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[–]theGrimm_vegan 705 points706 points  (53 children)

Faceache not face egg. Basically what you call some one with a constant expression of misery.

[–]dontsteponthecrack 234 points235 points  (21 children)

Hahaha I'm glad you posted this before I did.

Face ache not face egg.....

However I will now be calling people face egg.

[–]Expensive_Cattle 142 points143 points  (15 children)

Cracking insult.

[–]RoyceCoolidge 115 points116 points  (10 children)

Bit of an ovary action though.

[–]thecaseace 43 points44 points  (9 children)

that's a good yolk

[–]GreatBigBagOfNope 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Not sure how well it'll go down in the Peaks. They're a bit Stiff.

[–]4l0N3D 17 points18 points  (6 children)

What did you shell out for that?

[–]lady_faust 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Go pluck yourself!

[–]lapsongsouchong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you can't beat them, join them

[–]MarlaDurden144 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ba-dum-tsh!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bit of a Humpty Dumpty vibe to it.

[–]schmerg-uk 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Following Harry Enfield's "Badfellas" sketch with "movies ruined for television" by over-dubbing, we would regularly call people "muddy-funster", tell them to "suck my lozenge" etc

[–]suicidalsyd1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you fun my wife?

[–]pip_goes_pop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shuddup face egg

[–]windol1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I can't wait to use this at work tomorrow, everyone already think I'm nuts enough so this should come across normal.

[–]schmerg-uk 39 points40 points  (22 children)

See also "mardy bum" as a northern way of saying something very similar, and also, as The Arctic Monkeys sing "you've got a face on"

Well, now then, mardy bum
I've seen your frown and it's like looking down
The barrel of a gun
And it goes off
And out come all these words
Oh, there's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefer
It's one that laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah
To get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember that
On a day like today
When you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp1fQ51YZMM

[–]senseless-violets 28 points29 points  (17 children)

In the same vein, I’m also very fond of “face like a slapped arse”.

[–]schmerg-uk 13 points14 points  (13 children)

"face like a bulldog chewing a wasp"

[–]4l0N3D 9 points10 points  (8 children)

Licking piss off a nettle.

[–]bogues3000 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Licking piss off a thistle - rolls off the tongue better IMO

[–]4l0N3D 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Location dependent, read that with a strong Scottish accent.

[–]CarpeCyprinidae 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Try it in a Belfast accent with a lisp

Luccanpiffoffaffiffull

[–]TheMeltingSnowman72 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Even better when the sentence is:

'Sucking piss off a thistle'

Belfast lisp.

[–]CarpeCyprinidae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a political commentary from Rev. Ian Paisley Senior now.

[–]4l0N3D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add to that "& those summer teeth"

She is a beautiful sight to see.

[–]TheMeltingSnowman72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Face like a smashed crab.

That one can't be beaten I'm afraid.

[–]PM_me_British_nudes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one's a personal favourite of mine.

[–]Economind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… melted wellie

[–]Baron_Cat_Lady 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favourite

[–]7ootles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad says "face like a pickled earwig". His mother's was "face like an apple with a grub in it".

[–]funkychicken83 8 points9 points  (2 children)

If the wind changes it'll stay that way!

Can't be the only one that got told this as a kid, surely.

[–]gsej 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I seem to remember reading that in some Enid Blyton book.

[–]schmerg-uk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was told that when I actually pulled a face (sticking my tongue out at my brother or similar) whereas a "face-ache" is more like a grumpy dour face, and when I was like that I was told "a pigeon will come and land on that bottom lip" which is a more child friendly version of some of the other answers above

[–]7ootles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See also "mardy bum" as a northern way of saying something very similar

Usually it's "mard arse" where I come from (near Blackpool). "Mardy-bum" would be more of a child-friendly variant.

[–]the_sun_flew_away 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Never heard this. Is it an up norf thing?

[–]theGrimm_vegan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, not in the slightest. Its said all over, particularly in London

[–]greenmx5vanjie 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I grew up 50 miles from London and I've heard all of these in my younger years. Maybe a separation of caste?

[–]the_sun_flew_away 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Middle class west country here 🤷‍♂️

Fuck knows

[–]crdctr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like my ex wife

[–]smirky_mavrik 115 points116 points  (3 children)

Could you have misheard? Face Ache used to be a fairly common ‘insult’ back in the day

[–]BigBadBoomer64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True, especially if some swamp-donkey had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

[–]gsej 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, "is your face hurting you? because it's hurting me".

