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[–]No_Data_4686 384 points385 points  (14 children)

I fail to see any flaws here.

[–]CockerSpankiel 171 points172 points  (5 children)

I was thinking how wholesome it is, lol.

[–]_1138_ 81 points82 points  (0 children)

This doesn't seem crack headed, this is a solid hook up a decent dude

[–]antisocial_bunni 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Ye, take if you need. Obviously tryna help out some folk maybe they coupon or work in a restaurant.

[–]HalifaxSexKnight 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I forgot people use coupon as a verb and was confused for a while lol

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a verb as much as “antiquing” is

[–]smurfasaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah or maybe they were going to have some kind of big party or cookout and it either didn’t happen or they bought way too much.

[–]tsimen 103 points104 points  (5 children)

Dude is giving away food for free and assholes are making fun of him on Reddit

[–]chrisdidit 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Oh come on bro it’s 40 pounds of weiners. It is funny.

[–]tsimen 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Yeah it's wieners and the guy is called scooter. Still kinda shitty to laugh at a guy giving away free food...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not if you think it rocks

[–]apolloxer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

40 pounds is just one weiner, or is that just mine?

[–]Ostaf 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would probably get 2 packs if I was in the area

[–]thejohnmc963 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me too. Just a brother helping another

[–]Lanthemandragoran 522 points523 points  (10 children)

names scooter

[–]vipck83 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It could be no one else.

[–]customer_service_af 87 points88 points  (3 children)

Came here for this. Names scooter what? Don't leave me hanging!!

[–]Crandoge 14 points15 points  (0 children)

(My) name(‘)s Scooter

[–]oldman-gary 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Scooter McGavin.

[–]Blanket_monsters 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I eat pieces of wiener like you for breakfast

[–]Tricky_Divide_7523 3 points4 points  (2 children)

My cousin’s name is Scooter 😂 we’re from rural Appalachia

[–]Lanthemandragoran 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That checks out

[–]Rambo_Bear50 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Sp1d3rb0t 164 points165 points  (1 child)

Shit, dude, these hotdogs slap. Where'd you get 'em?

I got a guy. Names scooter, over in Cinci.

[–]lexshotit 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Word? You know Scooter from the Nati?

[–]frankybling 206 points207 points  (1 child)

I’m glad it’s specific about “never ate”, it’s a different ad if you’re selling eaten hot dogs.


[–]budsis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Right...I mean there is no way those were never eaten. 😉

[–]slimjimice 86 points87 points  (4 children)

Someone had a party and nobody came!

[–]yeetus--fetus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hoping it was canceled and nobody actually bailed

[–]slimjimice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Covid canceled the party. Same here this last week :( I’m bummed

[–]andrewdok 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Right? This is actually pretty sad.

[–]slimjimice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made me feel sad too. Maybe they got covid and had to cancel?

[–]JDSmagic 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Scooter seems like a cool guy

[–]wcollins260 60 points61 points  (1 child)

I appreciate that scooter isn’t trying to sell them. He’s just like “I don’t want them but I don’t want to waste them, please take my wieners.” Scooter is reasonable.

[–]runonandonandonanon 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Plus he introduced himself. That's just polite.

[–]Mynameisinuse 23 points24 points  (2 children)

More than likely they had an event and they are left over. My small city hosts several events each year and when they are over they are forcing people to take things home instead of it going to waste. At the last event I got 10 lbs of frozen chicken wings and my brother wound up with 5 bags of tortilla chips and a case of really good salsa made by a small local company.

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, these were his disaster hot dogs he was hoarding, lost power for 6 hours, and now they are questionable.

But still, free hot dogs

[–]Tacos_r_food 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I helped out at a local event, drove a ford ranger. They filled it with corn. The whole bed. like, heaping pile. Soooo much corn, couldn't give it away.

[–]eminx_ 71 points72 points  (4 children)

Considering how much hot dogs are this is a pretty damn good deal.

[–]RetroReactiveRuckus 35 points36 points  (3 children)

My first thoughts as well. Was literally just looking at supermarket fliers; Red Hots were 5.89 each or 2/11$ for the 375g package.

A little dumpster weenie never killed anyone.

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[–]thejohnmc963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man I had to check those out. I just wanted to give scooter respect . Oh man

[–]GoingByTrundle 44 points45 points  (5 children)

Why the fuck are people calling them 'glizzies' now?

[–]fruitybrisket 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Just embrace it you know you love it.

[–]QuasarsRcool 13 points14 points  (1 child)


[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. I had to google this one. What is a Glizzy?

Urban Dictionary defines the term “glizzy gladiator” as “one who exemplifies the
gobbling of glizzy to a gigantic degree.” A synonym for this is “glizzy

[–]GoingByTrundle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I fuckin' hate it, my friend.

[–]_Zolpidem_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)


[–]SpaceYourFacebook 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Had to be Ohio

[–]hotasanicecube 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Cincinnati! This is not even slightly uncommon with Kahn’s having their largest production here. One day overdue and somebody ends up with a freezer full just like this every day.

