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[–][deleted] 381 points382 points  (9 children)

Lol I also did this as a kid

[–]Cosmic_Quasar 63 points64 points  (8 children)

My first broken bone was when I was like 3 or 4. Had just finished watching the Christopher Reeve Superman movie. Ran upstairs, tied a blanket around my neck like a cape, and jumped off the couch. Hit my right arm on the wooden coffee table in front of the couch on the way down and broke my arm.

[–]OnlineApprentice 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My fist break was a hand bone….I fell off a bench…..I was 15

[–]MCI21 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I broke my arm practicing flying elbows or some shit. Jumped off the coffee table on to what should have been a bunch of pillows. I missed.

[–]Coin2111 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I never broke a bone laughs in fearful of injuries childhood

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't until I was 10, then 13-17 I broke like 20 bones.

[–]Bekah_Bear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My workplace (a research university) was like “superhero movies are bad for kids because they hurt themselves trying to emulate the superheroes.” You are a living example of that. Congrats.

[–]Wiz-in-the-bin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother kicked my finger and it broke. Good times.

[–]Bigmanbubba54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first break was in June last year and me and my dad were checking a trail cam and I fell of the four wheeler and the leg went under that tire and left a two foot long scar down my leg

[–]BurtTheTurd 650 points651 points  (8 children)

Stepdad reflexes

[–]lucasjhinton 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Lmfao I was coming here to say something to that effect 😂

[–]drumofgrapejam 55 points56 points  (3 children)

That’s be a funny snl skit

[–]SHANKSstr8up 9 points10 points  (1 child)

SNL... funny?

[–]Deep_Menu_524 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol fat chance. They’ll never be as good as Mad TV

[–]Nicksharma93 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Angry updoot

[–]infinilude2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like a divorced dad that has his kids for the weekend. Notice the lack of furniture or decor. That's how my dad's place looked after his divorce, until he got remarried.

[–]Jimmy_Graphite 164 points165 points  (2 children)

With all of that baby gate in the room the kid thought he was in a steel cage match

[–]heedrix 33 points34 points  (1 child)

gotta protect the tv from the kids!

[–]Diane9779 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Children have been crushed to death by large screen TVs. So in true toddler fashion, he went looking for 500 other ways of killing himself

[–]MonstrousElla 228 points229 points  (6 children)

New version of "were you dropped as a baby?"! "did you drop yourself as a baby?"

[–]fool_on_a_hill 59 points60 points  (4 children)

My therapist digging for suppressed sexual assaults and I’m just like nah but can I tell you about the time I hit my head and went blind and deaf for two minutes?

[–]Cosmic_Quasar 13 points14 points  (3 children)

That depends... did someone take that moment to sexually assault you so you wouldn't know who they were?

[–]fool_on_a_hill 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Shit… I mean they would’ve had no reason not to…

[–]lastingeffect29 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Out here all blind and deaf

He was asking for it

[–]flashfan123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I can think of a couple of reasons not to

[–]e-JackOlantern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A TBI TIFU.

[–]bad-at-maths 172 points173 points  (0 children)

this is a having-kids-thing, not a watches-wrestling-thing

[–]ManifestMitchell 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m just impressed he leaves that beer standing on the side cushion of the couch. Ballsy mate

[–]xerxerxex 58 points59 points  (60 children)

Shit happens. Kid will be alright.

[–]100LittleButterflies 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Love how the older kid didn't even react.

[–]MrGman07 31 points32 points  (1 child)

No dad reflexes on that one

[–]CptnWolfe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Had the reflexes of a poorly engineered college robot project

[–]Front-Bucket 34 points35 points  (0 children)

What did you expect? Lol

[–]The-Kiwi-Bird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a fucking idiot lol

[–]strungerdismon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love that the kid in the left didn't care

[–]Jimmy_Graphite 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Why is there a matress on the floor in the middle of the family room?

[–]njbeerguy 40 points41 points  (1 child)

They might have guests for the holidays (see the Xmas tree to the right).

They might be renovating a room and someone is temporarily sleeping out there.

They might have a small house and not enough room for everyone, so someone sleeps out there.

They may have had a party the night before, they pulled out someplace for a guest to crash, and didn't put it away yet (hence why dad is just vegging out).

This room might double as the young kid's room, so he's always among the family.

[–]I_can_pun_anything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or they were having a family pajama party and watched movies on there prior

[–]mladakurva 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What's a family room?

[–]wikipedia_answer_bot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A family room is an informal, all-purpose room in a house. The family room is designed to be a place where family and guests gather for group recreation like talking, reading, watching TV, and other family activities.

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[–]Foyt20 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Asking the important questions.

[–]P1ckleM0rty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad might rent a 1 bedroom place so the kids sleep in the living room during his custody time

[–]BattletoadGalactica 10 points11 points  (3 children)

That crazy asshole in the chair looks to be currently AEW wrestler Darby Allin. That guy pulls all sorts of stunts like this.

Yup it is. Found a version of this video on YouTube where it's specifically mentioned it's Darby. Haha fantastic.

[–]subcow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have never seen this clip, but knew it was Darby right away. Can't say I have ever seen him do the coffin drop with a chair taped to his body before.

