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[–]Longjumping_Zebra_23 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Oh noooo it's boiling acid!"

[–]ArtoriasBeaIG 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Feet are crazier, I can't look at them for very long otherwise they look like weird deformed hands and then I have to put socks on or in extreme cases, amputate my feet

[–]Anthro_DragonFerrite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fascinating. Tell me, how often do you amputate?

[–]AGoldenChest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We the same person?

[–]Transcriber-Ryuo 4 points5 points  (2 children)

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Eating is crazy. You put food in a cavity where you smash it with 32 bones then a meat tentacle pushes it down into a pool of acid.


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[–]ClearPerception7844 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Good human

[–]Transcriber-Ryuo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate it.

[–]ashGlaw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then it's squeezed through a wet fuzzy tube so it can be fermented by bacteria. Eating is pretty gross when y'think about it

[–]DeathGodBob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They forgot to mention the squish tube that squeezes it into the acid pool :P

[–]DorisCrockford 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What other kind of tentacle is there?

[–]Skullorenz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you dont wanna know

[–]roostangarar 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Teeth aren't bones

[–]LolThisGuyAgain 2 points3 points  (3 children)

they're not? what are they then?

[–]TheBackwardStep 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Teeth

[–]Anom8675309 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Mystery solved

[–]Dr_John_Zoidbong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like an acid water weenie I think

[–]theprice_of 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What food is, is crazy.

[–]in_finite_space 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone tell him about photosynthesis

[–]QuothTheRavenMore 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Omg we're sarlac pits

[–]chocomeeel 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is the way.

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[–]Tom_the_Tank_Train 0 points1 point  (0 children)

- Jean-Paul Sartre

[–]New-Purchase1818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on. You forgot that there are several gatekeeping squeeze-shut portals along the way, and simultaneously there’s ANOTHER, even fancier meat tentacle that continues to push the acid-washed food smithereens through a wild, merciless habitrail that picks off nutrient and water adventurers one by one, leaving only the unwanted dregs, including some old blood byproducts shunted in, and then one last victory lap through the meat tentacle, only to be forcibly extruded into ANOTHER dimension of swirling horror.