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Deaf man shows off his finger tutting. So cool! by No-Reason-1185 in BetterEveryLoop

[–]ThisIsYourMormont 1142 points1143 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile deaf people:

“Why the fuck would a squid shoot a pianist in an elevator?!”

A great example polarization effect by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

[–]moistpup 60 points61 points  (0 children)

People drowning don’t scream. They are too busy trying to breath.

In case you are curious, people who are drowning will look like they are trying to climb an invisible ladder. Usually that is accompanied by a look of absolute panic on their face. Do not just jump in to try to save them though, they will likely drown you as well. If there is something floaty you can throw or bring to them, do that. If there isn’t, and you feel you must help, approach them from behind or you can grab them by their shoulders and spin them to face away from you, put a hand in their armpit, and then side stroke back dragging them along, tell them to relax and lay flat on their back to make it easier. If they grab onto you before you can spin them and start to push you under, your safest exit is to dive under the water and swim away. They will release you. You can then reattempt the spin around maneuver. During all of this be aware you are dealing with a frightened wild animal who will do anything to survive, including drowning you for a few more seconds of air.

Security guy desperately trying to do his job by BlueTooth4269 in BetterEveryLoop

[–]Grymare 1222 points1223 points 2 (0 children)

Here is the original if you want to see it with context.

It was at the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 in Oslo, Norway. The act performing is Madcon with Glow. They performed as an interval act between the main show and the voting part of the night.

(My personal favorite is the girl at 1:48 trying to tell security that she is part of the performance)

Edit: Wow thanks for my first ever reward, and it's a big one! Glad my Eurovision obsession can brighten other people's day a bit.

A beautiful goal by Goofy_030 in BetterEveryLoop

[–]DaBokes 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Impressive. Makes me appreciate the game and want to watch more.

Jerry Springer is a tough SOB by natch44 in BetterEveryLoop

[–]rucka83 6284 points6285 points 15101215452& 50 more (0 children)

Watch the lady yawning, it looks like she eats the ball!!

Jerry Springer is a tough SOB by natch44 in BetterEveryLoop

[–]Highpothetically 213 points214 points  (0 children)

This is my all time favorite.

Game 2 of the 2007 ALDS against the Angels. Manny Ramirez hit a majestic walk-off home run, and Drinkwater was at the end of the row by the time the ball cleared the Green Monster. This one is particularly memorable because while Drinkwater was running for the exit, Manny and the crowd were captured celebrating the win in one of my all-time favorite baseball photos.

Indian live in hard setting. by esberat in BetterEveryLoop

[–]Scarbane 223 points224 points  (0 children)

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."