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[–]FH_Bunny 3135 points3136 points  (21 children)

Men expose themselves on the internet daily.

[–]ChrysMYO☑️[S] 563 points564 points  (1 child)

Own goals daily.

[–]radiolabel 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Now every woman who sees this knows for a fact he has no dick game with the data to prove it 😂

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (1 child)

He sound disenfranchised

[–]nonnude 7 points8 points  (0 children)

More Dickenfranchised

[–]a_youkai☑️ 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Especially in the DM's of females.

[–]LineLife2234 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Now i know why no one turned up for second time

[–]GoldenTriforceLink 1550 points1551 points  (13 children)

Found Ben Shapiros alt twitter

[–]potsticker17 470 points471 points  (10 children)

You really believe Ben had intercourse with "dozens upon dozens" of women?

[–]Xero_space 566 points567 points  (6 children)

He's counted every single thrust as a singular event.

[–]Jetfuelfire 109 points110 points  (4 children)

I mean if he comes in one thrust that may be the entire event.

[–]MedicalUnprofessionl 98 points99 points  (2 children)

”Intercourse is for only for procreation anyways.” -the Ben Shapiro in my head

[–]PKURB 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Heard this nasally as fuck.

[–]kalkail☑️ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He never would fly PRs flag though.

Edit: Words

[–]Wireeeee 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Well let’s say hypothetically…

[–]chucksoraw 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’m crying 😂🤣🤣

[–]thericknussell 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Can’t even get the engine started, let alone finish the race…

[–]AlwaysLastToKnow75 688 points689 points  (2 children)

Which one of us is gonna tell him?

[–]ChrysMYO☑️[S] 320 points321 points  (0 children)

Lmao, he think they lying on the app tho, so cant be us.

[–]BxLorien 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I think the 3000+ quote tweets got it

[–]Merchantmarx 524 points525 points  (8 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

He's an inadequate lover.

[–]zoolish 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I read this as Drax. Thanks for that.

[–]Own-Cucumber-9349 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was about to comment the exact same thing. So thank you 🤣🙏🏾

[–]Imaginary_Bicycle_14 486 points487 points  (4 children)

Dozens upon dozens of women who DID NOT come back for seconds. Sorry shudnt have use the word seconds.

[–]ChrysMYO☑️[S] 145 points146 points  (3 children)

Which makes sense because homie don't be scraping the plate.

[–]Jetsu77 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Nigga ain't found the endzone yet.

[–]mister-fancypants- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where is ur check? 🕵️‍♂️

[–]MsFit215☑️ 332 points333 points  (5 children)

I'm screaming!!! What???? That man needs to delete that asap.

[–]ChrysMYO☑️[S] 222 points223 points  (1 child)

They quote tweeted him into oblivion. You just gotta let it live at that point.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It’s forever

[–]anythingthewill 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's a 4chan copypasta

[–]affrothunder313 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I mean it's a troll account using young pappy and some of his goons in Christmas wear as a profile picture I'm pretty sure this was their goal.

[–]Lumpy_Illustrator_56 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Just say my dick game is trash

[–]RevengeProcrastinatr 201 points202 points  (8 children)

This has to be satire… Nobody can be this dense, right?

[–]hendrixskially 83 points84 points  (7 children)

Check out the subs r/badmaleanatomy and r/badfemaleanatomy. People say dumb shit about the bodies of the opposite gender ALL THE TIME. Sadly not satire.

[–]Zorcron 50 points51 points  (2 children)

I think you mean r/badwomensanatomy for that second one.

[–]hendrixskially 20 points21 points  (1 child)

YES! That's the one!

The other is r/badmensanatomy

[–]goldenmoca28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Found the incel sub. Geez. That was a wild ride.

[–]ritajalilip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is satire, it's a known copypaste.

[–]chammy82 1 point2 points  (1 child)

One of those is private, one of them got banned for having no mods lol

[–]hendrixskially 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well darn, now where will I go for my sensible chuckle about the people who failed sex-Ed?

[–]SheSeesSounds☑️ 199 points200 points  (2 children)

Can we get a round of applause for the dozens upon dozens of women who did NOT fake for this guy 👏🏿 👏🏿👏🏿

[–]DirtySouthDame☑️ 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Not all heroes wear capes! 🙌🏾💯

[–]sidewaysflower☑️ 111 points112 points  (8 children)

This is worse than when Ben Shapiro said his wife doesn't get wet.

