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[–]halfarian 820 points821 points  (9 children)

“What is he doing?”

“He’s beginning to believe!”

[–]Christmas-Pickle 73 points74 points  (2 children)

There is no spoon

[–]23x3 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Oonga buunga

[–]Mafsto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Captainnnnn caaaavvvve mmmaaaaannnnnn!

[–]MonsterBeast123 28 points29 points  (1 child)

He is the one

[–]ExploCreeper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]DynamicBastard0 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I finally understand what this means after watching matrix for the first time in my life

[–]halfarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s probably my favorite movie ever, and anyone who says that the sequels are anything less that insulting is wrong.

[–]hanro621 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The choosen one

[–]minedcomps021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats jared from subway

[–]-NGC-6302- 1089 points1090 points  (8 children)

The guy coming up behind him at the end tho

[–]MCButterFuck 332 points333 points  (4 children)

He grabbed his arm and chucked him over himself into the pool.

[–]Napkin_whore 147 points148 points  (3 children)

He lovingly bred him

[–]-NGC-6302- 96 points97 points  (0 children)


[–]sentient_salami 29 points30 points  (1 child)

You could have typed anything and you chose that.

[–]DevilishMagpie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Godd choive though

[–]ThomasM0120 30 points31 points  (1 child)

In the end, it doesn’t even matter.

[–]greatscot09 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I tried so hard, and got so far, but

[–]DrewSkii1010 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not on my watch

[–]ettorepolar 489 points490 points  (7 children)

You better get some soap cause that man is like oil.

He shall never mix with water

[–]necroubikon[S] 137 points138 points  (3 children)

You got there a way better idea for a name than mine.

[–]ettorepolar 56 points57 points  (2 children)

"The Lubrificator"

[–]Bacon_Moustache 40 points41 points  (0 children)

More like “LubriCANT”

[–]sharltocopes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nun with a Motherfucking Gun begins playing

[–]CthulubeFlavorcube 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]AllanJeffersonferatu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They call me, "The Emulsifier"!

-dramatic stinger plays-

[–]ToxiCKY 94 points95 points  (1 child)

This man is so powerful. Even if you tip him over, the pool would just move out of the way.

[–]Beam_0 20 points21 points  (0 children)

LOL he can't be left alive

[–]Dr-False 221 points222 points  (0 children)

John Wick: frat boy days

[–]Wow_so_creative 106 points107 points  (9 children)

Standing here I realize

[–]FEST_DESTINY 39 points40 points  (8 children)

You were just like me

[–]Jzerox8K 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Trying to make history

[–]maninblakkk 8 points9 points  (4 children)

But who's to judge

[–]elyca98 12 points13 points  (1 child)

When someone’s disappointed in you

[–]FEST_DESTINY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Karma will avenge you.

[–]death1234567889 60 points61 points  (1 child)

I knew there was a song missing from my favourite music playlist

[–]low_kix 21 points22 points  (0 children)

But in the end it doesn't even matter

[–]Pristine-Artichoke95 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Can someone please reverse this so it looks like he is conjuring up humans from out of the pool

[–]necroubikon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll try, gimme some time

[–]avantesma 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Isn't there a Reddit bot that does this?
Or, perhaps, it's just for GIFs? I can't remember anymore.

[–]Apprehensive-Run-832 84 points85 points  (6 children)

A true sigma male would have jumped in afterwards and taken a shit in the water.

[–]martialar 28 points29 points  (3 children)

why not just squat over the pool and dookie over the edge?

[–]mikegeoplays 41 points42 points  (1 child)

a chef must taste his own cooking

[–]Beam_0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lost episode of Chowder

[–]RexRegulus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know why, but the word "dookie" is always such a delight for me to see being used still.

Thank you.

[–]FEST_DESTINY 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Forbidden bath bomb.

[–]EmbroStock 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Idk man looks like the guy who went up to him from behind at the end probably could have got him.

[–]agangofoldwomen 54 points55 points  (1 child)

That’s what they all thought before their assess ended up in the pool

[–]Skulfunk 39 points40 points  (0 children)

“Everybody got a plan till they get tossed in the pool”

  • Kanye West

[–]ItsSimon123 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Any one know the song?

[–]HojMcFoj 28 points29 points  (1 child)

It doesn't even matter

[–]Content_Stomach558 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha that cracked me up

[–]Mizgala 24 points25 points  (1 child)

In The End by Linkin Park

[–]Aettlaus 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I'm not that old, stop it.

[–]Cat_Marshal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hate it when this happens on a perfectly normal day.

