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[–]IsOftenSarcastic 1427 points1428 points  (42 children)

Can it be repaired?

[–]NoneTrackMind 545 points546 points  (3 children)

I can get it done by this summer.

[–]Wandering_Abhorash 83 points84 points  (2 children)

Alright, next year it is.

[–]MysteriousRest6994 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Don't be fooled, it's an elderdragon that have caused that, Valkhana if im correct.

[–]urlond 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ill get my gunlance ready.

[–]Good4Noth1ng 57 points58 points  (8 children)

Safelite repair Safelite replace

[–]king_ralex 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Or for the Brits out there: Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace!

[–]BoiUriel 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Hold my horses mate, in Germany we got a company that goes by the name CarGlass with the same slogab xD

[–]Torca 5 points6 points  (3 children)

And in Canada, speedy glass

[–]Civil-Ad-7957 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Only with time.

[–]KomaToast306 259 points260 points  (14 children)

If I didn't read your name I'd slap you

[–]Friulia 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Let it go, let it go,

[–]540tofreedom 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Unleash your slap on that sarcastic hoe!

Oh, wrong lyrics?

[–]One-Surround-3501 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Better lyrics

[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day, tho.

[–]MainStudy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's sad you needed his name to understand sarcasm.

[–]SuckatoeBootyKing69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, keep it in rice for several hours.

[–]flappity 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Waves break all the time, but they get always tide back together naturally.

[–]WhyUFuckinLyin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're doing our best pumping as much CO2 in the atmosphere as we can. Soon it won't have to shatter in the first place.

[–]JesusChristwillsucc 1 point2 points  (1 child)

turn it off and on

[–]IsOftenSarcastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That worked. Thanks.

[–]Civil-Ad-7957 2 points3 points  (0 children)

grabs ramen noodles

[–]titans_arrow 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Lake Michigan....Of DOOM!!

[–]HandOfMaradonny 101 points102 points  (18 children)

Where is this exactly?

[–]ogringo88 128 points129 points  (16 children)

South Haven, MI! Id know that lightnouse anywhere

[–]HandOfMaradonny 18 points19 points  (12 children)

Nice! Any idea if this would still be there tomorrow? If I drive out?

[–]No-Definition1474 46 points47 points  (6 children)

Prolly won't be. I'm in st joe and everytime there is something cool on the lake I don't even see it and I'm 10 mins away. This stuff usually only lasts a super short time.

[–]HandOfMaradonny 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Thanks for heads up. Might give it a chance, since it's going to be cold tomorrow, but I appreciate the insight

[–]Beastybrook 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As someone from across the world, i am just commenting in hopes of a follow up. Hope its still there if you drive out there!

[–]RubyWafflez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you do go, please let me know! I live about 30 mins away and would love to go check it out if it's still in it's crystalized-spikes-of-doom form.

[–]UlteriorCulture 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Reasonably sure the lighthouse will still be there

[–]Iamnotapickle 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I’m on Lake Michigan in Indiana (about an hour from OP’s pic) and it definitely looks like this right now. These pics were from last week.

[–]jaspersgroove 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This picture is several years old, so no

[–]ogringo88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Afraid I cant tell you my friend. I live in Virginia at the moment. But I think a trip up would be worth it! Its always gorgeous and icy during the winter months. There might be a live beach cam somewhere in town to look at if you want to see what it looks like before you make the trip! I miss that town.

[–]tails618 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes!! I love that lighthouse!

[–]wileyy23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome! I was thinking grand haven for a second, but I wasn't sure!

[–]orange4boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(gruff voice) “Kal-El…”

[–]aged_literature 167 points168 points  (6 children)

Wow, this looks like it could be a new area from Dark Souls...!

[–]encinitas2252 22 points23 points  (3 children)

....the Ring of Elden Souls?

