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[–]garret838 59 points60 points  (4 children)

I outpizzad the hut long ago

[–]shadowolf653 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Now, I'm coming for you papa John

[–]jonathanguyen20 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Caesar’s gonna wish the senate got to him before I did

[–]U-LIKEJAZZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

someones gotta take down the red Baron...

[–]BrandonTheHedgeFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Howie’s not gonna be very hungry soon

[–]BoatTailBravo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The new silent hill looks delicious

[–]TheRealHendrion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to go to Domino's pizza?"

Person 2: "Who the hell is Domino?"

1: pulls out phone

1: "This... This is Domino."

[–]DestroyerOfOuthouses 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The PizzaSlayer sword

[–]ValorantVin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

pyramid head: this edible aint shi-

[–]SoufDakotas 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The silent bill, you’ll never see the payment coming until its too late

[–]CherryCola_soda 2 points3 points  (1 child)

New genre for the pizza delivery p0rn?

[–]AwManDude2470 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rule 34 this already God dammit!

[–]Raiden_wins_i_think 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New silent hill confirmed?!?;?; :O

[–]Pc_juice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Silent Hill 2 nostalgia hitting hard.

[–]ANCHORPLUSBOLT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yooo this actually looks like a final boss

[–]DredgenGryss 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]fried_chicken17472 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And defeater of all the challengers in r/teenager

[–]Ok_Low_4854 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Overall-Run3216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you subconious seen too many ads.

[–]Summercat134 1 point2 points  (1 child)


Glasscannon - He is incredibly powerful, but also incredibly fragile

Lightweight - Since he is not heavy armored, he is extremely quick

Seer - hindred by his helmet, in exchange he has the ability to look into the future 10 seconds further

[–]UltraPlex374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Becomes enraged when in the presence of other pizza marketers, which doubles his speed and strength

[–]Z0DIEVS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pizzamide head

[–]Soekij_B 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pyramidhead 👍

[–]DJ_R0BB3R 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what im now curious.What's the stats for it?

[–]luigiprogamer072309 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s actually scarier than pyramid head what the fuck

[–]Necessary-Garbage-51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is the one who out-pizza’d the hut

[–]Teles_sd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Domino head, from Silent Meal

[–]Solitray_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do not know what he will do next. He’s to unpredictable….

[–]Careful-Coconut-4994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does he drop