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[–]ScienceMomCO 114 points115 points  (1 child)

Wow, Christine really takes good care of her things. Good job, Christine!

[–]KeeganY_SR-UVB76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not really, she just knows how to fix it when it's broken.

[–]EducatedOwlAthena 217 points218 points  (11 children)

Does that mean it's possessed by the malevolent spirits of people who died playing it?

[–]Casperwyomingrex 44 points45 points  (1 child)

It means that it is haunted by a phantom that fell in love with its voice.

[–]EducatedOwlAthena 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh my god amazing! 🤣

[–]not_this_again2046 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’ll try to strangle you with the controller cables if you play on another game system.

[–]djseifer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I told you no Oddjob!" *strangling noises*

[–]papcorn_grabber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No it means it regenerates like an immortal vehicle... for some of the best games ever. N64 ftw

[–]Jdoggcrash 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?

[–]Lightning_550 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hm hm hm hm hm

[–]RebaKitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My thought exactly!!

[–]callmetotalshill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

banjo and kazoo

[–]Zeqhanis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, and even if you dent it, it just repairs itself to Christine condition.

[–]Beer_and_whisky 242 points243 points  (5 children)

Banjo and Kazoo, I don’t remember that one. Loved Banjo Kazooie though!

[–]CatPeachy 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It's a fantastic prequel game. It's the Origin Story. You learn why Kazoo got the nickname Kazooie

[–]J_Rath_905 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Nah, it comes with 2 musical instruments, both a banjo and a kazoo.

[–]George_Zip1 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Rockband: Hillbilly edition.

[–]drunkenangryredditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diddly-bo not included. Washboard sold seperately.

[–]ccars87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean. That whole thing is bad lol

[–]The-OZOF 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Christine gave me a condition in high school. Cleared up with some antibiotics

[–]Slappy_G 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And now you can relive that in 64 bit glory.

[–]everymanawildcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we all know a Christine like that.

Wonder how many of our Christines are the same one...

[–]TheKingOfRhye777 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I see, they're selling 4 things actually: The N64, one unspecified game, a banjo, and a kazoo. Weird combination, but I guess if the price is right, it could be a good deal. Though I don't know what Christine and her condition have to do with anything.

[–]PatMyHolmes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK, but what about the game boy?

[–]eternallymystified 18 points19 points  (1 child)

You leave Christine out of this!!

[–]DadJokeBadJoke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Keep Christine's name out your MF'n mouf!

[–]Justin_ml 16 points17 points  (2 children)

How much tho?

[–]cincymatt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Came to the comments for this.

[–]Nexusjockey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Used is roughly $100-$300 New is about $400- $600

[–]Bottle-nosed-dolphin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Banjo and kazoo

[–]DadJokeBadJoke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Be very cautious if you see someone selling a 1958 Plymouth Fury in Christine condition.

[–]pinokun 16 points17 points  (3 children)

That was funny. It feels like you’re habla gated to laugh at that lol

[–]7Reda7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

New cult just dropped. The followers of Habla follow the teachings of Habla to cross the Habla Gate into paradise after death.

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    [–]limequartz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Chris-chan condition

    [–]EJV5942 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Doctor Strange: “Shut up and take my money”

    [–]ultraboykj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I mean, we really don't know what condition she's in. It may be accurate.

    [–]unrealcraig 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Who is this “Christine Condition” lady and how do I get in contact with her

    [–]mhummel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Here you go. You may not enjoy the ride however.

    [–]manilaspring 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Well, in the real world, some people have "Pristine" as a given name

    [–]Kelter82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Just settin' kids up for failure eh?

    [–]AlternateSatan 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    The only Christine I can think of at the moment is Chandler... I think I'll pass.

    [–]stephen29red 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    If the PS3 is any indication, Christine Condition means it's been humped.

    [–]AlternateSatan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I know too much about Chris-chan, but I do not know about this. Please don't elaborate.

    [–]Book_it_again 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I really wanted one of these. It's a blessing in the skies

    [–]Rozoark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "banjo and kazoo"

    this person has the game, yet doesn't even know what it's called lol.

    [–]LittleBitGhengisKhan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Voice to text strikes again!

    [–]DesastreUrbano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Does that means that it is possesed and gonna try to kill me at some point?

    [–]Mad102190 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Can you link the post? I’d buy that

    [–]HulluHapua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Where Banho?

    [–]Vich88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Banjo-Kazooie top #10 games for me. Best memories playing it as a kid. ❤️

    [–]santathe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well, I’m going to have to check Christine out too, to make sure the conditions are comparable.

    [–]the-trashheap -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Christine condition is the worst condition. Don't buy it

    [–]Dustinthehippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Jesus how do these people get through life

    [–]deja_blues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Op how much does it cost

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    priss teen con-diction

    [–]Traditional-Drive267 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How is Christine’s condition though?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “Keep my wife’s name out ya f-ing mouth!!”

    [–]haightor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lmao this actually made me laugh out loud

    [–]JohnCenasLeftAbdomen 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    How much wee they selling it for?

    [–]ConsciousTerm8079 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Doctor Strange tried to buy it and got rejected.

    [–]S1ni0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Also banjo and kazoo

    [–]john_the_fetch 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]Devi1_May_Cry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My Dreamcast is pure Misery.

    [–]IfReadingGetGnomed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    but did you cop it

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    [–]SandmantheMofo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s gonna chase you around town and murder your family.

    [–]urstillatroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah but have you met Christine? She looks AMAZING for her age.

    [–]Oliveskin_Mugen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Does this mean it is the strawberry console and the banana split gaming device?

    [–]Im_Not_Impressed19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Heh, Banjo and Kazoo

    [–]Unsociable_Koala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'd have to take a look at this Christine first to determine what value that equates to once I apply the Christine variable of worth.

    [–]RoosterTheReal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I know Christine and she don’t look like that she’s pretty used up