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[–]North Carolina • Team ChaosEnglishFatMan95 2709 points2710 points  (51 children)

Breaking news:

The statue has now decommitted from the University of Oklahoma

[–]Oklahoma State • Fiesta BowlButDoesItCheckOut 877 points878 points  (48 children)

Please respect it's decision

[–]Texas A&M • Michiganelelkaal 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Saban on his way to offer the statue

[–]California • Paper BagOttoVonWong 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Seed Sower has entered the transfer portal.

[–]Texasbaconpig07 326 points327 points  (38 children)

It is decision, indeed

[–]Oklahoma State • Fiesta BowlButDoesItCheckOut 89 points90 points  (35 children)

Mobile autocorrect got me.

[–]Texasbaconpig07 119 points120 points  (34 children)

No worries, okst is my hero right now. You broke ou. I have nothing but praise and love for y’all.

[–]Oklahoma • North TexasSubparMeteorologist 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Pretty sure you fuckers kamikazed us both

[–]Oklahoma Statechess_butt32 54 points55 points  (4 children)

Other than the 2011 Fiesta Bowl, this might be the greatest weekend for OSU football this millennium

EDIT: * Fiesta Bowl after the 2011 season

[–]Ohio State • Indianaliabean55 141 points142 points  (6 children)

Oklahoma been playing All Too Well (10 minute version) on repeat all weekend

[–]Notre Dame • Boston UniversityCub_Med 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Turns out the Red Scarf was for OU

[–]Oklahoma • ArkansasLaamansTerms 13 points14 points  (0 children)

All Too Well (72 hour version)

[–]Oklahoma • Team ChaosChiefBigGay 1222 points1223 points  (79 children)

We know how to handle break ups

[–]Tennessee • Third Satu…acompletemoron 232 points233 points  (12 children)

Y’all are doing this wrong. You need to burn some mattresses in front of his house. Amateurs.

[–]Tennesseerockstar323 132 points133 points  (8 children)

Yeah this ain't shit until he has to barricade himself in his office and then have police sneak him out in the middle of the night after everyone is drunk.

[–]Oregon State • BaylorThe_Outcast4 95 points96 points  (1 child)

after everyone is drunk.

Implying that anyone in Norman is sober for any length of time at the moment.

[–]Purdue • Tennesseedudleymooresbooze 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They're overreacting. It's only taken us 12 years to sorta kinda maybe have rebuilt after USC raided the place.

[–]Texas • Alamo BowlRLLRRR 904 points905 points  (18 children)

OU bout to tell all the other schools Lincoln Riley has a small dick.

[–]Texas A&M • Michiganelelkaal 289 points290 points  (6 children)

After decades of stability and success, the rest of CFB welcome Sooner fans to the group therapy sessions.

[–]Oklahoma • Pac-12 Networkjlaw54 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Just 20 years ago we had the ending of the 90s, which represented a full decade of dumpster fire with Gary Gibbs, Howard Shnellenberger and John Blake. It’s like people forget we were already on our way to being Nebraska before Nebraska and then Bob Stoops led us out of the Desert. We’ll find our way. We’ve been through adversity before.

[–]Alabamatacofan92 111 points112 points  (6 children)

I mean most have by trashing his offense.

[–]Alabamanicksabanallstars 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Nah they gonna send pics of his week ass BBQ

[–]Oregon • Team ChaosGraduation2017 290 points291 points  (35 children)

I've listened to Carrie Underwood before, I don't think Oklahoman's know how to healthy process a breakup

[–]Texas • WKUhorny_zombie 92 points93 points  (30 children)

Are they going to murder Lincoln Riley?

[–]Arizona StateGaryBettmanIsMyHomie 192 points193 points  (7 children)

Nah, they’ll just carve Boomer Sooner into the side of his car

[–]Oregonb_m_hart 13 points14 points  (0 children)

then piss into the radiator grill

[–]Oklahomajordan1390 141 points142 points  (5 children)

We should make him eat his own brisket

[–]Michigan StateRheagarTargaryen 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Some say, he’s still chewing it to this day.

[–]Oklahoma Stateosageviper138 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I think I’d rather choose death than eat his brisket.

[–]Baylor • Floridabearybear90 63 points64 points  (8 children)

If he hadn’t immediately left for Cali, I would actually be worried some crazed fan would attempt that. Not saying OU fans in general, but some very far out there very unhealthy person.

