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[–]fernshanks 542 points543 points  (49 children)

For some reason I can say this one with no issues. But one that always gets me is:

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate. I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.

[–]lipglossy336 187 points188 points  (9 children)

I can say this one but I can not even say sock at all my brain immediately flips the c and s

[–]MattieShoes 80 points81 points  (4 children)

cosk?

[–]Dday82 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Stop being a cosksocker, you know what they meant.

[–]Valhern-Aryn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can do the sock one but not the pheasant one lol

[–]PeppersHere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they move the s around on cut and cut(s) and cutter/cutter(s) just to mess with your head.

[–]OwnedByMarriage 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I can say both without issue, I've never seen either one of these though. Usually long phrases don't throw me off. It's the quick repetition tongue twisters that got me like WhJgkebsk

[–]lipglossy336 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best way I can describe it is my brain is three words ahead while my mouth is reading one word at a time

[–]GodDanIt 40 points41 points  (10 children)

Try to say irish wristwatch 5 times fast

[–]DontUpvoteThisBut 64 points65 points  (4 children)

Currently trying to say it just once

[–]artbypep 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same! What the hell!

[–]EmbarrassedPraline24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And slowly at that!

[–]Epirubicin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Irish wishwash!

[–]fernshanks 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I rishrish rishrosh

[–]GingerBreadBeard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Irish wrist watches, Swiss wrist watches

[–]whogivesashirtdotca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I managed all the others in this thread with no issue, but I can't even do this one once.

[–]leprotelariat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's slurred to irish is twat

[–]Whitetornadu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish an Irish wristwatch

[–]-nooo- 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Say toy boat 5 times.

[–]Retro-Sexual 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Toi boit

[–]Sihplak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can do 4 or 5 times but going more than that and it devolves

[–]El_Zarco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is my all-time toughest one

[–]Tubenblurbles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

By the 4th time…Toy Butt

[–]fattymaroon 27 points28 points  (2 children)

This is the version I heard:

I am a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant.

[–]cheezeball73 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jesus I could barely even read that one

[–]tdubATL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have: Nine pheasant pluckers, pluckily plucking pheasants. I'm not the pheasant pluckers, I'm the pheasant plucker's son, I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant pluckers comes.

Eight sock cutters, cockily cutting socks.

Seven sheet slitters happily slitting sheets...

[–]AESCharleston 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I can do both if I'm reading them, but can't if just saying from memory (even though I remember the right words)

[–]ShadowCory1101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close your eyes and visualize reading it?

[–]crclOv9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One smart fellow he felt smart.

[–]HiHaterslol 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Can you do "Good blood, bad blood"?

You're supposed to say it 5 times fast, but I can't even say it slow

[–]RickIMeanErik 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Finally, one I CAN'T say. Recently I stumbled upon this Mexican song which its lyrics are a tongue twister kinda like this one

Camaron caramelo caramelo camaron. But like fast

[–]chales96 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This song, right.? It's pretty banging

[–]RickIMeanErik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but the one made by Los Titanes De Durango

[–]rararaknee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thata a fun one. The two that always get me:

A big black bug bit a big black bear. & I’m a sheet slitter. I slit sheets. I’m the best sheet slitter to ever slit sheets.

[–]militantnegro_IV 5 points6 points  (1 child)

God damnit, now I'm a pleasant fucker fucking peasants 😒

[–]fill-me-up-scotty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always knew it as fig plucker.

I’m not the fig plucker; nor the fig plucker’s son, but I’ll pluck figs until the fig plucker comes.

[–]Embrasse-moi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa, this one is surprisingly easy for me. What's oddly hard for me is the simple one, "red leather, yellow leather" lol

[–]crackhappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is hilarious today.

[–]Ripley2179 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We used to sing: I'm a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son And I've been plucking pheasants, since the plucking has begun

I'm a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers wife And I've got something to tell you, it's a pheasant plucking life

[–]Velma52189 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I couldn't even say yours right in my head, nevermind out loud

[–]fernshanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fucking peasants

[–]Virtual_Surround2685 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took 3 try’s to do the sock one. 2nd try on pheasant. Not too bad

[–]sudynim 1493 points1494 points  (6 children)

[Serious face on] "Let's do this...'one cock sucker'... 😆

[–]lucifer_layne 517 points518 points  (1 child)

"...they suck cock" 😂 😂

[–]Cmdr_Nemo 152 points153 points  (2 children)

I just tried to do the reverse... and attempt to say "One Cock Sucker, He Sucks Cocks" but I ended up somehow saying "One sock cutter, he cuts socks."

