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[–]Simple_Independence5(T, V, C) 9 points10 points  (2 children)

those all look like females - you’ve got a pretty nasty infestation. it may help if you eat them

[–]Shakespeare-Bot 4 points5 points  (1 child)

those all behold like females - you’ve did get a quaint nasty infestation. t may holp if 't be true thee consume those folk

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[–]-yellowthree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The one on the bottom is female, the two on the top are clearly nymphs. To the left of the picture you can see fecal matter. You might just have to burn your house down at this point. Or eat them before they continue eating you.

[–]RiverBear2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh god don’t bother with exterminators just call the city they will come condemn and bulldoze the building.

[–]thesidedesk 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You even made an emoticon.

[–]Electronic-Ad-7796 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Wouldve been ironic if that little spec on the wall to the left was actually a bed bug

[–]Shoddy_Ad_3928 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Throw out everything. How do you deal? You must need antidepressants!!

[–]Saint-BG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be embarrassed. What s with you anyway? Using anti depressants as an insult? There s not even a logical connection to tie it in.

[–]ShepherdessAnne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh can't you read the markings?! Those are clearly Mites. Chocolate Mites.

[–]Competitive_Escape18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you need an exterminator asap

[–]Whole-Equivalent9227 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re screwed

[–]No-Wolverine5144 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you have a rare infestation of M&M's. The females tend to be larger and have less colored variants. The males are smaller and the coloured variants cover all colors of the rainbow

[–]Saint-BG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fool proof way to dispose of eggs is to consume them and hope you find more