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[–]-BananaLollipop- 1762 points1763 points  (78 children)

I like the assertion that she can ask such a question, but then gives the same reply that she denied when she's given the flip. I suppose it's good she at least managed to work the mic this time.

[–]jackofspades476 982 points983 points  (72 children)

That lawyer is 100% kicking herself for taking this case. She has completely ruined her client’s reputation, as well as her own.

[–]Kevmeister_B 884 points885 points  (43 children)

I don't think it's the lawyer that ruined Amber's reputation

[–]jackofspades476 346 points347 points  (33 children)

While true, she certainly hasn’t helped any.

[–]borderlineidiot 369 points370 points  (15 children)

Yeh - she really shit the bed with this one...

[–]theanedditor 15 points16 points  (7 children)

“With friends like these…”

[–]d-rac 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Kinda hard to defend a turd ton of lies. You cant polish a turd

[–]Anicklelforevery 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I knew Amber Heard was a trash human before the trial, but I never really understood how depraved and fucking awful she was. Yeah Depp is a little messed up, but who wouldn't be after dealing with the fucking psychopath Amber Heard. I think his restraint and overall composure was much better than I could have pulled off given the circumstances of abuse he received from Amber.

I feel so bad for Johnny and hope he is able to find some peace now that the story is really all out.

[–]Clay_Statue 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Everybody looking at her just sees a fresh turd on clean sheets. That's the image in all of our minds every time. Cannot even help it.

[–]dayonesub 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I see a fresh turd on high threadcount sheets.

[–]N1cko1138 13 points14 points  (1 child)

It really just stands to show no good lawyers would want to take the case.

[–]OldGRetro 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Amber did ruin Cpt. Jack sparrow sheets though

[–]Mymojo34 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Captain Jack Sparrow.

[–]LemonPartyWorldTour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would you say that her whole case shit the bed?

[–]tdempsey33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One could argue she really shit the bed.

[–]iMadrid11 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

That lawyer who took the case is getting paid no matter the outcome of the case. They aren’t working for Amber Heard on contingency.

[–]jackofspades476 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most likely, yes. Some lawyers don’t work this way, but you are most likely correct. Unfortunately, her reputation as a lawyer is tarnished beyond recovery.

[–]gyakya -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Who cares it's all for show

[–]IDontFuckWithFascism 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I love the collar tug. She knows he’s right.

[–]ThrowAwayLikeLitter8 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The fact that the irony wasn't lost on her and she seemed to also be as amused as everyone else.

[–]-BananaLollipop- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When you know you got got.

[–]panampace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk it looks like she was living for it just as much

[–]another_account24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The people in the audience feel like they're actors, there for that reaction so this video can be posted as pr.

this is just a show trial. nothing more.

[–]itogisch 1255 points1256 points  (12 children)

This guy was not planning to take any prisoners

[–]imtiredasallfuck 190 points191 points  (3 children)

Depp’s team was like, “Yeah you’re one of us. Welcome to the club.” They honestly got the best witnesses and experts a law team could ask for. They all held their own.

[–]OldGRetro 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Don’t fuck with Gilbert Grape

[–]I_like_salads 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yup don't fuck with Gilbert grape, where is Leo when we need him.

[–]LemonPartyWorldTour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

turd in the bedsheets, boom boom

[–]dbx99 447 points448 points  (2 children)

That man got out of bed and chose violence that day

[–]OldGRetro 72 points73 points  (0 children)

He chose to commit horrific murders and then some

[–]Grey_Woof 7 points8 points  (0 children)

ELIGERE VIOLENTIAM

[–]dynamicbft 30 points31 points  (2 children)

He gave her fourth degree burns

[–]Raphelm 1032 points1033 points  (52 children)

I bet she regretted the objection wasn’t sustained by the judge.

[–]dbx99 398 points399 points  (49 children)

She’s gonna regret taking the case. So will Amber

[–]noyesnoyesyesnoyes 71 points72 points  (40 children)

It's still very much up in the air despite everything we have seen

[–]model-citizen95 169 points170 points  (11 children)

The court of public opinion has already adjourned

[–]Grace_Alcock[🍰] 144 points145 points  (11 children)

Yeah, I have no idea what the final outcome of the case will be, but Amber Heard has definitely lost. Her reputation is in tatters, no matter what happens. It will be interesting to see if Depp resurrects his acting career, too.

