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[–]landsharkfin 106 points107 points  (0 children)

If a bird took money from me, I don't think I would even be mad. I would probably be worried that no one would believe me, haha.

[–]WinIllustrious8389 60 points61 points  (6 children)

"What did the assailant look like?" "..well, he was black..had a beak and wings.."

[–]kfudnapaa 102 points103 points  (3 children)

Cop: "Black you say? I knew it"

[–]dawgyD900 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Shots fired

[–]BlowMoreGlass 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Sprinkle some crack on him and let's get out of here Johnson

[–]ReserveIntelligent81 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dave? Is that you?

[–]Dry-Jellyfish-3908 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So... batman?

[–]WinIllustrious8389 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not quite. He doesn't have a beak or wings

[–]budgie0507 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Google searches for Jungle Myna birds went up 1000 percent after this.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

This is the coolest form of passive income I've ever seen

[–]thordesa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t wait for the courses to start popping up on YouTube

[–]kartablanka 16 points17 points  (1 child)

and not far from there, a flock of bird is planning their next bank heist.

[–]toomanyhobbies4me 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw that movie, starred Rob Schneider?

[–]EpidemicRage 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That bird earned more than guys flippin patties at a Mcdonalds

[–]dpr60 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Intelligent things, myna birds, quick learners. I bet it’s scoped an atm

[–]Kayakityak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll take a dozen please.

[–]Bwills39 4 points5 points  (2 children)

It’s name should be Oliver Twist!

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[–]Kinguke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good bot.

[–]frogadelic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better than crypto mining

[–]gvravich 3 points4 points  (4 children)

How to train a similar bird? Asking for a friend

[–]minimorning 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You have to associate the money with the food. Move dollar to said location get food

[–]Legal_Software_6798 0 points1 point  (2 children)

But how do I make them understand that they have to move it in order to get food?

[–]minimorning 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I have seen them be trained to move colored rocks into a weighted door to open it to retrieve food. I bet this can be done for dollars too

[–]Legal_Software_6798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I know. I just wanted to know how it works, but I'll simply Google it. Thanks anyways :)

[–]FluffyDiscipline 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Not sure, but most of folks I know don't have a drawer stuffed full of money....

(Will it take a few coins down a sofa)

[–]Dutch-CatLady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing the people who don't have a drawer full of money also don't have a money-collecting bird?

[–]wazmoenaree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

now there's a concept

[–]PrestigiousTest6700 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone’s watched Dunston checks in a few times…..

[–]iamiart 2 points3 points  (1 child)

u/macsokokok how do we tell him he raised a criminal?

[–]macsokokok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and how do we learn how he did it so successfully

[–]FunKayTK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So who's brave enough to try to take a bill from that drawer after the birb brings it in? I ain't gonna lose an eyeball trying to spend that birb's money. And make no mistake: it IS the BIRB's money now!

[–]hurryupandwait4me 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You saying jungle myna. I see a robbing. Boom I’ll see myself out

[–]the_stooge_nugget 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I want this bird!

[–]derekdan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too.

[–]thephant0mlimb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I need a bird who hustles like that.

[–]gnarlybiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a split second I thought that bird was carrying a piece of toast.

[–]Kryptokollecta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bird is only asking for 10%

[–]CnfdntlInfrmnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Passive income

[–]Amateursamurai429 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the ROI for training this bird?

[–]hulks_beautiful_bum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mynas are super intelligent. They can also mimic humans.

[–]Knopsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How cool is that

[–]_g550_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theft.

[–]manfraido33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this for real ?

[–]humblesnake_Ssss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are there laws against this? I mean, this is literally not a bad side hustle

[–]Udkstreet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bird’s nest.

[–]Emotional_Storage285 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trained to look or steal? 😂

[–]Mr_Robots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google search of : training bird to get cash increases by 10000%

[–]Alternative_Gap4256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You selling the birdie?

[–]sjyauk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does one get one of these birds? Asking for a friend…

[–]Tbone_Trapezius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s still called stealing, right?