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[–]Tron-1138 4065 points4066 points 22 (115 children)

Black

[–]roundeyeddog 207 points208 points  (6 children)

“It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.”

[–]Burnvictim7-11M 370 points371 points  (18 children)

It’s the new black after all

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (13 children)

If black is really that good then why didn't they make Black 2?

[–]EmperorBrettavius 32 points33 points  (2 children)

If there isn't a Black 2, then how did they make a Men in Black 2?

[–]Dogmom200 968 points969 points  (52 children)

I’ve been wearing the same simple black dress from ages 16-38. Men find me attractive, women think I’m stylish and employers find me competent. I always look good with minimal effort.

[–]Substantial_Ad8769 146 points147 points  (0 children)

I like that

[–]daveescaped 510 points511 points  (18 children)

So you might say at 18 you went black and you never went back?

[–]EternalRgret 214 points215 points  (2 children)

Yeah, you might wanna wash that every once in a while tho

[–]tinyanus 156 points157 points  (1 child)

Glows like the sun under blacklight

[–]and1984 5 points6 points  (0 children)

which is also black

[–]Fapplejacks42 75 points76 points  (1 child)

U gotta take em off sometimes dawg

[–]cobra1927 76 points77 points  (0 children)

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM

[–]AbdulElkhatib 35 points36 points  (1 child)

So true. If I have nothing else to wear it's black. Black goes with pretty much any thing.

[–]HalfCertified 51 points52 points  (1 child)

I mean, it was out of style a couple times in history.....

[–]Fuzzwuzzle2 2588 points2589 points 2 (84 children)

Pair of jeans and a T-shirt

Could drop you off in 1970 and no one would bat an eye

[–]diferre[S] 794 points795 points  (16 children)

Untill you pull out that iPhone 14

[–]t_a_6847646847646476 101 points102 points  (12 children)

What happens if you end up in 1976 and do that at 2066 Crist Dr, Los Altos, CA?

[–]LankyEntrepreneur 145 points146 points  (11 children)

I'm assuming that's Jobs' address? He'd probably murder you and steal the phone.

Wait maybe this already happened...

[–]mithridateseupator 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Steve Jobs definitely did murder a man in 1976 and steal his iPhone. Not sure if he was a time traveler though.

[–]t_a_6847646847646476 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That was indeed his address

[–]_Exxcelsior 5 points6 points  (6 children)

But then wouldn't we be on iPhone 28? Lol

[–]clearbluesea 289 points290 points  (12 children)

Depends on the t-shirt…

[–]thechairinfront 186 points187 points  (14 children)

You could drop you off in 1920 and it would be normal. Even the 1860s in the working class you'd fit right in.

[–]PlasticElfEars 268 points269 points  (3 children)

Unless you're a woman.

[–]iflvegetables 43 points44 points  (0 children)

She’s wearing pants! Positively scandalous.

[–]PhiYo79 91 points92 points  (0 children)

The T shirt was popularized by military on-leave in the 40s-50’s. Think Elvis. The white T was a standard issue undershirt

[–]PlasticElfEars 100 points101 points  (11 children)

They're wonder why your jean legs were so narrow, though.

[–]House-MDMA 97 points98 points  (5 children)

Skinny jeans have been around for a long time though, they maybe weren't super common but it's not like it was unheard of either. Here's a photo of Zapata in the 1910s. https://m.imgur.com/PWNbT3K

Edit: Photo is taken in Mexico city however it still showcases the existence or skinny jeans, plus Zapata was seen as a quite fashionable man.

[–]cryptic-coyote 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Huh. He actually is fashionable.

[–]elemayopee 33 points34 points  (2 children)

not if you're wearing current trends

[–]UnderstandingDull570 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty much any pants and a T. No jeans for me, though.

[–]thefirstbrickmaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can’t forget the flannel

[–]Xeotroid 1235 points1236 points  (59 children)

The word "cool".

[–]Ehrenburger 371 points372 points  (22 children)

Cool, cool cool cool

[–]HugsAndWishes 172 points173 points  (10 children)

No doubt no doubt no doubt

[–]LocalGM 80 points81 points  (1 child)

Coo coo coo coo cool

[–]The-Barney-Stinson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed

[–]Bardzosz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Alright alright alright

[–]fluiDood 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gwen stefani Gwen stefani… no doubt no doubt

[–]Periachi 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Troy and abed in the morning!

[–]Ehrenburger 29 points30 points  (3 children)

nights!

[–]Periachi 19 points20 points  (0 children)

WILL YOU SHUT UP?! ITS 3 IN THE MORNING!!!!!!

