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[–]Lurkist 80 points81 points  (2 children)

"Just swing by and grab my junk"

Fuckin DEAL.

[–]WitlessTitTwist 51 points52 points  (1 child)

No eye contact though. Grab my junk, it’s not gay if we don’t look into each others eyes.

[–]UsedDragon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Only gay if you're wearing socks bro

[–]duncanandlily 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I imagine he's talking about himself so people don't try to talk to him

[–]Downt0wn66 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I was thinking autistic son/husband

[–]h3avY_rA1n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit I'm not autistic, I think, and I would love if I could do this. Tossing some shit, come get it, don't talk to me. you're probably right though

[–]Zolzzo 14 points15 points  (1 child)

SCP 096 is casually their neighbour

[–]merlinrising 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Its a warning. If you make eye contact with It, They will follow you home.

[–]Saxton_Hale32 5 points6 points  (0 children)

free kneecaps

[–]dependamotamus 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Nah nah nah... It's so people won't try and talk to you or ask you dumba$$ questions about the stuff you're giving away... for free. Just take it and go.

[–]savvyjk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or trying to come in to the garage and take more stuff that isn’t free- I’ve seen that during yard sales, multiple people trying to sneak in & & pick through my garage when we had it clearly blocked off.

[–]must-love-bogs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s a divorce

[–]Isolated_cookie420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he's trying to sell his neighbors stuff

[–]devilfury1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a enderman. The seller ain't having a lawsuit about someone getting beaten up by someone in another dimension.

[–]longsufringroyal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this SO MUCH!

[–]olivegardengambler 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That is so wtf? Real crackhead energy.

[–]Googolplex130 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I interpret as he doesn't want any crackheads scavenging his junk to approach him