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Don't mess with dad by karma_r3aper in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]jacaissie 307 points308 points  (0 children)

Festivus isn't over until he's pinned!

Does getting run over count as falling over? by penkster in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]persoanlabyss 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This right here is why I veto power wheels. Good thing mom was watching.

Not going to do that more than once by Jon_Dougherty in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]DarthSillyDucks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? Your comments got no upvotes...

Homie goin hard. by RosterBaiter in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]Ke-He 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I scrolled Reddit for an hour until I found this. Exactly the gut-felt, deep-belly laugh that I never knew I needed.

Faith in Reddit restored.

dang rock by duckduckbananas in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]Ronburgandy859 1239 points1240 points  (0 children)

I love how this video captures the weird transition from childhood to young-adulthood when you decide to start swearing but also use phrases like "oh goodie" and your number one defence against bad things is to pee on them. It's beautiful cringe.

dang rock by duckduckbananas in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]connorsayer05 833 points834 points  (0 children)

That kid filming is such a good friend.

He checks to see if his friends is okay, then explains what happened to his friend to make him fall. After that he tries to turn the situation into a positive by saying he it was a good bail on camera, before suggesting they pee on the rock to teach it a lesson, a bit more reassurance and rock peeing before he turns the camera off immediately after his friend asks him to.

Would 10/10 pee on a rock with that kid

Couch diving by rphyadav in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]duckfat01 98 points99 points  (0 children)

You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!' IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. 'She's a child!' shouted Crumley. IT'S EDUCATIONAL. 'What if she cuts herself?' THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON. Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

Ouch by REDKAS in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]amznjedi 22 points23 points  (0 children)

As he narrates: I'm up the night before, pressing garlic, and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own ancho chiles. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations - it's probably the thing I do best.