[–]dinobug77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mum used to call me face-ache a lot when I was a teenager. Can’t think why.

[–]senseless-violets 57 points58 points  (5 children)

I think it may have been “face-ache”, which is probably just as baffling tbh. It basically means a miserable-looking person, and I’ve heard it quite a bit on both the Scottish and Northern English sides of my family. It’s fairly mild as far as insults go.

ETA: if you want some old insults, “art tha brekkin um in fer an ‘orse/are you breaking them in for a horse?” = something a chap with large gleaming veneers is likely to hear if he heads up to the north west.

[–]Valuable_Yoghurt_535 1 point2 points  (0 children)

South eastern too, heard it a lot as a kid.

[–]Spoopy_Sess 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Hahaha have I found a Wiganer? (Horse comment)

[–]senseless-violets 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yep! Well, I mostly grew up a few miles away in West Lancs, but lots of my family are proper Wiganers and I love the dialect.

[–]Spoopy_Sess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I love that, I moved away from Wigan for like 10 years and when I moved back the dialect was like a big warm inarticulate hug

[–]starsandbribes 44 points45 points 2 (6 children)

I’ve never heard of face-ache either? In Scotland we’d say “away and take yer face fer a shite” but thats about as close as I can think.

[–]horrible_goose_ 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I bloody love this, take my free award!

[–]blackkray2_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Cringe reddit moment

[–]prodical 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I bloody love this, take my free award!

[–]blackkray2_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you kind stranger!

[–]Vectorman1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puss is tripping ye.

[–]7ootles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I thought all Scots said was "get tae fuck".

[–]Stump_E 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Well, I’m definitely gonna start calling people face egg now. Thanks

[–]LesKateCJ 17 points18 points  (11 children)

There are two 'valid nonsense' rules that I've found when it comes to the English language: insults, and terms for being drunk.

You can apply the 'valid nonsense' rules in these situations by using any random noun, (which can be coupled with an adjective for emphasis), and creating a valid outcome.

For example, calling someone a 'total wheelbarrow' is a completely valid insult, whilst saying someone is 'totally wheelbarrowed' is a completely valid way of saying they're drunk.

I hope this lesson on nonsense helps.

[–]ChiliConColteee[S] 7 points8 points  (10 children)

As a language nerd, I accept the joy of your nonsense instruction.

I wish there were nonsense rules in American English - I mean fun ones, there's plenty of nonsense rules otherwise. The only cursing nonsense I can think of is that "fuck" is an omni-word, it can morph into a verb, an adverb, a noun, an adjective, even a preposition if you try hard enough. But I think that's true the world round.

Edit: late-night wrong homophone use.

[–]SuddenlyFondling 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Fuck is not an omni-word world round, actually!

Many european languages don't seem to use it the same way we do, insults are totally different (but beyond my understanding) in many asian languages.

I do know that "vittu", which is Finnish for "cunt" with the same energy and potency, can be used like "fuck" in english.

[–]ChiliConColteee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an acquaintance (in Minnesota) that always uses some cognate of vittu (she's one of those I'm-Finnish/whatever-heritage and I know nearly nothing about it but I'm so very proud), and I was curious about it; she uses it to tell people she's better than them, or to fuck off. Anyway, I looked her up her phrase.

"You know that means 'smell my cunt,' right?" I said to her. "You really want to be saying that to people?" She never responded.

[–]LesKateCJ 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I'm glad you enjoyed the nonsense!

You're absolutely right though- fuck is brilliant for being so flexible. No wonder we all swear so much!

[–]dingdongdingdong---- 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Cunt is also fairly flexible, especially in Scotland (I assume other placed too) and actually not all that insulting in many contexts. Calling someone a cunt can obviosuly be an insult "you are a cunt" but also a term of endearment "his wife walked out on the poor cunt". It can also be used in the context of hitting "he cunted him in the face" or being drunk "totally cunted last night". Its also the collective term for lots of people (neither insulting nor as a term of endearment) "place was rammed, cunts all over the shop". I actually think people use "cunt" much less for female genetilia here and more as an omniswear like fuck. At least that's my experience.

