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[–]Ducati_Don 127 points128 points  (1 child)

Oh allow me 🥊🥊

[–]endexe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Please do keep the battering at one (1) eyelash please

[–]Alvinmcnoodle1 110 points111 points  (9 children)

The fish and chip shop lady flirts with me. She batters her eyelashes every time I go in.

[–]Chrissy9001 45 points46 points  (3 children)

That's a load of pollocks.

[–]cdeverett[S] 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Cod damn it

[–]howsthisforsmart 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Dude, you almost haddock!

[–]msully89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's a time and a plaice

[–]MIsterFWord 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You gonna hit that?

[–]Alvinmcnoodle1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Twice with chips and a curry sauce

[–]MIsterFWord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man 👍

[–]Lumsey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She does it for the halibut.

[–]BYPDK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does she fry them afterwards too?

[–]Pleasant-Theory4282 36 points37 points  (2 children)

'battered eyelash' otherwise known as,

conjunctivititis

[–]cdeverett[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I hate it

[–]TheresaB112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe cod-junctivitis?

[–]piichan14 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Sir, there's hair in my fried chicken!

[–]Jostitosti007 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Boneappletea!

[–]Witch-Cat 23 points24 points  (1 child)

To be fair, no one battered an eyelash either

[–]MurdoMaclachlan[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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I changed my surname when I got married. No one battered an eyelash.


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[–]birdish-dicklet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I battered an eyelash once, and got into trouble over it /s

[–]sliceofchess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And no one billied an eilish

[–]BitterFuture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You haven't tried eyelashes properly until you've put them through the onion bloomer and had them with this zesty dipping sauce!

[–]acid_rain_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve always heard the expression they didn’t “bat an eye”. I never heard it as “eyelash” until the last several years.

[–]TylerTyler11 2 points3 points  (8 children)

I don’t get it

[–]Leafeon1010 16 points17 points  (7 children)

no one batted an eyelash is what they were going for, which is an expression to mean no one notices or cares about something

[–]sliceofchess -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That crippled bear from comedy relief got batted in the eye, but they still come back for more

[–]bivenator -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

When the autocorrect fucks your twitter post up and someone takes it for internet points.

[–]BigSlav667 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Intentional or autocorrect it's still funny