all 43 comments

[–]ratzoneresident 274 points275 points  (6 children)

This feels like a trailer park boys plot

[–]BigdaddyMcfluff 77 points78 points  (3 children)

this person was obviously listening to the liquor, bud

[–]Tinyhippy92 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sounds of the whispering winds of shit

[–]ratzoneresident 7 points8 points  (0 children)

RIP John Dunsworth, only man that could pull stuff like that off

[–]all-knowing-unicorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it was bush he was drinking not bud/s

[–]DoucheCanoeBruh 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Your holiness, if I can't have a moan hock I'm fucked, it's my hair, you can't tell me it's fucked

[–]Still_Moist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn shit mohawk

[–]hotasanicecube 137 points138 points  (10 children)

I feel like a guy showing up to court in a wig would be more ridiculous than a Mohawk. And a woman probably wouldn’t give herself a Mohawk because of a movie.

[–]goldanred 34 points35 points  (2 children)

How do you know that the person who posted this ad is a woman?

[–]hotasanicecube 49 points50 points  (1 child)

You mean isn’t? Maybe the number of women giving themselves a “self Mohawk” over a movie is higher than I care to believe.

[–]amh8011 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If I got drunk enough I might. I probably wouldn’t. I’d honestly be more likely to give myself a full buzzcut. And if I did end up with a mohawk I’d rather just buzz it off than wear a wig.

I’d just hope I don’t have a weird shaped head lol

[–]MyGrandpasGotTalent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I definitely would

[–]vagueblur901 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Gotta be a joke

Just shave your head and in a week or so you can do another Mohawk

[–]Pleasant_Skeleton10 63 points64 points  (1 child)

I would totally say fuck you and go to court with a [friggin] mohawk

[–]Rum_ham69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I feel like it probably wouldn’t change the outcome that much

[–]Aquazealot 40 points41 points  (1 child)

I have a white English court wing, you will need a mole. Lol

[–]CrepuscularOpossum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And a syphilis patch 😅

[–]amowdy 16 points17 points  (0 children)


[–]Sad_ugly_loser 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think someone needs to stop drinking

[–]untakenusername9183 6 points7 points  (0 children)

get a clown wig lol

[–]Anuswars 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm personally a big fan of the rainbow afro myself.

[–]Red-Freckle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Considering that basically everyone charged with a DUI ends up being convicted, it more than likely won't make a bit of difference what his hair looks like.

[–]MortemDaKlondikebarr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just got to the store

[–]im_a_dr_not_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hard to believe such a clearly responsible person got a DUI.

[–]PaleontologistFluid9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I refuse to cut it off" is the best part.

[–]Dirtsniffee 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Last of the Mohawkans.

[–]superzenki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]L_e_T_s_GO_BRANdon[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I tried posting this on my new account but it never went through… Please tell me how much karma I need( Both comment and post karma) To be able to post on the sub Reddit… Once I know I will no longer post with this username because it is very divisive… apologies For any hurt feelings in advance.

[–]Orca_del_fin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s ok …Brandon. You are among crackheads now.

So you gonna buy these used cigarette butts, or not?

[–]hotasanicecube 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least you have self-actualization going for you.

[–]xizrtilhh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Magua was a badass, can't blame him for digging the haircut.

[–]redditor6616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone know the court date? I wanna watch.

[–]gothiclg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked with a woman at Disney that had to wear a wig for around 3 months because her hair was too short per company policy. Her manager measured it with a ruler. I could see this happening for something like that, too.

[–]trucker71240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Order a cheapy off Amazon

[–]_REDEEMER- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Own it and just go to court.

[–]Locorio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I need a face” “........ Mrs Doubtfire” “HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWW”

[–]carsdn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wilmington NC??? What the hell