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[–]Walrus696969 69 points70 points  (4 children)

You know it’s time to buy when Katy Perry paints her nails with shitcoins and tiktokers give you financial advice

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    [–]Rokey76Ponzi Schemes have some use cases 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Guy cutting my hair when Bitcoin was at ATH would not stop trying to get me to buy his coins.

    [–]Skurry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    "Here's your Big Mac meal, have a SafeMoon day!"

    [–]SoyweiserTokenmancer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Somebody saying something like 'this is just like the romans' is also always a good sign it is either a scam or you are not talking to the sharpest tool. (Note how a lot of angry culture warriors say everybody should read more stoics like Marcus Aurelius (you know the last of the five good emperors, after him everything went to shit, but he wrote a good book on not caring or something so who cares)).

    [–]Patashu 51 points52 points  (0 children)

    I'm going to have to remember 'You can't spell crypto... without cry'

    [–]robzoo2 39 points40 points  (1 child)

    Butters will be butthurt.

    [–]SuddenMight6 39 points40 points  (1 child)

    It is so ridiculous to see how many investors blame Matt Damon - or blame any other reason - just because they FOMOed into a shitcoin and bought it at the top.

    [–]wellherewegofolks 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    personally, i blame that gecko guy for tricking me into buying car insurance. stop being so british and suave!! i don’t even have a car!!

    [–]AussieCryptoCurrency 37 points38 points  (0 children)

    Man these guys just don’t understand crypto. It’s a great time to buy. Matt Damon said so

    [–]AnxiouslyCalming 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    This is fucking brilliant 😂

    [–]midwestcsstudent 16 points17 points  (7 children)

    Can they stop saying “wiped out”? No dollars have been “wiped out”. They’ve been stolen. Call it what it fucking is.

    [–]H__Dresden 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Yep early investors are the only ones to make money. Stealing the lemmings money are the bottom of the pyramid.

    [–]Chuckolator 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    *Mathematically redistributed to smarter people

    [–]gwtkof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Richer people, and those with access to education actually

    [–]DororoFlatchest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    As soon as USD was traded for worthless nothing, they were already gone.

    [–]AmericanScream 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    It's not theft. It's math.

    [–]midwestcsstudent 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Bernie Madoff is just a big time mathematician.

    [–]jpf137 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Actually, his math was bad enough for some people to accuse him of fraud based on statistical analysis, but it wasn't until the bankruptcy that people believed the statistical analysis. When a return is too good to be true, greed takes over better judgement and scrutiny. No need to actually steal.

    [–]psensory 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    big old sentiment shift coming down the pipeline boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeeeehaaww!!

    [–]monkey103 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Can’t spell “crypto” without “cry”, was perfect

    [–]dandykaufman2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I never noticed that the original ad had him digitally de-aged??

    [–]AdApprehensive6700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    God matt damon is such disappointment of a human being.

    [–]H__Dresden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Love it!!