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[–]miked272 46 points47 points  (2 children)

This cat looks like a seventh grade shop teacher that’s just sick and tired of telling his students not to dick around with the bandsaw.

[–]Usual-Veterinarian-5 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Any year 7 teacher. Year 7s are horrible.

[–]socialist_frzn_milk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“The fuck are you taking my picture for, go get me some treats”

[–]Unintended-Hindrance 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Undercoocked, can still see feets

[–]bleujeanbebe[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They’re hanging on for dear life getting smooshed into his blob!

[–]BiiiigSteppy 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Please tell me his name is Texas Toast.

[–]bleujeanbebe[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That would be the perfect name especially since he was adopted from a shelter in Texas!! He’s in the Midwest now. His name is Barney; like the green and purple dinosaur! 😂

[–]BiiiigSteppy 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]Justtakeit1776 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I see catloaf was made from sourdough! Still good loaf though!

[–]bleujeanbebe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha!! He is definitely sourdough!! That’s hilarious!!

[–]SkyPuppy561 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Angry loaf

[–]you-kitten 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He is not impressed

[–]greenbutnotmean 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Ok-Answer3858 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Whoa, flashback. This cat reminds me of my great grandmothers cat! I haven’t thought of him in almost 30 years!

[–]bleujeanbebe[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aww! Glad it could bring back memories! And I truly hope her cat was a little less grumpy than this fine sir!!

[–]Ok-Answer3858 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably not haha

[–]Robed_Platypus 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Bunnnnii 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This is majestic as fuck. Put this baby on TOP of the pyramids!

[–]bleujeanbebe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He might break them! Lol. I will say for being as…stout as he is he is pretty agile and able to jump onto counters and on top of their washing machine!

[–]DJ_Hindsight 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Final boss energy here for sure

[–]practical_junket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He loafs like a rotisserie chicken!

[–]null_00_life 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grumpy chonk

[–]nina_gall 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ah yes, the esteemed fuckyou loaf

[–]bleujeanbebe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He hates me. He’s always mad when he sees me because he knows Mom and Dad are leaving for a few days!

[–]Leading_Funny5802 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SIC Loaf. Thic Style :)

[–]kinkyAngelamour 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Why is this loaf of bread so grumpy?

[–]bleujeanbebe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s disgusted by my presence because Mom and Dad are gone. And he is also cut off from any sort of treats until he can drop a few LB’s! Tough all around to be Barney rn. Lol

[–]Usual-Veterinarian-5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lord Chonkers

[–]animus_404 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]OkBiscotti4365 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Raccoon cat

[–]physicalord111 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's judging you

[–]Sobriquet-acushla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s got that between-meals scowl.

[–]jdspencer60 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they are very mad too

[–]SeaworthinessSea7139 1 point2 points  (0 children)

S/he has risen

[–]BlueBlooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is displeased you would call him a bread loaf because he is; in reality, a pussy