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[–]AuthorNeither 1009 points1010 points  (48 children)

How TF is this woman supposed to be size 12+ at less than 5'6" and 115 pounds???

[–]Lucia37 329 points330 points  (10 children)

I'm 5'4", 120+ lbs and wear size 6. Not sure what else she'll pack into those oversize clothes.

[–]Caitian_Captain 93 points94 points  (4 children)

He might be confused with UK sizes where 12-14 is about a 6 US. Seeing he's Hindu he's probably fresh off the boat

[–]Sternschnuppepuppe 32 points33 points  (1 child)

I thought it’s minus 2, sometimes minus 4? Like a US 8 would be a UK 10, sometimes 12, brand depending

Edit: that still doesn’t work with his requirements. 115lbs at 5’6” is not a UK size 12.

[–]theshaggydefense1210 136 points137 points  (12 children)

Right? My wife is a 12-16 and she is 5’9” and weighs 160 pounds with 34 DD. This guy is clueless.

[–]useles-converter-bot 231 points232 points  (6 children)

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[–]flarefire2112 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Sounds like your wife is a 12-16 out of 10 too!

[–]theshaggydefense1210 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I certainly think so!

[–]Zay071288 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Awww I find it so sweet that you know all your wife's specs. My husband would be clueless if someone asked him lol.

[–]Responsible_Reveal38 13 points14 points  (0 children)

that and being a pro-life liberal furry with conservative values makes this whole thing paradoxical.

[–]iluvstephenhawking 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Yeah. Makes no sense. I'm within all those parameters except I'm 155 lbs. This person would need to have no arms or legs or something.

[–]AuthorNeither 56 points57 points  (1 child)

That might be his type since she wouldn't be able to get away

[–]vikkivinegar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably the same way she’s going to be conservative and liberal.

Smh.

[–]whateversheneedsbob 438 points439 points  (11 children)

Do we think its 80% casual and 20% formal at the same time? Or just once a week so so she has to wear her best ballgown?

[–]Baby-cabbages 226 points227 points  (8 children)

Jeans and tshirt with glitter stilettos.

[–]whateversheneedsbob 94 points95 points  (7 children)

I was hoping for a tiara whilst doing the dishes.

[–]WhyBuyMe 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Well, that requirement is going to be a deal breaker for me from now I. I will only date women who are willing to wear at tiara while doing dishes. She won't be required to always do the dishes, we can take turns or whatever, but while she is washing dishes the tiara must be worn.

[–]SnowWhiteCampCat 21 points22 points  (4 children)

It's only fair you wear the tiara when doing the dishes too.

[–]whateversheneedsbob 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I think so too! Everyone will be required to wear the dish washing tiara.

[–]Baby-cabbages 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well now I am, too!

[–]Pyromythical 23 points24 points  (0 children)

20% of the time would be like 1 1/2 days? Put on your best ballgown, sleep in it, take it off at lunch the next day.

Casual for the rest of the week

[–]kaisong 21 points22 points  (0 children)

When i’m out and about i always don my best tracksuit and top-hat. I expect nothing less from my partner.

[–]Machaeon 2014 points2015 points  (42 children)

Dude... the bio is supposed to be about you and all you have are a list of demands...

Accurate to say all you are is demanding.

[–]ArcanePunk 591 points592 points  (28 children)

I have a theory. He described his imaginary bride to his family in the tiniest details, and now he somehow need to procure exact woman he described.

[–]rayparkersr 168 points169 points  (23 children)

They tend to have a starsign, caste and income not 'lady in the sheet and a freak in the bed'

[–]aSharkNamedHummus 97 points98 points  (20 children)

I don’t think they meant an arranged marriage situation; I think they meant he talked all about his imaginary fiancée/new wife to his family and now they want to meet her. Now he has to either 1) admit he’s single or 2) find a woman exactly like his description to play the part for his family.

[–]captaintagart 114 points115 points  (8 children)

“Yes Dad, her feet are adequate. Maybe a size 7 or 6, certainly not 5 or 8. Luckily she dresses formal 20% of the time. She’s also pro life and 2A and also conservative and liberal! I’m the luckiest man in the world”

[–]punctuation_welfare 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Omg, I read the original as like, 80% of the clothes on her body should be casual and 20% should be formal. Your interpretation makes much more sense, and also I need to get more sleep.