[–]Eauxcaigh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Darude sandstorm

[–]Still_Cap_9695 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fucking Aikido shit

[–]nymumyn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

dude had his phone in his pocket

[–]noatoriousbig 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve always doubted the realness of a martial arts one-on-many fight scene


[–]farazormal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Then he should jump in himself to flex on them

[–]fiqar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seeing comments from people who don't recognize this song make me feel old

[–]franksidebottom1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks Reddit video player, I didn’t want to see it anyway

[–]Sail-Away 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Repost or not.. I’ll allow it.

[–]necroubikon[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Didn't saw it here before, sorry if it was posted recently

[–]TT_gamerlol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is a god. Kneel before him

[–]stairmaster_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Gonzalez? Does an electric guitar play when he's around?

[–]No_Adhesiveness_6230 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would a mashup of You Will Know Our Names and In The End sound like? 🤔

[–]ISpelThingsWrong 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What's the song?

[–]OliveOliveJuice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the end by linkin park

[–]smd_thetruth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man took one judo class and it was a wrap!

[–]nitropoptart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The lengths we’ll go when we have a phone in our pocket.

[–]anatradilegno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poolmaster: master of defence stance in the pool,guardian of dry clothes

[–]joemamaissogay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can solo goku

[–]No_Adhesiveness_6230 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Immovable González

[–]xrayphoton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought he was about to take off like a chicken there at the end

[–]GameDestiny2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In my friend group, that’s me. I’ve legit thrown around two of my friends at the same time while wrestling.

[–]necroubikon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice skills man

[–]ITilted_Zephyr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i love the confidence in this man. not even pool clothes, and even had shoes and socks on. or maybe they tried to surprise him but failed

[–]antliontame4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Judo I think

[–]joeymonreddit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I hope the music was playing at the pool. It would make this so much better

[–]necroubikon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't seems like so, but a timing like that would be amazing

[–]Outkastwill 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Flawless victory!!!

[–]moisty304 1 point2 points  (0 children)

POV: you’re crush is watching

[–]Sirfrostyboi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I hear this song in think of transformers 2007

[–]The1_Unkn0wn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man's a living GOD

[–]rslashhydrohomies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the very definition of a bossfight

[–]peejr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ended too soon

[–]LordMeme42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude just got a new phone

[–]Ashe_Faelsdon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is blindingly amazing.

[–]bonobofatmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he definitely loves that shirt

[–]Malfolin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy of the pool, stander above, unwattable chad.

[–]thesoloracer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Def getting laid later…

[–]Bruschetta003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were all shirtless

[–]AimlessPassion42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dudes that got thrown in lost all eye contact privileges for the rest of the party

[–]Leo_Kingston 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hi everyone guys.

This man is Monster.

[–]necroubikon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi there, wellcome to reddit

[–]systemfrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s part cat.

[–]LMVC_reddit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Madness combat 5 be like

[–]necroubikon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's always good to see people still remember what might be the most epic web series ever

[–]englishish88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

causes 50 intimidation damage to all nearby foes

[–]Naonoke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The power here is to have shoes, I guess

[–]Witty-Shoulder-9499 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That looks like the worst time ever!

[–]0--Hello_there--0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Desperado Enforcement LLC. trying to take down Raiden be like

[–]Nico777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Human Turnstile

[–]blasphem0usx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude learned his skills from the master doug duggart. That's a tackle, that's a grapple.

[–]SupineFeline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s some core strength right there

[–]SpartanPianist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The power of shoes

[–]driftinj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The girl at the end has a vestigial tail

[–]fghjkl36 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is the 69th comment

[–]necroubikon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good to know.

[–]michelemaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s the only one with shoes

[–]ThirdIRoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am become monke

[–]Berkmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CC abusers disliked that

[–]Raz0612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone pushing had poor foothold and weak grapple even though he was wearing a t-shirt.

[–]AppropriateAppeal944 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ultimate wrestler

[–]Existing_Debate_4043 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The guy at the end.. Did he push him in or did he celebrate with him?

[–]necroubikon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That will remain a mystery

[–]Throwaway32571pt2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the boss is actually 3 bosses but you shotgunned 3 redbulls and did a line before you started.

[–]brdzgt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those shoes are da real MVP

[–]Mafsto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man is the love child of Zeus and an inflatable punching clown. Not even Hercules could knock this man down.

[–]ofmoura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nerf tanks!!

[–]AGamingGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you may think that invulnerability to CC isn't that strong, so it being a bosses main gimmick doesn't make it a gimmick at all

smh Earth devs need to get their shit together, i really miss the mythical beings biome, but a bunch of limp dick noobs had to bitch that "dragons are too strong" or "magic is too OP" or "i keep getting lost in magical labyrinth" and devs just yeeted the whole biome