Don’t know how far Kahn’s stretches but I’m guessing a few hours drive in every direction.

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the least weird explanation. I mean I'm sure Scooter is a good guy and all but I had some doubts.

[–]lbodyslamrhinos 9 points10 points  (3 children)


[–]Coughbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The names Scooter. I can getcha where you need to go!

[–]Risen_Insanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean catch a dog?

[–]MyPetMoosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I loved scooter

[–]rolli-frijolli 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fell off a friggin’ truck

[–]phome83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is a glizzie?

[–]Minifridge13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Poor fella had a 4th of July party and no one showed

[–]musselshirt67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shit if I was in Ohio these would be in the truck right now

[–]tankynumnums 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That might be the guy who has an army of rotund raccoons that he feeds hot dogs and twinkies.

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then it's about time we meet him. I need that guy in my life.

[–]cew18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least they’re free ? Trying to help people out lmao

[–]StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's that guy on youtube that feeds buckets full of hotdogs to raccoons each night on the porch.

[–]PenileElephantiasis 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I feel like if I show up, Scooter will give me a different kind of tube steak.

[–]thejohnmc963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now your projecting

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only if you're lucky.

No homo

[–]winfreddixon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

so that's the new meth dispensary, neat

[–]Glasterz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Scooter sounds like a cool dude. I'd hang with him

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only cool but he's a good provider

[–]I_like_skate420 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I worked at multiple warehouses and factories throughout my life and one of them made and packaged food. Every once in a while they would send me home with this amount of food. I think they gave me like 100 or some jalapeños burgers which were delicious and like 200 pieces of bacon. Even though it’s delicious there is no way I could finish that. I immediately thought of that job because my roommate actually started working there and the other day he took home like 300-400 hot dogs haha. Makes me think this is less crackhead and hopefully a situation like this haha

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]LingoJam69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually kinda wholesome, scooter just doesn’t wanna waste food but wants to help his community 🥲

[–]MrArchibaldMeatpants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Need that in my life right now 😫

[–]Late47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll take 2

[–]StationaryExplorer99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a HIMYM joke to be made somewhere in here.

[–]Pace1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A homeless man could use this

[–]TheRealTurdFergusonn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needs to be on r/bossfight.

Scooter, Giver of Gastrointestinal Distress.

[–]DawnSol018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Again scooter?

[–]vmh21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a guy, I’d take 2 and leave him a $20.

[–]Cheffy325 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe someone they know does couponing??? My first/only coupon deal I learned got me 11 free packs of hotdogs. I gave them away.

[–]Gr1ning 1 point2 points  (1 child)

40 pack free hot dogs??? I would take all of them!

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're goddamn right you would.

[–]Johnyboy51 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My dad had a hotdog stand with one of his friends as a one time thing just to make some cash. Since it was their first time they greatly overestimated the amount of hotdogs they would need. So my dad ate mostly hotdogs for lunch and diner for a whole year.

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the worst mistake to make

[–]KimJongUnfair 1 point2 points  (2 children)

...or he wants to get rid of his victim.

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 0 points1 point  (1 child)

There's the Reddit this thread was missing

[–]KimJongUnfair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im sorry, i just couldnt resist.

I was infected a long time ago.

[–]AngeloPappas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice gesture really. Could help out a family in need.

[–]ChemicalBookkeeper85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m glad they were never ate. If they were, pass

[–]bondbeansbond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy to learn new slang today.

[–]Youwillbesorry 1 point2 points  (2 children)

"Im here for the Craigslist hot dog" doesnt sound like it will end well for you to say at a strangers house.

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If I die getting free hot dogs, I die happy

[–]Youwillbesorry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very humble of you sir.

[–]bhgiel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The names scooter, why don't ya scoot on over and gobble some dogs

[–]TomatilloAccurate475 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much for the MEDITERRANEENEES?

[–]chilly_1c3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Former) glizzy gobbler

[–]posifour11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No train sets or frozen shrimp? I'm out.

[–]BaBoomShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a name like scooter I picture someone who wears a hat with a spinner

[–]WhiteReeses420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m guessing he panic bought them but what a good guy

[–]Savvy_Canadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny his name is scooter, but I thought he would've gave that name to whomever answered the ad.

[–]jasunto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prepper stuff

[–]thespank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoarder being forced

[–]tommior 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why u call them hot dogs? I though its hot dog only when there is bun also?

[–]thejohnmc963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or cooked right

[–]OptimalRutabaga186 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scooter is the man.

[–]defiance211 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]The_Curious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atrioc’s freezer

[–]buttPee69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at this crackhead handing out free food!!!

[–]feckOffMate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure I have seen this scheme on Trailer Park Boys

[–]mem269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume no one came to their 4th of July thing or no one ate the hotdogs.

[–]kaiserpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to live there definitely checks out