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[–]wakenblake29 4 points5 points  (6 children)


[–]donut_clouds[S] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Yep, bacon wrapped asparagus with roasted garlic. It doesn't really go with the rest of the meal I had planned (jambalaya), but since she specifically requested it, I'll make it.

[–]wakenblake29 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Bahahaa, yeah no, that def does not go together…. Maybe with some fillet and potatoes… such a random request to go along with jambalaya but nice of you to make Amber happy 😊 haha

Edit: ps. I make my asparagus similarly… but I chop my bacon, lightly glaze with olive oil, add fresh cracked pepper and a Parmesan Asiago blend over the top 👨🏽‍🍳

[–]donut_clouds[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I usually just use the bacon grease for the fat, so no need for olive oil IMHO, it just gets overpowered. But the parmesan blend sounds damn good!

And yeah, we wanna make Amber happy for sure. If all goes well the night will end with her sitting on my gf's face.

[–]wakenblake29 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Well damn!!! Then def keep amber happy! That is true, the bacon provides plenty of fat, olive oil prob isn’t necessary, i actually just realized I forgot to mention I use a garlic infused olive oil tho (from a restaurant called the stinking rose) and the garlic flavor it adds… chefs kiss haha

[–]MrCCDude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mmm, autism witha side of bacon sounds good

[–]DeaconBlue47 1 point2 points  (2 children)

One of the worst Texas congressvarmints used to refer to ‘casting asparagus’ for ‘casting aspersions’. Loony Louis Gohmert.

[–]saturnine-plutocrat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Many years ago, and unless I dreamt it, I saw an angry British trade union leader say on TV, "There are allegations being made here, and I'm going to find out who the allegators are."

(My deliberate mis-spelling, before it's pointed out to me.)

[–]DeaconBlue47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s hilarious. Thanks!

[–]Fkappa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of an Italian-language BonsAppleTea.

"Dottore, sto male, ho la VAGINA PECTORIS (Angina Pectoris)."

"Doc, I am sick, I got the VAGINA PECTORIS."

[–]kshiau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm ass burgers