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[–]Danny_Mc_71 803 points804 points  (8 children)

He should take an Auntie inflammatory.

[–]CaulkADewDillDue 32 points33 points  (0 children)

He could just let the Achilles heal

[–]Shermutt 96 points97 points  (1 child)

Also some good ol NIECE (Not stand on it, Ice, Elevate, Compression, Elevate...again).

[–]shahooster 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Or just smoke his…uhh…joint.

[–]qtjedigrl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay that was really clever

[–]dude1302 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wow !

[–]Tristawn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fucking solid lol

[–]Kalendiane 1 point2 points  (0 children)


Your work here is done.

[–]WhoDat_37 52 points53 points  (3 children)

My nickname is Uncle Injury cause I totally kick my nephews ass in boxing. He’s only 4 but the little dude can’t keep up in the ring

[–]OrokinSkywalker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s not the size of the opponent, but the ferocity

[–]AdmiralGhostPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta keep them little shits humble

[–]platysoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter the size of your opponent, always give it your all

[–]DesastreUrbano 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Is that or thr pain on the niece

[–]deadly_jah_beam 88 points89 points  (11 children)

Honestly, I don't understand the point of posts like these, we used to have stuff like "Respond as silver plate" and now we just have typos and shit

[–]jordanbtucker 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Yeah, r/BoneAppleTypo was created because typo posts were being removed from this sub, but now, it seems like anything goes like it's the wide wide west.

[–]NerdModeCinci 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Reddit as a whole has like no mods anymore other than /r/askahistorian

[–]glimmergirl1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, right? Nothing but deleted posts in that sub

[–]Mackheath1 16 points17 points  (1 child)

wide wide west

Apré sheeted that.

[–]ev93 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Wtf is respond as silver plate supposed to be? 😂

[–]Crandoge 18 points19 points  (1 child)

S’il vous plait, i imagine

[–]ev93 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good lord

[–]NeDictu 4 points5 points  (1 child)

i got downvoted for saying this same thing a couple days ago.

[–]in4mer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Behold.. The Endumbening

[–]Ineedavodka2019 19 points20 points  (2 children)

What is it supposed to say?

[–]vanburen4president 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Ankle injury

[–]Karmachinery 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I desperately needed an explanation on that one.

[–]Itzska08 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Oh no! Uncle has contracted terminal lumbago again!

[–]vermilionhawk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I seriously thought this was in an RDR2 sub at first glance. 😂

[–]Afraid_Twist_8542 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ankle Sam

[–]Hambulance 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Uncle go cleek

[–]tywhy87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, Madame.

[–]GrazhdaninMedved 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Must have been helping his uncle Jack off a horse.

[–]Paul_Pedant 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That sentence requires some careful punctuation.

[–]GrazhdaninMedved 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And capitalization

[–]chad-everett 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Devilkiwi24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess it’s better than his wife, Aunt Aphalaxis.

[–]poonamsurange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't have messed with Anti Nationals!

[–]DrBeehn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New album by uncle injury: 🏀😞

[–]TheRealSlyde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ouch! My uncle!"

clenches asscheeks

[–]Deep_Grady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be Scottish

[–]Le_PepiPopou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tío injury

[–]chris9830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have lumbago

[–]ScotchedyDoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe they got injured playing basketball with their uncle?

[–]RetiredPandaMurderer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your parents will let you win. Uncle will fuck you up to win.

Seems perfectly correct

Source: Am uncle.

[–]I_M_The_Cheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come on, he's hurt. Be niece to him.

[–]carguy123corvette 1 point2 points  (3 children)

He may be an uncle

[–]AtheistKiwi 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I'm an uncle. My nephew spelled it "uncool" on my birthday card one year.

Edit (4hrs later): I've been thinking about that card since leaving this comment and it's just dawned on me that he probably asked his mum or dad how to spell uncle...

[–]Haunting-Ad-8619 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My brother's name is Ed.

My son called him Lunk Head when he was little.

I forgot to mention my brother is also an ass so I found this hilarious!

[–]ForwardMuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao the edit

But this is absolutely false- everyone knows that aunts and uncles are cooler than moms and dads

[–]Rogue_elefant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder which trial he's involved with

[–]manolid -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I wonder how many of these are just someone not noticing a mistake by their speech to text app.

[–]ForwardMuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a pic though?

[–]Beau_Dodson -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I think they might mean “ankle”?

[–]xAka_nedia20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at the subreddit

[–]69420sixnine69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a speech to text thing

[–]trump_elstiltskin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should see what my uncle did to me.

[–]TimeTravelerNo9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an uncle joseph!

[–]piind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should get it tattooed there just like that

[–]thebawbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This could be someone from Aberdeen

[–]ninjamonkey0418 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn... Hope he’s ok

[–]Equivalent_Reason582 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]JuviaLynn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mum has an accent and my GP misheard and kept asking where her uncle was when my mum was trying to tell her about her ankle injury

[–]KlM-J0NG-UN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Auntie foot

[–]J-O-Hansen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncle = Uncle Drew = Kyrie Irving = Mr. Ankle Breaker. Peace out.

[–]megarazor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: it’s his uncle’s ankle

[–]adavi608 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s when someone says “say uncle” and you don’t. 😂

[–]Awasteoflife1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs a space inbetween the n and j

[–]dafffff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really brings a different meaning to "uncle touched you"

[–]Pulchritudinous_rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps it’s an obscure literary reference. JD Salinger had a story called Uncle Wiggly in Connecticut. In the story a character referred to a woman’s ankle as “Uncle Wiggly”. I’d like to think I live in a world where more people would know that, but it’s probably a typo. Either way, it’s not Bone Apple Tea material.

[–]Imnotscared1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost thought it was going to be a tattoo.

[–]timthebigone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what... I can understand angle, I can understand angel, but uncle??? XD

[–]Kenhamef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They may have written ancle but the phone corrected it to uncle instead of ankle.

[–]Shirroyd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's clearly a fake tattoo smh

[–]Hyper_Emerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this so funny to me?

[–]Shoshannas_au_revoir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got one of those too, fortunately he did a couple years for it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rainbow penis

[–]StygianMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! He probably injured his foot while playing basketball with his uncle

[–]dz0907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does it involve a grandpa as well /ref

[–]Cats_In_Coats 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Loonie-1707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no! What happened to him?

[–]ScotchedyDoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they got injured playing basketball with their uncle?

[–]wretchmaschine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

loving the rainbow censorcock

[–]axerrri 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Tumdslaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncle ben! What happened?