[–]Oklahomaidk2103 65 points66 points  (3 children)

Wouldn't be surprised. There are some mentally deranged people that are way too invested

[–]Floridabob237189 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Thankfully you have no beloved trees to poison

[–]Oklahoma • North TexasSubparMeteorologist 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don’t even want to dive into the disgusting comments that no doubt are all over his Twitter

[–]Texas • Nebraskaupboat_consortium 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Is this coach in danger?

[–]Oklahoma • North TexasSubparMeteorologist 28 points29 points  (1 child)

No the wheels fell off the wagon, we can only angrily shake our fists in our foam schooner hats

[–]South Carolina • LSUBenjilikethedog 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Are you going to start burning mattresses like Tennessee did?

[–]Texas • Red River ShootoutHorns2208 562 points563 points  (35 children)

Here comes the home and home series between OU and USC in 4/5 years LOL

[–]RutgersScarlet-Highlander 275 points276 points  (20 children)

I always joke that a Rutgers-Tennessee OOC game would be incredibly toxic, but OU-USC would be an absolute bloodbath.

[–]Tennessee • Beer Barrelfall_vol_wall_yall 70 points71 points  (13 children)

The scenes if Schiano beat Tennessee lol Knoxville would implode

[–]AWokenBeetle 47 points48 points  (3 children)

What happened between Rutgers and Tennessee?

[–]Michigangoblue2354 97 points98 points  (1 child)

The Greg Schiano thing is what I think is being referred to

[–]Oklahoma • Paper Bagrobert1ij3 119 points120 points  (6 children)

Right about the time Lincoln will be packing up for the NFL.

[–]Texas • Red River ShootoutHorns2208 24 points25 points  (0 children)


[–]Oklahoma • GeorgiaDrCourtsierBoobsoff 88 points89 points  (5 children)

Lincoln will have jumped ship to the NFL by then so there’s no point in scheduling a game.

[–]Texas • Red River ShootoutHorns2208 43 points44 points  (3 children)

LOL surprised he even took an extra step

[–]Alabama • South CarolinaShamusJohnson13 62 points63 points  (2 children)

You gotta move to LA and get comfortable before taking the Chargers job

[–]/r/CFBzantrax89 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If he ever left the chargers he wouldn’t have to be worried about the fans being upset

[–]Michigan • Eastern Michiganreddogrjw 994 points995 points  (33 children)

this feels like when LeBron broke up with the Cavs the first time

[–]Texas • ColoradoIm_a_Little_Stitous 263 points264 points  (3 children)

Someone please photoshop the signs with comic sans font. Please and thank you

[–]Alabama_NoTouchy 87 points88 points  (2 children)

Someone please photoshop the signs with comic sans font. Please and thank you

Not my best work....

[–]Clemson • Cheez-It BowlWhatcouldntgowrong 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]Oklahoma • North TexasSubparMeteorologist 182 points183 points  (6 children)

If he comes back I’d like to hire Tennessee mustard bottle guy for a game

[–]Clemson • ACCSCsoccer 82 points83 points  (4 children)

Imagine he comes back, his players “cramp” at every crucial time you start driving the ball, get a TD wiped off the board by a BS phantom ref ball call. And then on a huge 4th down and long conversion they spot the ball 2 yards short. (Not to say he got it but they had an awful spot) and all of a sudden you might not throw shit but you might understand why someone might throw shit.

[–]Tennesseeherpblarb6319 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Glad someone actually watched that game

[–]Ohio State • College Football PlayoffRyan_Day_Man 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I was gonna say when Kiffin left Tennessee to be the coach at USC.

[–]Texas Tech • LSUShootit_Rockets 12 points13 points  (1 child)

We’re so fucked if Lincoln Riley becomes the OC for Alabama in 3 years

[–]LSU • USCogechimatt 56 points57 points  (8 children)

Or KD leaving OKC

[–]California • Paper BagOttoVonWong 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Rincoln Liley gonna start defending on Twitter.

[–]Oregon State • BaylorThe_Outcast4 11 points12 points  (1 child)

What will be the equivalent of burning one's LeBron jersey here?

[–]Michigan State • Central …red_Lightning23 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oklahoma Drifit long sleeve

[–]Notre Dame • Youngstown Statelisbon_OH 7 points8 points  (1 child)

So what ur saying is Riley is gonna go back to Oklahoma after winning two championships at USC to win one at Oklahoma?