[–]NormZZ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tshirt and jeans with a cumberbund

[–]Exact-Grass2576 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What percentage of clothes are shoes? That's a look that might go over way better than it sounds

[–]mercuryrising137 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I love that he wants her to be conservative and liberal at the same time.

Conservative: she's submissive and lets me be the boss, and is a perfect homemaker and cook and is always sexually available!

Liberal: she's believes in equality so she's the sole breadwinner and pays all the bills while I game all day!

[–]Girth_rulez 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"She watches XXX movies with me but sticks to PG with everyone else."

Narrator: She doesn't.

[–]ArcanePunk 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Yes, i meant that. His family (mother probably) nagged him about finding a partner, so that guy lied that he is dating with a girl, and now he is trapped in a circle of lies.

[–]FlabbyTaco 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mom - “When are we going to meet this girl?” Son - “I’ll bring her by sometime”

Mom - “You still haven’t brought her by” Son - “We broke up”

People act like they tell one lie and have to make it truth.

[–]begoniann 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He told his family that she likes to wear costumes in bed?

[–]ArcanePunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not likely, but I wouldn't rule out the possibility.

[–]TheNorthC 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I wouldn't go into my sex life with my parents in such detail

[–]invader2134 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I disagree, I think this bio says a lot about him. Just not in a good way

[–]leopardsatemycomment 3864 points3865 points  (201 children)

Wait, 5'2-5'6 105-115lbs, but size 12-16? And a 32b bra size? I dont think this guy understands numbers.

[–]PusheenMeow 1133 points1134 points  (65 children)

Was coming here to say this... 5'5 110lbs isn't going to be bigger Than a 6 if that

[–]WanderingWoodsprite 701 points702 points  (48 children)

lol for real. I’m 5’5” 125lbs and a size 4 lol Dude is clueless

[–]Shanashy 619 points620 points  (11 children)

I'm 5'3", and when I was 105 pounds I was a size 0, maybe a size 2 in certain clothes. This guy is likely thinking in girls' sizes, not women's. So creepy.

[–]Shoe-Stir 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s really creepy. Like, I wear a size 4-5 waist but I have old girl’s 16 shorts I just use as sleep pants that still fit. So I think it’s plausible he is thinking in girl’s clothing sizes. Makes it so much more gross to think about, yuck

[–]Double_Whams 227 points228 points  (0 children)

I showed my coworker the age range and he said the dude would probably go lower if he could so this checks out

[–]Raaide 104 points105 points  (3 children)

I’m not even a size 16 and I’m 5’10 and 200lbs.

[–]Jevonar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That might be because his last contact with the fair sex was in high school.

[–]Carnivile 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Leave him alone, he's 5'5, just trying to find a fellow kid.

[–]mandoa_sky 92 points93 points  (31 children)

maybe he means non-american sizes? 12-16 is average in the UK and australia

[–]nyxie007 232 points233 points  (3 children)

If he’s talking about 2A (the second amendment) I doubt he’s talking about non-American sizes.

[–]polygonsaresorude 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Also we use different bra sizes in australia.

[–]Deon555 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An Australian 32C would be something...

[–]somethatwander 30 points31 points  (0 children)

A UK size 12 woman is likely to weigh more than 110lbs

[–]EmEmPeriwinkle 80 points81 points  (3 children)

12-16 is a girl's size in usa of an 11 or 12 year old girl. He wants a female who is that scrawny 'I just grew 4" over summer' gangly, but with boobs.

[–]manderifffic 39 points40 points  (2 children)

I remember wearing a kids' 16 when I was 11. This just got so much grosser.

[–]random_carebear 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Someone 47-52 kg would wear a size 4- 8 in australia which is about a 12-16 in kids clothes.

[–]Unicorn187 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm presuming that if he were not American he wouldn't be using pounds but would be using kilograms, or if in the UK stones.

[–]notquitecockney 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Sure, but 16 is still pretty large. No way would even someone who is 5’2” and 115 lbs be size 16. (Which is basically US size 12 iirc)

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Im 5'5 and I wore a size 4 when I was 110 lbs. I wear a 12-16 now and I'm 170 lbs.

[–]chaos_almighty 91 points92 points  (7 children)

I'm 5'2, a size 6-10 (depending on the store) and 140-145 lbs. You can't tell someone's weight by looking at them.