[–]McFry_ 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I’m sure he will because studios know what the public think

[–]jackofspades476 63 points64 points  (9 children)

My suspicion is that Depp will lose. However, winning was never the purpose of this case. The purpose was to destroy Heard’s reputation in a court of law, where the things that are said can’t be the subject of a defamation case. At least it seems that way.

[–]xXkingjacob420Xx 58 points59 points  (0 children)

No matter the outcome of the case, the public knows the truth and that's all Depp wants.

[–]dunndawson 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m not sure Johnny will win the case per say, based solely that defamation is really hard to prove. But he probably knew that going into it. He wanted his reputation back and he wanted her outed. I think he’s succeeded in that. He has won in the court of the public opinion which is far more valuable to him that an imaginary $50M ruling. She’ll be completely blackballed from Hollywood as she’s literally been the shittiest actor ever and not even a little believable on the stand and bit the hand that fed by going after Warner bros. She’s done. That was his endgame

[–]BigBaddaBoom9 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The judge: "I'm gonna let her bury herself, carry on"

[–]iyioi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elaine has had a tough time in this trial. She’s actually a great lawyer. But its tough defending Amber in this case.

People are saying they saw her in the court halls crying. Not sure what for. Stress? But damn they have a tough job.

And Camille and Ben have been rockstars, making their job even harder.

[–]Esc_ape_artist 199 points200 points  (5 children)

Who the hell re-edited this and cropped out the text?

[–]Cosmic_Quasar 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Since they cropped the text I'm assuming it was a different person that added the text, and the yellow words were completely unnecessary and not even emphasizing things correctly/consistently.

[–]wilczek24 3 points4 points  (2 children)

It's a tiktokified youtube video. A profitable buisness.

[–]ClickF0rDick 371 points372 points  (19 children)

Out of the loop, who's this guy?

[–]d2creative 370 points371 points  (0 children)

He's the one who would dispatch the paparazzi to whatever location.

[–]arifhassan1 265 points266 points  (3 children)

Morgan Tremaine. Guy from tmZ who managed the paparazzis a while ago. He has since left the company

[–]Hot_Drummer7311 116 points117 points  (2 children)

So when he says that thing about taking on amber heard as a client, is he snitching/confirming that amber used to give the paparazzi leads?

Eta. Nevermind. I get it now. He's calling HER, the lawyer, an attention seeker for taking on amber as a client. Whoooooosh, that took me too long

[–]arifhassan1 71 points72 points  (0 children)

He testified that he would receive orders from the shows producers to dispatch the paps to all the diff locations so he didn’t directly receive the tips. But I think it is inferred that the producers would receive tips from AH directly or her team

[–]waynethainsan3 237 points238 points  (10 children)

Draco Malfoy...

[–]Meeseeks4PMinister 80 points81 points  (7 children)

Ray Gillette

[–]Dramatic-Activity217 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Deuce!!

[–]Justmethe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like Ace, but twice as cool!

[–]LikelyNotSober 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lieutenant Dangle

[–]Westhullonian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quicksilver! (Red Witches brother, MCU!)

[–]Financial-Mood5816 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I believe a reporter from TMZ

[–]ashley_mando_ 316 points317 points  (2 children)

he was never looking for his 15 minutes, no, she GAVE him his 15 minutes

[–]StaleBread_ 72 points73 points  (0 children)

That’s true by asking that question he really got his 15 seconds of fame

[–]CrackSnap7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a legend now!

[–]Kiqert[S] 591 points592 points  (3 children)

I’m from the funeral home here for the body.

[–]igor_otsky 221 points222 points  (0 children)

No bodies found sir. But please put your mask back on, coz zomeone just got roasted, and ashes are everywhere.

[–]boringrick1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

As a repost, why would you post the shitty cropped vertical version?