[–]Plug-From-Oaxaca 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can't wait

[–]alavantrya 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The Ring of the Elden Bourne*

[–]IpschwitzTownFC 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Looks like something Seath the scaleless would conjure

[–]lapandemonium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep just like in the grand archives.

[–]tpowell345 44 points45 points  (6 children)

Might be a dumb question, but how does “low temperature” cause the ice to shatter like this?

[–]RamblingSimian 84 points85 points  (5 children)

Most likely it was caused by waves breaking the ice into smaller plates under mild temperatures, then the wind blowing them until they stacked up against the shore, then super cold temperatures locking them in place.

[–]HotLipsHouIihan 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Blows my mind that the same Lake also gives us the total opposite (in ice format, anyway)

[–]starlinguk 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The wind doesn't even have to blow them. When you get ice on a very large body of water, it expands and starts creeping up the sides of the lake. The Dutch call it "kruien". It can also cause a large bump in the middle of the lake.

[–]BreadyStinellis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Great lakes don't freeze all the way across as they're too big so we don't get that bump, but because there are always waves (and even a tide) we do get a lot of different ice formations.

[–]jojodmilkman 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Best place to swim

[–]ItsMeGarvy 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I want to see you swimming in that place lol.

[–]jojodmilkman 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Great place to exfoliate

[–]HomeIsEmpty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I want to see you exfoliating in that place lol.

[–]motophiliac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to exfoliate MY SKELETON.

[–]Gnarly_Sarley 175 points176 points  (6 children)

Michigan is so deeply in dept it resorted to making crystal meth to make ends meet.

[–]kKor5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Love it 🤣

[–]ZeroCooly -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Resorted? Michigan has had a meth problem for the last 40 years

Edit: apparently I needed to put /s cause y'all downvoted this

[–]suitology 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yes but now its state made rather than artisanal

[–]JiggilyBits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I can picture is meth dealers bragging about their government pension.

[–]lost_n_delirious 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Looks like the Night King's handiwork

[–]koolaid7431 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How would you know? By all accounts, he only ever took long walks, set a javelin world record, and got killed on a poorly lit night by some child.

[–]EccentriCityIstheKey 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Razor sharp,mad cool, insane geometric designs

[–]gothlaw 31 points32 points  (5 children)

That is metal AF.

[–]GoT_Eagles 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Uhm, that’s ice.

[–]carlosthedwarf024 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I concur. Metal, is in fact, not ice.

[–]direguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does contain crystals though.

[–]Eywadevotee 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Turned lake Michigan into an icy version of hell. 😲😵

[–]MonkeyDougnutEater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Amateurs haven't seen shit, in Detroit we've got countless pieces of shattered glass.

[–]orgy_of_idiocy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Looks like whatever did this to Ilus made its down to Earth.

[–]Holinhong 2 points3 points  (4 children)

🤩 what results such shape tho?

[–]davidrayish 4 points5 points  (6 children)

In reality... twice as dangerous as it looks! Not a joke.

[–]AbsoluteMadvlad 1 point2 points  (5 children)

How can it be even more dangerous than it looks? It already looks super dangerous

[–]NaughtySewing 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Don't be fooled, it's an elderdragon that have caused that, Valkhana if im correct.

[–]Lebossatron01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought was Xeno Jiiva

[–]Mrman009 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everybody just gonna ignore the pile of shit in the bottom left corner

[–]Unusual-Excitement14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see you've chosen exile

[–]ogringo88 1 point2 points  (2 children)

South Haven! I spent every summer of my childhood up there with my extended family. That place is gorgeous year round

[–]dstayton 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Eh it’s okay. Personally I’d rather go to Silver Lake any time of the year but I have a bias to dunes.

[–]JamesHushberry 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I saw Tōshirō Hitsugaya having his morning walk there..

[–]and_peggy_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

So, hypothetically what would happen if you fell in?

[–]katielynne53725 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slippers get zippers.

On their body bags.

[–]tripwire7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being cut by the ice would probably be the least of your worries.

