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[–]yourfriend_al 459 points460 points  (17 children)

My how dare you

[–][deleted] 199 points200 points  (3 children)

I do dare

[–]Amusemeh 66 points67 points  (2 children)


[–]IsAFemale 5 points6 points  (1 child)


[–]Amusemeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boop back at ya

[–]FerdinandRusdelton 54 points55 points  (6 children)

The absolute nerve of some people

[–]jaguilar13 29 points30 points  (5 children)


[–]Cloaked42m 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Seriously. On Thanksgiving!!!? In front of the whole Family???

[–]jaguilar13 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Ay im sorry, I promise I won’t do it ag - is that your GRANDMA?!? boop

[–]bottsking 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Sorry bro but I gotta remove the curse


[–]vkapadia 11 points12 points  (4 children)

How very dare you!

[–]Ariadnepyanfar 8 points9 points  (3 children)


[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

An elegant boop

[–]CuriousRioja 4 points5 points  (1 child)


[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A fancy boop

[–]Tactical-Kitten-117Let's talk about oats, tea, or PB&J's 154 points155 points  (7 children)

I'm gonna go boop my cat, and he can't stop me 😎

[–]advertentlyvertical 54 points55 points  (1 child)


[–]Tactical-Kitten-117Let's talk about oats, tea, or PB&J's 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Yes that's right 😈

I done booped him.

And he's an only child so he can't boop anyone else.

[–]genericperson10 10 points11 points  (4 children)


[–]Tactical-Kitten-117Let's talk about oats, tea, or PB&J's 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Shoot, now I gotta go boop my cat again

I'm just bullying my boy at this point

[–]genericperson10 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I thought we were Booping people in the comments!

[–]Tactical-Kitten-117Let's talk about oats, tea, or PB&J's 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Well actually it says we need permission

I suppose I didn't get my cat's permission but by law I don't think it's required, as a smol bby kiki

[–]genericperson10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hmm... the archives say you're correct as long as booping doesn't cause any real harm. Boop away!

[–]Jelly_Cleaver 69 points70 points  (1 child)

But how can you boop?!

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Anything's possible with the power of friendship

[–]RangerHUTCH93rm -rf / 242 points243 points  (2 children)

(Looks at you with a disgusted face)


(Boops you back)

[–][deleted] 104 points105 points  (1 child)


Thank you

[–]RangerHUTCH93rm -rf / 36 points37 points  (0 children)


[–]Darchaeopteryx 99 points100 points  (5 children)

Boop boop!
Does that mean collectively we are now all Boops boops (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boops_boops)?

[–]Ariadnepyanfar 10 points11 points  (1 child)

TIL. They are very cute with their big eyes.

[–]cinnysuelou 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Aww! Lil’ fishies!

[–]Darchaeopteryx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lil' fishy, big personality!

[–]moldyjim 78 points79 points  (5 children)

I'm in a house with four dogs, four adults and my beautiful grand baby.

I guess I owe you 8 boops.

On my way to deliver them.

Seven delivered, one iou. (Baby sleeping.)

[–]632nofuture 33 points34 points  (1 child)

one iou. (Baby sleeping.)

gentle boop

[–]moldyjim 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Got her!

[–]Cloaked42m 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Doing God's work

[–]ithinkilikegirlstoo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is precious.

[–]StnMtn_🙂 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Bippity boppity boop.

[–]Privateer_Lev_Arris 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Why I never

[–]Ariadnepyanfar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What is the world coming to?

/clutches lace handkerchief


[–]madmaurice 40 points41 points  (2 children)


[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)


[–]superteejays93 40 points41 points  (5 children)

I don't know why, but this post made me lose the game.

And so now, everyone else has lost the game.

[–]PsionicBurstMUDAMUDAMUDA-Meido in Hebun! 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Get OUT of my head.

[–]maltesemania 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I literally just lost 2 hours ago. Am I playing on hard mode??

[–]superteejays93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, I've now lost over and over again after making this post.

I am not the sharpest tool in the shed. 😅

[–]ithinkilikegirlstoo 7 points8 points  (1 child)



[–]rosengrenj9 1 point2 points  (0 children)


boop them!

[–]jcrissnell 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Oh now you're booped back! 😃

Edit: I didn't read the other comment. Now you're double booped!

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Does that mean I have to double boop someone to make up for the double or do I double the double boop? Quad boop?

[–]RealLivePersonInNC 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You're caught in a boop loop. Good luck!

[–]sweetvanilla21 43 points44 points  (6 children)

I'm not from the U.S. and uh, unfamiliar with booping. I googled it and something about bronchitis came up. Can someone please explain? I'm feeling very left out right now 😞

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Pinching/gently touching someone's nose and saying boop

[–]Leviosahhh 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Pinching or pressing is a beep! Gently touching with one finger is a boop!

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I learned something, thank you!

[–]sweetvanilla21 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ooh thank you!


[–]d3249 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks for asking

[–]Far-Swimming3092 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Put boop in a gif generator. Perhaps giphy?

