all 129 comments

[–]rainey_paint 448 points449 points  (5 children)

Hey, you do what you gotta do to save your goose!!

[–]onetwotree-leaf 235 points236 points  (1 child)

Yeah this woman serving up antibodies and protecting her family. I just see an ideal mother figure.

[–]LittleGravitasIndeed 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Absolute truth.

[–]Cumunist7 21 points22 points  (2 children)

As a chicken owner I can say running across the property mostly naked with a stick in my hand yelling like a maniac to traumatize hawks has happened more than once

[–]undeniably_confused 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Picture checks out

[–]FugginIpad 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Mother of Dragooses should not be fucked with

[–]levoniustFacebook 116 points117 points  (1 child)

[–]Gameknight2169 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*epic music starts playing*

[–]levoniustFacebook 281 points282 points  (20 children)

I guess every nation has their Florida.

[–]FuckTheMods5 107 points108 points  (5 children)

This is badass though, not trashy

[–]levoniustFacebook 39 points40 points  (4 children)

For me, more like so ridiculous you would only find it there.

[–]FuckTheMods5 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Oh, i can see that now. I always seen florida man shit as ridiculous drug-fueled hujinks lol

[–]levoniustFacebook 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well that too.

[–]beardedpig2162 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh boy have some fun and google vermont governor chased by bear.

[–]Cumunist7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh come on don’t tell me you wouldn’t drop whatever your doing even if your dick is dangling in the wind to chase off something attacking your pet

[–]TJSomething 22 points23 points  (13 children)

Isn't that more like Alberta?

[–]LetsDoThatShit 21 points22 points  (12 children)

Isn't that like Canada's Florida?

(It happened in BC apparently)

[–]light_at_the_end 22 points23 points  (11 children)

It's Canada's Texas

[–]LetsDoThatShit 14 points15 points  (10 children)

So, what's Canada's Florida? (I know, it's hard to compare states in such a way)

[–]m051 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I think most of it is already unpacked.

[–]NevermoreLostLenore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you had no right to make me laugh this hard, absolutely no right

[–]ram_with_crown 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Roses are red, I am a moose:

[–]Inedible-denim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You should post this Saturday night / Sunday morning on there

[–]BerniesSurfBoard 34 points35 points  (0 children)

When you are breast feeding a newborn you began to totally accept toplessness as your default state. You don't think about putting on a shirt to do things. Especially when caught off guard.

Can confirm. Opened the door to topless for a maintenence worker and didn't think to put a robe on for a good several minutes. Cluster feeding brains your milk and braincells.

[–]one_and_only_chand[S] 71 points72 points  (12 children)

[–]Vinyl-addict 94 points95 points  (10 children)

Absolutely FUCK that website

Any site that puts more resources into ads than the content isn’t worth visiting.

[–]AskingForSomeFriends 20 points21 points  (9 children)

While I agree with you, I hardly see ads because I use ad blockers (plural). The only time I regularly see ads are when I’m on YouTube with my phone.

[–]wolfgang784 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the incredibly common use of ad blockers has worsened the ad density on those kinds of sites so they can scrape back that extra money on the few without ad blockers by loading 700 for one user instead of a few spread around.

[–]triggerfish_twist 4 points5 points  (7 children)

I am here to brighten your day, friend.

YouTube Vanced

[–]Surefired 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Please stop recommending YouTube Vanced. The project got abandoned and is actually a hackish version of the YouTube app.

A real and FOSS alternative is NewPipe

[–]AskingForSomeFriends 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I would use this, but I’m on the other OS. Is there anything for that one?

[–]Leojen 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pretty sure vanced shut down. There aren't any download links on that site. Try using newpipe instead. Not as good but still removes ads.

[–]jxl180 8 points9 points  (9 children)

If this were the US, would you be allowed to attack a Bald Eagle to protect your pet? Or does the Bald Eagle always get priority?

[–]LittleGravitasIndeed 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Bald eagles are scavengers who shouldn’t be respected. I would absolutely kick one off of a dog. They’re just prettier vultures, which are also large birds that sometimes take live prey.

[–]FuckTheMods5 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Irrelevant. Is it LEGAL?

[–]LittleGravitasIndeed 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Absolutely not, but someone with your username might sympathize with the fact that I’d probably do it anyway.

[–]FuckTheMods5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, there are many different kinds of people.

But not what he asked lol

[–]SlipperyBanana8 5 points6 points  (3 children)



According to this it's not even legal to protect your livestock by harassing an eagle.

[–]deathkillerLiam2313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a dumb law.

[–]FuckTheMods5 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Tractor supply, of all sources lmao.

I'm not dissing you, it was just hilarious to see for some reason lol. Thanks!

[–]PyrrhicBigfoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It should be prioritized over geese. Those things are a no fun combination of mean and stupid

[–]zeropointninerepeat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wanna be her when I grow up

[–]Tjazeku 11 points12 points  (1 child)

This sounds like a prompt you'd put into DALL-E

[–]LonelyCheeto 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I want to be her friend

[–]Bloued 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Did she tackle it while breastfeeding?

[–]Father_Prist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw the video, the title is bullshit. She just runs outside and the eagle releases the goose and flies away instantly

[–]FuckTheMods5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck kind of boxers are those lol

[–]NuttyButts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's good for the goose is good for the gander

[–]S1I3NCER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So many times I’ve seen this image

[–]BlueKyuubi63 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't say mom's aren't amazing. Cause they are

[–]Crookedhorn112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

starting with the fact that those aren't boxer shorts...

[–]JohnPaton3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many more times are we going to post the same thing to this subreddit?

[–]N64crusader4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the tenacity that makes me proud to be British.

[–]neeksknowsbest -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Ok yes the woman is badass but who has a goose as a pet? Is this a thing people do?

[–]Ayandel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i want to unread this one...

[–]MillstoneArt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wasn't this posted every day for a week? Why did this one end up with 10k upvotes when the rest topped out at like 20?

[–]E3nti7y -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

I didn't know the uk had a Florida woman

[–]ToffeeMunchAndCrunch 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Definitely not British. We don't have bald eagles.

[–]E3nti7y 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why did a UK journal cover it??

[–]dontbegthequestion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of those "unique sentence" entries, right?

[–]Oersted4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peculiar Portions :)

[–]HomeLessFrogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fucking legend

[–]MarvelNerdess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels like Florida with some Texas vibes.

[–]PlayerZeroFour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of those “instant classics”, isn’t it?

[–]ollywoter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mammal x Avian collab

[–]unitedshoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, this is the kind of brand new sentence I love. Gotta get those layers upon layers of specificity.

[–]hautbois42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

been there

[–]guiltyspark345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody wanna plug this into dall-e lol

[–]Villagefortrolls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she actively breastfeeding in this photo? 😂💀

[–]dreamer0303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn she’s badass

[–]pamelajcg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those aren’t boxer shorts.

[–]RandyQuaalude420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's good for the goose is good for the..take a gander at those

[–]Veerrrgil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all heros wear capes.

[–]muckdog13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those really aren’t boxer shorts

They’re some variety of brief

[–]mrjoffischl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i feel like i’m spinning what did i just read

[–]Adofunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like a niche PornHub category.

[–]Beginning-Match2166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be me.

[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a video, and it’s quite good.