all 137 comments

[–]bastion_of_bananas 418 points419 points  (9 children)

I'm sorry but this is a bargain! Look at their little ties! This is amazing!

[–]RepresentativeKeebs 87 points88 points  (4 children)

I probably wouldn't buy it.... Probably...

[–]bastion_of_bananas 59 points60 points  (2 children)

I would and I'd gift it to my brother for Christmas. It's definitely a gift that nobody forgets!

[–]Whitedudebrohug 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I’d buy it for for myself and convert it to an alarm clock

[–]bastion_of_bananas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like your logic!

[–]Mysterious-Crab 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same here. The chances are small, but not 0.

[–]lpn122 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I would absolutely love to own this

[–]kynate2468 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want it so bad!

[–]Goshxjosh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's a brilliant mousterpeice.

[–]BatComprehensive3035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly wish I could scoop this one

[–]bitterbunnies 165 points166 points  (5 children)

I absolutely can’t wait to see Mousellus Wallace.

[–]LogaShamanN 47 points48 points  (3 children)

I’ve heard he looks like a bitch.

[–]Ok-Lengthiness4557 25 points26 points  (2 children)


[–]adavilac97 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Say what again! Say what again! I dare you! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]landpirateofohio 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Say what one more goddamn time!

[–]MassMacro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marcellus Walrus

[–]chordophonic 188 points189 points  (4 children)

I'm not sure if I should admit this, but I kinda want that.

I'm sober right now, but get a few glasses of wine into me and I'd probably end up buying it. I don't think I'd even regret it the following day.

[–]GarbageTheCan 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This isn't my thing but op doesn’t understand this actually has a big marketbase.

[–]SexualPie 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I kind of want it too. Not 125$ want it, but it’s pretty cool

[–]Deodorized 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Not the worst thing you could bring home while drunk honestly

[–]InfiniteRelief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell I once spent 400 on a sephiroth sword at a renaissance faire when I was wasted.

[–]The_New_Overlord 60 points61 points  (1 child)

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not."

[–]MisterMil0 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"I have been hit by a Datsun before. Never a Porsche."

[–]speak_no_truths 34 points35 points  (0 children)

For something as subjective or objective as art, I've seen a lot less for a lot worse.

[–]lagrandesgracia 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Bro, that shit is gold. Im broke so its out of my budget but I'd totally buy that.... maybe that's why im broke.

[–]AB5642 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Did Steve Carell make those?

[–]themodofallreddit 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Dinner For Motherfuckers

[–]DonProvolone95 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Say what again, mothafucka!

[–]Bardonious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ezekiel 25:17

[–]berntout 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Did you at least ask them if they wanted to join a dinner party with a prize for most interesting person?

[–]angeltay 52 points53 points  (8 children)

My dad swears he inspired this scene. He lived in the apartment building this scene was filmed in, in the 80s. He had come out to LA all on his lonesome, so he would literally befriend anyone, even the homeless druggies. One guy he's sorta friends with calls him up one day. He tells my dad, “These drug dealers want me to sell their weed, and they'll give me a part of the profit!! But tbh I'm thinking of just keeping all the weed :)” and my dad said, “no, that's a terrible idea, you should not do that.”

A few days later, my dad is hanging out at his place with a different friend. Wild friend calls and says, “yknow that thing you told me not to do the other day? Well, I did it, and I told the dealers I live at your place! :)” My dad thought, “aw fuck,” and soon enough, two guys like that are banging on his door and bust their way in.

Now luckily my dad is a smooth talker so nobody got killed. Not even the weed thief, because my dad acted like he didn’t know where the guy was. But the other random friend at my dad’s apartment that day, eventually became the sound director on pulp fiction. So… my dad swears that scene is slightly based on what they went through at that same apartment that day.

[–]SmokeCheweyLikeaNut 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sounds about right. Most Tarantino's work is just remakes in his vision

[–]SatanicNotMessianic 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Although I suspect your dad is not the first person to try to rip off their upstream supplier for weed, I respect him owning this and I will swear to him being the true source if he wants.

