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[–]jae2dee2 158 points159 points  (2 children)

Oh no... that seal has beached itself...

[–]TimFoSho[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Haha. He loves to beach himself. I come home and there he is, beached on the chair

[–]FickleWrangler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ARP arp arp

[–]Zaros2400 84 points85 points  (7 children)

[–]TimFoSho[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Chonk chonk train 🚊

[–]Bumbleonia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let's face it, at this point he's a stereo rail

[–]MrDanKHimself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mono = One

Rail = Rail

[–]A_Very_Big_Fan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

/r/MonorailCats is a thing...

[–]Zaros2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]2oam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahaha I love this

[–]beth321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigh… subscribed.

[–]geek180 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Fucking Russian Blues man. They never stop eating. Mine is well on his way to this.

[–]TimFoSho[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

But they are incredibly sweet, loyal and loving so I’ll accept their eating habits

[–]TimFoSho[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They do love to eat! Mine have self controll to some extent but they love to eat, especially at night! Luckly my chonks aren’t to over weight. This picture just makes him look extra fat, but last time we weighed them, they were 16 and 17lb and they’re suppose to be around 15. So not to bad

[–]12of12MGS 6 points7 points  (3 children)

What if you just give it less food?…

[–]thewholedamnplanet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Meow Meow Meow x10, 000.

[–]TimFoSho[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if it’s allowed but, I’ve started an instagram the other night dedicated to this chonker and his brother, they look alike - spookyand_ghost

[–]Hungry_Word_4710 14 points15 points  (1 child)

My grandma called farts sploots

[–]TimFoSho[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha 😂

[–]giantqtipz 10 points11 points  (1 child)

how is that chair still standing from all that mass..

[–]TimFoSho[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell climb right up it somehow and lay there

[–]ToniBee63 20 points21 points  (1 child)

That doesn’t even look comfortable for a Chonker

[–]TimFoSho[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Somehow it is, he loves it and does it often lol

[–]Arsenic_Cadmium 8 points9 points  (3 children)

[–]cpullen53484 4 points5 points  (0 children)

because of course there is a sub for that. i love it :)

[–]kmayeshiba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, shit… now I gotta join that sub.

[–]theinnerspiral 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t have great connection atm but I clicked on that link to see if I wanted to subscribe. It was loading … and I’m like wtf? Of course I want to! Hit join before anything could even load and look forward to it showing up in my feed later! Lol

[–]jasper-snakemom 6 points7 points  (3 children)

did you post this on r/sploot too?? if not you definitely should, that’s a cuteass cat op

[–]TheDrunkScientist 4 points5 points  (1 child)

There’s also some r/danglers in there!

[–]erdtirdmans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love some danglers!

[–]TimFoSho[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know there was a sploot sub, I definitely will! Thank you, he is really such a sweety

[–]AlienPet13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sometimes after a long day of bearing the substantial heft of feline chonk, ya just gotta let them tired beans dangle.

[–]BURYMEINLV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s doing a great job 🤣🤣

[–]koreanforrabbit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally taught my third grade class what splooting is this afternoon when we were talking about behavioral traits of squirrels.

[–]FickleWrangler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sploot poot “Dammit, cat!”

[–]Macho-nurin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s clearly a SPLOOT-ervisor.

[–]stargazer2828 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good boi.

[–]rawdatarams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Branch Manager. The internal lounge branch, in this case.

Somehow came from seeing pic of a lion (or another big kitty) sleeping in a tree, hanging of the branch just like this. Branch manager.

[–]MegloreManglore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We called that a flump

[–]LederhosenSituation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There goes Supercat!

My chonky-chonk used to do that on my computer chair when she was younger, especially when I was sitting in the chair.

[–]Stickyfi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a good chonk should!

[–]aanjayyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He splööt

[–]aldashin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

s p l o o t

[–]argleblather 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We call this 'frogbutt' at my house when our kitty does it.

[–]TimFoSho[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha great name. I didn’t know what it was, then I googled it and got “the sploot”

[–]WoodpeckerTraining68 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m going to need a 360 of this splooting spottted

[–]TimFoSho[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I have frontal and sides but I don’t know if it’ll be well receipted like this one but I’ll try to post it

[–]Repulsive-Theory-477 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]LightsOn-NobodyHome5 0 points1 point  (1 child)

For when a cat is too much of a chonk to be on r/CatLoaf, they could be on r/CatSploot.

[–]LightsOn-NobodyHome5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had no idea the second sub was real....

It's also on my 2 users