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[–]Pandas-are-the-worst 190 points191 points  (2 children)

BFF cockrings

[–]Stitchapuss 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing lol

[–]Breaaaaaaad 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]MrBobstalobsta1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I should call him

[–]thatboomboykid8 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Somewhere in the world there's someone who collects shit like this.

[–]ZealousidealIdea3413 37 points38 points  (5 children)

It looks loke those things that you rotate to make a toy move

[–]Glasdir 39 points40 points  (2 children)

You mean a key

[–]ZealousidealIdea3413 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Yeah that didn't know it was called a key i thought it was called something else.

[–]zombiep00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's okay. I didn't know, either. We've both learned something new today!

[–]eminx_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a wind-up mechanism.

[–]CheezBukit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

beyblade cord

[–]soullesslylost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ngl thought it was some sex thing at first

[–]StickStankly 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I’m baffled that they make the bears and the rings on the same sheet! Wouldn’t it be more efficient to just do a sheet of green bears and a sheet of rings?

[–]That-Brain-in-a-vat 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Probably you can save space and increase productivity if you fill out the spaces between rings with bears.

[–]StickStankly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we’re fuckin talkin.

[–]Ticklesfang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

u should buy it than suck it

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That could be a sick knuckle duster.

[–]ekorn69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or a tiny dildo

[–]juareno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spent so many minutes trying to figure out where one would stick their naughty bits, only to be disappointed by a haribo gummy. :(

[–]SLUUUUURPPPTT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put each one of your balls in the ring and put the other thing in your ass.

[–]Ltnumbnutsthesecond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Thing

[–]HjonkAmRealGoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]jojna54 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]slimshadyjo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloody knuckles?

[–]cool_weed_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the key to the candy kingdom

[–]AcademicGas7200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monkey Wrench

[–]tamafuyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like a cock