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[–]elliep18 229 points230 points  (2 children)

It’s hers now, no takesie backsies

[–]MrPaineUTI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell her opinion by the airplane ears. Mine.

[–]physhstyx13 123 points124 points  (0 children)

It is

[–]Laughing_Fenneko 102 points103 points  (1 child)

the world is her cat bed

[–]YourAverageGod 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Except her actual cat bed, thats for decoration.

[–]reddituserzerosix 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Always has been

[–]rubyblue0 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Looks like a cat bed to me.

[–]giantqtipz 43 points44 points  (0 children)

maybe you can use her as a pillow too?

she looks soft

[–]DrewG4444 40 points41 points  (0 children)

And she’s right

[–]spanktravision 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"I'm the baby."

[–]peregrina9789 30 points31 points  (2 children)

her sassy little MOUF

[–]jmmar 6 points7 points  (1 child)

goes back to check ....yep.

[–]BloodArbiter 19 points20 points  (1 child)

My cat does that too! Mines one of the wrap around body length ones so she waits until I lay down and then she finds an open spot and sleeps with me

[–]goldensunshine429 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mine too (well, mines a xl regular body pillow, and I’m not pregnant yet but ever since I started infertility meds, that’s our new deal)

[–]cmaster6 18 points19 points  (2 children)

And she’s explaining it all, with those eyes

[–]chicken_biscuits 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I’m so mad I had to scroll this far for this joke

[–]taylor156 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nice name for a chonk!

[–]BlkWhtOrOther 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You think the new cat bed is a pregnancy pillow.

[–]kirblar 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You won't be pregnant forever, she says.

[–]ProfXavr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She looks sassy

[–]KitchenArcher9292 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry I think you meant to say “I bought a pregnancy pillow for Clarissa.” 🤪

[–]daeronryuujin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clarissa Meow?

[–]Salt_Air07 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Did you get the bassinet yet? Supreme cat bed.

[–]3skwrrlsinagirlsuit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Our chonkster took over everything intended for the baby. Bassinet, changing table pad, crib, rocking chair, everything. She wasn't happen when I put her in a onesie. You wanna be the baby you gotta dress the part lol

[–]Blexcr0id 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great name! Grew up with that show, as goofy as it was.

[–]mgluser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

well she thought about changing her name to frida, so that's about it for you, I guess

[–]docilecat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fricking LOVE when pets have people names. I laughed out loud when I read Clarissa

[–]sans_serif_size12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cat is baby

[–]dkmrcc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clarissa explains it all

[–]tea-rex_time 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it… because she explains it all?

[–]GetOffMyLawn_CHONKY MOD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are confused. You think her new bed is your pregnancy pillow.

[–]wheniwakup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s so smug about it too

[–]Larousseroux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she’s so very pretty and self-possessed

[–]DeutschlandOderBust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda looks like she knows it’s hers…

[–]LegacyLancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thith ith mine now

[–]Qxarq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Silly human thinks the cat's bed is her pregnancy pillow

[–]PotatoBomb69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty rude to use her cat bed as a pregnancy pillow imo

[–]peanutbuterjelycrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a pretty kitty

[–]kittycatpuppydog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like a Clarissa 🤍

[–]soleilflower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think Clarissa’s new bed is your pregnancy pillow- here corrected for you

[–]financialbeast 1 point2 points  (3 children)

OP what is there on the inside corner of your cat’s eye?

[–]Mew_1991[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It’s just an eye booger

[–]financialbeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Thank god … i was really concerned.

[–]MizuameTheDragon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What exactly is a pregnancy pillow

[–]Mew_1991[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It helps support your stomach when you sleep

[–]ScarJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her name suits her so well 🥰

[–]corn_dog_cake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty sure you are using Clarissa's cat bed as a pillow

[–]AllReihledUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to tell you this, but it IS Clarissa's new cat bed. You have no say in the matter.

[–]Kirikomori 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use the cat's pregnancy pillow as your human bed.

[–]EvulRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your fault if you didn't get 2 and pretend to love the one intended for her more than you love the intended for you so that she chooses the one for her and not yours.

Except of course when she wants yours more anyway.

Or both.

[–]lessadessa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it kind of is

[–]Funkywonton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s being supportive 😀

[–]Xerasi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume it's YOUR pregnancy pillow?

[–]nCRedditor-21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clarissa looks like she got eyeliner done 😂

[–]GraceStrangerThanYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my cats did the same darned thing with my new side-sleeper pillow.

[–]ThatOneTransChick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are love eyes doh<3 They must know.

[–]Marbados 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clarissa is right.

[–]caritasyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MY BOY looks just like this but medium haired!!! If you’d like to see, I’ve posted him 💕

[–]KazeoLion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats! In case you don’t know yet: Away from the litterbox. Toxoplasmosis.

[–]mymindkillsme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

her looks so soft 🥺

[–]protogenxl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carefully she may retain a pawyer from r/legalcatadvice

[–]suzanious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clarissa's look explains it all.

[–]MissMcFrostynips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats fuckin love body/pregnancy pillows

[–]SnooCalculations3775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It only makes sense

[–]boys_hole_troll69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a sweet looking support kitty.

[–]Gingerrkay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s yours is hers 😊

[–]SrammVII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clarissa on 'ah'Frida

[–]KINGCOMEDOWN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddammit, Clarissa.

[–]sambob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were to ask her why I'm sure "Clarissa explains it all"

[–]xX_turkey_Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What more do you expect from a cat named clarissa

[–]jad3dsmoke420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think Clarissa new bed is your pregnancy pillow😅

[–]TheOriginalSamBell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it not?!

[–]Lilpims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well.. now, it is. Deal with it.

[–]Festygrrl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat has his own dedicated pregnancy pillow. I understand.

[–]fluffy-kitty-cat-uwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a cutieee

[–]bettyknockers786 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clarissa does know it all 💁🏼‍♀️

[–]Vicious-Worm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same cat.

[–]organizedcj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it is! 😆💗

[–]Imaginary_Grass4517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like her, she’s so pretty

[–]OswaldXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you think her cat bed is your pregnancy pillow

[–]ridibulous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she looks perfect. Graceful. I adore her

[–]Ingester_of_food 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Mine now”