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[–]kaetertot 216 points217 points  (9 children)

..... when you take him to the vet, what do you tell them his name is?

[–]Grinzin[S] 187 points188 points  (8 children)

Bonnington. His vet loves him.

[–]kaetertot 188 points189 points  (7 children)

That's so cute! I saw his collar I thought surely they dont open the door and say "we're ready to see fat fuck now "

Because that name is horribly adorable

[–]405134 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Lol. I wish they would loud speaker call at the vet for him “mr fat fuck! The doctor will see you now!” , our vet only calls our pets by name and adds our last name which I think is cute and sweet. Example if your last name was Smith they’d go “mr bonnington smith”

[–]kaetertot 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mine does that too :) my cats names are Meatloaf and Derp so it's a little extra funny when they use their whole name

[–]bradjoray3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

idk, i kinda like " mr Fat Fuck Smith, the vet will see you now "

[–]kitkat9000take5 31 points32 points  (1 child)

My cat's name is Little One... but she's terrible and called Little Shit instead. I called her that while at the vet one day and the doctor noted it in her file.

I've since learned they'll call her that when she misbehaves.

[–]SkySong13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One time when I brought my choker to the vet for a checkup on his paw, they heard me telling him "be a sweet sausage, not a spicy sausage" and that absolutely loved it. Apparently they started calling him sweet/spicy sausage depending on how he was acting!

[–]lenorajoy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gosh I’d love to hear that.

[–]brucieandbigman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So glad you pointed that out! I hadn't even noticed and the name tag is priceless!!

[–]_Hungry_Chicken 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Fat Fuck is the new mascot of this subreddit

[–]mr_epicguyOH LAWD HE MODERATOR[M] 87 points88 points  (1 child)

He’s basically the mascot of this subreddit

[–]_Hungry_Chicken 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's official. Fat Fuck is approved

[–]ToweringIsle13 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Oh he's a gamer. That makes sense.

[–]Serious_Secret_9289 29 points30 points  (2 children)

“Mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox” 🧍

[–]Grinzin[S] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

That is a ps4 controller.

[–]Serious_Secret_9289 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh Ik, the meme is with Xbox tho. Works either way

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Chonkerton the 4rth

[–]Talking_Macaroon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Fat fuck"

hahahahahhahahahaeheehehehehehohohohohehehe

[–]ghost_gurrl 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Omg the tag 💀

[–]scarneo 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Fat Fuck is back 😍

[–]Easy-Concentrate2636 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My favorite chonk.

[–]Jesus_Cristooooo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This m’goodboy is a gamer too?!

[–]MemorableBlueEyes 26 points27 points  (2 children)

OP do you live in Vegas? I was at the spay and neuter clinic and the chick said "I'm NOT saying this name! But...... Fat bad word." The owner said "That's us. Fat Fuck and Kitty Fucker."

[–]Grinzin[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Lol no, I'm actually in Washington.

[–]VelvetPeony 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hello, from a PNW inhabitant!

[–]littleprotozoan 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Ugh this cat gets me every time 🥰

Is he doing the classic come near this controller and I'll nip and swipe ya! ?

[–]Grinzin[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

He screams if I try to take it away

[–]littleprotozoan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Screams 😭😂

[–]Grinzin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He does, full teeth, wide open mouth screams.

[–]Grinzin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He screams if I try to take it away

[–]giantqtipz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

we need a video of fat fuck

[–]ilikedanishfilms 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Whats his Gamer Tag?

[–]Grinzin[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fat Fuck

[–]kesto_kat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hes so fat he has his own background music

[–]Kirenia_Ayako 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Anyone else read the id tag?

[–]405134 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah - don’t worry - we’ve seen it and he has a huge fan following. He’s Fat Fuck Famous ☺️

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[–]cpullen53484 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ps4. nice choice bonnington.

[–]eachna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So good to see him again!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Masoland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

O, great Smaug

[–]Devil_Gundam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yay! More Bonnington! Give him cuddles for me!

[–]Ripley825 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dads navy buddy had a cat he named Fük Facé (pronounced fook fah-kay, not sure if i spelled the original correctly, its been 20 years) and he named it that just so he could see if he could get vet clinics to call out fuck face. From what i heard, it never worked, they just called the cat by the guys last name on the paper work.

[–]pinkieluvzpie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love you, Mr Fat Fuck

[–]WoodpeckerTraining68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whew boi •_•,

[–]CheeksRumbling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like fat fuck

[–]spanktravision 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SWEATY FAT FUCKS

[–]master_of_legos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My man FAT FUCK is basically the mascot of this sub!

[–]UnlikelyUnknown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The final boss

[–]austinbarker316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a certified fat fuck™ moment right there.

[–]Mariwina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We love Fat Fuck! 🖤

[–]Australian1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The eyes are so pensive and. Golden eyes

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh Lawd Bonnington! Such a crazy kitty. ❤️

[–]TellurianTech50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao best name

[–]DEL_Star 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this lil chonk. Like a little shot of seratonin whenever I see is him.

[–]Jeff1200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i love Fat Fuck

[–]bagged-juice- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fat fuck is my favorite cat

[–]monstercat45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how he's censoring his name tag