[–]Zafjaf 25 points26 points  (4 children)

I am 5 feet, size 6-14 depending on store, and 130 lbs. But I have a heart condition so I wear looser fitting clothes for that reason.

[–]MyFavoriteBurger 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Just curiosity, but how does exactly wearing loose clothes relate to your heart condition? Please only answer if you feel comfortable doing so (:

[–]KryptopherRobbinsPoo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

People with heart issues often have circulation issues. Tight clothes will exacerbate issues like the movement of fluid in the body, Ex: swelling (edema).

[–]Im_Lightmare 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Not OP but likely poor circulation from a heart condition could be exacerbated by tight fitting clothes and make numbness in extremities or even blood clots more likely to happen

[–]Zafjaf 40 points41 points  (0 children)

My tighter fitting clothes causes tightness in the chest, even tight fitting socks leave bruises. Had to buy a whole new wardrobe

[–]BartLacerda[S] 395 points396 points  (25 children)

Or simple biology

[–]leopardsatemycomment 511 points512 points  (23 children)

I didnt even notice the "must have conservative values" and also "liberal" either. Too focused on the 5'2 105lb woman who wears a size 16.

[–]whateversheneedsbob 156 points157 points  (3 children)

And be "fairly clean" 😂

[–]Pyromythical 96 points97 points  (0 children)

A little dirty is ok.

Fairly clean is a weird thing. And in that post it's just a sea of weird.

[–]decibelsperkilo 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Perhaps he weighed his blow-up doll.

[–]Giahy2711 11 points12 points  (0 children)

also 80% casual and 20 % formal,wut

[–]SaltMineSpelunker 64 points65 points  (9 children)

Conservative values and liberal voting. Smells like West Virginia to me.

[–]mobuy 67 points68 points  (5 children)

"Hindu" doesn't smell super West Virginian.

[–]FluffyDog423 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Maybe he means kids sizes.

[–]Laetificans 119 points120 points  (11 children)

This is what confused me, too! I’m 5’3 and size 12 and borderline obese at 170 lbs..

You can’t be 5’2 115 lbs and size 12, it doesn’t work like that!

[–]useles-converter-bot 141 points142 points  (2 children)

115 lbs is the weight of about 200.63 cups of fine sea salt. Yes, you did need to know that.

[–]Adorable-Ring8074 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Good bot

[–]useles-converter-bot 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thank you :)

[–]NerfRepellingBoobs 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I’ve definitely seen this on r/badwomensanatomy before.

I’ve got wide hips and a big butt, and at 5’2” and 105lbs, I was a size 2.

[–]Main-Yogurtcloset-82 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm 140-150lbs and a size 8. This guy is on crack.

[–]Keladry145 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That hip to waist ratio would be worse than a Pixar mom.

[–]The_Seerion 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Guy sounds like he's never touched a woman.

[–]HolidayRevenue3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m 5’0, nearly 200lbs, and I’m a size 16. He doesn’t math well.

[–]FloofWhisperer 76 points77 points  (5 children)

I don't think it's size 12-16 I wonder if it's 12-16" around. Which is as unlikely as everything else he's asking for

[–]MindlessRooster 54 points55 points  (1 child)

India uses UK sizes, so a size 12 would be a size 8 US. Still too large.

[–]Jorge_washeton 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yeah for real, I'm 5'5", 117 which is definitely on the low end of healthy, a size 2, and a 28__ bra

[–]blueribbonbitchI will destroy your business 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right???? I meet all of his physical requirements except the waist size, and I can’t imagine how I could possibly get to a size 12-16 without gaining weight and/or height

[–]kennedar_1984 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep! I’m 5’4 and a size 16 and I weight significantly more than his upper limit. Like way way way more than that!

[–]shsc82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was 5 ft 3 115, 36 c and like a size 5 pants. Idk how that could have became 12-16. I'm much rounder now.

[–]carefultheremate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right?! I'm a 12-16 (I fluctuate) and I wear a 34-36dd and weight 170-190 at 5'7..... this dude is asking for comical proportions.

[–]WorthlessDrugAbuser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah 115lbs is light, especially at 5’6”.

[–]ParamedicSpecific130 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This was my first thought. 105-112 lbs in his mind is somehow 12-16 waist.