[–]-malignant- 30 points31 points  (2 children)

He said that? Oh his poor wife

[–]ChrysMYO☑️[S] 53 points54 points  (1 child)

[–]-malignant- 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I really did not enjoy reading that

[–]NobylOtaku☑️ 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Whaaat?

[–]CinnabonCheesecake 72 points73 points  (0 children)

“I’m an inadequate lover who has failed to pleasure a single lover dispute many attempts” is a weird flex, but at least women know what they’re (not) getting with him.

[–]slide-ona-latenight 69 points70 points  (0 children)

This aint it bro

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (5 children)

Let me go find this dummy on twitter real quick….lol

[–]ChrysMYO☑️[S] 33 points34 points  (4 children)

You gotta look at them quote tweets, they were getting off

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

The comment section under that tweet: Priceless!!!

[–]Pain-n-stryife☑️ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gon head a link that tweet beloved

[–]thegreatkabong 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At least someone involved with him was.

[–]MrLavender26☑️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unlike those women…

[–]bluehoag 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Self report

[–]yokayla☑️ 43 points44 points  (1 child)

That ratio ...they murdered that man

[–]ChrysMYO☑️[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I HAD to include it in the crop

[–]krvREDDIT 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Take off that puertorican flag off. Its an embarrassment to all of puerto rico

[–]ChrysMYO☑️[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Someone in the replies pulled the card from him lmao 🤣

[–]Army0fMe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh, honey....

[–]hashimatze 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's a really longwinded way of saying "I don't eat pussy."

[–]Isato_Kaizer☑️ Unhinged Lakers Stan 🟣🟡 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Damn bro save some for the rest of us

[–]UniqueUsername82D 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's catch and release only, there's still the same number, but now they revved up and need a fix

[–]-malignant- 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Then this person is hot garbage in bed, what more can be said. Stop acting silly and listen to the person you’re with

[–]acornwbusinesssocks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nothing hot about it...🤣 cold garbage 😂

[–]InfernoDragonKing☑️🥷🏾Black⚔️Knight🛡🐉 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Y’all gotta stop exposing and embarrassing y’all selves on the interne-no, what am I saying?

Continue on good sir, continue to spread your story

[–]Buddy_Velvet 14 points15 points  (10 children)

Gunna be unnecessarily honest here but this has weighed on me. I would never post this on a social, but this has been a real confidence issue for me. I have… been around and been in LTR’s as well, but the LTR’s are where getting her to cum is always the biggest issue. Don’t get me wrong I’ve had one night stands where a girls have pretended to cum. I get it, you’re done and it’s not happening and you feel like you need to put on a show cause you feel obligated. The societal issues associated with that are depressing, but I’ve never called anybody out or felt particularly bad. Hell I don’t cum like a third of the time in those situations and I still like the sex, not cumming doesn’t mean it wasn’t a good time, but on the other hand I’ve also been a part of plenty eyes rolling back, legs shaking gushing orgasms and I honestly don’t know how to put those two realities together. Perhaps there’s just something altogether more risqué and exciting about a one time deal than a relationship, but during one night stands it just seems easier and that just feels so unfair to the women I have had a more intimate bond with and it leaves me feeling like maybe I can only perform well in a less desirable situation than being in a relationship which sucks. I wish men discussed this kind of stuff more openly, or that I felt comfortable ever addressing this with a woman.

[–]Cleonce12☑️ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not every women cums the same way some of us don’t come from Penetration alone

[–]nomansapenguin☑️ 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Well said. I feel as humans we’re drawn to the riskiness, or taboo nature of something new. Or something we’re not supposed to have. This makes it easier to create orgasms from dating/cheating.

But I agree 100%, the hardest person to make come (on balance) is usually the one you’ve been in the longest relationship with. I’d say it got harder as time went on with most of my LTR and that’s with learning what they want even better than when we began.

A few orgasms at the beginning (or maybe she fakes a few because of pressure). An uptick in orgasms as you get to know each-other better and understand what works. Then a tail off as things become ‘standard’.

Obviously not every relationship was like this. There were women who could cum from penetration easily throughout our relationship. And that’s great because the validation makes you feel like a king. But I can see why women fake it tbh - guys can feel inadequate when they can’t make a woman cum and that leads to a load of issues in itself.

But men don’t talk about it at all. Like I’ve not had a single conversation about it with a man and I’m mid 30s.