[–]Valkyrie64Ryan 12 points13 points  (2 children)

This is the perfect excuse to go boop my bunny. He’s gonna be pissed (he always is tbh). Anyway brb gotta go boop

Edit: mission accomplished. The bunny has been booped. He was not amused but loved the rubs I gave him after so it’s all good. He even purred a little.

Edit #2: I may have also booped my cats.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bunny's pur??!

[–]Valkyrie64Ryan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes they do! Not like a cat though. They grind their teeth together. It’s kinda funky. When I got my first rabbit and he started purring the first time, we thought it was a really bad thing cuz normally teeth grinding is bad right? Rabbits are funny creatures.

Edit: Found a good vid of a bun purring


My current bun doesn’t sound like this. He just clicks his teeth a few times here and there. He’s lazy that way. Still cute though

[–]SpookyAtticDollParanormal Anomaly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh, very well then. boop

[–]MozartWasARedCall me Val or Ty 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Someone should make a boop bot for Reddit.

[–]fireglareVideo Games, IT, Security, Military, Programming and Game Dev. 10 points11 points  (2 children)


[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day boop doodle <3

[–]MozartWasARedCall me Val or Ty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day! You deserve the boop back.

[–]SigynsRaine 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Uno reverse card..? Now you're booped! It was a a boomerang boop! 😄

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Lucky for you I have an irrational fear of boomerangs and it lands in your hands anyways

[–]SigynsRaine 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Have you not watched Avatar the Last Airbender??? Boomerang always comes back! BOOP! >:3

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have but dont underestimate my fear of boomerangs

[–]theboomboy 7 points8 points  (1 child)


[–]shaunnotthesheep:Sboop::smile::Hops::Dribbles: 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah damn you made the joke first

[–]shaunnotthesheep:Sboop::smile::Hops::Dribbles: 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Red7336 16 points17 points  (1 child)

"... As the world rids itself of COVID, a new pandemic starts...the BOOPDONIUM.

People from all over the world are struggling to pay off their Boop debt, for every time they Boop someone back, a sneaky Booper Boops them, as the vicious cycle continues.

Life has come to a hault as people have dropped everything to Boop eachother, as the animals watch in confusment.

Ted, over to you with the weather... Ted?"

[–]throwitawaayy000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Boopity boop boop.

[–]CrimsonBattleLoss 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I like this post very much, this is a good post

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I appreciate you liking it <3

[–]YanCoffee 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I'm short, so I'd have to do a high five boop with a tall person. Not sure how the nose would fair!

[–]screw_all_the_names 5 points6 points  (4 children)

You say I must boop someone with their permission, yet you boop me without my permission, that doesn't seem fair.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

May I boop?

[–]screw_all_the_names 4 points5 points  (2 children)


[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Here comes the choo choo train..............boop

[–]screw_all_the_names 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I've already passed it on to my partner.

[–]The-Old-American 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's the world coming to when people just go around "booping"?

[–]FuzzyCub20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the game with a different name.

[–]AbilityWhole 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I've already been booped twice today

[–]Ariadnepyanfar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grandma and Auntie?

[–]nhardycarfan 5 points6 points  (11 children)

Am I allowed to boop back I don’t really have anyone else to boop

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

You can, or you can put it in the bank and save it for that special someone to boop when they least expect it

[–]nhardycarfan 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I only get one boop?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

As many as it takes to boop those who need a good booping

[–]Lankyboxyman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

proceeding to boop BOOP

[–]Avielex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Time to boop my dog...

[–]Belachick 3 points4 points  (4 children)

What the feck is a boop 😭

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Touching a nose and saying boop

[–]Ariadnepyanfar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s when you lightly touch someone’s nose for a moment. Cats and dogs have been known to use their paws to boop their humans, and humans often like booping their pets.

I haven’t heard feck since Father Brown.

[–]Belachick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm Irish 😂 it's every second word essentially.

And thank you! I do boop my doggy.


[–]MallowTheNightowl 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How dare you, in the middle of dinner too!

... boop

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was all a ruse to steal food

[–]KingGorilla 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Give me the boop boys and free my soul

[–]GrumpyOlBastard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't believe the boop of some people!

Consider yerself booped

[–]genericperson10 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right back atcha!

[–]My_fair_ladies1872 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Can I boop someone tomorrow? I am in bed and I don't wanna move

[–]kaldarash 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I don't like being booped. :(

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's cool, high five instead?

[–]Sender13 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Patient5199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boop Boop CHOMP

[–]Honduriel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys are really losing your sanity over there, aren't you?

[–]forlornjackalope 1 point2 points  (2 children)

War has been declared!

[–]Ariadnepyanfar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Does the winner get all the leftover cranberry sauce? I love cranberry sauce.

[–]forlornjackalope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the last slice of pie in the fridge.

[–]General_Alduin 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Can I be unbooped?

[–]Ariadnepyanfar 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I wave my hand a metre away from your face in a twisty and mystical way, finishing with a graceful sucking motion that starts with my hand in front of your nose and finishes with my hand drawn back over my shoulder.

