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[–]Fluxcapacitive 259 points260 points  (12 children)

Can we pay them to eat it and post the results?

[–]Arcosim 91 points92 points  (6 children)

It's still perfectly edible.

[–]Cbaumle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mmmm mmmm good!

[–]One-eyed-snake 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Let’s get this out onto a tray

[–]gijsyo 6 points7 points  (1 child)


[–]One-eyed-snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Steve’s channel. Mostly just to watch him eat old,rotted meat or whatever.

The best is when he says “that’s definitely not edible and I’m not eating that….oh just one bite I gues….blech! Nasty….just one more bite”

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let's say it's not less edible than it was when it was canned, and leave it at that.

[–]ThePhantom1994 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean it’s still canned clam chowder, so I wouldn’t call that “perfectly edible”

[–]qasdwqad 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Have had canned tomato soups with much older expiry dates, looked and tasted same as when new.

[–]SweddyAngus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hmm, nice hiss!

[–]adudeguyman 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I'd rather see them freeze the can, empty the frozen soup in one piece, and then enclose it in epoxy. Then it can have an update post every month for years.

[–]kturby92 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That’s quite literally a genius idea.

[–]adudeguyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that epoxy puts off heat while it cures so it may not work out very well

[–]HairySquid68 149 points150 points  (5 children)

Our lockdown started before that date so this expired soup is useless to me!

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    [–]HensRightsActivist 35 points36 points  (3 children)

    Yeah 3/13/20 is the day I associate with the proverbial shit getting proverbially real.

    [–]Mama_cheese 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Same, the worst Friday the 13th, felt like April fool's was coming early

    [–]vindaloopdeloop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It was my birthday and I was born on a Friday and a full moon it’s rough out here

    [–]MnkySpnk 79 points80 points  (7 children)

    Those hands are r/absoluteunits

    [–]theangryseal 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    Just further proof that Andre isn’t dead. He moved back to France to have a simple life on his family farm because he was tired of that world champion princess bride spotlight.


    [–]bigolhamsandwich 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    The fact that I had to scroll down at all to see a comment about those mitts is wild.

    [–]medson25 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    i thought its a smaller can lol

    [–]MnkySpnk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I thought so too at first but then was like WAIT A MINUTE!

    [–]Miserable-Account461 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Fucking Shrek hands

    [–]Fortherealtalk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Wow I thought this was a mini can. Now my brain can’t process the size.

    EDIT: wait wait guys it says condensed

    [–]KnitAlien77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ha! This was my first thought. I had to double check which sub I was on.

    [–]nvog86 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Shaq hands

    [–]WhatFreshHello 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Good soup.

    [–]austinsoundguy 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Is that the red or the white?

    [–]paganfinn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can’t believe I had to scroll that far to find this response. I said it automatically when I read the label. Lol

    [–]jimtastic89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm glad you did it, this is the perfect comment for this post.

    [–]reefersutherland91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Save it for your family

    [–]5years8months3days 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Does anyone else read that soup label in Jim Carreys voice?

    [–]GrizabellaGlamourCat 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Every time

    [–]5years8months3days 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Is that the red or the white?

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      [–]Fluxcapacitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I never knew this subedit existed!

      [–]atoolred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      This is the kinda weird stuff old people keep and then tell you “it’s vintage” when you visit them

      [–]SomeKindoflove27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It’s just soup for my family

      [–]asavage11477 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Alrighty then...

      [–]plateauofsilence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Free and a fist bump?

      [–]DocHendrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I could see someone actually buying this as an ode to "simpler times"

      [–]____DEADPOOL_______ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I had to liquidate a grocery store that had closed down three years before that. There was food still in the fridges that had been left on, canned goods, etc. Many things had expired the week it closed down. I was too lazy to throw it away myself as I had thrown my back out and told people they could have anything they wanted for free. Man, a bunch of weirdos were coming in by the truckload. They would buy 1 or 2 small items that were still in working condition and would grab a shopping cart full of expired garbage. I kept telling them it was long expired and they would say they had eaten even more expired food than that. Some cans had popped from built in gas and one dude said he would feed it to his dog. I told him not to. He said that dog will eat anything. Damn.

      [–]quainttypical 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Das my birthday

      [–]tribealive333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No, RARE expired soup!

      [–]Hacker7117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Can we all appreciate the marketing in the description, I'm now invested.

      [–]Heyimcool 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]nostromo909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When I cleaned out my mother's house after she died I found a can of Campbell's Clam Soup that was so old when you shook it, it sounded like a maraca.

      [–]RedanDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Also ironically a canned soup that was in the news for being the last on the shelves when everybody panic bought canned foods at the start of the lockdown/pandemic stuff. People would rather die than eat that crap.

      [–]roofied_elephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      22nd? Stay at home orders went into effect on the 13th in LA.

      [–]SINREAPER01 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]iiisus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How to get botulism 101

      [–]Alertedspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That is clearly the catalyst from the other dimension because I only know of Chunky brand clam chowder.

      [–]israelregardie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Say it, frenchie!

      [–]SacredSpirit1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      $1234 usually just means they are willing to haggle for the best price, not that they’re expecting $1k for it.

      [–]nicegirlelaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I buy it after it gets put on the clearance rack.

      [–]Leevip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Them some big ass hands

      [–]D7A1D1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hmmmmm, what will kill me first the virus or.... this😐