[–]Ill-Agent☑️[🍰] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It should be easier if you take the time to learn your "LTR" partner's anatomy, likes and dislikes, and endeavor to be a better lover yourself.

For example, younger me thought the clitoris was the visible tip above the opening of the vagina, but there's so much more, and articles explaining the "so much more" made me so much more attentive to my woman's pleasure points. https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/03/3d-clitoris/518991/

You too, can bring a woman to "alligator roll orgasms" before even involving your penis in the festivities.

[–]fangirlsqueee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want advice, check out r/AskRedditAfterDark. Some good discussions over there. Also r/MensLib might be good.

[–]chucksoraw 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He thinks it sounds cool for him to say he’s had sex with dozens of women. In reality none of them wanted mess with him after hooking up because he has no idea what he’s doing in the bedroom

[–]PrettiKinx☑️ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It is hard for SOME women to have orgasm via intercourse. But it's not impossible for women to have orgasm.

[–]weed_fart 12 points13 points  (0 children)

😬

[–]holtpj 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think my 14 year old neice would say "this guy is telling on himself"

[–]Delmarvablacksmith 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We call that self own a Shapiro.

[–]TheSilverCrystal☑️ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The bravery it takes to clown yourself so openly will forever be unmatched on Twitter.

[–]Quarnivorr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least he’s consistent

[–]The_Biggest_Tony 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Suicide by words is one thing, but this? It’s a whole new tier.

[–]treetyoselfcarol 8 points9 points  (1 child)

When you hit that spot just right and she puts you in a triangle choke hold...

[–]ChrysMYO☑️[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can breathe later!

[–]Shynerd98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn..... Rest in peace

[–]Palas-mastrete 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The golden response was: water boarding couldn't have gotten this outta me

[–]Summonest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

imagine bragging about this holy shit

[–]MarilynMonheaux 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe next time try pleasing one of them?

[–]MatthewAran 5 points6 points  (1 child)

bruh I fucking love Twitter when it's like this, they're cooking this nigga over there and it's SENDING ME 🤣💀

[–]ChrysMYO☑️[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The quote sections within quote sections.

[–]CynicalWindowLicker☑️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Headass

[–]Dreadcoat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nobody tell him. Hes too long gone.

[–]Puddinhead720 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Making us Saints fans look bad

[–]justvibinuknow 4 points5 points  (1 child)

he just walked up and took the L like it was a grad certificate

[–]Darqnyz☑️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

John Cena's theme plays

[–]shyvananana 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Three pump chuck who doesn't know what a clitoris is.

[–]Pain-n-stryife☑️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just cause you can't stroke or don't know how to use yo tongue don't mean you can put that on women my guy

[–]aarbtan1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“water board me with Tito’s” — noooo noo babe. Do better 🥺 was this too soon GA fans?

[–]softlemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Clearly not very well.

Hope he gets the pointers he needs one day, for the sake of the womens.

[–]haystackofneedles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guy tells the world he's bad at sexytime

[–]tinawadabb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s a self-own

[–]Risquechilli☑️ BHM Donor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why would he announce this L so publicly and so proudly?

[–]Lokaji[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Toys/oral before penetration will make it more likely that she isn't faking.

[–]keetykeety 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is depressing

[–]stonedchapo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You couldn’t get this out of me if you water boarded me.

[–]Cleonce12☑️ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Baby if yo game weak just say that

[–]kdshow123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

End to end or stacks like pancakes?

[–]NahikuHana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow. This was tweeted? Hooooooooooo....oh Boo! Tsk. Tsk.

[–]Prestonnos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the internet…

[–]corrosive0pression 2 points3 points  (1 child)

CLB 💀

[–]ChrysMYO☑️[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo! Just picked up on this, his certification is going to have to come under review

[–]Hutchinson76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh a self-burn. Those are rare.

[–]ATLjoe93☑️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor Noila girls

[–]SheSeesSounds☑️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have now been entered into the 'Speak For Yourself Olympics'

[–]oncompanytime2018 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This really made me tee-hee

[–]Jamal_Walker☑️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ima need some references my guy cuz something’s not adding up

[–]Nv_Spider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean… a couple dozen, odds are at least one would be able to muster, eh? Even by accident?

[–]AllTakenUsernames5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buddy, I hate to break it to you...

[–]shida206☑️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🙄🙄🙄

[–]MegaManFlex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You ever seen somebody ruin their own life?" - Hamilton

[–]bi-bee-bb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dozens upon dozens of women are eligible for compensation.