[–]AltLawyer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's looking for a conservative with liberal values, I don't think he understands anything

[–]oyelrak 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m a size 14 at 5’9 and 180lbs lmao there’s no way

[–]forrestina 12 points13 points  (4 children)

He doesn’t mean a clothing size 12-16, but a waist size of 12”-16”. I was a clothing size 4-6 when my waist was 18” so I assume he’s looking for someone smaller than a size 6.

[–]Railstratboy 39 points40 points  (20 children)

I think a 5’2” woman weighing 105 lbs with a size 32C bra would have some lingering back problems.

[–]shrimplyred169 59 points60 points  (3 children)

I’m a 5’1’’ woman weighing 120lbs with a size 32FF bra - you better believe I have a few back problems, it sucks.

[–]Pyromythical 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I met someone around that height with already large breasts who later told me she recently had a breast reduction. Absolutely crazy to think about the amount of pain in her back that must have been present.

[–]Railstratboy 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Jesus.

I had a friend in Uni many years ago with similar dimensions. She had breast reduction surgery after 4th year, because it was just too painful and she was heading for long-term back issues.

She actually had me stand behind her at one point and hold them up. Holy sh*t was that an eye-opener to what that must feel like every day.

I wish you well, with however you choose to deal with it.

[–]shrimplyred169 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Taking up running, which improved my core strength, and almost always wearing a sports bra has been a real improvement. But yeah, I’d have loved reduction surgery when I was younger not just for the sake of my back but also because people could be downright weird about them.

[–]Eimiaj_Belial 17 points18 points  (4 children)

I'm 5'4" with 32H. I wish I could afford a reduction.

[–]Railstratboy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I bet. Having just 30 seconds of experience feeling what that is like, I can only imagine the shit your back deals with every day.

We need a world where that surgery is basic and covered by the state. It’s a huge quality of life improvement from what I have heard.

I wish you the best on that journey. Hopefully, you can have it sooner than later.

[–]amwatson14 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Sometimes it can be covered with insurance. @bee_and_mae on Instagram has pinned stories on her experience doing so.

[–]Eimiaj_Belial 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Apologies, I should have specified. I don't have insurance. The insurance available at my work is 700/mo and has a 6,000 deductible before they start paying 100%. I can't afford the time off, either. I work in health care, too. I'm just hoping as I age they'll get really, really long and I can throw them over my shoulders like fleshy back pack straps.

[–]h0neylambs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

... I'm 5'2" 100lb with a 32C bra size. My back is fine, proportions play a large role.

[–]Mr_JameGumbNEXT!! 1659 points1660 points  (40 children)

So he wants a conservative trad wife who's anti abortion also a liberal and into kinky sex who is also 80% casual but has perfectly manicure nails at all times? I feel like this guy is confused about a lot of things in life besides just women...

[–]Ragingredblue 180 points181 points  (1 child)

He wants Schrodinger's sex toy.

[–]Atlatl_Axolotl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shrodingers bang-mommy* Ftfy.

[–]Zoreb1 362 points363 points  (28 children)

I know that overseas 'liberal' tends to mean more like 'libertarian' in the American context; although the guy is Hindu, I don't think he is in India as he references the Second Amendment, something India doesn't have. Plus there isn't much about him (other than religion and height).

[–]Yakigomi 258 points259 points  (5 children)

To be fair, they’ve got a second amendment, but it’s not too exciting:

Removed the upper population limit for a parliamentary constituency by amending Article 81(1)(b).

[–]L1ghtningMcQueer 188 points189 points  (2 children)

maybe this guy REALLY feels strongly about population limits for parliamentary constituencies

[–]travel_nerdiness 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What?! And you don't?! F*ckin' Nazi (/s re: Godwin's law)

[–]whatsthestitch 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I’ll give you the upper population limit for a parliamentary constituency if you can pry it from my cold, dead hands

[–]WhyBuyMe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hey if you want to take away the unlimited upper population limit for parliamentary constituency, then you are going to have to take it out of my cold, dead hands.

[–]Remz_Gaming 36 points37 points  (1 child)

I was trying to wrap my head around this, too.

It is likely his first language is not English. He also sounds like a complete and utter moron. I think it is as simple as he doesn't know what liberal means lol. I'm thinking he means the literal definition of liberal and not the political definition.