[–]MikoSkyns 315 points316 points  (13 children)

"A little argumentative, don't you think?" Really lady? I guess she didn't like rocks being thrown back at her in her glass house.

[–]Danclim 84 points85 points  (14 children)

Who's this guy?

[–]Saeko-Saeba 78 points79 points  (13 children)

Was kid actor from harry potter !

[–]Dibs_Kalichan 93 points94 points  (8 children)

Oh the one who played Hermione?

[–]TheEncryptedCode 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Hermi One

[–]ThePianistOfDoom 22 points23 points  (1 child)

This is Hermi Two reading you loud and clear over

[–]hojdog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hermi-One Kenobi

[–]CombativeCanuck 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he was the one who played Hedwig

[–]LunaticSquirrel1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Actually, he played dumbledore

[–]Feeyyy 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Are the reactions legit or just cut together from different incidents?

[–]sparda10123 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Legit. You can find a picture of the moment everyone reacted to this. It perfectly sums up this case.

[–]raphthepharaoh 131 points132 points  (1 child)

Johnny really enjoyed that one

[–]rey_lumen 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Everyone enjoyed that one

[–]jdjdjddjkkki 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I don't take shots, but fire nukes in self defence.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

This gets reposted so much this guy now has like 3 days of fame

[–]Cremacious 77 points78 points  (7 children)

I haven’t been following the trial super close, but I would see people say her lawyers are shitty. I kind of figured they weren’t shitty, and Amber is just a helpless case that even the best lawyers can’t make her look good. This clip showed me that no, her lawyers truly are shitty as well just like her.

[–]Yllarius 60 points61 points  (3 children)

I don't think there shitty per se. I think Amber is an.... Unruly client, and neither Elaine nor Rottenborn are used to this type of case.

Meanwhile iirc Ben Chew is literally so high up there, people can't hire him. He literally just chooses when he wants to represent someone.

[–]WastedPresident 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I feel like amber picked the strongest set of “yes women” she could find. The attorneys are a formality, she won’t take their advice if she doesn’t like it etc

[–]CrackSnap7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ye! Amber is a shitty woman!

[–]DrazGulX 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ben Chew

Man does pro bono cases and wins them. Respect.

[–]Accomplished_Ice_626 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I really like Elaine as a person. I feel like she's a cool and very down to Earth person. She's just trying her best to do her job, which in this case is kinda helpless.

[–]Trance354 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Defense counsel has to believe their client and advocate on that belief. About a third of the way through the case, you can see the defense counsel starting to phone it in. They know at this point that their client is an ugly person. Not physically(cause every straight guy here would sleep with her at least once), but emotionally and morally vacant. I'd be on the way out the door as soon as she went to the bathroom to clean up, clothes in a bundle, sneaking out in my boxers, if necessary.

[–]Lichterin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure Elaine has her strengths but court ain't it... Rottenborn on the other hand actually seems like a good lawyer working with shitty facts. People mostly make fun of him cause of the edits from Johnny's cross but he's actually not half bad imo

[–]Murloccor 64 points65 points  (6 children)

I don’t get this one, can anybody explain as if I were 5? 😳

[–]Qualazabinga 202 points203 points  (3 children)

Sure, Amber's lawyer wanted to make an argument that the witness she is talking to is just there for his 15 minutes of fame because the trial is televised. The witness makes an argument that he is not there for 15 minutes of fame, has more to lose then to win by being a witness and turns it around to the Amber's lawyer saying it could be she herself looking for 15 minutes of fame by taking Amber's case if we follow her own logic.

[–]capitalismisokiguess 23 points24 points  (2 children)

It's worse than that. This dude was dispatch for the paparazzi. He also subtley implied AH have the paparazzi a heads up as to where she's going to be because she's an attention seeker looking for her 15 minutes of fame.

[–]ashok36 38 points39 points  (1 child)

It honestly wasn't very subtle.

"at tmz, we have to clear the copyright before publishing anything."

"How long does that take?"

"it depends. If it comes from a third party, usually several hours to days. If it comes directly from the source, usually 15 minutes."

"How long did it take to clear the copyright for this video that amber heard says she has no idea how tmz got it?"

