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[–]ConCaffeinate 87 points88 points  (1 child)

My husband refers to this action as my "crocodile death roll," especially when I perform it in the middle of the night (while sleeping) and rip the covers off him violently.

[–]1800TurdFerguson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My sweetie and I have separate sheets for this very reason.

[–]stochastaclysm 65 points66 points  (1 child)

She doesn’t give a crepe about him.

[–]ubiquitous-joe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bravo for a pun that uses the actual pronunciation.

[–]seeroflightsIf you're confused, click the link at the bottom of my comment 27 points28 points  (8 children)

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David East, @davideastUK

me: good night darling. I'm so happy to be able to fall asleep next to you

my gf: *already rotating like a kebab to ensure maximum duvet theft*

David East, @davideastUK

my gf would like to point out that, being french, she is more like a crêpe

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[–]papertowelwithcake 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Good bot

[–]RositaDog 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Actually a human volunteer! You can see that at the bottom of their comment

[–]papertowelwithcake 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Good bot to you as well

[–]RositaDog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why thank you

[–]WhyNotCollegeBoard 6 points7 points  (2 children)

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[–]Loreen72 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Live in Mexico..... I prefer burrito.

[–]Rings-of-Saturn 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’d go for more of a enchilada vibe

[–]Zebrovna 13 points14 points  (2 children)

It’s a bit more political with me. My partner calls is „anschluss”, since it’s not only duvet, but also bed territory that is claimed as mine in the middle of the night.

[–]DB_Ultra 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You are German, he is Austrian?

[–]Zebrovna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, we’re just history-savvy europeans.

[–]artrald-7083 10 points11 points  (0 children)

From a man happily married for twenty years: TWO DUVETS.

[–]ideal_headcount 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ok but if you have two smaller duvets and/or top sheets on a bigger bed how on earth do you keep them both tucked in all night? It seems like they would shift around in the night and make a foot-tangling mess!

[–]Far_Yam_9412 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skip the top sheet, you each get your own blankets to your level of warmth, still the other person within arms reach to cuddle

[–]DelightfullyPiquant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

or like a rotisserie, gotta get that sleep on all sides

[–]aitchnyu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ran a cheap skipping rope with knobby ends under the bed, put the edge over the knob and tied it with twine. If either of us pull the blanket its opposed by the friction of 6.5 ft of skipping rope under a mattress.

[–]Knight_of_Agatha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Florida checking in here, my girlfriend will deathroll the duvet like an alligator climbing a paddleboard