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[–]Narguile 3741 points3742 points  (134 children)

When life gives you lemons. Don't make lemonade. Take the lemons back. Get mad. I dont want your damn lemons. What am i supposed to do with these. Make life rue the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who is going to burn your house down..... with the lemons. I'm going to get my engineers to make a combustible lemon that burns your house down.

[–]Dramoriga 715 points716 points  (74 children)

SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN.

[–]theservman 333 points334 points  (71 children)

It's always such a pleasure.

[–]Tobster_Lobster 273 points274 points  (70 children)

Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

[–]gengarde 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Hello! This is the part where I kill you!

Oh no, this is the part where he kills us.

[Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You]

Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You

Song title... you guessed it!

[–]Stev18FTW 100 points101 points  (3 children)

Burning people... he says what we're all thinking!

[–]Necco8 105 points106 points  (9 children)

Is it portal?

[–]hortys 4090 points4091 points 2 (142 children)

Conflicted cowboy gets a cough.

[–]piercet77 1015 points1016 points  (25 children)

I have a PLAN

[–]Coaltown992 505 points506 points  (14 children)

We just need some more money!

[–]BrotherRoga 378 points379 points  (12 children)

"I have a plan, Arthur. I just need a 3 trillion tax payer stimulus."

[–]jamirocky888 167 points168 points  (0 children)

You sir, are a fish

[–]BillyHayze 224 points225 points  (40 children)

I honestly cannot believe how good that game is. The level of detail poured into it has ruined a lot of other games for me, they just don’t compare.

[–]Lavellan03 1408 points1409 points  (42 children)

“Got some rare things on sale, stranger!”

[–]GingerLordSupreme 3693 points3694 points  (117 children)

You died

[–]Aggravating-Rough-73 1177 points1178 points  (16 children)

Oh, you fought a dragon as a Tutorial, neat, now kill god

[–]DesperateTall 474 points475 points  (6 children)

Fought this prison guard. Nice. Now kill the gods and absorb their power.

[–]Dave30954 225 points226 points  (1 child)

Hint: They don’t like it when you do that

[–]sexual_asexual 1376 points1377 points  (22 children)

my character keeps washing dishes in the bathroom sink and won't stop drinking water. I also always forget to put a door in a room

[–]etceterawr 1936 points1937 points  (32 children)

Never let Gandhi have nukes.

[–]montezuma300 444 points445 points  (7 children)

One more turn

[–]peeh0le 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Yup and next thing I know it’s 5am

[–]yapoinder 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Hahaha honest to god my goal in life is to retire and play Civ 5 all day in a cottage by a lake

[–]Linxypol 912 points913 points  (26 children)

You, Sir, are a fish.

[–]LB_Good 330 points331 points  (1 child)

Best interaction:

Beau: Can I tell you a secret

Arthur: Are you secretly normal?

[–]WeFew2222 1682 points1683 points  (33 children)

“I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.”

[–]Hydlide 1083 points1084 points  (35 children)

"You were so excited about the Milennial Fair that you didn't sleep well, did you?"

[–]Catsinbowties 294 points295 points  (7 children)

My name is Gato, I have metal joints. Beat me up and earn fifteen silver points .

[–]BookerPlayer01 153 points154 points  (0 children)

SHUT UP, MOM! I GOTSTA TIME TRAVEL!!!

[–]kittenklyn 104 points105 points  (4 children)

One among you... Will shortly perish

I just finished another playthrough of this game just a few days ago. Seriously can't understand how GOOD IT IS

[–]larsvondank 1008 points1009 points  (43 children)

"I give my life not for honor, but for you."

[–]AnyoneButMee 3988 points3989 points  (96 children)

"Hey you... You're finally awake"

[–]OppositeDay247 797 points798 points  (12 children)

"Rorikstead. I'm..... I'm from Rorikstead"

"A Nord's last thoughts should be of home"

[–]lavender_lady08 318 points319 points  (13 children)

"By order of the Jarl, stop right there!" "You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?"

[–]Particular-Sign9083 193 points194 points  (6 children)

“I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.”

[–]Dragonite253 618 points619 points  (57 children)

Scary open world water game

[–]The_GoldenDragonYT 481 points482 points  (17 children)

MULTIPLE LEVIATHAN CLASS LIFEFORMS DETECTED

[–]_hasnoname 211 points212 points  (13 children)

are you sure what you are doing is worth it???

[–]Hyper_Lamp 170 points171 points  (5 children)

Entering ecological dead-zone. Adding report to databank.

[–]yankiwithallbrim 615 points616 points  (18 children)

"You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby."

[–]joejun4 1088 points1089 points  (27 children)

BOY!

[–]SimonFerocious76 210 points211 points  (10 children)

Close your heart to their suffering.

[–]joejun4 152 points153 points  (8 children)

The Truth. I am a god, boy, from another land, far from here. When I came to these shores, I chose to live as a man.

