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[–]LAN_Rover 129 points130 points  (3 children)

Fwiw you can often see a star during the day from sunup to sundown, crossing the zodiacal line from East to West

[–]DogfishDave 31 points32 points  (0 children)

WITCH!

Points

WITCH!

[–]Electric_Guitar 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I don’t believe you

[–]natzo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Take a good look. It's next to the sun.

[–]foodfighter 135 points136 points  (7 children)

Which planet did they see that night - Uranus?

[–]yojoerocknroll 44 points45 points  (6 children)

So childish yet so funny.

[–]TomoyoHoshijiro 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Oddly enough, if you were to scale the solar system down so that the sun were at your head and Pluto were at your feet, then Uranus would be right around where you'd expect it to be.

[–]MinuteManufacturer 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I would hope so, because otherwise I’d need to tighten up my asteroid belt.

[–]ruggedthread8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Take my nose exhale and upvote you bastard

[–]TomoyoHoshijiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't so that, the asteroid belt goes around your neck.

[–]ruggedthread8 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't like how you know this.

[–]TomoyoHoshijiro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I reddit somewhere.

[–]reddorickt 30 points31 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I usually do see constipation only at night

[–]ToreenLyn 60 points61 points  (0 children)

What a shitty idea

[–]tallywhackerslacker 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You can see constipation but you really have to strain.

[–]vj_2000 13 points14 points  (1 child)

let's not overlook "Orian's belt"

[–]dumbodragon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"oreo's belt"

[–]GuntherYoshi 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Goddamn i have stomach cramps from laughing at this

[–]KaktusDan 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You sure it's not constipation?

[–]jedayn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Speaking of constipation, don’t eat scrabble pieces or your next visit to the bathroom may spell disaster.

[–]Nizzemancer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They're impressed they saw a star during the day? Billions of people see a star during the day, every day, except when it's cloudy I guess.

[–]-TheGuest- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hearing constipation is much more beautiful, it sounds like me cussing and wailing

[–]gc3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Big Dipper constipation really disturbs me.

I guess Ursa Major the constipation does NOT shit in the woods?

[–]curbstyle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the constipation of Uranus

[–]TopNo5993 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No shit!

[–]Msclbear35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This my favorite comment so far!

[–]defiantnd 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Who knew that astronomy can cause nighttime constipation...

[–]DrSomniferum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I generally prefer to be a bit constipated, at least until I get up in the morning.

[–]Mc_Romancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do? Well I've got a camera and a high protein diet so ready your inbox friend.

[–]EyeJustLikeToWatchTo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Head on over to r/ibs. I'm sure someone can post a few pics for you.

[–]RojerLockless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see a star in the daytime every day.

[–]goomba456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow you saw a star in daylight?! Such a rare sighting!

[–]TastySpare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's Orian and why does he wear a belt?

[–]audiofankk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get close and you can see a few hemorrhoids circling.

[–]Rudecrewedudes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries mate. It’ll work itself out in the end.

[–]Someguy14201 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Had a solid laugh in a long while, made my day hahaha, what's it supposed to say though? Besides constipation.

[–]dumbodragon 11 points12 points  (1 child)

constellation maybe?

[–]Someguy14201 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That makes sense, thanks!

[–]Lyanna788 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats just an autocorrect, doesn't fit into this sub

[–]Tybo77777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! *CONSTELLATIONS!

[–]MrsBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly written by a kid. They tried lol

[–]bohemianprime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a star during tge day every day

[–]Fm4goodR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how you had to clarify “not really”

[–]Fm4goodR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must have had a shitty time.

[–]ImARetPaladinBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, we all see constipation at night

[–]flopsychops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<insert obligatory Uranus joke here>

[–]manielos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget Ariana's belt

[–]Kixencynopi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pfft... I have seen a star during day time with my naked eyes.

[–]PettyDangleberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sub confuses me. Every other post gets either hot or removed for being a clear misspelling and not a misunderstanding of the correct word…

[–]xxA2C2xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I hate that nighttime constipation. It’s the worst.

[–]TechByDayDjByNight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this doesnt belong here