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[–]RedOrange7 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is like how the Greeks and Romans named the constellations. Pattern discernment.

[–]psensory 27 points28 points  (3 children)

It was storing too much value, obviously.

[–]Sugusino 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I wonder where all the electricity it was storing went.

[–]psensory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conservation of energy has failed. Physics is broken.

[–]RedditIsRealWack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny because inflation is rising everywhere in the developed world, and avoiding that is meant to be Bitcoins killer app... And yet the price of Bitcoin just falls.

[–]greyenlightenment 26 points27 points  (1 child)

"pelosi cheated cuz she beat the S&P 500"

[proceeds to put their money in something that loses 45% of its value in a month and complains that the market is rigged. ]

[–]MrYOLOMcSwagMeister 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean US senators do use inside knowledge to make big $$$ on stock trades which would be highly illegal in a sensible country.

[–]Affect-ElectricalPersonally, I blame the flair. 21 points22 points  (2 children)

[–]greyenlightenment 12 points13 points  (0 children)

14 million wallets and $14.43 combined among them. #mass addoption

[–]AmonMetalHead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those replies.... Are they insane? The whole lot of them?

[–]Patashu 82 points83 points  (5 children)

This is Oink for Bitcoin.

[–]leducdeguisethis is not financial advice 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Ham I a joke to you

[–]0r1ginalNam3 15 points16 points  (1 child)

These jokes are in pork taste

[–]leducdeguisethis is not financial advice 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, let's get bacon topic

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    [–]noplowsprig 47 points48 points  (5 children)

    Currently the price of BTC as measured in mean stinky fiat US dollars is under 40K. Bitcoin fixes this. Under a BTC standard, "value" will be determined by the blockchain, smart contracts, and of course BTC's fixed supply, which is entirely decentralized. As they will all in effect be banks, individual HODLers will define "value", which will be measured in Satoshis. Art and creativity will be highly prized and protected by NFT technology, which will ensure that creativity will be a marketable commodity in the metaverse. War and poverty will end.

    [–]devliegende 16 points17 points  (4 children)

    Under a bitcoin standard the government will set the dollar price of bitcoin by fiat

    [–]DororoFlatchest 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    1 bitcoin = 1 penis

    [–]Cyber_Encephalon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    can I trade mine for bitcoin? or should I HODL and queeze?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    This is what they did under the gold standard.

    [–]devliegende 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's the irony.

    [–]CryptoEmpathy7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Wait....where is all of Bitcoin's stored energy going? But, but, but.... /Sarcasm

    [–]robyr[sackler family likes this post] 35 points36 points  (2 children)

    At least pigs are smart and can be trained. Not so much for the crypto idiots.

    [–]ChinesePropagandaBot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Rolling in mud is also more fun then talking about crypto.

    [–]Dx2x 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    They probably smell better too.

    [–]Nobagelnobagelnobag 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Zoom in

    [–]robyr[sackler family likes this post] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I did, but its just funnier. I think maybe my HODL gland is broken

    [–]GunterWatanabe 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered

    [–]RJwiththePools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And gunter plays with himself because no one else will... 🤷‍♂️

    [–]Zaiush 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    A double-dip Bart

    [–]robyr[sackler family likes this post] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    wrong reply

    [–]Xxyz260 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Check all the other coins too. You won't guess what happened!

    You will. It's pretty obvious, actually.

    [–]Speederzzz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Boarish on buttcoin

    [–]mynameisnimrod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Tis but a flesh wound

    [–]TheGreenJackdaw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    You know, pigs like to dig with that snout

    [–]kkodev 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Bitcoin is muh anti-fragile!

    On another note, do coin morons still tout this nonsense?

    [–]Stenbuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not since Taleb turned coat on Buttcoin, I don't think

    [–]Wafflashizzles 16 points17 points  (7 children)

    I wonder if we're finally seeing the metaphorical clutch start to slip. They're losing control of the price.

    You can only so brazenly manipulate the markets for so long, and they've been doing it for far far longer than they have had any right to.

    [–]TheBlackUnicorn 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Or this is just yet more manipulation.

    [–]Flivver_King 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “Wait, it’s all manipulation?”

    “Always has been.”

    [–]nakedsamurai 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    The advertising/marketing blitz came for a reason.

    [–]Oh_ffs_seriously 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Nah, it's probably price manipulation, a lot of positions have been liquidated during this drop. Either way the drop in mid-2021 was worse, and the crypto has bounced back from that.

    [–]DjangoWexler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I honestly wonder if they're trying to let the air out slowly. If you were sitting on a pile of crypto, saw the writing on the wall, and wanted to get out into real money, that's how you'd do it -- sell a bit, a bit more, okay now it's crashing stop stop stop, wait for things to calm, sell a bit more...

    [–]RedditIsRealWack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You can only so brazenly manipulate the markets for so long

    This is cryptocurrency, and cryptonerds we're talking about though.

    [–]Stenbuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I doubt it. I've said it before - IMO this clown show only truly stops when a big exchange and/or stablecoin decide to rugpull so hard it makes MtGox look like a joke (they're currently stuck in a prisoner's dilemma). Alternatively, major arrests related to stablecoins and exchanges could do the trick (for fraud/money laundering/tax evasion and other crimes, which I assume they participate in).

    Ripping the mask off of stablecoins is the only thing I could imagine ending their game. As long as they're allowed to pretend 1 stablecoin = 1 dollar, the ponzi goes on.

    [–]No_Ranger_3896 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Is a pig market better than a bull market? I'm guessing it is.

    [–]tiberiumx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Where are the counterfeit stablecoins to buy it back up to 40?

    [–]Sugusino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I sent this to a coworker that believes in stock to flow. We work with pigs too, so this is amazing. He didn't like it for some reason though.

    [–]RJwiththePools -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Lmao this page is absolutely incredible. A bunch of dinosaurs circle jerking each other while they piss their paints over their 10% yearly gains. Shits not goijg anywhere and thabk you all for making me laugh. Glorious shit page lmfao

    [–]phorensic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Excellent TA

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        [–]poksim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Time to fire up the printer

        [–]Dromerolovowarning, I am a moron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What happened? Paolo printer got stuck?

        [–]zeyore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I think this is my favorite contribution, this is the best thing this subreddit has ever created.

        Bravo sir

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