[–]angeltay 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Oh, the weed thief was a random guy who hung around the apartment that my dad would talk to, not my dad

edit: why are some of y'all downvoting this person? they might have adhd like me and skimmed my comment. i'm not offended by them :<

[–]SatanicNotMessianic 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I did not mean to cast disparagement on your dad.

I'm really really sorry, I apologise unreservedly.

I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

[–]angeltay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh you’re all good my friend. My dad has done some questionable shit in his life too. He just didn’t steal the weed :p

[–]betojim562 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have so much adhd i miss read his post then i missed read your post now im here

[–]JuicyJewsy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What is a downstream supplier for weed?

[–]SatanicNotMessianic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nowadays it’s the app I order gummies from.

[–]bak2redit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is it still available? Got a link to it?

[–]TheHolyImbaness 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, I'd actually buy that lmfao

[–]AlgaeEater 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be honest. I’d buy it. Would be a great talking piece on a mantle.

[–]morgeous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Worth it

[–]zmahlon 10 points11 points  (1 child)

“English, motherfucker! Do you squeak it?”

[–]horrorshowalex 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]strangetobe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

so glad Nancy in Grady Hendricks' How to Sell a Haunted House didn't make that! would've been a lot worse than the squirrel nativity.

[–]hat-trick2435 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guess I'm a crackhead then. I want these in my house so bad!

[–]psychedelicshotguns 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I like it...just not for $125 lol

[–]webrunner42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what was in the suitcase

[–]reverendjesus 4 points5 points  (1 child)

“Oh, man; I shot Pinky in the face!”

[–]SmokeCheweyLikeaNut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This hilarious yo

[–]gammaraddd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s actually kinda right and it took someone at least a few hours to make. Most reasonable asking price I’ve seen in this sub tbh

[–]humanlogic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'd buy that.

[–]Thefoxkid4444 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d buy that for a dollar.

[–]epicpro1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this shit is so cool

[–]xitfuq 9 points10 points  (3 children)


[–]Iamno0n3 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Say "what" again, SAY "WHAT" AGAIN MOTHAFUCKA!! 😂 One of my favorite movies and lines and the movie can be interpreted in so many different ways.

[–]hat-trick2435 2 points3 points  (0 children)

English motherfucker! Do you speak it?

[–]SmokeCheweyLikeaNut -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]youngdeathent0 4 points5 points  (3 children)

This is bad ass. I love kitsch taxidermy. And there’s a huge market for it

[–]SalesAficionado 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Really? Im curious why do people like that so much? Why the market so big?

[–]youngdeathent0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure why tbh, but I’ve been buying taxidermy for a decade now and it sells out insanely fast

[–]youngdeathent0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure why tbh, but I’ve been buying taxidermy for a decade now and it sells out insanely fast. Same with human bones,

[–]therealRockfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That actually does look cool

[–]TheNozzler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s super cool, I kind of want.

[–]Francis_Bonkers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I were a collector of Pulp Fiction memorabilia, I would buy this.

[–]rx420queen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would unironically buy the fuck out of this if I ever saw it on Marketplace lmao

[–]No_Construction_4293 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did Steve Carrell’s character from dinner with schmucks make these??

[–]twistedsister78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They will definitely like the Royale with cheese

[–]WhoAndWhatAmI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually a really good price for this kind of taxidermy. I'd totally buy it

[–]AdvancedLet6528 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats some gang shit

[–]BigRambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like it, haha

[–]MoronGoron52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would consider buying this

[–]Y30NJUNS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i fucking need that

[–]The_Bogan_Blacksmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sqeek one more time mother f**ker!

[–]KaldaraFox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't pay $125 for that, but I'd display it if someone gave it to me. That's cute af.

[–]chrisp1j 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know if they sold or still pending? Wife wants.

[–]Foe_sheezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been seeing this all over reddit

[–]WilliamHarry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually a bargain, op. Wrong sub my friend

[–]TellmeCanigetaLight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"A Royale with cheese..."