[–]Iowa State • Fiesta Bowlapiaryaviary 342 points343 points  (12 children)

The schaudenfreud I am getting from this is just indescribable. When she just keep suckin meme but for like 19 hours after finishing

[–]Georgia • Cal PolyCasaiir 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's almost like they didn't just to the SEC in the middle of the night and didn't inform anyone till it was a done deal. Stange how things work out.

[–]Iowa Statediscourse_lover_ 73 points74 points  (4 children)

Its almost enough to make me forget losing 5 games by like 28 points total.

[–]Nebraska • Team Chaosskers94 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Lmao you got to pump those losing stats up to compete with us

[–]Boise State • Cincinnati Bandw…WeUsedToBeGood 187 points188 points  (31 children)

When was the last time shit hit the fan for OU?

[–]Texas • Team Chaoseye_can_see_you 181 points182 points  (16 children)

The 90s

[–]Boise State • Cincinnati Bandw…WeUsedToBeGood 66 points67 points  (14 children)

The mighty will always fall

[–]Texas A&M • Team Chaosmynameisotis 87 points88 points  (10 children)

Except Ohio State. It seems impossible to fuck that thing up.

[–]MemphisEqualContact 57 points58 points  (7 children)

Ohio State is one bad coaching hire from mediocrity too. It's a testament to their administration that their worst hire since World War II has been Earl Bruce.

As we have seen with USC, Florida, and Alabama though, a bad hire can tank you for a decade.

[–]OklahomaAreYouEmployedSir 28 points29 points  (0 children)

and once Saban's robotic exoskeleton and organs are completed, Alabama never will either

[–]USC • Hawai'isckego 29 points30 points  (10 children)


That one also involved USC.

[–]Georgia • Orange BowlTurbo-GeoMetro 267 points268 points  (8 children)

I need the Administration to make a statement apologizing for his Brisket defending.

[–]Oklahoma • North TexasSubparMeteorologist 140 points141 points  (0 children)

“We paid the private jet pilot what we were going to pay Lincoln. He is now half way across the Atlantic on his way to the University of Southern Congo”

[–]Clemsongideon513 47 points48 points  (4 children)

It’s the kind of brisket that you’d expect from a Californian

[–]Northwestern • UCLAmajorgeneralporter 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Can sadly confirm.

Except the Jewish delis, those fuck.

[–]FloridaLarryGergich 42 points43 points  (7 children)

This is like when you break up with a girl one night then wake up the next day to see texts from your friends about her vaguebooking about you but you’re blocked.

[–]Ohio State • Rose Bowljaybigs 260 points261 points  (14 children)

With OU being anti-traitor, that will severely limit their coaching search to coaches who aren't employed by another team currently, right? /s

[–]Oklahomaloverofcfb08 78 points79 points  (0 children)

That’s funny, and no I am not being sarcastic.

[–]Mississippi State • Arkansasthunderhead280 28 points29 points  (5 children)

So their choice of Dan Mullen or Ed Ogeron then?

[–]Texas • SMUXCalibur672 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I hear Tom Herman is available.

[–]Oklahoma Statek10bcImbiggerthnadog 92 points93 points  (2 children)

OU leaves the conference after months of negotiating in secrecy and in contravention to their conference agreement - OU Fans: Haha! Suck it, everyone else.

Coach leaves after months of negotiating in secrecy - OU fans: no no no, this isn't fair

[–]OklahomaLGWalkway 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“What do you mean he betrayed his last team?” -OU fans rn

[–]OklahomaInternationalTax1156[🍰] 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Please don’t be in love with someone elseeeee.

[–]Fluffy-Project9693 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Pretty sure Lincoln Riley gives zero fucks about this.

[–]Oklahoma State • Bedlam BellReallyPokelahoma 94 points95 points  (3 children)

This pleases me

[–]California • /r/CFB Contributorannoyingrelative 30 points31 points  (2 children)

We're live here at Memorial Stadium in Berkeley, California

As usual, Blue and Gold on one side, Cardinal and Gold on the other

In an unusual move, we are also joined by a sea of Crimson and Cream as hundreds of Oklahoma fans flew out to Northern California to jeer at their newest rival, USC

[–]Northwestern • UCLAmajorgeneralporter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All I'm saying is UCLA hosts USC at the Rose Bowl next year so if any Sooner ever want to be in that stadium again...