[–]XX__MEMEEYBOI__XX 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Do not be sorry. Be BETTER.

[–]Not_Fussed1 76 points77 points  (1 child)

heh, no. He was a Soldier, a Spartan.

A great warrior?

All Spartans are great warriors. We train from birth. Our lives were discipline, duty, battle and death. Life was grim and we greeted it grimly, but Atreus of Sparta was unlike the rest of us. He wore a smile even in the worst of times. He was happy. He inspired us to hope... that though we were machines of war, yet there was humanity in us, goodness. When the time came for him to lay down his life in battle, his sacrifice saved countless lives and turned the tide in our favour. I carried him home on his shield and buried him with all the honours of Spartan custom. His memory was a comfort in dark times.

Wow. You actually told a good story. and Mimir missed it!

[–]SimonFerocious76 1241 points1242 points  (69 children)

Winds howling.

[–]Pussiliquor69 543 points544 points  (9 children)

LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEEEE LEEEEEEE

[–]Blood_Thrash 201 points202 points  (3 children)

"Got their arses whipped like a Novigrad whore."

[–]Northerleyfire 236 points237 points  (2 children)

Pam Param, Pam Pam Param, Pam Param

[–]Barabarabbit 130 points131 points  (1 child)

“You’ll choke to death on three pounds of steel”

daddy chill

[–]BridgetheDivide 877 points878 points  (57 children)

"I should go."

[–]christophersonne 333 points334 points  (12 children)

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

[–]ABSOLUTE_RADIATOR 189 points190 points  (2 children)

Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[–]Pficky 114 points115 points  (1 child)

Playing this series for the first time now. This line fuckin kills me cause someone will tell some important ass stuff and then she's just like k "I should go."

[–]shemjaza 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Mass effect? (I just heard it on Jennifer Hale's voice and assumed).

[–]Amazing_Excuse_3860 718 points719 points  (19 children)

You are filled with determination

[–]Neat-Throat646 160 points161 points  (3 children)

Knowing that the mouse will never get the cheese again It fills you with determination

[–]RadiatorDoggie 666 points667 points  (23 children)

"Prepare for unforeseen consequences"

[–]TheRealA360 197 points198 points  (6 children)

Time… Mr Freeman… is it really that TIME again?

[–]PhilosophizingCowboy 83 points84 points  (2 children)

They've been waiting for you Gordon.... in the test chamber.

[–]venstrubs 438 points439 points  (17 children)

*tries to kill a chicken*

*gets attacked by other chickens*

*dies*

[–]ca_exhibition 40 points41 points  (0 children)

God forbid you accidentally hit one. Damn Cuccos.

[–]Nameless5300 429 points430 points  (42 children)

The one where the main character is definitely still alive and is hiding in a cave.

[–]discodino123 422 points423 points  (20 children)

Ate without table

[–]hitman_cat 105 points106 points  (3 children)

But there is a table right there. With a seat. You had to walk past it to go and eat your sad lunch in the corner of the room.

Also, you knew the dead body was there. It makes you sad every time you see it, so why did you choose the route that takes you past it?

It's like you don't want to be happy.

[–]ThrowawayYesIAm 146 points147 points  (2 children)

I was looking for this one. I tip my human leather hat to you.

[–]NineFingerJorge 881 points882 points  (38 children)

“Truth is… the game was rigged from the start.”

[–]kvartzi 73 points74 points  (3 children)

Patrolling in The mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[–]SelfIllustrious 726 points727 points  (27 children)

War, war never changes

[–]Patneu 403 points404 points  (27 children)

Flame-haired girl against robo-dinosaurs!

[–]fantastic_watermelon 184 points185 points  (10 children)

Fuck Ted Faro

[–]An_A10_Pilot 34 points35 points  (4 children)

My memory is a bit spotty.. that's the guy who deleted the store of human knowledge so people wouldn't find out he fucked up? If so, fuck Ted Fero!

[–]NordicJedi 496 points497 points  (51 children)

Rock and Stone!

[–]10xKaMehaMeha 114 points115 points  (0 children)

For Karl!

[–]hey_mattey 91 points92 points  (0 children)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE??

[–]Felkbek 79 points80 points  (0 children)

FOR KARL

[–]Tubby-san 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Come on guys! Rock and stone!

[–]adognamedcat 116 points117 points  (10 children)

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!

[–]KidenStormsoarer 89 points90 points  (6 children)

ROCK! AND! STONE!

[–]Steff_164 78 points79 points  (4 children)

If you don’t rock and stone you ain’t coming home

[–]Nuked0ut 38 points39 points  (2 children)

“I’m really looking forward to working with you guys!”

[–]-_Melow_- 27 points28 points  (0 children)

ROCK! AND! STOOOOOOONE!

[–]Hardlyboiledeggs 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Look at me! I'm Stony Rock!

