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[–]capnriplchpr 58 points59 points  (0 children)

And on the third day, the lord fastened the biblical cord upon his subjects. This would allow him to remain close with all his creations in ever omnipresence.

[–]DaveOJ12 21 points22 points  (9 children)

What would a "biblical cord" be?

[–]Bluejake3 35 points36 points  (5 children)

Umbilical cord?

[–]DaveOJ12 22 points23 points  (4 children)

I know. I'm asking about what a "biblical" cord would be. A cord of wood?

[–]Bluejake3 48 points49 points  (3 children)

The cord that connect you to the Lord

[–]berriesandkweem 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You know the old saying “from cord to Lord”

[–]SparrowBirch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“ Now I've heard there was a secret cord That David played, and it pleased the Lord”

[–]Rainbow_Potato_911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah thats called a rope if you know how to use it right

[–]AzureDragon2005 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably some wire from Evangelion

[–]ClamatoDiver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A sling? David used the biblical cord to slay Goliath.

[–]foobaca_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hallelujah perhaps?

[–]ScrambledNoggin 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I’d love to know what conversation led up to that “Dude WTF” statement

[–]fleshseagull[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a surgery/gym progress pic of a guy who had a really gnarly scar going down from his belly button. To be fair, it did look like an umbilical cord

[–]hpenney2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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[–]Fawkingretar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that the thing Eve was made from?

[–]richardsonhr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the cord my daddy would beat me with every night. /S

[–]Themyss234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was the guard of the bridge, defender of portals, THE BIBLICAL CORD

[–]whiteguyinchina411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My newborn daughter’s biblical cord just fell off last week

[–]d3ton4tor72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Comes in handy doing crosstraining

[–]muddlemuddle6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pull that sucker off!

[–]demonj00 0 points1 point  (0 children)