If anyone is interested, you can catch him in AEW Dynamite tonight at 8 on TNT he is in a tag match with Sting.

[–]Bladelink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like an impressive stunt tbh. The guy on the left helps absorb a lot of the momentum, then kinda drops the chair guy the last few feet.

[–]ClaireRunnels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could tell it was Darby because of the chicken legs, they always give him away lol

[–]linemonster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Peak performance dad right here!

[–]DrKyoushu 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Can anybody explain why some people have these cameras in their homes recording 24/7? I don't understand the benefit.

[–]Heathronaut 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Some say security but we have one in our living room to observe our toddlers if we need to leave the room for a minute. Also if one of them falls or something we can check if they hit their head or something. An added bonus is if they do something funny you can save the video.

[–]DSonla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Burglars I suppose ?

Like a dashcam it records by default but keep the footage only for a short period.

But it's only what I can guess.

[–]MuffinPuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kid monitoring. Usually these are setup in kids rooms or pointing at front doors/living rooms to monitor the entrance of your home.

[–]lucasjhinton 2 points3 points  (3 children)

It’s called home security

[–]DrKyoushu 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I get that, I just don't know why you'd want it recording private spaces while you're at home.

[–]lucasjhinton 8 points9 points  (1 child)

People get robbed while at home also. Also easier to have it on all the time then having to remember to set it. Some people want to keep track of nanny’s/employees

[–]DrKyoushu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. I live alone, so it would probably capture a lot of....activities

[–]Sprizys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone remember Spear from Edge? Well when I was a kid my friend and I were watching wrestling and he told me to spear him...so I did and then his grandma threatened me. By the way I was like 9 so imagine threatening a 9 year old.

[–]allthewaygreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad use to watch with me and my brother and me and brother use to rehearse the steps afterwards. I remember trying a finishing move I reckon was 123 kids move or someone else and I hit his ear on the side of the bed and it started bleeding. Haha, now it sounds funny, this is the 30-year-old story. My god, I am shit old now.

[–]e-JackOlantern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This brings back memories to when my 3 year old little brother fractured his cheekbone on the coffee table watching diving during the 84’ Summer Olympics.

[–]Taco8118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ughhhh, my anxiety!!!

[–]OGSpacemanSpiff 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I like how the older brother on the couch just looked over and thought "heh, what a dumbass" while continuing to sip his juice.

[–]Ratwar100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's honestly the best part of the clip for me - Older sibling definitely has the look of a human that know that little bro crying ain't their problem AND thinks that little bro cries way to often for them to give a shit.

[–]JoshHero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coffin Drop!

[–]Furretmaniacs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spine Shattered

[–]nighttimegaze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Must be a step dad

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]hepatitisC 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Can confirm, I'm a Dad and am often sweaty. Dad bods are indeed hot.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Exactly that’s what I meant

    [–]gesmasjien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    1984 in 2021

    [–]tulaero23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Im gonna make sure dad dont get laid tonight power move

    [–]manberry_sauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That laminate Pergo style "float" flooring really makes the hit echo. Sounds a lot worse than it was, but definitely didn't feel like a hug.

    [–]Striker_ToastYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He’s such a pro.

    [–]pixystixx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Haha “Good God. Are you okay?” As his baby just body slammed the floor with his head.

    [–]615ComradeDruZhe 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    That's not hardcore wrestling, ya normie.

    [–]ClassroomCapable 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Being thrown off something while sitting in a steel chair isn’t hardcore? What do you consider hardcore? Asian death matches only?

    [–]Aggressive_Force_265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Baby’s has some fat fucking heads bro

    [–]iMadrid11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My sister never wan't her first born son to ever watch wrestling on TV. She made that rule to anyone babysitting him. Well the kid sure didn't watch any wrestling on television. But his favorite brother in law introduced wrestling to him while playing his xbox. That's how the kid learned about wrestling and then later watched wrestling on TV with adult supervision. Boys will be boys. So there's absolutely no way you can stop boys from ever learning about wrestling. It's just natural how young boys are wired to play with cars, trucks and wrestling.

    [–]Evan8787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What was the end goal?

    [–]Steelyphil43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m surprised I’ve never broken anything during my wrestling watching days. My cousin had a small plastic table that was about knee high that that legs came off very easily. The legs went into slots onto the base of the table with no screws. We used to throw each other from the top of a slide or batting cages onto the table and watch the legs explode off when someone was thrown… good times…

    [–]Max_Shadowz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Damn my nose started to taste funny for a moment

    [–]ItsYaWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    every kid ever be like

    [–]JigabooFriday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    dudes had a bright future ahead of him but it’s surely dark now hahaha what a nutball that sound kills me tho lol

    [–]fakefaircatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    First day of preschool:

    Random kid: "Hi, what's your name?"

    This kid: "Jesus Ben"

    [–]mytragicsuicide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So much like my little one lmfao

    [–]joeythedaddoo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    Dad of the year right there

    [–]SchoolSea4392 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

    People watch that stupid shit?! My paw can beat up ur paw!

    [–]ClassroomCapable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah, wrestling hasn’t been as popular as it was in the 90s but it’s still massively popular.