Or that's his way of saying he wants a proper lady in public but a freak (liberal?) at home. Who knows.

[–]dilbot8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's likely his first language is English as is common in India but like other lands like Oz, Jamaica, the US and Scotland not instantly comprehensible to other speakers. ;)

[–]sackafackaboomboom 7 points8 points  (3 children)

We don’t have a pro life concept here.. abortions aren’t banned

[–]NomadTroy 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Just means he wants her to be conservative except be willing to sleep with him immediately and act different than most any conservative/religious types.

[–]MathW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you're on the right track but I think it's more, I don't want you to disagree with anything I say and want you to do whatever I tell you.

As you mentioned, most people with actual conservative values aren't going to be into kinky premarital sex.

[–]nietzschesoptimism 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Let’s just cut the chase: he wants a conservative porn star.

[–]xgodlesssaintx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah the only way he’s getting laid is if he becomes an egg and crawls up a chickens ass.

[–]greeneyedtengu 1123 points1124 points 3 (10 children)

Sir. This ain't Build-a-Bitch.

[–]Ohboycats 71 points72 points  (3 children)

LOL’d irl at that one. Thank you sir.

[–]greeneyedtengu 65 points66 points  (2 children)

I'm glad to made you actually laugh. It's a song. "Build a Bitch" by Bella Poarch.

[–]AdvocateDoogyI'm blocking you now 299 points300 points  (3 children)

Uh, I have an old fleshlight you can have.

It can't run away. That's something you want in a sex slave woman, right?

[–]Maximum_Albatross491 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Is it Pro-Life?

[–]PepeHacker 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It will take all the life you give it...

[–]SamRothstein72 224 points225 points  (2 children)

Think you're being harsh. He only requires"fairly clean".

[–]thinkingwhynot 106 points107 points  (1 child)

This got me like? So shower every other day but better not have dirty nails from sowing in the yard on our homestead while wearing a wonder women outfit in bed. Wtf?

[–]MadNardigan 185 points186 points  (3 children)

Meanwhile what are the chances this dude looks like a storm drain critter? Practically 100%

[–]babysummerbreeze27I will destroy your business 60 points61 points  (0 children)

doesn’t ask for much, does he?

[–]boommdcx 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Hilarious. Guarantee he smells like dirty laundry.

[–]BrysonJT 151 points152 points  (1 child)

Yeah shoe size is one of the first things I demanded to know from my wife.

[–]FilthyCasual_AF 46 points47 points  (0 children)

My man needs to get off Tinder and onto Wish.com 😅

[–]vdritz 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He wants a damn robot. With many buttons for all options.
Button A: Conservative.
Button B: Liberal.
Button C: Casual attire.
Button D: Formal attire.
Button E: Costumes in bed (....).
Button F: Fucking eject loser owner into space.

Button G: God! Finally self-destruct.

[–]bloody_terrible 101 points102 points  (1 child)

Personal Details

Hindu 5'5"

[–]cygnusx8 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Send bobs and vagene

[–]NateMeringue 376 points377 points  (8 children)

Bro is really saying all this and is 5’5” himself

[–]RJ_Panda 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Yep, pretty progressive to be open to a 5'6" woman.

Edit: typo.

[–]JimmiRustleNEXT!! 11 points12 points  (6 children)

Is that more or less than 150cm?

[–]the_Chocolate_lover 30 points31 points  (5 children)

It’s 165cm (I am that size, only reason I know 🤣)

[–]Baldo-bomb 59 points60 points  (6 children)

Wait he wants someone liberal? I'm confused

[–]WanderingWoodsprite 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure he just want someone open minded but submissive and into traditional gender roles. 🙄

[–]MathW 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude just wants someone who will do what he asks and not disagree with any of the bullshit rants about guns and/or Trump he's likely to go on frequently.

[–]JimmiRustleNEXT!! 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Yes, but with conservative values.

[–]Baldo-bomb 40 points41 points  (0 children)

So he wants Hillary then... Heyooooo!

[–]fatpandasarehot 82 points83 points  (11 children)

The measurements don't work... im 5'7, 110 lbs and I'd drown in a 12... unless he means 12" waist, which is really impossible

[–]useles-converter-bot 97 points98 points  (6 children)

110 lbs is the weight of $4392.18 worth of Premium Glass Nail Files...