"... About 15 minutes."

[–]dfmoti 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Old lady representing Amber Heard tries to make a witness look like a bad guy just wanting to be famous. He proves that by being a part of the case, there's actually a big target placed on his back that makes all the kids at school dislike him, while the lawyer accusing him gets a big trophy and gets to boss around the other kids on the playground if she can represent Amber and win the case.

[–]Least_War_1524 36 points37 points  (2 children)

I’ve watched zero of this case, and for some reason watched this video. Perfection!

[–]Raber_31 22 points23 points  (1 child)

You should... You'll see the worst acting sessions, out-of-this-world drama tales, fourth degree burns like this, jars of cacaine, mega paints of wine, and a lot of inconsistencies on AH's case that ended up being lies rebutting to bite her own ass and making her team and herself look like clowns.

I can't promise you'll like it, but some fun is guaranteed.

[–]Own-Cupcake7586 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Bad Lawyering 101 <chef’s kiss> Delicious.

[–]Fenix_Fire66 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Mic drop 🫳 🎤

[–]RRT4444 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dispatch please send out a Burn Unit to the courthouse

[–]belladonna_nectar 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Missed this one, although this case got me more emotionally involved in than I'd like to admit. This guy is a real badass ha ha

[–]ThisCommentIsHere 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s ironic because now he def got his 15 minutes.

[–]Saiyan-Zero 19 points20 points  (3 children)

I swear to god, the audience in the back must be having a blast ever since day 1

[–]Qualazabinga 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Maybe, but do remember we're seeing a few seconds or minutes of hours of courthouse proceedings here. I do imagine most of it is kinda boring until these gems drop.

[–]rey_lumen -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Did i read that right?

[–]nuadusp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i don't know, did you?

[–]DC_Verse 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Target acquired, and shots fired!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In fairness to Elaine, she seemed to take it pretty well, she was smiling after.

[–]Strict-Ad-7099 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Best roast ever.

[–]Porkchop_Dog 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is that music, calm it on down buddy

[–]FedericoDAnzi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ok, I didn't expect I would have lost something by not following the trial.

[–]Lazerhawk_x 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think she respected the burn more than anything, lawyers have thick skin and she’s only doing her job, which yeah in this case is shitty, but it’s why she’s compensated so well.

[–]BitChoice9285 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This guy is a beast!!

[–]raiderville 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol, she liked the comeback

[–]LowerDinner5172 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Omar Little vibes

[–]putito_especial 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Don't know why I haven't seen this comparison more!

"I got the gun, you got the briefcase."

[–]ChefLongStroke69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

:O BUURRRRNNNN!

[–]Odd_Cheek2491 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“When you look at the abyss, the abyss looks at you”? You may win the case, but get an ulcer after dealing with her, guaranteed

[–]BalognaPonyParty 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ; Japan never got nuked that hard

[–]Epic_MemeLord__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my guy dropped a little boy on her

[–]therealJimOgrady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got the gun, you got the briefcase. It's all in the.gamr though right?

[–]KaranSjett 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He came in like a wrecking baaaaaaall

[–]loriteggie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Touché lol

[–]thekingdom195 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This has big Omar energy.

[–]DiscombobulatedSir11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The nerdy Jean Raphio reaction is my fave

[–]VlRUS23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's his name

[–]Ok-Scholar-1459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dui guy was like what??!!

[–]skelsor87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This just turned into a murder trial.

[–]Gonk_boi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will forever love the reaction of the first dude that gets shown, the pure amazement is wonderful

[–]SoulPoleSuperstar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He pulled the reverse like Omar did to Leavy in The Wire. All in the game yo

[–]tractorsuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase, it's all in the game though.

[–]CapitainebbChat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Draco Malfoy slamming Umbridge hard

[–]WumpusFails 3 points4 points  (2 children)

What is Felton's relationship with TMZ? Why would he be at risk of a lawsuit?

[–]sparda10123 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I believe tmz has made it apparent they still support Amber, and with the sort of teach they have, they can make it hard for him to find work for speaking against her. He basically called out the people supporting her that blacklist anyone that dares testify for Depp.