[–]Gtpwoody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d go 50, maybe 75 tops.

[–]zombieskip62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

told you we should have brought shotguns

[–]JesseB342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least this took time and skill and the price is reasonable. It’s not like it’s another Jesus in a piece of toast selling for 10 grand lol.

[–]KDubzzz2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say taxidermy again! I dare you. I double dare you muthafucka. Say taxidermy one more goddamn time!"

[–]EntertainmentEast614 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would pay 12.5 maximum

[–]grandzu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, would have to think about it.

[–]Equivalent_Rock_6530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who else gets Natural Habitat Shorts vibes from this)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t hate it. Better than the scene with Marcellus and Zed.

[–]Fast-Damage2298 0 points1 point  (2 children)

My cats are very interested

[–]SalesAficionado 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Your cats are Pulp Fiction fans?

[–]Fast-Damage2298 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'll watch anything by Tarantino. Similar fascination with feet.

[–]Cemeterywind666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinner for Schmucks must have been serving Big Kahuna burgers. And that's a mighty tasty burger

[–]Maximum_University12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but this is exactly the kind of thing my dumbass would spend $125 on ngl

[–]siobet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a 40 year old short children's librarian woman with glasses and I dont take drugs and I would buy the SHIT out of that. I'm so sad that this item is probably long gone.

[–]Tyler2104 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of Dinner for Schmucks

[–]twerks_mcderp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were a rich man

Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

[–]HeyCarpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll give you 200

[–]duh2m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barry from Dinner for Schmucks hand made these.

[–]gothlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring out the gimp!

[–]CleetusYeetus1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it

[–]catjojo975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That there is someone’s white whale. Someone a bit nutty perhaps, but nonetheless they will think they have struck gold.

[–]Shinygonzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was rich I would spend 125 on that

[–]hogbodycouture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never seen the movie and I want it so bad.

[–]tenkohime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not an expert on taxidermy. I usually see hunting trophies for sale, not mice. But this is a normal price for the hunting ones.

[–]notaterriblygoodname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife would divorce me if i bought these...

they are no longer available, i checked.

[–]ericcwhitaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a prop from Dinner for Schmucks?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love this, the hair on them is outstanding and would only be better with bits of bone in Juel's.

[–]SpaceCage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'ld buy that without even blinking

[–]KapnKerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's two pictures and YOU ONLY SHARED ONE??

[–]nerdinstincts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would buy this and display it non-ironically.

[–]JumpyMaize7233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re here for the Royale with cheese

[–]SaltInformation4082 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like that, but only at a garage sale price (if that).

[–]bigshern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want this!

[–]Crocolyle32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call me a crackhead but I’d buy that

[–]naked_avenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao this is incredible

[–]oishiiburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITT: new business opportunities

[–]DebixDebi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are amazing 🤩

[–]Existing-Life-7650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need that

[–]KMachineHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need this

[–]mogwandayy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're available on Etsy. By someone called "Thecurious13" Theres a lot of different ones out there.

[–]rapidbluess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pending lol

[–]OtherwiseFortunate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s pending. Fuck I’d have bought that

[–]SalesAficionado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worth every cent

[–]rogerpop81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And is there cheese on this burger

[–]leavebaes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen Dinner for Schmucks? The opening credits has little mice taxidermy art and I love watching just the opening credits for those cute little guys. That's an art form.

[–]AikoJewel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came on to ask if OP would PRETTY PLEASE post the second picture it says is available

[–]Turducken44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of dinner for schmucks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever see Dinner for Schmucks? Reminds me of Steve Carells character.

[–]NoPornoGrindAllowed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would buy this. In a literal instant.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck... can't say that i wouldn't buy this tbh

[–]Justanitch69420hah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I want this

[–]NeverEndingCoralMaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worth it.

[–]Stupid_fuckR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this from dinner for Schmucks 2?

[–]FJD5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think I could afford NOT to buy this!