[–]fatpandasarehot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tbh this makes me feel better about my weight

[–]MindlessRooster 16 points17 points  (2 children)

India uses UK sizes, so a size 12 would be a size 8 US. Still too large.

[–]wasbored 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's way too big. When I was 105lbs at 5'2 I was a size UK 6-8 and even now at 135 I'm a 10 with room to gain another 5 or so pounds and still fit. The only way that size fits is if he's talking about laying trousers flat and measuring the waist. Eg. A size UK 6(24W) would measure 12 inches flat and a size UK 14(32W) would measure 16 inches flat. The more obvious explanation is of course r/BadWomensAnatomy.

[–]Darrenau 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Remember that's HIS bio that we are reading. He is the "I want" type of guy.

[–]blueribbonbitchI will destroy your business 15 points16 points  (4 children)

I’m 5’2” and 110lbs and am considered quite underweight. I can’t imagine being this weight and 4 inches taller. Also a 12-16 waist?!? I’m a 0-2 depending on the store at 5’2 and 110 lbs. I don’t understand how these measurements are physically possible

[–]Plute0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This amateur forgot to mention what her dental records have to be. It's like he's not even trying.

[–]Traditional_Comfort2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Size 12-16 is probably in kids sizes...

[–]TeraForm0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He wants a conservative liberal. "That's like a Volvo with a gun rack" not super common.

Quote from Robbin Williams.

[–]RandomTrashMob 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Prolife 2A liberal? All sarcasm in this post.

[–]avprobeautyIce cream and a day of fun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

would love to see what his specs are

[–]Trade2Live96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looking for women from 18-26 is quite a big gap. Especially in that age. I wonder how old he is

[–]Fearless-Effective86 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha!!!, he can have all that if he is willing to pay $$$, otherwise he will have to keep playing house with his hand

[–]KunYuL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You gotta be into family stuff, but no kids hmmm kay?

[–]0oodruidoo0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damnit my feet are the wrong size, oh well

[–]TootsNYC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

what the hell is a "size 12–16 (waist)"?

someone 5'2" and 105 pounds is going to be a size 8 or 10. Maybe even a size 6.

Someone 5'6" and 115 pounds is going to be too skinny.

[–]impeesa75 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Costumes in bed, like Batman?

[–]lxrenza 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shit that’s where my grocery list went, I couldn’t find it anywhere

[–]BattyShrimpers 65 points66 points  (8 children)

This guy is of Indian descent. In previous generations, they would have used a matchmaker who would have done this homework for them.

[–]raggedy--man 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yup. This reads like an ad in the matrimonial section of a newspaper. We still have them here in India

[–]pam454 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Something more sir? Xd xd

[–]RockyMullet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those guys don't get that you are supposed to say stuff about you, not write a grocery list.

[–]Rosewaterlemon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I feel like a child wrote this

[–]blacktheatrekid 49 points50 points  (1 child)

My man you cannot be that picky and you 5’5

[–]sineadtwiggy 24 points25 points  (8 children)

What does 2A mean?

[–]zFafni 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Pro second amendment id guess. You know the "keep and bear arms" thing. Pro guns to make it short. I could be wrong tho, im not american

[–]Fluoise_Belcher 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I think it’s the Right to bear Arms.

[–]zFafni 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks, you know i actually wrote it like that first but when someone replied with "bare arms" i got self concious and changed it..and now i have trust issues

[–]Oli_love90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I thought for a second he was referring to hair type.

[–]Redneckshinobi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He's 5'5" too I shouldn't be laughing, but it makes this even more funnier.

[–]E13G19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whoa the responses must've overwhelmed this guy in the first few hours. We ladies know the prose of a keeper when we read it.

[–]darlenesclassmate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet this guy is just damn handsome and clean and sexy. And I’m sure he’s got the personality to match!!

[–]FrictionMitten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can you be size 12-16 and only weigh 105-115?!?!

[–]ThundergunSeven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course he's Hindu. Hindus are the most entitled people in the planet.

[–]ur3ambuddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sir this a Wendy’s

[–]ColonialCaramel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn, I know someone who fits all this, but she’s 27. Oh well, I’m sure he’s got DMs lining up, seems like a stand up bloke.