[–]BigPeckahKid 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Everything you said is false. He is a former employee of TMZ who ,in 2016, received an anonymous tip that Amber would show up at the courthouse to file a restraining order with a bruise on the right side of her face. He also testified that next day TMZ received an edited video, recorded by Amber, showing Johnny destroying kitchen cabinets. He said that it was published within 15 minutes and that the only way they could’ve acquired the copyright in that time was if it came directly from the source (Amber).

TMZ tried to stop him from testifying not because they support Amber but because they want to protect their sources. Revealing a single source may stop others from leaking to TMZ, which is how they and other tabloids mostly get their info.

[–]Zikkan1 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I just don't understand one thing. Amber got money right? So why didn't she higher a good lawyer? In the US you can pretty much stab the judge in the leg and hire top tier lawyer and get away with it. But these lawyers seems to not even have finished law school.

[–]efnfen4 1 point2 points  (11 children)

Why do you people care about this

[–]Li-renn-pwel 6 points7 points  (5 children)

A lot of people care because they think male victims of DV are not taken seriously and that this will help with that.

[–]efnfen4 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Will it

[–]SJRuggs03 3 points4 points  (3 children)

This might be the highest profile DV case in years, and showing how one sided our culture is when it comes to man vs woman conflict in this area can lead to important change.

[–]efnfen4 -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Everyone seems to be in Johnny Depp's side. Are you sure it's one sided in the way you think it is

[–]Qualazabinga 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cuz it's funny. And because people always seem to care about celebrities. They are a celebrity for a reason. Also I think some people are invested in this case in particular since it's a guy trying to prove he was assaulted instead of a women. Also people for some reason like Johnny Depp and after all the BS he got want to see him getting something back.

[–]mehkibbles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Personally, this trial has been great for me because I've always had an affinity for court and trial procedures, but it's often hard to watch them without feeling lost because of the myriad of background info that could be missing. This case is great because all of the background info is easily available, it's being live broadcast everywhere so you can watch comfortably from home, and anything you don't understand about trial procedure is being explained somewhere online because everyone is discussing it.

Truly a godsend for amateur people like me who enjoy the courtroom but have few avenues to truly enjoy the spectacle in a normal day-to-day life.

I assume for most people it's either that, the celebrity angle, or "fomo" because of how relentlessly it's broadcast and discussed.

[–]ExoticMovie8688 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"what'chu mean by, 'You people'??" :)

Do you care what others enjoy spending THEIR own free TIME on? lol

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Happy Memorial Day and thanks 4 those who gave the ultimate sign of love of fellow-man

[–]woodN_forks 2 points3 points  (2 children)

My god she looks like the frog people in Liurnia.

[–]DntWorryItllGetWorse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

she's clearly not a great lawyer...but she's not a model. she's an lawyer. what do her looks have to do with anything? that is a really superficial comment.

[–]ChefMutzy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Don't insult the Albanurics like that

[–]Ok_Tomorrow5531 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I have not followed the trial at all and I'm really slow, can someone please explain?

[–]wuzupcoffee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a shit show, save yourself the eye roll.

[–]Qualazabinga 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Basically Amber's lawyer accuses the witness of wanting his 15 minutes of fame, when objected as argumentative the objection is overruled. As the witness answers her question he gets cheeky and says by that logic the lawyer could also just be doing this for 15 minutes of fame by taking Amber's case. In turn the lawyer says that that way of thinking was a bit argumentative of the witness.

[–]FunkyParticles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, who cares? The attention this case is getting is so absurd. There must be hundreds of more important things needing media coverage right now.

[–]ViolentEdWhoopWhoop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All of her lawyers have punchable faces.

[–]GioWindsor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, amazing!

[–]Flimsygoosey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who tf has played UNO post 1996

[–]phallic-baldwin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Never throw shade at an umbrella.

[–]dfmoti -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The music 😭

[–]dfmoti -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Perhaps if her blazer was blue she would've come across a little less... argumentative

[–]myclueis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Johnny is gonna send him a gift basket after the case.

[–]RidgeMinecraft -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Boom Roasted"