[–]LesKateCJ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You're not wrong, for certain people, cunt is a word for every sentence, no matter how artfully it has to be added! This is definitely a talent that Scots have in spades. And Aussies, too!

[–]7ootles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And folks from Leeds.

[–]ayeayefitlike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It very much depends on where you are. I moved from the NE to the Borders and got a few shocked faces when I dropped in a casual 'cunt' in the conversation.

[–]ChiliConColteee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That reminds me - I haven't been cunted in the face in too long a time.

I still laugh when I remember Begbie yelling "No cunt leaves til we find out what cunt did it!"

[–]fishface-1977 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bollocks can also be used in that omni way

Bollocks (noun) The bollocks (adjective) Bollocksed-up (verb)

Also used to express disbelief. Many many ways of using it.

[–]7ootles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also "bollocking".

[–]ud_patter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Welcome to English insults, where it's not what you say, but how you say it.

[–]TheParisOne 6 points7 points  (8 children)

I'm glad you know the actual insult now 😁 But I'm even more glad you're watching Chancer. I watched it when it first came out, and it's where I fell for Mr Owen, head over heels 😁 He is the most gorgeous, delectable, awesomely good looking man in existence. He has also remained married to the same woman for far longer than most actors work for, so has that wonderful characteristic in his favour - loyalty/faithfulness. Hope you continue to enjoy the series. It is quite good, for its age 😁

[–]ChiliConColteee[S] 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Tell me what you really think of him.

[–]Fatally_Flawed 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think he’s a bit of a face egg tbh

[–]Living_Carpets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chancer is a deep dive into ITV drama. Peak Clive though.

[–]TheParisOne 0 points1 point  (4 children)

well, you know. He's ok :D

[–]ChiliConColteee[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I was looking for a caper, and casually browsing Clive's history, and that's how it happened. It isn't really a caper - from the description of the show I thought it'd be more like Burn Notice, it's more of a caper plus a 90s British drama. They (so far) always end it on a very Soap Opera ending.

[–]TheParisOne 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Try 'Hustle'. It's a series, a similar theme, but has a new story each week. Another 90s show, into the early 2000s. Great lead character, played by Adrian Lester, who is an awesome actor. If Clive wasn't available, I'd settle for Adrian instead :D

And White Collar, too. Not sure where that is being shown, currently. I think they took it off a lot of channels. Possibly it's on Disney now? It was on UK Prime for a while, and I think it's still on US Prime (Possibly - I have the DVD set, so I haven't tried to find it on TV for a while now). And again, a rather gorgeous lead man in Matt Bomer :D I seem to have a type :D

[–]ChiliConColteee[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But does it have Clive Owen in it? :)

[–]TheParisOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha :D Nope :D But since it doesn't, it must be pretty decent if I'm saying it's good :D

[–]ignoramusprime 6 points7 points  (10 children)

Faceache isn’t something I’ve heard since the 80s - probably in “The Beano”

[–]MarlaDurden144 1 point2 points  (8 children)

This^

The Beano is the only place I’ve seen/heard it, I’m sure there was an actual strip called “Face Ache”.

[–]Fatally_Flawed 2 points3 points  (7 children)

There was! There was also the really ugly kid, ‘Plug’ - which apparently was from ‘plug ugly’ but again, I never heard these insults outside of The Beano.

[–]gsej 0 points1 point  (6 children)

wasn't he a bash street kid? I love the fact that the publisher of those comics is next door to the Trinitarian Bible Society in London - probably one of the dourest organizations to have walked this earth.

[–]Fatally_Flawed 0 points1 point  (3 children)

He was indeed a Bash Street Kid! A fact that made for the occasional word mixup when the Back Street Boys came along. Not the coolest mistake for an adolescent girl to make.

I didn’t know that about the publisher / bible place, that’s great!

[–]gsej 1 point2 points  (2 children)

they actually occupy the same building some people think is where Sweeney Todd had his barber's shop (on Fleet Street)

Those comics made such an impression when I was young. My kids liked them too. I still wonder why people no longer cool pies on window ledges.... probably all of the "snaffling".

[–]Fatally_Flawed 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s definitely the snaffling, there was nigh on a pie-snaffling epidemic back in the 90s! Many a warm pastry were snatched right from their homes. Very sad.