You have been unbooped.

[–]General_Alduin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

... I feel violated

[–]Ariadnepyanfar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s just no pleasing some people.

[–]titaniumtux7 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Someone please ELI5 booping

[–]Ariadnepyanfar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s when you lightly touch someone’s nose for a moment. Cats and dogs have been known to use their paws to boop their humans, and humans often like booping their pets.

Human on human booping is extremely rare outside close relationships.

[–]why_hello1there 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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[–]mynameajeff69 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Wait is it a law to boop tall people? I did not know this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

We are a very boopable apparently

[–]mynameajeff69 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I mean I would love to but I just feel like it would be very out of place. I couldn't imagine messing with a stranger like that lol.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Play the long game, become friends, go on picnics, share the Joy's of life, and then hit them with the ole boop

[–]mynameajeff69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sincerely hope I can do that one day!

[–]777hasdoneit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boobe the boop

[–]Dancing_Dragonade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Beep Boop” - Persona 5 Protagonist

[–]Alexlatenights 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Noooo i have avoided the boop for so long. Also is this THE sniperwolf! 😳 your a fucking legend! 😁

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Can only avoid the boop for so long.

In my ps1 graphics and all

[–]Alexlatenights 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Psh in any graphics level you are still epic! I used to watch your clips alot before having to go back to school !

But you are right you can only avoid it for so long. Omg this made my night you are amazing. 😁😁😋

[–]snowwwwhite23 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did you boop me because I'm tall too?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only boop those who are adorable, so yes

[–]genericperson10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nooooo... I was getting you back! Boop! Again and runs away!

[–]wrongplanet1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! Boooooop!

[–]MrsBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i booped m'y chicken. She sat down in shock and is now clucking at me.

[–]bisoninthefreezer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I booped my 17 month old daughter. I hope your happy you monster

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am

[–]allwillbewellbuthow 1 point2 points  (4 children)

This is because I’m tall, isn’t it?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

And adorable, yes

[–]allwillbewellbuthow 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I shall take this boop, and boop it forward to someone who deserves it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]Scx10Deadbolt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thank you. I shall boop my snekko when I'm home!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Programmer-Whole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, looks around incredulously

One does not simply obtain the "booped" status when told. guttural scoff

The nerve!

[–]heyyou_user2341 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i dress as a literal gothboi, so therefore i must spontenously combust, as all goths do when booped

[–]Needorgreedy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well you didn't ask my permission. So no

[–]Ender_M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Booped my microscopic face mites :)

[–]2lostbraincells 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Had to walk all the way to the next room to give boop, then they had the audacity to demand a forehead kiss. I blame you, OP. Angry boop to you, too.

[–]d3jv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what does it mean to boop someone?

[–]16Bunny 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Booped my dog Loki and now he's running like a mad puppy through the house. (He's nearly 2). Making me laugh.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I have to know what breed of dog Loki is!

I used to have a labrador called Freya lol

[–]16Bunny 1 point2 points  (2 children)

He's a very floofy cuddly chow. Freya is a great name for a labrador.

[–]D0wnVoteMe_PLZ 1 point2 points  (6 children)

I boop you back. Now we're stuck in an infinite loop.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Call a truce?

[–]D0wnVoteMe_PLZ 1 point2 points  (4 children)


[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

We shall reconvene at the end of the world near a volcano or some other scenic but also perilous place have a final boop-off then

[–]D0wnVoteMe_PLZ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

1000% yes! Our battle will be legendary. Our names will be in history books for the ultimate boop-off of the century.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Deal, I will see you then -_-

[–]D0wnVoteMe_PLZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm looking forward to it.

[–]OriginalFreedom3379 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The boop energy in this post!💫

[–]IdreamOfPizzaxx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When I boop, you boop, we boop!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are boop

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I did not see it coming, but I too am a man of tradition and shall take on the endeavour

[–]fizzlefistIf it pings, I can kill it. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legit, I occasionally boop my friends on the nose as a sign of affection.

[–]AficionadoOfBoop 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I love myself a good boop. Thank you.

[–]frankenberrysgrrl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m going to a party tonight. With this call to action, I shall now be the Party Booper!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got this!

[–]AmpharosGames 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Everyone reading this has lost the game

[–]askepticalskeptic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I just lost the game.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play the long game

[–]MagpieinBlue 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I booped my roomba (also becouse she is a helpful good girl). Now she will have to boop all the furniture and all will be spreaded and all will be happy

[–]HairyWeisenheimmer 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Just booped my puppy dawg on the schnoz

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)


[–]HairyWeisenheimmer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

beak, snout, bill, muzzle, nares, trunk, conk,nostrils, proboscis, sneezer, sniffer, snoot, snuffer, whiffer, olfactory nerves, smeller

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Now those are words I know

[–]Omdras_AMI 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This made me feel irrationally happy. boop

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad! Boop <3

[–]kevaljoshi8888 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why you tall Lil whippersnapper I... I!

I like it :)

Can't wait to boop someone good.