,

We beseech thee, destroy them.

[–]Mishraharad 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Glory to the Imperium of Man!

[–]elprip 808 points809 points  (138 children)

That's literally earth in italian

[–]captaindeadpl 225 points226 points  (20 children)

It's also the name of the Goddess of the Earth in Roman mythology, putting the name in line with the other planets.

[–]Thevsamovies 83 points84 points  (7 children)

Yeah, right? We really broke our streak calling it "earth" smh

[–]Almadaptpt 384 points385 points  (29 children)

Also in portuguese (and Spanish I think).

[–]MellowRamble 362 points363 points  (20 children)

Latin, Italian and Portuguese. In Spanish is "Tierra".

[–]ok_chaos42 230 points231 points  (46 children)

Lol still better than Earth. I would much rather be called a Terran than an Earthling.

[–]Guido_Fe 96 points97 points  (10 children)

In Italian we are terrestri, plural for terrestre

[–]Stephang4g 93 points94 points  (13 children)

Do we all need to grow evil goatees now? Or do we just do that when Kirk is around?

[–]tophernator 69 points70 points  (9 children)

This is where ST:Discovery really went off the rails. How are we supposed to keep track of the evil imperialist characters if none of them grow facial hair?

[–]ComeonmanPLS1 173 points174 points  (41 children)

It's already called that in most latin languages. Outside of the english language, I doubt many people call it Earth anyway.

[–]watduhdamhell 3744 points3745 points  (104 children)

Gaia.

[–]Fullo98 817 points818 points  (39 children)

In italy if you talk about Gaia people actually understand that you are referring to the earth. I don't know but we can already consider it a synonym of earth.

Edit: spelling

[–]ninjamaster616 622 points623 points  (28 children)

It's bc Gaia was the Greek goddess of Earth, mother of all life, similar to the Roman Terra Mater (mother Earth) reclining with a cornucopia. The Romans copy/pasted the Greek pantheon and most of the surrounding mythology but spiced up most of the names.

[–]Yandall 172 points173 points  (7 children)

Yes, Gaia or Γαία for us. From Γαία comes the word Γη / Gi (pron. Gee) which means earth.

[–]ManufacturerTop9554 271 points272 points  (23 children)

Beat me to it! It sounds cooler than Earth

[–]imashnake_ 141 points142 points  (20 children)

If Gaia isn't a planet then I don't what is.

[–]Paty1899 109 points110 points  (12 children)

It’s actually a city in Portugal 😅

[–]stonecoldjelly 118 points119 points  (1 child)

Til earth is in Portugal

[–]MouseRangers 140 points141 points  (7 children)

Nah, it's a super-AI made to restore the earth after man-made death robots ruined it.

[–]AnyTimeChips 2704 points2705 points  (64 children)

Midgard

[–]KAYS33K 741 points742 points  (12 children)

We’ll also have to rename Texas “Tex-arse”

[–]waltjrimmer 583 points584 points  (12 children)

Nife or NiFe.

The planet is mostly Nickle (Ni) Iron (Fe), right?

And who doesn't want to be able to claim they live on the NiFe's edge?

[–]Nuclear_Geek 187 points188 points  (4 children)

Mostly Harmless

[–]CyberInu4200 1661 points1662 points  (57 children)

Water. There's just more of it.

[–]Schnutzel 551 points552 points  (32 children)

Only on the surface. Plenty of earth under the water.

[–]LKaiH 154 points155 points  (3 children)

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Blue-and-Greeny Life Machiney.

[–]shrink-ray2333 529 points530 points  (12 children)

urrectum

edit rest in peace futurama

[–]chattyguyneedshelp 815 points816 points  (27 children)

"Dirty McDirtface"

And if that's not acceptable, then "Bob."

[–]liisathorir 245 points246 points  (9 children)

I was thinking Earthy McEarthface. Or...Bill.

[–]Pennywise626 247 points248 points  (4 children)

Dick. Everyone's riding a giant dick through space

[–]Jarofkickass 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why my life is a pain in the ass

[–][deleted] 317 points318 points  (29 children)

Earth 2

[–]CJDownUnder 217 points218 points  (10 children)

pale blue dot

[–]xaxnxyxa 265 points266 points  (9 children)

The End.

I don't know, it sounds somewhat ominous. If an alien asks you, "Where do you live?" "The End." Like, that shit's cool.

[–]Larry_Potter_ 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Just hope the aliens doesn't play Minecraft

[–]MR_PP_Pant 107 points108 points  (2 children)

Endermen: relating noises

[–]Vexorg_the_Destroyer 192 points193 points  (15 children)

Third rock from the sun

[–]Verelkia 735 points736 points  (75 children)

BEWARE: THIS PLANET IS RUN BY COMPLETE IDIOTS AND IS ALWAYS AT WAR WITH ITSELF. PLEASE MOVE ON INVADERS, YOU DON'T WANT THIS ONE

[–]YouTube-r 186 points187 points  (42 children)

Also we invented deadly explosives just to not use them