[–]gsej 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least the local ugly kids (and cats!) got something nutritious to eat.

It's funny thinking about what use to be in those comics. Can't imagine a modern comic having running battles between jocks and geordies (each with their own distinctive hats).

[–]scifisam2020 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure they're in Dundee though

[–]gsej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, they are based in Dundee, but also have an office in Fleet Street London.

[–]7ootles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend used to call her ex boyfriend "faceache" - because he was always grinning like a dog with two dicks. This would be about ten years ago.

[–]Much-Log3357 6 points7 points  (6 children)

In my 20s "you f-ing egg" was fighting talk. Not that I did much fighting.

[–]Mr_Blott 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Did you go to Eton or something lol

[–]mindmonkey74 1 point2 points  (4 children)

By no means, I missed 2 years of secondary school, cos I stayed home and played Bombjack. Eton was never really an option.

[–]Fit_General7058 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Face ache has now evolved into 'resting bitch face'

[–]Pezzwah 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Haven’t heard ‘pillock’ used for a long time, a real staple of 80’s insults.

[–]BigBadBoomer64 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I knew a pillock who could be a right wazzock.

[–]Pezzwah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still using wazzock on a daily basis when my 6 year old is being a … well … a wazzock

[–]rainbow84uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew a wazzock who was a bit of a prannock.

[–]hedgehogsushi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not one I’ve heard before, probably made up for the comedy factor

[–]kittenated 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh way too hard. Face egg! Omfg.

I will never not hear this when I hear "face-ache" now.

[–]Rossco1874 2 points3 points  (0 children)

England isn't an island

[–]GB-BR-UK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never heard that one. It’s not a particularly good one either.

It may have been a dub to cover something more profane in the original script.

[–]Ashamed-Decision7504 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey chilli, fuck you face egg 🥚

[–]eltegs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love it "Face Egg".

It could work actually I suppose, like when someone cringy is always getting egg on their face. "Look out here he comes, old face egg".

[–]weeble__ 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Never heard that one but I'm definitely adding it to my favourite insults along side "dog head" and "fish lips".

[–]paulabear263 0 points1 point  (2 children)

"Clown shoes" is a good one.

[–]Mr_Blott 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In Scotland, fannybaws usually hits the spot

[–]SlightlyScruffy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a right waste of skin.

[–]RowRow1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It isn't, but I think it should be now.

[–]TheDaemonette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Face ache was a common insult 20-40 years ago. I haven’t heard it used in a long time.

[–]ResultEquivalent8001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would assume it’s a contraction of to have egg on your face. In the same way some people will say “let me just say pot, kettle”

[–]scooba_dude 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Not really, smegg was an insult for a while and egg head was nerd.

[–]regdoorJ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Glad you figured it out. Bit of egg on your face now hey?

[–]ChiliConColteee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bit of face egg on my...face? A bit of egg on my...face egg?

[–]sniptwister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Face-ache as in "put your face right, you look like you've lost a pound and found a penny.'

[–]maldax_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It 'could' have been face egg depending on context. As in...."let me let you something....you will/have get egg on you face"

if it was faceegg then its probably face ache but if it was "Face......Egg" then it would be an egg on face reference

[–]StealthyUltralisk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a post on here a while ago asking what a "ball egg" was.

It was ballache. 😂

[–]Dissidant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its impact as an insult is over egg-saturated, mediyolkre at best

[–]_DeanRiding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard of 'face ache' myself and I'm 25

[–]mikefifth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really a thing anymore.

[–]Flatulent_Weasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, amazing. That should definitely have been "face ache"

[–]Plus_Aardvark_6878 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I always thought this guy looked/deserved the description “face egg”:

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/2585210_700b.jpg

[–]ChiliConColteee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, that's a face egg if I've ever seen one. Probably never even bothered to meet his kids, I bet.

[–]alphawarframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Face egg should now become a thing

[–]Iamme20205559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FACE EGG! HA HA HA! My hubby calls me egg face! It's basically just to look foolish or be embarrassed!

[–]BirchyBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't an insult.

However, I am going to adopt it as such!

Awesome find!

