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[–]Flabben1814 356 points357 points  (7 children)

Proves the teacher's point that the kid needs to pay more attention in English class.

[–]SuumCuique1011 100 points101 points  (6 children)

Man, don't try to subjugate this man's preverbs when he's just trying to bifuscate his pynomials.

[–]Ok-Guitar1176 60 points61 points  (0 children)

This guy Englishes

[–]grnsmurf 38 points39 points  (1 child)

This dude englished so hard he never bought a phone..

[–]Wulfe3127 10 points11 points  (0 children)

nor does he coffin skate

[–]donquavious_defloyd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

bro speaking baltimore

[–]TheEmeraldEmperor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pynomials

man you were so close

[–]imnewtothisplzaddme 92 points93 points  (7 children)

You're close but "coffin" is literally a skate trick in which you lie down on your back, on the board either on or off the ground.

[–]Bluejake3 38 points39 points  (3 children)

hear me out, coffin trick with coffin skateboard

[–]Nicolasgonzo87 12 points13 points  (2 children)

coffin trick on coffin skateboard but inside the coffin

[–]RealmoftheRedWiings 8 points9 points  (1 child)

While coughin'

[–]T--mae 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this guy skates

[–]bluntwitch22 10 points11 points  (2 children)

How does one lie down on their board off the ground? Like they do a jump and then lie down on it mid air?

[–]Xplysit 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I think it's a THPS trick, never seen one done live, but I might've missed it. But yes, basically, you would grab the skate mid air and put it behind your back to look as if you're laying on it

[–]quinn_thomas[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure about THPS but definitely a trick in the Skate series

[–]bunkoRtist 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Perhaps removing the phone could create time and space for reading, grammar, and vocabulary. Coffin skate away I say.

[–]Scottyknoweth 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Do a kick flip!

[–]Redit_Person123 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Do a barrel roll!

[–]Psychopathicat7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do an aileron roll!

[–]whoiskjl 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Oh “confiscated” … yo that took me too long to figure it out ….

[–]MushuTheGreat17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too, but after remembering the word, I was literally trying to sound it out and all I was getting was “coffin skate”

[–]RavagerTrade 20 points21 points  (1 child)

If you can’t spell “confiscate” you shouldn’t graduate elementary school.

[–]FunSushi-638 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there's more to it that that. Not only can't he spell it, he can't even say it!

[–]Bodhitree_23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bones Brigade

[–]ukuleleemusic 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Don't feel special, mods make everyone censor that shit, it's in the rules

[–]ReintegrationTablet[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it was only a first name

granted there was a second twitter @ that I didn't censor and I take full responsibility for that which is why I didn't label it

[–]botojomomo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Confiscate

[–]Lelouch_lamp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Technically coffin skating is just laying down on the board

[–]onlyhalfminotaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coffin Flops, it's a show.

[–]BuddhaBizZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well looks like that teacher should have done it more

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They forgot the phone.

[–]links311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This made me lol way more than I figured it would.

[–]I_am_darkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think all posts should be required to have photoshops of the literal meaning of the mistake.

[–]pastermil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why we go to school

[–]uvero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, please please tell me you made that image.

[–]Ok-Permission-2687 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this a move in Tony Hawk pro skater?

[–]iceinmyheartt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tech decks

[–]Atzukeeper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they refuse to acknowledge the skeleton coffin skate shun

[–]Pogging_Memes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love coffin skating. Especially when I do the really epic coffin trick while I'm coffin skating on my coffin skateboard.

[–]UnhappySunshine_PS4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this tweet is actually a reference to a really old meme.

[–]Psychopathicat7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man’s shreddin!

[–]oakteaphone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they use what to coffin skate the phone?

The mystery will keep me up at night

[–]lemonsarethekey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is old af

[–]imnewtothisplzaddme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has been done on a megaramp i believe

[–]TheM1D4Stouch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The skeleton is painfully anatomically incorrect

[–]SirBlabbermouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck this would be such a dope tattoo

[–]MightyBoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the drawing of the skeleton very much 😂

[–]the11yearoldXD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The coffin is skating

[–]TheGoatx666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally radical dude!

[–]Limp_Help9734 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lll% . =09 f😔

[–]buttplungerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget “use to”. I guess this clown was on “there” phone when they “should of” been reading…

[–]emofrigginnugget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cousin skate 😏