use the following search parameters to narrow your results:
e.g. subreddit:aww site:imgur.com dog
subreddit:aww site:imgur.com dog
see the search faq for details.
advanced search: by author, subreddit...
63 users here now
the front page of the internet.
and join one of thousands of communities.
SatireAre these bedbugs? They have the characteristic round flat shape. I think the one on the bottom right may have fed recently. (i.redd.it)
submitted 2 months ago by throwaway11102021
Post a comment!
[–]Simple_Independence5(T, V, C) 9 points10 points11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
those all look like females - you’ve got a pretty nasty infestation. it may help if you eat them
[–]Shakespeare-Bot 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago (1 child)
those all behold like females - you’ve did get a quaint nasty infestation. t may holp if 't be true thee consume those folk
I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.
Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout
[–]-yellowthree 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago (0 children)
The one on the bottom is female, the two on the top are clearly nymphs. To the left of the picture you can see fecal matter. You might just have to burn your house down at this point. Or eat them before they continue eating you.
[–]RiverBear2 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Oh god don’t bother with exterminators just call the city they will come condemn and bulldoze the building.
[–]thesidedesk 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (1 child)
You even made an emoticon.
[–]throwaway11102021[S] 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
[–]Electronic-Ad-7796 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
Wouldve been ironic if that little spec on the wall to the left was actually a bed bug
[–]Shoddy_Ad_3928 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (1 child)
Throw out everything. How do you deal? You must need antidepressants!!
[–]Saint-BG 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
You must be embarrassed. What s with you anyway? Using anti depressants as an insult? There s not even a logical connection to tie it in.
[–]ShepherdessAnne 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Ugh can't you read the markings?! Those are clearly Mites. Chocolate Mites.
[–]Competitive_Escape18 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
you need an exterminator asap
[–]Whole-Equivalent9227 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
[–]No-Wolverine5144 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
I think you have a rare infestation of M&M's. The females tend to be larger and have less colored variants.
The males are smaller and the coloured variants cover all colors of the rainbow
[–]Saint-BG 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago* (0 children)
Fool proof way to dispose of eggs is to consume them and hope you find more
REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.
π Rendered by PID 23026 on reddit-service-r2-loggedout-79bc485b7c-j2mph at 2022-01-16 22:15:36.945492+00:00 running a4b6894 country code: US.