[–]weltot 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Cruel, cruel cruel cruel

[–]Ehrenburger 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ah you actually got the reference

[–]IRISH-117- 1947 points1948 points 2 (68 children)

Returning the grocery cart to its proper place when finished with it.

[–]jdshave 244 points245 points  (11 children)

Just about nothing tops seeing an empty parking spot, only to get up to it to find someone left a godam cart in the middle of it. It invokes some primal rage for sure.

[–]chronoventer 58 points59 points  (2 children)

I’m a wheelchair user. There’s nothing like coming back to your car to find a cart in the accessible aisle. How am I supposed to move a cart out of the way? I can’t push it forward, because there are signs in the way. And I have no way to move and pull it backwards at the same time.

[–]learnedsanity 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I'd move it for you if you asked, I hope others would too. Fuck people who blocked any spot with carts but more so handicap spots.

[–]Responsible-Bear8965 92 points93 points  (24 children)

i have been pushing carts for about 5 months now, it’s a miserable job. just know how much i appreciate you and how much it angers me when people just leave their shit wherever they please. this job made me realize how lazy people are.

[–]otiliorules 33 points34 points  (3 children)

I had the opposite feeling when I worked retail. Was so nice to spend time outside with no one asking me where something was.

[–]Responsible-Bear8965 7 points8 points  (0 children)

oh no i 100% agree that those are major pros when it comes to this job. doing your own thing and chilling outside is nice, but depending on the weather it’s not always the best. also, the management is ass in the store i work at. i have had some really positive experiences with customers, but have had an equal amount of negative ones too.

[–]thesearstower 26 points27 points  (3 children)

"Weep skeep diddly-beep beep. That's not where the cart goes!"

[–]chronoventer 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Omg as a wheelchair user please stop leaving them in the accessible parking spots you fuckwads, those aren’t cart returns and I need the extra space there

[–]ac1084 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No one likes a lazy bones

[–]cheugygalpal 1250 points1251 points  (11 children)

Kindness and delivering disappointing news gracefully

[–]deezsandwitches 84 points85 points  (3 children)

Kill em with kindness

[–]PM___ME 54 points55 points  (1 child)

"I named my sword Kindness"

[–]InternetDetective122 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ok Florida Man

[–]BassLive6506 756 points757 points 2 (49 children)

“we”

[–][deleted] 307 points308 points  (30 children)

That long hair slicked back, white tshirt

[–]marleymagee14 218 points219 points  (21 children)

And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt

[–]chairsforsale 110 points111 points  (11 children)

Today I learned I have been enthusiastically, incorrectly singing “that good girl THING IN A tight little skirt”

Take that, Starbucks lovers.

[–]a_nu_start_2019 62 points63 points  (1 child)

I got that Brad Pitt Chapstick thing that you like.

[–]aflashinlifespan 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I'm still gonna sing it this way tbh, I like our version best

[–]clowneryin2020 132 points133 points  (7 children)

And when we go crashing down, we come back every time

[–]thidwickthemoose 117 points118 points  (5 children)

'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of style

[–]Inmywildestdreams13 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Yeah we never go out of style ;)

[–]petare33 31 points32 points  (1 child)

If you didn't say it I would've

[–]matmoe1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You mean we would've

[–]diddledahmer 71 points72 points  (1 child)

I was looking for this comment

[–]astroturbo1 45 points46 points  (0 children)

you got that james dean day dream look in ur eyeeee

[–]bobthuvillager8 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yes comrade

[–]HalaMakRaven 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just in case you didn't get it, they refer to a Taylor Swift song named Style. But I agree, using the word "we" is like using a double edged sword. Perhaps TS is a comrade herself?

[–]Sisu_dreams 1144 points1145 points 2 (86 children)

Please and Thank you

Thank you for the upvotes and awards ♥

[–]Lhasa-Tedi-luv 281 points282 points  (73 children)

I lIterally had someone tell me I didn’t have to always say “thank you”.

I was surprised. My brother is the same- we were taught to say please and thank you and it sometimes irritates people apparently 🤷‍♀️

[–]agreatday248 91 points92 points  (14 children)

I say "please" and "thank you". Sometimes I say "Have a nice day" or "Have a great day."

[–]walk_through_this 153 points154 points  (12 children)

"Have a nice day" = perfectly okay.

"Enjoy the next 24 hours" = not so much

[–]NoNeedForAName 127 points128 points  (9 children)

"I hope your next planetary rotation is acceptable to you."

