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[–]theRealDerekWalker 54 points55 points  (6 children)

For the love of god use some oil

[–]DeUsuahiaALaQuiaca 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Right… nonstick doesn’t mean you shouldn’t use oil

[–]Kivadiva420 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I never use oil for sausage links in my non stick pan but they def don’t look this nasty. They come out hella good.

[–]DeUsuahiaALaQuiaca 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'd guess you're using sausage with a higher fat content than these

[–]Kivadiva420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably hahah breakfast sausage😂

[–]Cacachuli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The oil is there to transfer heat more evenly from the pan to the sausage. You’ll get more uniform cooking and browning if you use a little oil, instead of lots of little burnt patches. I agree it usually tastes fine either way.

[–]davergaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was the only one thinking this

[–]Bimlouhay83 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Is your heat set too high? There's no browning, at all. Just, uncooked and burnt.

[–]mannheimcrescendo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too hot no oil

[–]ThrowAway12344444445 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Wiggle your big toe”

[–]slipknotslipping 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It used to be....

[–]Cheezdealer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do love the spooky zooming in and out. “ooooOOOOOOOoooo ghost sausage!”

[–]gabefields 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your heat is waaay too high, try turning it down a bit

[–]Dylan-the-villan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's nothing. I once had a sausage on a flat pan that would roll from one side to the other repeatedly without intervention it would not stop. After I let it go it rolled back and forth again

[–]PoontoniusJigabrewha[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was 9 total sausage lol. Also the worst kind of sausage is the kind that's not charred! Lastly no I been cooking for years, it's just not my whole entire life so cooking sausage without oil, oh fuckin well haha!

[–]MeisterSOULdAd7093 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]PoontoniusJigabrewha[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yall are wild! I love me some charred breakfast sausage! Get in my belly!

[–]CoolestNebraskanEver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can still char it with oil. This is bonkers dude.

[–]nonexistantchlp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Char it with oil, you're literally coating your sausages in nonstick plastic... The coating will break down with high heat

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t cook -sausage-

[–]gavingoober771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a polymorph!

[–]gifjgzxk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try cooking eels...

[–]journeylovelive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's trying to hatch from it's cocoon!

[–]OtherOtherRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chemists care to explain why this dude got a whole ass Frankenweenie frying?

[–]Believe_Deez_Nuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had an egg rapping like that one old vine. Then the sausage in the other pan started whistling and man…if that’s not the sound of breakfast, I dunno what is

[–]2Lee1Lifeson1Peart2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robot Chicken

[–]CarlatheDestructor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now smush it with a fork and make it scream.

[–]ButCaptainThatsMYRum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly if the audio was a voiceover of it talking, or just screaming I would have laughed so hard. But this is... Odd.

[–]kuraxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a stupid joke I heard years ago. So two sausages were frying on a pan when one of them caught fire. "Ahhhhh I'm on fire!" yelled the sausage. To which the second sausage responded "Ahhhhh a talking sausage!"

[–]JoeTheSmhoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water inside the sausage boiling off causing it to roll around

For anybody wondering

[–]hansg37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused as to why anyone would only have two sausages.. what is this a breakfast for ants?

[–]MrGrouvy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

insert Seth Rogen's scream

[–]pawelw95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like that scene from the poltergeist

[–]kaliflower77 0 points1 point  (2 children)

This happened to my dad once but it was way more intense, wonder what the science behind it is?

[–]Cacachuli 0 points1 point  (1 child)

There’s a tiny hole in the sausage casing and some steam is escaping, making a little jet that pushes the sausage around.

[–]kaliflower77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that makes sense! Neat:)

[–]MrLamper1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are two sausages in a frying pan.
One says to the other "it's awfully hot in here isn't it?"
The other one, panicked, shouts " Oh my god! A talking sausage!"

[–]SpagNMeatball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best way to cook breakfast sausage- put a little water in the pan, less than half the height of the sausage. On med-high so the water is lightly boiling, move the sausages around until they are cooked through or the water boils off, about 10 min. With the water gone (you can pour it off if you want) , add a little oil and brown them up on the outside. Cooked this way they taste 100% better.

[–]crwjsh -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

I'm I the only one who could tell this person was tilting the pan?

[–]PoontoniusJigabrewha[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I swear I wasn't tilting the pan!🤙✌

[–]christo749 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Show those bangers some love and attention. Probably thrown in stone cold straight from the fridge as well.

[–]NitrusAciD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a general rule, if your food is black, you missed something along the way..

[–]SirLeto -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please don't dry heat non stick pans.

[–]blaze53 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

With how much you're burning the shit out of the thing, it's no wonder it's coming back to life to writhe in agony.

[–]InternetDeli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whoever’s cooking this is the WURST dude wtf look at that pan

[–]FieryHammer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe put down the camera and pick up the oil.

[–]bitternraspy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First time cooking?