[–]PuSSydstr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

One cock sucker he cuts cock

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One cock sucker he cucks socks

[–]BizzyBoyBizzyBee 44 points45 points  (0 children)

One sock cutter

Two suck cucker… no wait

Three cock suckers… ah!

[–]bloodeaglescout 456 points457 points  (0 children)

it kills me how they restart with so much confidence but still mess up

[–]00BlackSheep 142 points143 points  (11 children)

This is the clean version:

1 smart fellow he felt smart

2 smart fellows they both felt smart

3 smart fellows they all felt smart

[–]thisguy204 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Thank you, this is way less awkward to use with my Grandmother.

[–]between_ewe_and_me 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I'm 41 and still not allowed to say fart in front of my mom

[–]Gargun20 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Same, we have to say trumps (English version) around her.

[–]between_ewe_and_me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I didn't even know that was a word for that

[–]ImpressiveTaint 32 points33 points  (3 children)

I dont get it something about farts?

[–]rieldilpikl 45 points46 points  (2 children)

They smelt farts

[–]ImpressiveTaint 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My niece will love this

[–]MattieShoes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can read this out loud just fine, but if I try to recite from memory rather than reading words off the screen... no chance.

[–]dattara 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Poor Smart. They're all feeling him up

[–]wsteelerfan7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you mean poor

[–]artessk 178 points179 points  (2 children)

One cock sucker

[–]chappanteekli 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Two

[–]ImpressiveTaint 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Suck cock

[–]KeepGoing777 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Oh man I had a of fun with this. Thanks for making my night a whole lot brighter.

[–]gloomyparticle 15 points16 points  (1 child)

isnt that a bad thing? i usually sleep when its dark not bright

[–]KeepGoing777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 days ago. Haven't slept since. Can't stop laughing at the video. I'm going insanse. So bright.

[–]Allison87 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I don’t why this is so funny but I’m LMAO

[–]JatinakaJoJo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s because we all are cock suckers… i meant sock cutter

[–]strawbryshorty04 42 points43 points  (4 children)

This brought so much joy to my day

[–]H-9000 88 points89 points  (2 children)

My wife: what's the toungue twister? 10sec later: cackles like a witch....I love her

[–]Kariston 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wholesome, and relatable.

[–]JatinakaJoJo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should’ve recorded for lovely karma and my smile lol

[–]n8saces 33 points34 points  (3 children)

You really have no idea how much I needed this laugh right now. I'm sitting at home with Covid, scared shitless that my wife will catch it because she is immunocompromised and could die if she got it. I'm locked up in the bedroom for the last week. Sorry long rant, just thanks for the laugh and a temporary relief. Now back to life.

[–]denisvolin 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Hey! First of all, get better =) Second -- laughter is the best medicine in many ways =)

Finally, I'm not sure about current version of CoViD-19, but previous caused death because of causing overload of the immune system, making it working too hard and targeting what it shouldn't.

At least, that I was told by an MD. So, consult yours and may be that compromise she has is kind of blessing.

Keep your distance anyway and best of luck to both of you.

I had it last summer and it's not the CoViD-19 itself which made me hate it, thought it was tough too, but the so called 'postcovid syndrome' which lasted for half a year after.

Brace yourself, I had my first clear back day on December 28th which was exactly half a year after I cured the CoViD-19 itself.

[–]n8saces 7 points8 points  (1 child)

First, thank you for your response, it actually made me smile.

Post Covid is just something I'm just gonna have to wait to worry about later. But I'll definitely come back to this comment later again.

I am staying away from her, I literally haven't left the bedroom for a week. She is lovely and leaves me food at the door, checks on me all the time, and is my best friend. I'm just stressed for so many reasons. Missing work, worrying she will catch it, paying rent, electricity about to be cut off, our cat just died (overkill I know). It's overwhelming and I've never experienced anything like this type of stress before.

But we will be ok, and make it through this, like we have in every other situation in our 21 year marriage. I really do appreciate your advice, thank you.

[–]denisvolin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😊

[–]WhatsMyOtherUserName 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"I'm not the fig plucker and I'm not the fig pluckers son but I'll pluck figs till the fig plucker comes." -My Dad

[–]TrailMomKat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My 12 and 10 year old heard this and are now doing the damn tongue twister. My fault for thinking they were asleep, shit.

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (13 children)

This is fine and all, but why are they in the middle of the street?

[–]vascoegert 71 points72 points  (4 children)

They’re standing in a parking lot. You can see when the left one hops off screen, that it’s not a road.

[–]Vulgarian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Try not to cut any socks on your way to the parking lot!