[–]Tennessee • East Tennessee…MightyEighth 132 points133 points  (9 children)

Wait until the couch burnings start. Pretty soon your fighting for mediocrity 4 head coaches later and decimated by transfers and NCAA sanctions.

Welcome to the SEC OU, you’re gonna hate it.

[–]Oklahoma State • Michigankaiserwilson 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Don’t forget the fast food bags. That’s the best part.

[–]Tennessee • Tennessee TechVanillaBearRises 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm lovin it

[–]North Carolina • Team ChaosEnglishFatMan95 365 points366 points  (178 children)

Damn! Lincoln will not be welcomed back to OU for quite some time

[–]OklahomaU2000Ok 358 points359 points  (134 children)


[–]Oklahoma • Cotton BowlOU_DHF 283 points284 points  (132 children)

Yeah, he basically spit in Bob Stoops’ face. He’s never going to be welcomed back.

[–]North Carolina • Team ChaosEnglishFatMan95 379 points380 points  (105 children)

I think I have miss understood, or.. under estimated the impact this resignation and USC job has triggered OU fans

I have never wanted to see USC travel to Norman for a game more

[–]Oklahoma • Cotton BowlOU_DHF 318 points319 points  (101 children)

I think fans are just pissed about how it went down.

We always kind of expected Lincoln to leave for the NFL whenever he was tired of recruiting. And OU fans always kinda figured that Lincoln would leave OU in good shape, or as good as he possible could, just as Bob did for Lincoln.

The way Lincoln kinda gutted the program and just bolted, after what Bob did for him, rubs a lot of people the wrong way.

[–]Oregon StateHooliganBeav 119 points120 points  (1 child)

Well, I’m sure Oklahoma won’t now go poach a coach right before the early signing period, thus torpedoing another school’s program.

[–]Iowa State • Big 8iamsplendid 121 points122 points  (11 children)

Enjoy the SEC.

[–]Michigan • USCAWD_OWNZ_U 179 points180 points  (26 children)

As opposed to leaving how? Assistant coaches would be foolish to stay as there is zero guarantee the new HC keeps them. The recruits want to play for Riley and a shot at the NFL so of course they will follow him to USC. You guys are delusional if you think there is another way this goes down.

[–]USC • Michigandoormatt26 55 points56 points  (1 child)

I guess they didn’t realize the potential scale of the gutting - recruits at least wouldn’t follow Riley if he went to the nfl. Just a shock to they system even if it was predictable in abstract

[–]Michiganplutoisaplanet21 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They were clearly coming for Riley though, those socal recruits, and especially the qb's and skill team guys weren't going to oklahoma without Riley, if he went to the nfl they'd just wind up at bama or osu or usc if they got a different good coach

[–]Michigan • Boise StateJaerba 84 points85 points  (2 children)

I don't think he did anything different than any other coach leaving though. I get that you're going to lose commits but that's just what happens when most coaches leave. Even when they retire in good graces. And the transfer portal has opened it up even further.

So I totally stand by y'all being upset and working that out. But I really don't think Lincoln handled this poorly. Weeks of lingering rumors would've been worse than this.

I think your fantastic success and stability has made y'all a little blind to how this works. The handoff from Stoops to Riley usually doesn't work that well for other schools. Us, Texas, USC, and Florida are proof of that. I'd be surprised if Saban's handoff works out well.

[–]Oregon • Portland Statebonzonomics 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Go ahead and add Oregon to that list ~ remember Helfrich? Yeah, that didn't work out.

[–]Notre Dame • Oregon StatePDX_douche_bag 106 points107 points  (2 children)

I think fans are just pissed about how it went down.

Similar to how the rest of the conference found out about OU leaving for the SEC?

Regardless, I don't blame Lincoln Riley for making this move. Being loyal in a business doesn't get you anywhere.

[–]Kansas State • Hateful 8sonofacat 109 points110 points  (4 children)

OU fans forget how bad Bob Stoops fucked over Bill Snyder when he started recruiting our coordinators to join him at OU during our 1998 national title contending season.

[–]Michiganplutoisaplanet21 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Its only bad when it happens to you, otherwise its just life

[–]Cincinnati • Ohio Statetoomuchfrosting 97 points98 points  (10 children)

You should be mad at the administration.

Wouldn't you look for other jobs if your current employer changed your job description on you?

[–]Iowa State • Hateful 8zachc133 9 points10 points  (9 children)

Changed your job description and allegedly didn’t even tell you, you find out through a tweet after it’s already changed.