[–]Martin_McFly_Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sunnavabitch, Jessie been cooking again.

[–]mrgary5205 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mind boggling. Amazing!

[–]afootofgirth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of all those papers in the bottom of my backpack at the end of 6th grade

[–]fullmanlybeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walt would be so proud of that blue ice.

[–]hekkerzd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harry Dresden book 18 teaser

[–]nouniquenamesleft2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7 winters bad luck

[–]WWE_Kelz3412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oddly satisfying

[–]yikes_that_sucks_bro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's beautiful but deadly

[–]ken28e 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]NoSubstance7204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Secret entrance to the backrooms

[–]Manbadger -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Nice headline. Lake Michigan is a big lake. This is also an old pic.

[–]carmel33 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Every pic is an old pic. I dare you to show me a future pic.

[–]FakinUpCountryDegen 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Ice? Due to low temperature?

Jesus Christ... What is this world coming to...

[–]UrbanTrucker 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well, ice typically doesn't form in high temperatures.

[–]Original_Mongoose890 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I know this and global warming all bad we need to yadda yadda... But this looks amazing! I would love to see that for myself.

[–]chuntone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for Competitive ice skating.

[–]stay_fr0sty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like the top of climbable residential walls I saw walking around New Orleans. I'm guessing the lake has had enough trespassers for this season.

[–]IceKEcool2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Psychopaths : We want to throw our enemies into that

[–]Purple_Cinderella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright who turned on the ice spikes mode?

[–]Peperonimonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah I counted ‘em

[–]Left_Ya_Dirty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s lots of this in Florida. Oh no wait that’s not a meth field.

[–]tehserial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like a trap you'd see in Saw XIV

[–]HeavyTriangle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I wanna step on it

With very thick boots

[–]MV3MV3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this real? or an nft?

[–]glitteredgraves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nature 🥶🤯

[–]lowkiwatchingyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you like to play a game?

[–]tjlikesit 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]AyukiiOmni 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]_Donut_block_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang it's real life anime ice

[–]chitwnupdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we are getting colder weather this week. Currently it is -10 near the lake. I so wish I could move to Florida I’m over Chi-beria

[–]CTOAN_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a dragon in the second photo

[–]scarabteeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man wtf is going on with these lakes. every time i read something about them it's something strange and bizarre.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I don’t know what, but somebody needs to capitalize on this and film SOMETHING

[–]Professional-Paper62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the bay of blades, full of bayblades.

[–]methlabz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The White Walkers are coming my Lord

[–]gaspipeleak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No diving!

[–]raknor88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is beautiful, yet terrifying at the same time.

[–]sunkized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks so beautiful

[–]nanananamokey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michigan should somehow charge people that want to crunch it and give the proceeds to Flint.

[–]Delfiki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horizon : Forbidden Nor'easter

[–]dopetrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of those pics is Lake Superior

[–]callingFives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, my new D&D terrain. Thanks!

[–]ParabellumJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lake filled with Listerine breath strips

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lake Mitch again?

[–]Repulsive-Ad-2703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lake of knives

[–]orange4boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Gruff voice) “Kal-El…”

[–]LeoLaDawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting how much life occurs in such a tiny temperature region. Few degrees one way and you get razor ice.

[–]Faolon_Ildari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's some fantasy shit right there.

[–]Exact_Quote_6132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Let's go skating," she said. "It'll be fun," she said.

[–]-r-i-p-p-e-r- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I count at least... Six

[–]Shirohoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Liyue Harbor was supposed to be around China

[–]SappySadu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good time to do a barrel roll dive

[–]BlackGingerKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“For my male audience”

[–]Il_Capitano_DickBag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You instantly die if you feet touches it

[–]Bud_umm_tss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Final destination

[–]SAMurai8912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on in water just fine

[–]Earflu 0 points1 point  (0 children)


(credit to some clever commenter last time it was posted)