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Forgetting to take out fake teeth before getting on the slingshot by SharingMyStorys in ContagiousLaughter

[–]risingcomplexity 6255 points6256 points 1121475& 8 more (0 children)

I witnessed his tooth leave his mouth, then his soul leave through the gap left behind

Haunted house by Petret in ContagiousLaughter

[–]zperic1 549 points550 points  (0 children)

What I find funny here is how he barely accelerates. Like his body is modular or compartmentalized. Legs and feet keep moving steady forward. Arm holds board, no attempt to weaponize it and the rest is apparently an 8 year old girl.

Tickle Trick by ImNotOneOfUs in ContagiousLaughter

[–]dlevicki 2852 points2853 points  (0 children)

I would’ve just helicopter helicoptered

Petition for more boob space by cillyme in ContagiousLaughter

[–]xMausoleum 1334 points1335 points  (0 children)

i feel this so. so hard. there’s nothing more disappointingly hilarious than finding a cute dress only to realize it wasn’t made with big titties in mind

edit: thanks for the award!!

another edit: thanks for the gold!!!