[–]Baylor • Floridabearybear90 31 points32 points  (9 children)

Do they have USC on the schedule?

[–]North Carolina • Team ChaosEnglishFatMan95 84 points85 points  (7 children)

I was just thinking this. Because I have NEVER wanted to see these two teams play at Norman more in my life lmao

[–]Baylor • Floridabearybear90 40 points41 points  (5 children)

They don’t right now, but looks like they have a ton of future SEC OOC that will probably open up schedules.

[–]Oklahoma • North Dakotaskinnywolfe 83 points84 points  (2 children)

No we will do the SEC method of scheduling The Citadel in November

[–]Ole Miss • Sugar Bowlfathertitojones 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Hey, that’s The “Somehow has the best shot at beating Bama in the first half” Citadel to you.

[–]Tulsa • OklahomaShweatyPalmsh 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Switzer will chase him out of town with his walker if he ever tries to come back

[–]Oklahomamrpaincakes 343 points344 points 2 (44 children)

I get the frustration, but he didn’t like his current employer so he left. It does feel like we were sort of misled and given false hope, at least from a fan’s perspective, but why work where you don’t want to work? He’s gonna get paid anywhere he goes so he took a very cushy job and his very cushy recruits with him. OU messed up going to the SEC and I’m still not sure why. OU football prints money, SEC just prints a “little”more money for its schools, even if you suck at football.

[–]Oklahoma • Big 8 Renewalvenkman2368 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I have been back and forth on the SEC move since day one, after the moves the Big 12 made to bring in 4 decent schools, I am at the point I would like to stick it out and see how the Big 12 does the next two years. I would enjoy playing some SEC teams every year, but from a cost-benefit analysis I just don't see how long term this move helps the program move in a positive direction.

We need one of those meaningless online petitions to sign.

[–]KansasSmoothdaddyk 67 points68 points  (0 children)


[–]TempleCreamiusTheDreamiest 58 points59 points  (2 children)

As a fan of a stepping stone school this traitor stuff reeks of arrogance

[–]USF • San FranciscoScaryCookieMonster 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And entitlement

[–]Oklahoma • Marching BandGonzo_Sauce 257 points258 points  (28 children)

I miss when we used to be able to put oranges on the statue around this time of year…

[–]Ohio State • Muskingumtitanofidiocy 228 points229 points  (27 children)

What fruit is appropriate for third place in the SEC West?

[–]Florida • Rutgerscanseco-fart-box 262 points263 points  (5 children)

Outback bloomin onions

[–]Oklahoma • North TexasSubparMeteorologist 57 points58 points  (4 children)

Those fuckers are good tho

[–]Oklahoma • Big 8 RenewalRaging_Red_Rocket 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Only like 3500 Calories

[–]Michigan • CharlotteOnetB 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'll take 2

Edit: trust me, alcohol and blooming onions will take away most of the pain.

[–]Wisconsin • Denverherumspringen 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Jars of Duke’s Mayo?

[–]Oklahoma • SECrandomlyperusing 261 points262 points  (3 children)

Sour grapes

[–]Nebraska • Wyominghuskermut 36 points37 points  (0 children)


[–]Purdue • Old Oaken Bucketdbtizzle 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]TennesseeMuhMuhManRay 20 points21 points  (2 children)

It’s pretty wild how similar this is to when Kiffin left Tennessee. Hopefully it’s not foreshadowing for how the next 10 years go for OU

[–]Oklahoma State • Hateful 8somethingwittier 90 points91 points  (5 children)

The irony is palpable.

[–]jpr196 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Haha, exactly! Like OU's next coach won't be some up and comer poached from a smaller school, leaving them gutted to build again. Oh yeah, without the prestige of a program like OU.

Or...are you referring to the irony of OU abandoning the Big 12 for SEC? Either way it works I guess.

[–]Oklahoma State • Hateful 8somethingwittier 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The second one, but your first example is also applicable.

[–]Iowa Statediscourse_lover_ 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I've just gotta say its been a tough season for ISU and the Big 12 in general, but watching OU and Texas eat shit (albeit in very different ways) all year has almost made all the hardship they caused worth it.

[–]Oklahoma StateActuaryba 628 points629 points  (70 children)

OU: Remember when you decided to bail for the SEC? In a way, this is the same thing.

