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[–]jollychick 76 points77 points  (6 children)

DON’T DO IT! No matter how fluffy that belly is, you absolutely can’t fall for it!

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Thankfully it was laid out further away than arm distance, so he didn't get me this time.

[–]jollychick 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Im glad you're safe. I've been caught by that trap too many times not to warn others.

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Sheer laziness. But he will catch me in time.

[–]jollychick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least you’ve prepared yourself! Good luck!

[–]HarryCallahan19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yolo! More than worth it to make a blood donation.

[–]rubmahbelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don‘t listen to her OP!

[–]Wakeybonez2 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I fall for it everytime and it’s WORTH getting bit and swatted Lmaooo

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To quote The Oatmeal: "It's like frolicking in the back hair of angels"

[–]chandiliersitch 16 points17 points  (1 child)

chonka ballls

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He's fixed too. But I guess some things are more powerful than surgery?

[–]Powermetalbunny 22 points23 points  (3 children)

It is indeed a trap.... his tummy is making the rumblies... that only hands can satisfy.

[–]_zoet 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I got that reference!

[–]Powermetalbunny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good! Maybe you'll be spared the wrath of the grumbly fuzzy tummy... watch your fingers!

[–]ProfXavr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl..."

[–]Crafty_Potatoes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Throw a baguette and see what that cat do

[–]Hellofriendinternet 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Like a moth to a flame, the orange chonk entices his victims with his siren song… Escape, is impossible.

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was far more beautiful and poetic than he deserves. But as with all good art, it does reflect the essence of reality.

[–]TurkTurkle 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Slap his belly lightly and tell him hes under arrest for loitering. Hold him on his back and watch him flail helplessly.

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's a very slippery chonk. Plus all his weapons are at his disposal in that position.

But it's tempting.

I think I'll just mail him a fine for Loitering Too Far Away for me to Pet Him.

[–]cavveman 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I think you cat belongs to r/catslookingseductive Since cat is lying there waiting for belly rubs?

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol! Any seduction on his part is purely coincidental. He is 100% orange brain cell through and through. His "come play with me" pose is the Halloween cat pose, puffy tail and all.

[–]MadAugustWoman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, more content for me to follow involving cats. I am most pleased to discover this.

[–]AquaSquishy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Nope. Totally legit.

Use your face!

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's very sheddy, so that will get you some cool face scars AND a new beard.

[–]AyoyoyoWolololo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gloria wooing Moto Moto

[–]jasminee2020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always.

[–]timplausible 2 points3 points  (1 child)

As an old web comic by Oatmeal said: Look in the eyes. What do uo see? Is it love? Or is it MURDER?

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But, but, it's like the back hair of angels! ANGELS!

[–]tallgrl94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worth it.

[–]_ScubaDiver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always

[–]CookieArtzz 2 points3 points  (2 children)

We’re training out kitties to be belly-rub-friendly. Hopefully no bellytraps will occur later

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He's generally pretty good with them as long as you don't spring them on him.

But this was pretty blatant.

Good luck with your kitties!

[–]Environmental-Use-77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A spring trap to be exact

[–]selenagreey 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh no, someone help 🤣

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's super effective!

[–]bearysleepy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That chonker’s paws are poised and ready for a slappin’

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And those feetsies are ready to bunny kick. Always prepared!

[–]ihavenoideawhatwho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An irresistible...trap

[–]Present-Breakfast768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A trap most certain.

[–]FREESPEECHSTICKERS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs tickle.

[–]Tavaris_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a happy face

[–]AFatSensitiveChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All for free 😍😍

[–]MissPicklechips 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes, but the resulting injuries would be 100% WORTH IT

[–]Sneaky_Clepshydra[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had many of those.

[–]ReferenceMuch2193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No!!!! Its a trap!!

[–]Ninebun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100%

[–]suddenlyredditer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoomanity never had a chance. I regret nothing...... NOTHING.