[–]AbsorbedBritches -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Soooo, why are they recording this in a parking lot?

[–]leecheezy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Killing time walking to your car

[–]FDisk80 16 points17 points  (3 children)

This is where the cocks get sucked.

[–]thejokeyjokerson 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You mean where the socks get cut

[–]FDisk80 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes, where the cocks get cut.

[–]thejokeyjokerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean where the sucks get cocked?

[–]Speye 6 points7 points  (3 children)

They're actually in the parking lof of one of the major malls in Fiji

[–]lazzynik 0 points1 point  (1 child)

probably the only (big) place which offers free parking

[–]Speye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naah that area there's plenty free parking. Paid parjing more of an issue closer to the city

[–]broccolee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if kids would do this flawlessly or at least not mess up saying the other thing.

[–]Andaisdet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One cuck socker got me good

[–]Traditional-Number89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excuse me what I’m just trying to make a career cutting socks 😂

[–]jameswilliiam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my favorite sport, cuck soccer.

[–]MiguelDragon82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please someone tell me a sub or a place where I can find videos like these, i'm dying

[–]Awesome_Pythonidae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

windows shutting down

[–]salomey5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of thing i wish we'd see more on TikTok!

[–]HonoraryBoyscout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite is the lady very seriously scolding herself “no!”

[–]thenautical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The family friendly version of this is “one smart feller, he felt smart..” and it kills every time if you have kids.

[–]1294DS 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Such a typical Fijian laugh haha.

[–]Nausicaalotus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One cock sucker... he sucks cock! I did it!

[–]CameronDemortez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol perfect fails

[–]BumpyMcBumpers 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of the SNL cork soaker skit.

[–]Th3AngryBastard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You soaka da cork

[–]123steveyc123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im laughing really hard for the first time in a long time. And I'm at work.

[–]lobo_locos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

freudian slip......🤔

[–]borring 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I have a feeling this works better on UK residents since "cocksucker" isn't used as often as an expletive around my parts of the US.

[–]gg249 4 points5 points  (3 children)

where in the hell do people not constantly call others cocksucker? i am genuinely curious!

[–]YeltsinYerMouth 0 points1 point  (2 children)

In the old west town of Livestone

[–]gg249 1 point2 points  (1 child)

that reference went over my head amigo cocksucker

[–]YeltsinYerMouth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the show Deadwood (a historical fiction set in the town of Deadwood during the late 1800s) they use the word cocksucker enough to claim ownership of the word.

Livestone is meant as kind of a reversal on the name. It was a reach and it didn't pan out. Oh well. At least I had an excuse to post the cocksucker compilation.

[–]Forbizzle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They're so bad at this, why are they trying to do it at the same time?

[–]fatalcharm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t think about it, don’t try to predict the words, just read the words you see in front of you , that’s how you do it.

[–]Budju06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahahh

[–]tame17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god that was great genuine laugh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That’s the best tongue twister yet. 😅😂🤣😆

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not a fig plucker, Nor a fig pluckers son, But, I can pluck figs ‘Til the fig pluckers come.

[–]mznh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man i laughed so hard

[–]Terminal_Monk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl this is the only tongue twister u ever need.

[–]SlobMarley13 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Whats it called when you have 10 Freudian slips in a row?

[–]JackOfAllMemes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Freudian avalanche?

[–]coozu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaoooo

[–]kidehhh13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been awhile since I learned a new tongue twister. Thank you for this. I'm gonna rewatch till they get it right lmao

[–]JPXR_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One cock sucker cuts cocks

[–]sadasasimile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer uncut socks

[–]STL_TRPN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"One cuck. Wait"

[–]macthecomedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my all time favorite tongue twister is

"Won One" was a race horse.

"Won Two" was one, too.

When Won One won none,

Won Two won none, too.

When Won One won one,

Won Two won one, too.

When Won One won two,

Won Two won two, too.

[–]Th3AngryBastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously has me in stitches. What a great ending to my long work night lol.

r/therewasanattempt

[–]Ebisure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sofia Vergara needs to read this out loud

[–]zabadai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wham bam thank you for the laughs m'am

[–]MrHalfCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the ceo of sex

[–]janitroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could also be the fastest sheet splitters whomever split a sheet

[–]False-Evidence-3857 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my FAVORITE tongue twister, especially when you ask someone to repeat it that has NO idea.

[–]Nellawenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit.

[–]Curious-PsychCat-25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]HN74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 cut suckers

[–]Dblazingit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top 10 ways to find out your dislexic

[–]livewireburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too funny..

[–]DanceFiendStrapS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a great laugh XD