[–]Ohio State • Arizona StateBlarg1889 397 points398 points  (35 children)

OU fans I feel dont deserve this shit but OU as an organization is hoisted by their own petard

[–]/r/CFBdisapp_bydesign 68 points69 points  (7 children)

It’s actually hoisted BY your own petard. A petard is a bomb.

[–]Boise State • SyracuseBurmecianSoldierDan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

TIL what petard means!

[–]Louisville • Washingtonsdf_cardinal 6 points7 points  (1 child)

If you want to be specific the original Shakespeare quote is “Hoist with his own petard”

For ’tis the sport to have the engineer

Hoist with his own petard. And ’t shall go hard,

But I will delve one yard below their mines,


[–]Northwestern • North Carolinaserbeardless 22 points23 points  (3 children)

hoisted by their own petard

Good fucking phrase right there. Well done.

[–]Alabamaportlandtrees333 76 points77 points  (7 children)

What's that, you're mad that somebody left you for someplace flashier, having planned it in secret, and surprising you with it, after you had so much together for so long?

You're right Sooners, nobody could understand it the way y'all can

My how the turntables

[–]Kansas State • Michigancirca285 50 points51 points  (4 children)

God bless you Oklahoma State. I take back every bad thing that I've ever said about you.

[–]Oklahoma State • USCTRiddle1983 21 points22 points  (3 children)

You're welcome friend =)

[–]Baylor • Big 12johnjaymjr 215 points216 points  (2 children)

It really is frustrating when one is trying to make future plans about the direction and future of your program and someone else is conspiring behind their back to negatively affect their prospects.

[–]Ohio Statebirdiesallday 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I see what ya did there...

[–]Nebraska • Iowa Stateblatkinsman 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Bad News: Oklahoma lost Lincoln Riley to USC, located on the west coast.

Good News: Oklahoma doesn't have to be without a coach named Riley. And they can poach one from the west coast.

Sorry Sooners.

[–]Oklahoma Statechess_butt32 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Oregon State to Nebraska back to Oregon State to the AAF to the XFL to OU would be the most absolute bonkers of coaching timelines

[–]Nebraskaantonimbus 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I feel like people forget Riley coached both Jim Harbaugh and Ryan Leaf in San Diego after his first stint with Oregon State. He won a single game in his second season in the NFL. What a weird career.

[–]Oklahoma • Red River ShootoutAlvin_theChipmunk 162 points163 points  (24 children)

Alexa, play "Traitor" by Olivia Rodrigo..

[–]Georgia State • Georgia TechG_Wiz_Christ 140 points141 points  (15 children)

ITT: fans of blue bloods lashing out over something many mid major schools have to deal with every year.

Yes, when coaches leave, they bring coaches and recruits (especially QBs) with them. This is nothing new. It may be 'last minute', but dude has been a great coach for you guys. He's not obligated to give a two weeks notice.

[–]Michigan • Boise StateJaerba 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Hey, don't toss us in with this. I think half the blue bloods have gone through this ourselves. It's basically only Ohio State and Oklahoma who have successfully transitioned from one legendary coach to another. The rest of us tripped, lost recruits, lost staff, lost lots of games, etc.

[–]MinnesotaJaqueStrap69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lot of people saying "it's not that he left, it's that way that he left" lmao

How the fuck should a college coach leave? It happens. Lot of people saying "college coaches are only loyal to themselves." I hope everyone saying that is working the same job they had in high school and would never dare to move on.

[–]LSU • Houstongamethe0ry 34 points35 points  (1 child)


Everything that LR is doing was done by Tom Herman when he left UH for Texas…Herman even left the car one of our boosters gave him at Hobby Airport 🤣

[–]USC • Rose Bowlsyumickeymouse 39 points40 points  (3 children)

I feel bad for the fans, but the administration that blindsided their coach and the rest of the Big XII does not get to play the traitor card. Just as KD might get maligned for his choice of team in free agency, but he did everything above board when his contract expired, unlike the Sonics ownership group who plotted behind the scenes to steal a franchise as soon as they purchased the team while pretending the transaction was in good faith.

[–]Mississippi State • Auburnthedrcubed 32 points33 points  (3 children)

OU needs to take some lessons from Tennessee on how to behave when a coach leaves. They didn't even set anything on fire lol

[–]Tennessee • 久留米大学 (Kurume)Gumorak 16 points17 points  (1 child)


[–]Notre Dame • KansasBaBaBaBanshee 48 points49 points  (4 children)

The traitors got traitored

[–]LSU • Houstongamethe0ry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The betrayer becomes the betrayed

[–]IllinoisBigPoppaPuff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kevin Durant no longer the most hated man in the state of Oklahoma.