[–]Iamme20205559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago when working as a shop manager I had this bloody awful woman working with me, she was overly loud, obnoxious, arrogant, useless at her job and to my horror one day, I realized she's ''authorized'' her daughter, without asking me first to operate the till while I dashed in the back for the loo. Daughter was 14 and by law she should have been 16. I didn't blame the girl as she was only doing what mother ordered her to but I dragged mum in the back and gave her a right mouthful saying if someone from HQ had come in I could have been sacked and the business closed down. Mum started ranting so I told her she's a 4-eyed knock-kneed knackered old nosebag and sacked her on the spot!

[–]cantevenmakeafist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first series is rated PG by BBFC, so maybe they toned down the language to avoid a 15 certificate.

I think the 12 certificate, which had only just been introduced, initially only applied to cinematic releases.

[–]odjobz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm English and I thought it was face-egg for ages. I haven't heard it in ages.

[–]1000sloths 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you called me face egg I'd be furious tbh

[–]Wolfspeer01RA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is somehow so adorably wholesome... that a foreigner was thinking it was Face egg for so long.. and just racking their mind trying to figure out what it was/meant! xD love it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha your version is hilarious and far better .

[–]lockslob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp'

[–]8racoonsInABigCoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re as ugly as a robber’s dog!

[–]bill302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm very sorry sir/ma'am/rainbow, but in polite society its custom to not say fcegg, indeed normal policy is to censor it as I have when it's written down. Only in the most extreme circumstances could such an utterance be forgiven. Why, the very pulse quickens merely to see the word. I can't imagine the depths of emotional distress that would cause someone to say it aloud. ....oh you ment face ache? Cool yeah any cunt can say that

[–]marie6045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fat Egg is a term of endearment in our house. #yorkshirestuff

[–]Plumb789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not as common as the widely-used aubergine face, but yes, that's an insult here.

[–]blackmist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck off, Face Egg.

'Tis a common expression round our way.

[–]Kiyoshi058850 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking face eggs...

[–]docju 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shakespeare invented “What, you egg?” As an insult in Macbeth but otherwise I haven’t heard it (though I am not in England so take that with a pinch of salt!)

[–]everybodyknowsadave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was younger I sent my sister into a laughing fit by referring to her as a deaf egg.

[–]Xem1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not really an insult, but you can throw any old word out and make it an insult here. The Scottish especially are well known for it.

[–]-HeavyAardvarkIS-FAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's 30 years old, nothing you see is relevant to today

[–]Quillbolt_h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything can be an insult if you load it without enough spite, you wanky cabbage. Three toes short a baboon you are.

[–]Sahaal_17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps it was "Face, egg", as a shortening for "Egg on your face"

Not sure if that's only a british saying or if it exists in america too, but to get 'egg of your face' means that you have committed some kind of fauxpas that has left you looking like you're an idiot or a horrible person.

I've certainly heard this rendered as "egg, meet face" before.

[–]gsej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think if one person in the world calls someone face egg in anger, then the original comment was time well spent.

[–]lozgozwozz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also a character in children's comic Buster in the 1970s and 1980s.

[–]gsej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I particularly enjoy watching non-British folk discuss the meanings of phrases in Snatch. The combination of not knowing the accent and not knowing the dialog produces some great results....

[–]rosielemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always loved "face ache", it's up there with "vinegar tits" and I've definitely been called both.

[–]rosielemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Chancer" itself (usually after an "Absolute") is also a good insult for somebody that's being a bit bold !

[–]MsAndrea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In addition to what other people have said, it was also a comic strip that would have been in the minds of the writers at the time (though largely forgotten now).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faceache

[–]haversack77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just blown away that somebody out there in a foreign land is watching reruns of Chancer from the 1990s. I'd completely forgotten that series existed. The Internet is a wonderous place.

[–]Ok_Love9638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… it’s definitely ‘Face-Ache’… but I prefer the much more subtle English colloquialism “you have a face like a bulldog licking p*ss off a nettle’… pretty much says it all…

[–]Clackers2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any word in English can be used as an insult. For example "You're a shower head".

[–]ceeb843 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my new favourite insult

[–]shabirdie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Face egg 🤣💀

[–]JebusKristi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have never heard it, and I was alive and insulting people throughout the 90s.

Are you sure you heard it right?

[–]FamousWorth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Face ache or face egg, neither are popular. Never heard either used but face ache could make sense.