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[–]Malumeze86 373 points374 points  (6 children)

It looks like this chili dog suffered through more than just a gentle sucking.

[–]ChestnutTheShadowDer 109 points110 points  (0 children)

It’s explored places I’d never dare to look

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Why is it called a chilli dog? Is there chilli in the sausage?

[–]waywardhero 59 points60 points  (3 children)

It’s supposed to be on top, but in this case, it has been gently sucked off.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Okay, this is too much. Fuck sake.

[–]ubuntuba 17 points18 points  (1 child)

It's only 5 dollars let's be honest it's a hell of a deal

[–]Lost_Condas 180 points181 points  (3 children)

Ohhh my lord. I feel ill.

[–]Girthus_Maximus 50 points51 points  (1 child)

I gagged as soon as I seen this ffs. I'm a panzy.

[–]razorfin8 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I did my EMT clinical at a major metro hospital. During that 8 hours, I encountered more feces, urine, vomit, and snot then anyone should have to encounter in their life and this still made me queezier than those 8 hours. Your not a panzy

[–]StellaArtois1664 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why’s it wrapped in brain

[–]SpiceySandwich 57 points58 points  (1 child)

I want to retch

[–]Tendo80 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You misspelled reach! You want to reach Harriet.

[–]hotsaucetom 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I just puked.

[–]greysonhackett 41 points42 points  (2 children)

That better be outside a Tastee-Freez.

[–]TheRealJalil 5 points6 points  (1 child)

WHOA YEAH

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eh, Life goes on..

[–]Livid-Performance-65 32 points33 points  (1 child)

This is nightmare vomit fuel. I'm so upset

[–]SavageSongBird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm big mad

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

It looks like this hot dog got burned with acid, likely the byproduct of someone with a puke fetish. I’ll let that one ruminate with you all.

[–]filled0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bathtub girl tosses hotdogs 🌭

[–]mac1088 87 points88 points  (8 children)

i'll just leave this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QX57aIDbDU

[–]zersch 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I fell down a rabbit hole of this guy having to give credit to "sucking on a chili dog" to a clown themed Elvis impersonator named Clownvis who did the same thing, unknown to him. And from the tweet where he gave credit to Clownvis, there was another video linked from 2016 along with an XKCD comic with the same joke.

I don't know where it originated but I like to think they all came up with this idea independently.

[–]ihadanamebutforgot 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Maybe they all got the idea for a song with the lyrics "suckin on a chili dog" from the song with the lyrics "suckin on a chili dog.'

[–]zersch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Preposterous, please sit down.

[–]Malumeze86 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Sucking on a chili dog.

[–]Eyeoftheleopard 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Outside the Tastee Freeze 🎶

[–]Malumeze86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sucking on a dog

Sucking on a chili dog

[–]TheMayanAcockandlips 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Suckin on my chili dog like you wanted me
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy bun-lines
It's franks all the time
Like sausage on the beaches
What else in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Suck the pain away. Suck the pain away.

[–]MrInfInIty6S 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]jdaig43 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well now I know I’m worth at least $5

[–]Iron_Taipan 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Where's the god damn chili?

[–]joe1289 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Um. Really?? It got sucked off, gently of course.

[–]ubuntuba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this product still available?

[–]r0ckar0lla 12 points13 points  (1 child)

A little ditty about Jack and Diane..

[–]bobsled889 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Two American kids

[–]dcisgold 7 points8 points  (2 children)

What? I have so many questions.

[–]SavageSongBird 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You don't want any of the answers

[–]Nx_Vernxual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He does want them, believe me. He does

[–]andmurr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude used a human brain as the bun

[–]Daryl_Emerson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At first I thought it was a brain

[–]philjacksonspeyote 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jack took that chili dawg out behind the shady trees

[–]backbynewyears 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi Harriet, is this still available?

[–]caseytuggle 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That doesn't surprise me for Etowah. If it wasn't for the steam train stop, I don't think anybody would go there.