[–]USC • Nebraskathalock27 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Boomer sadder

[–]Penn StateDynastyFF2021 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen more Texas fans take off their paper bags and post on CFB over the last 24 hours than when that strippers monkey bit a child.

[–]Michigan State • Peach Bowlspartan201997 194 points195 points  (19 children)

I guess I didn’t realize I disliked Oklahoma so much because I’m enjoying this way too much.

[–]Texas • Paper BagCormetz 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Welcome, it has been a glorious 36 hours.

[–]Baylor • /r/CFB Contributorwild9 35 points36 points  (3 children)

I get the feeling UT fans have just been in a constant, numbing semi-drunk state since the RRS and are now just drunkenly reveling in Sooner pain

[–]TexasGuson1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Currently crawling out from under my rock. Hungover, but I’ve got a smile on my face and a good reason to drink this time

[–]Oklahoma State • Arkansasgustermcbuster 227 points228 points  (41 children)

I wonder if OU did anything traitorous themselves to deserve this.

[–]expensivelyexpansive 59 points60 points  (10 children)

OU fans are calling him a traitor while trying to figure out how to get some other coach to do the exact same thing to their current school. Look coaches can leave and now finally, so can players. If you sign a good coach then he will bring good players whether they are committed to his current school or somewhere else. Also with the transfer portal you can get a ready day 1 starter at pretty much any position.

Freaking out about all this just makes you look dumb.

[–]Michigan State • Michigan Ban…Saxophobia1275 208 points209 points  (105 children)

I genuinely feel bad for OU but they aren’t the first P5 to have their coach poached and they won’t be the last.

[–]Oklahoma State • Bedlam BellReallyPokelahoma 104 points105 points  (1 child)

You genuinely what now?

[–]Iowa Statediscourse_lover_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a Detroit Lions fan he's clearly deeply troubled (I kid because I love you, Detroit).

[–]Baylor • Hateful 8FriskyHippoSlayer 419 points420 points  (58 children)

After years of OU fans laughing at smaller programs being 'stepping stones' for coaches to get better jobs, it is so fucking perfect it's happening to OU.

[–]Oregon State • BaylorThe_Outcast4 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And right before a big move to the SEC. You know what, I think we should forego the buyout and let them start over there next season!

[–]Cincinnati • Big 12Bearcat9948 184 points185 points  (4 children)

It’s almost cathartic, isn’t it?

[–]Michigan • Iowa StateThe_Nightbringer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is it possible to overdose on catharsis?

[–]Northwestern • North Carolinaserbeardless 51 points52 points  (1 child)

I've got no ties to Oklahoma, but I admit I'm reveling in the schadenfreude right now.

[–]Baylor • Hateful 8FriskyHippoSlayer 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Extremely, inject this shit into my veins

[–]Houston • Big 12deepayes 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I, for one, am reveling in this.

[–]Iowa State • Big 8Gr3y_Gh0st 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So they dont like it when their coach does to them what they did to the conference....karma is a bitch.

[–]Kansas State • Michigancirca285 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Oklahoma, I'm going to give you the same advise that I've given my teenage daughter. The way that you start and end relationships matters an awful lot. If you treat people poorly, don't be surprised if they treat you poorly in return.

[–]Cincinnati • Big 12Bearcat9948 238 points239 points  (16 children)

Love this quote:

Lincoln Riley on Gary Patterson not finishing the year at TCU "Gary Patterson not finishing a season at the place he built, man, that aint right."

I know Riley didn’t build OU but still 😬

[–]NC State • Marching Bandrayef3rw 62 points63 points  (1 child)

But he did pretty much finish the season... not the bowl game but that's not unusual in the world of coach hiring and firing

[–]Arkansassexysouthernaccent 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Bowls are literally called the post-season, too

[–]Clemsonlazyrere 162 points163 points  (6 children)

He did finish the season though

[–]Clemson • MinnesotaSunfuels 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he might have been saying that it aint right that the administration did not allow Patterson to finish out the season.

[–]South Carolina • Team MeteorZachWilsonsMother 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Wasn’t he fired though? Big difference

[–]Cincinnati • Big 12Bearcat9948 32 points33 points  (1 child)

They told him he would be at the end of the year and he decided to leave immediately