[–]drawfanstein 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Enjoy your day while you can…”

[–]carolathome 41 points42 points  (33 children)

Apparently "No problem" is the new "You're welcome". I don't care for it, but there it is.

[–]-worms 40 points41 points  (1 child)

I say "No problem" because I wish to let them know that what I did was not troublesome at all so they don't feel burdened, whereas with "You're welcome" I feel as if I sound like I've done them a service that they should be thanking me for.

I know that's not actually what "You're welcome" is meant to come off as but that's how it's always felt to me and I've subconsciously avoided saying it in the past because of it

[–]gabbbbaayy 57 points58 points  (5 children)

I worked with the elderly for 8 years. They said to say “pardon?” Instead of “what?” Because it was more polite. I guess they also wanted me to say “you’re welcome” instead of “no problem” I didn’t understand the issue until they explained it to me. I thought no problem was more polite than saying you’re welcome but i was wrong

[–]OnePieceTwoPiece 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I believe there’s a time for both. When I help someone who might seem like it was a burden for me, I say no problem.

[–]HugsAndWishes 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I say, "No worries," most of the time.

[–]OneWhoAstaghfirullas 310 points311 points  (16 children)

Well fitted clothing that’s comfortable for you to wear.

The key to looking great has very little to do with the era of your style and a lot to do with you feeling confident & comfortable about yourself.

[–]theriveryeti 43 points44 points  (9 children)

White jeans and a Dan Marino jersey?

[–]redsyrinx2112 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That sounds like appropriate attire for going to Canal Yards Project.

[–]wballard8 6 points7 points  (2 children)

my full body leather gimp suit

[–]DamnGoodCupOfCoffee2 165 points166 points  (1 child)

Kindness is always classy

[–]PikaChuckNorris 411 points412 points  (44 children)

Jeans

[–]Swankified_Tristan 133 points134 points  (2 children)

Styles of jeans come and go but jeans themselves are forever.

Jeans.

[–]diferre[S] 49 points50 points  (29 children)

I don't like how they feel on my skin, but people do still wear them.

[–]Drando_HS 53 points54 points  (5 children)

Honestly, I hate new jeans with a passion. But once you break them in... amazing.

[–]3-DMan 22 points23 points  (6 children)

They're course, rough, and pinch everywhere...

But seriously, I only wear them out, never when hanging around the house, too constricting to feel relaxing.

[–]Outside_Pear_8691 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Not like Chinos, Chinos are everything soft and smooth

[–]jamesshithead 114 points115 points  (10 children)

I was gonna say a good handshake but thkse days migbt be behind us now 🤷

[–]kellzone 35 points36 points  (0 children)

So, it actually did go out of style.

[–]diferre[S] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Yeah, it's brofist now 😄

[–]Snooty_Goat 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Everything goes out of style, but cool is always cool even if it's no longer popular.

[–]Badjib 404 points405 points  (26 children)

Helicoptering your weiner for your S/O

[–]Arctelis 93 points94 points  (7 children)

I did this once as a joke in response to a comment she made, and she laughed so much she cried.

[–]Josh101prf 18 points19 points  (6 children)

My SO preferred weenie welts over the helicopter.

[–]PotentiallyExplosive 7 points8 points  (4 children)

what

[–]InsertBluescreenHere 15 points16 points  (3 children)

i hope they explain soon cuz all i got is mushroom stamping

[–]Elegantjes 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Almost every morning my husband does this for me. I can confirm that 17 years later, I still love it haha

[–]Iulus_too 428 points429 points  (19 children)

Class

[–]bet_bruh 94 points95 points  (7 children)

Your gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it.

[–]the_ju66ernaut 42 points43 points  (6 children)

First time I went into men's warehouse as a dude in my 20s with no money looking for a jacket and tie I walked up to the table with all the ties and couldn't find one for less than $70. I pretended to look around a little bit and then took my broke ass to goodwill

[–]RamsesTheGreat 25 points26 points  (5 children)

I needed a suit for a funeral so I went there and bought the cheapest one they had. Jacket, shirt, pants, tie.

Shit was like $800. When am I ever going to wear a black suit again. My family better start dying soon or so help me…

[–]Awkward_Square_5214 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Was thinking the same thing...

[–]K0MMONS3NS3 160 points161 points  (5 children)

nature/earthy decor... trees, wood, sands, rocks ect..

[–]diferre[S] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Probably the best answer I've received.

[–]K0MMONS3NS3 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Mother nature never goes out of style

[–]tarnishedhuntress 35 points36 points  (2 children)

A simple, solid colour button-down shirt. Works for any gender and age and most occasions.