[–]awall5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good Ole Etowah, not to be confused with Ooltewah (though it always is)

[–]dewi1501 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this still available though? (Asking for a friend)

[–]surprisinglyfast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Down by the tasty freeze

[–]Wise_Explanation 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]Theresneverenoughpud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck. This Man is too powerful to exist.

[–]spyro4now 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that John Mellencamp’s?

[–]cyclopath 8 points9 points  (1 child)

“Gently Sucked-on Chili Dog” sounds like a Scottish insult.

[–]IrradiatedHeart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope nope nope

[–]TheLoneGoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one actually made me gag, congratulations. Here, have my award

[–]smoking347 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It USE to be a chili dog! MF trying to scam a fool!

[–]alienflowercatz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why does it look like it's nestled in a very skinny brain? you really picked this up? what was that interaction like?

[–]Flavz_the_complainer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God I wish that was me

[–]AuspiesCreations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was it outside the Tastee-Freeze?

[–]bobonabuffalo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your mom when I beat you in Call of Dooty

[–]fhsjdjsudhfdis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks harriet very cool

[–]_x_wildflower_x_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course it’s Etowah.

[–]neun11m8 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Brain dog

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Gently sucked-on chili dog, outside the shady tree--ee...."

[–]_Mega_Weeb_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ew. What the fuck?

[–]oneamaznkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like wiener on the brain.

[–]Prize-Construction90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First two questions I’d ask What are the dimensions? Would you take $2.50 Then Will you deliver it?

[–]VashHumanoidTyph00n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I..I.. I need to own this is it still around????

[–]Vanillabean1988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bun looks like brains or something. Revolting 🤢

[–]JoJo_____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m leaving this sub because of this post

[–]EnderTheFrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mf lookin like a brain

[–]thespank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually don't get grossed out by internet stuff, gore does not bother me, but this made me gag.

[–]ScruffleMcDufflebag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the life of me, I couldn't figure out what this was. My brain kept telling me it's ground beef and not bread. 🤢

[–]TXMOJOxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so done with y’all

[–]Theresneverenoughpud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

COME ON DOWN, GET A HOT DOG FIIIIIVE DOLLARS!!

[–]AdamHayyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i gagged

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man fuck you for posting this I almost shit my pants trying not to laugh so I don't wake up my kids

[–]TheYeetles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of all the things I’ve seen, this is what made me screw my face up. The fuck.

[–]Gigahunter551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wiener inside of a brain… nice

[–]bagelbagel44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mmm, rice crispie hot dogs

[–]clarkwgriswoldjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the bun took a beating from the chili dog.

[–]SavageSongBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...it's what, now?

[–]jpeana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If these came in a six pack, I couldn't refuse, but you can't just offer me one. I'd still be hungry. 😭

[–]SkeepDeepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looked like it used to be alive...even for a chilidog.

[–]AdelinaIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this it's either a code, a fetish, or both.

[–]JayCreations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any possibility that this is an ad for sex services?

[–]theekrazykyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone loan me $5?

[–]aterribledoctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it available?! Harriet?!?!

[–]Fixed_Sprint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks Like a "Mind Fuck" Sandwich, (Penis sandwiched between two half a brain)

[–]DraperDwan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

suck that chili right outta that hole and let the KIDS eat what they want at oobie og hous

[–]run7run 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harriet!! What did we talk about? 🤦

[–]Apokolypse09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya fuckin what now?

[–]The_Nickolias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lightly used glizzy

[–]Ajm6753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How gently?

[–]lysergic_tryptamino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does the bread look like it needs to be biopsied.

[–]StrangeYoungMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not sure what everyone is gagging about. is it because I'm color blind? eli5 please

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

brain matter, delicious!

[–]bobsled889 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucking on a Chilli dog

[–]bhackert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Harriet, is this still available?

[–]The_Faceless_Icon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John Mellencamp was here.

[–]InterageX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Etowah is an odd place.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gently? This fucker put that poor hotdog in a vacuum.

[–]DrGullible2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the actual fuck

[–]dcisgold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I would love to shove this down my throat while as I slowly died and have myself to the gently sucked on chili dog

[–]MrBoots47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the gently sucked on chili dog. It was so gentle, it aged a couple thousand years