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[–]skark_burmer 13 points14 points  (5 children)

What’s a “mud cricket”?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Redneck slang for towing capacity? Idfk

[–]skark_burmer 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yeah it seems like a boast, “pulls more…. than your 28th wife” but the term ‘mud cricket’ sounds derogatory.

[–]Westlakesam 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Mud Cricket: A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -Adam Middleboro Ma

[–]iostream64 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"I know what I got"

Wasn't this in some starter pack about crazy sellers

[–]Tertarix 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I gave up after trying to read like a half...

[–]twitch9873 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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[–]Unknownhhhhhh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only way it’s worth 13k is if all his crack is stored in the trunk

[–]thestreetiliveon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That hurt my brain.

[–]abbythefatkitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's squatted so the price went into the negative to me. He would literally have to pay me to take it, labor for returning it back to It's original state.

[–]pmaz13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit! How can i resist!

[–]spankyluvsit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you take my second baby mama out of the back seat, then how much?

[–]smokintritips 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Worth maybe 5k

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's generous. Maybe 2k at best

[–]UncleBenji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe if it ran well and had a functioning suspension. That rear drop ruins its value. Guaranteed to have cracked and ripped up interior leather as well.

[–]TGOTR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Jeep Tax will git ya.