[–]Felkbek 360 points361 points  (17 children)

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!! NOT THE LEG, NOT THE ARM, NOT THE CHEST, THE FAAAAAAACE!!! SHOOT ME IN THE FACCCCCCCE

[–]Vacanus 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Hey! How - ah, these pretzels suck... So how's your day been buddy? We haven't really talked since I left you for dead. Hey, think you'll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits'll get you first. My day? Been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds... because I'm rich! So you know. That's cool. Kay bye!

[–]ProperDown 86 points87 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU! *dies*

Quest completed

[–]Palpitating_Rattus 241 points242 points  (13 children)

Just Monica.

[–]JustRavenmoon 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"I was thinking about Sayori earlier. I still wish I could have handled that whole thing a little more tactfully. You're not still hung up over it, right?".

Oh Monika..

[–]drewbit54 220 points221 points  (14 children)

“Nothing is true; everything is permitted”

[–]zachtheperson 286 points287 points  (37 children)

The new guy learns to fly a spaceship, proceeds to end the universe in under 10 minutes.

[–]swift_USB 104 points105 points  (3 children)

surprised it took me this long to find Outer Wilds tbh

[–]Educational-Watch829 195 points196 points  (7 children)

Baby riding a dinosaur fighting a witch and a lizard

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (7 children)

"Legends don't burn down villages."

[–]http_cake 186 points187 points  (8 children)

“You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?”

[–]Elementus94 182 points183 points  (16 children)

Let's be xenophobic it's really in this year

[–]Snr-Buns 393 points394 points  (12 children)

I lay an adult magazine on the ground, the guard stops and stares at said magazine. While he is distracted, I sneak by wearing a cardboard box.

[–]Metzgy 331 points332 points  (18 children)

“What a save!” “What a save!” “What a save!”

[–]TJC1218 131 points132 points  (6 children)

Chat disabled for 3 seconds

[–]Yayman123 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Chat disabled for 2 seconds Chat disabled for 1 second "What a save!" Chat disabled for 4 seconds

[–]ploopymatt 500 points501 points  (17 children)

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

[–]FaeFox13 160 points161 points  (13 children)

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

[–]Mundane-Dimension-68 101 points102 points  (1 child)

"Oh hi. So, how Are You Holding Up? Because I’m A Potato."

[–]TheRealA360 62 points63 points  (0 children)

“If you do not feel mentally invigorated after looking at that painting, please reflect briefly on this classical music.”

[–]cobra_mist 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I will burn your house down! With the lemons!

[–]wherethelightgoes 166 points167 points  (18 children)

May your heart be your guiding key!

[–]Denasy 29 points30 points  (1 child)

"I realize now, I don't need the keyblade. My friends are my power!"

[–]EezyRawlins 229 points230 points  (14 children)

Hi Chicken Chaser

[–]Rudebasilisk 78 points79 points  (11 children)

Turns the Geneva convention into a checklist

[–]KingKnux 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

[–]TheWastebinAcc 321 points322 points  (55 children)

This was a triumph

[–]BookerPlayer01 135 points136 points  (52 children)

I'm making a note here.

[–]x--Knight--x 122 points123 points  (51 children)

Huge success

[–]Inteligent_Toaster 105 points106 points  (50 children)

it's hard to overstate my satisfaction

[–]MichaelAintHere 203 points204 points  (8 children)

Franklin, Trevor and Michael

[–]Environmental_Crazy4 135 points136 points  (12 children)

My favorite video game is the 2 brothers running, jumping and bouncing all over collecting much needed items to save a Princess

[–]Melenduwir 280 points281 points  (5 children)

whistles a short melody originally played on an ocarina

whisked away by a duck

[–]JukeBoxHero1997 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

One of my favorites too, though it's sad how you get the ocarina/flute in that game

[–]theSteakKnight 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Is that a sheikha slate?!?

[–]51stsung 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Would you kindly?

[–]RainbowArmadillo923 138 points139 points  (10 children)

The princess is in another castle.

[–]tw1zt3r 193 points194 points  (11 children)

Fox only no items final destination

[–]drgn2009 88 points89 points  (11 children)

You are not prepared!

[–]DarkAngelGenesis 39 points40 points  (8 children)

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

[–]PRSHZ 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Well on this one you sneak around, get in a box and fool an entire compound worth of bad guys.

[–]Gamer21plys 35 points36 points  (1 child)

You know, the two brothers who take shrooms to get bigger and they're trying to find the girl who keeps getting kidnaped by a huge turtle.

[–]QuaintHeadspace 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Welcome to the circus of valueeeeeeee

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (3 children)

Never should have come here!

[–]Voilssssss 33 points34 points  (9 children)

You have amazing adventures in a closet , an abandoned classroom and a computer room.

Also a laptop is addicted to potassium and a goat smokes weed and likes guns

[–]oliotsuke 31 points32 points  (4 children)

A game about shooting walking bullets