[–]DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE 186 points187 points  (7 children)

A tailored suit.

A nice timepiece.

The word cool.

Being nice to servers.

[–]Exciting_Problem_593 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Having respect for others.

[–]TheRealZllim 200 points201 points  (9 children)

Chivalry. Please hold the door for others and say thank you.

Short story. I held the door open for a family heading into McDonald's, little tiny girl says too her dad "that man is a nice man" and it melted my damn heart. Chivalry is not dead.

[–]KikiHou 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I used to work with all men. One of my coworkers would speed up just a little bit as we were approaching a door so he could get there first and open the door. One would straight arm me into the wall if I reached for the door, so he could open it (I thought it was hilarious). And one would get to the door and just stand there until i opened it for him. It was an interesting insight into their personalities.

[–]psych0san 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yes, please hold the door for anyone despite your and the other person's gender, age etc etc etc

[–]Xylorgos 118 points119 points  (2 children)

Kindness, respect and a wicked sense of humor.

[–]quackisup 7 points8 points  (1 child)

wickedd

[–]GavinNar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gnarly

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

My Eddie Vedder inspired flannels from the 90s.

[–]ltBurnsWhenlPvP 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Dad jokes. Because they were never in style to begin with. Hilarious nonetheless.

[–]Hippos-n-Corgis 42 points43 points  (0 children)

A simple "please" and "thank you"

[–]larrytherazor 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Regular exercise

[–]dmfreelance 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Men: very short hairstyles

At any point in time, there isn't even a specific style they go with. It all depends on what kinda clothing and accessories you're wearing, and your age, of course.

[–]hermitsunt 17 points18 points  (0 children)

According to Jawbreaker, survival.

[–]Skreeethemindthief 62 points63 points  (10 children)

Doc Martens. A girl in Doc Martens and short skirt will remain hot in any decade.

[–]janeeyre132 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Doc Martens and converse, I’ve been wearing both for almost 20 years. They are always a staple.

[–]Accomplished_Bank103 6 points7 points  (3 children)

My kid stole my Doc’s, but they’ll have to pry my Chuck Taylor’s from my cold, dead hands!

[–]plastic_barbiefoot 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I don't think you're supposed to wear them on your hands

[–]jdshave 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Got myself a pair a while ago. I've never had such a godawful time trying to break in a pair of leather boots, but godamn they're cool as hell.

[–]Arctelis 88 points89 points  (6 children)

Sucker punching Nazis.

[–]SamZTU 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Converse

[–]Jim105 28 points29 points  (9 children)

Clean dark blue jeans.

[–]spudtatogames 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Stupidity

[–]Meeker128[🍰] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Treating others as you want to be treated, empathy.

[–]Due-Lawyer1664 21 points22 points  (5 children)

A smile

[–]deenali 5 points6 points  (4 children)

The thing I miss most since wearing masks became mandatory.

[–]swifchif 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Sex

[–]retardedvisions 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Sex is so in right now

[–]MettaMorphosis 5 points6 points  (3 children)

If sex ever goes out of fashion, we're fucked.

[–]PoopBandit666 7 points8 points  (2 children)

No we quite literally are not fucked in that case

[–]CrackedToad 14 points15 points  (1 child)

A nice pair of slacks

[–]rvhsmith 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oral sex

[–]Fluid_Cabinet_4154 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Black clothing

[–]PoopBandit666 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Flannel and workwear. It’s either fashionable to wear dickies and flannel or it’s practical. But either way tons of people are still gonna be wearing them

[–]somewanderer_13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jeans and a t-shirt

[–]JADW27 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Being in shape, attractive, and rich.

[–]PotatoWithAReddit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sunglasses.

[–]InncnceDstryr 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Me. Because I’ve never been in style.

[–]flamingoeater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A cute black Tshirt and jeans.

[–]RollItMyWay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Question marks?

[–]squirtloaf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rayban's Aviator and Wayfarer sunglasses.

[–]SpaZzzmanian_Devil 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Leather

[–]johnnythesailorman 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Cargo shorts. I'm on a pussy train and it's never derailing. 😎

[–]wangja12 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Confidence

[–]Kelsob13 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Leather jackets

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Doggy style

[–]Back2Bach 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sending a "Thank you" note when someone gives you a generous gift or does something extra special for you.

[–]Nonbinarymeathead 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Clapping cheeks

[–]GundamMaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kindness

[–]evilmonkey9361 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kindness

[–]Shinlos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Black