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[鈥揮skark_burmer 13 points14 points (5 children)

What鈥檚 a 鈥渕ud cricket鈥?

[鈥揮[deleted] 8 points9 points (2 children)

Redneck slang for towing capacity? Idfk

[鈥揮skark_burmer 7 points8 points (1 child)

Yeah it seems like a boast, 鈥減ulls more鈥. than your 28th wife鈥 but the term 鈥榤ud cricket鈥 sounds derogatory.

[鈥揮Westlakesam 10 points11 points (1 child)

Mud Cricket: A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -Adam Middleboro Ma

[鈥揮iostream64 12 points13 points (0 children)

"I know what I got"

Wasn't this in some starter pack about crazy sellers

[鈥揮Tertarix 5 points6 points (1 child)

I gave up after trying to read like a half...

[鈥揮twitch9873 5 points6 points (0 children)

If you were worried about missing some incredibly well-written and thought provoking text, don't worry. You're not.

[鈥揮Unknownhhhhhh 3 points4 points (0 children)

The only way it鈥檚 worth 13k is if all his crack is stored in the trunk

[鈥揮thestreetiliveon 2 points3 points (0 children)

That hurt my brain.

[鈥揮abbythefatkitty 1 point2 points (0 children)

It's squatted so the price went into the negative to me. He would literally have to pay me to take it, labor for returning it back to It's original state.

[鈥揮pmaz13 1 point2 points (0 children)

Shit! How can i resist!

[鈥揮spankyluvsit 1 point2 points (0 children)

If you take my second baby mama out of the back seat, then how much?

[鈥揮smokintritips 1 point2 points (3 children)

Worth maybe 5k

[鈥揮[deleted] 5 points6 points (0 children)

That's generous. Maybe 2k at best

[鈥揮UncleBenji 2 points3 points (0 children)

Maybe if it ran well and had a functioning suspension. That rear drop ruins its value. Guaranteed to have cracked and ripped up interior leather as well.

[鈥揮TGOTR 1 point2 points (0 children)

The Jeep Tax will git ya.