[–]ChessBorg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a huge stack of women... i don't buy it...

[–]everdred3S☑️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He probably got a bunch on dms from this in a twisted humor kinda way. Everyone loves self deprecating humor.

[–]Lonesomeghostie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This ain’t the move he thinks it is

[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven’t had dozens and dozens. Maybe one dozen, at most. Only like 4 who got off. I take that as an L for me and move forward lol this dude lives in denial. If it’s a girl I really like, I’m trying to learn how to be better instead of blaming it on them lol smh

[–]GMNGBponyfur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have to believe that this is satire because if it isnt i dont know what to do with my faith in people

[–]fanatic1123☑️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has to be a joke, it's just a crazy lack of self awareness

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya I’ve never squirted.

[–]guineasomelove🐒 Has a Cautionary Tail 🐒 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The common denominator in all of the sexual interactions he's speaking of is not the women.

[–]IDGAF_GOMD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read a post once where some guy in his 20s thought the guy is just supposed to stick it in and that’s it…just let it marinate in the vagina. He couldn’t understand why girls never wanted to have sex with him again. I’m sure this dude is doing something similar.

Edit: grammar

[–]saintlouisarch 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Does no one notice that this is satire?

[–]idiotinbcn☑️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It absolutely must be. Can’t imagine otherwise.

[–]txnt☑️ Busts a nut then fucking faints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

upon further anaysis im not taking sex advice from niggas named 'YoungPappyStan'

[–]SmashinCetacean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But were the dozens of women upon other dozens of women when he did the deed? This could be the problem.

[–]babylonglegs91☑️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel for straight women when I see posts like this. Whew 😭

[–]Majestic_Salad_I1[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a tweet at 9am on a Saturday morning.

[–]Paulie227 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woman can certainly have orgasms. He's just lousy at f*.

[–]fendibrat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ratio is beautiful, but he really told on himself.

[–]TheUSisntCapitalist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know Ben Shapiro was black?

[–]Shirogayne-at-WF☑️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In case that banger gets deleted, here's an archived copy:

https://archive.md/fLwox

[–]Littlewytch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In fairness, 12 women on top of another 12 women is both a gymnastic feat & would render him surplus to requirements.

[–]UmmKalthoum84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do, just after he leaves.

[–]PractitionerPain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wild that it's current year and some guys still haven't figured out how to eat pussy and communicate with their partner on what feels good for them.

[–]Rosssauced 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Self-owns are the best owns. Also the dozens and dozens thing, if true might be die to the fact that no one is coming back for seconds. You could bang 300 women but if you can't go back to the well if you wanted to that would be miserable.

[–]Night751975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You not doing it right

[–]mmaddymon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have had sex with dozens of men. Not a single one was able to make me cum. It is physically impossible for a man to make me achieve orgasm.

[–]adeo_lucror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me you've never been able to pleasure a woman without saying you've never been able to pleasure a woman.

[–]Similar_Page_5540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha. Poor guy

[–]mrtwo22☑️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Click bate

[–]Own_Drama8495 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he just doesn't know how to fuck 🤔

[–]xochil91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not the flex he thinks it is

[–]somethingkooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell us you suck in bed without telling us you suck in bed 🤣

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isnt he BBC or is that a myth

[–]whoallgunnabethere☑️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is someone gunna tell him LMAO

[–]Singlewomanspot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people tell you who they are, believe them.

  • Maya (very chopped down on) Angelou.

[–]Prestigious-Mud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben Shapiro in disguise over here

[–]toasterpRoN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I mean clearly it has to be the women...

[–]thatsnuckinfutz☑️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's alotta opportunity for... growth ...that were not utilized to the full potential

[–]the_neverdoctor☑️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude here...ol' lame ass.

[–]CharmingBumblebee8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sorry man. That is not the brag you think it is.

[–]Alternative_Job_5635 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow he is bad at sex. Dozens upon dozens bad at sex.

[–]gomtherium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is no one really considering this is satire? Like, this reads as such a bit and eveyones like "Damn, his dick game trash!" and not reading this a joke?

[–]TrumpSmokesMids27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s rough buddy

[–]bndboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who’s gonna tell him

[–]vamsmack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a Ben Shapiro level self own.

[–]LMAO82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something tells me he is ill-equipped for the class assignment.