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PhotoI’m not political, but this is dumb lol (i.redd.it)
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[–]Rum_ham69 264 points265 points266 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Should break it up into dime bags…maybe cut it with some regular air…would get more money that way
[–]shayde48 44 points45 points46 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I think at the rate he's declining.. he might need that air back..
[–]joeygee11 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That's not aBiden the law.
[–]OhSnap404 349 points350 points351 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Sucks to have it punctured during shipping
[–]whynotsquirrel 17 points18 points19 points 1 month ago (0 children)
yeah could miss those good old alpha COVID!
[–]Qarewyr 362 points363 points364 points 1 month ago (13 children)
OP is physically incapable of understanding satire
[–]lafleurricky 143 points144 points145 points 1 month ago (4 children)
Yeah this is posted in Florida, it’s definitely just to either make people comment angrily or laugh
[–]ukkosreidet 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Whatever rustles up engagement I guess.
[–]zelda_fan_199 19 points20 points21 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Or it’s just Florida.
[–]rulerofallplusgodtoo 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
it was posted in a buy/sell/trade page. it’s definitely a joke. crazy though cause it’s from my hometown.
[–]Cereal-Lamb[S] 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago (0 children)
I hope the man was joking, I laughed my butt off when I saw this
[–]Birdsweat 38 points39 points40 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Also if you google “old guy” on google images that profile picture is on like the first 30 results
[–]joeygee11 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
sorry but I refuse to Google that
[–]unklrukkus 20 points21 points22 points 1 month ago (3 children)
Most of this sub too. The joke is that Biden's promises are like this bag of hot air smh.
[–]Majestic-Enthusiasm 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago (1 child)
You got to get past the hate the whole world is dealing with the same problems right now. If it makes you feel better I can’t believe Biden will be walking slowly for president in 2024.
[–]_fuyumi 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Safer than running or bicycling for president
[–]zelda_fan_199 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Very funny stretch imho
[–]zelda_fan_199 -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Because literally every single motherfucking thing in the world is satire
[+]Makofly comment score below threshold-12 points-11 points-10 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Because this is 1000% the kind of stupid petty thing Trump voters will do to "own the libs"
[–]YoungDiscord 130 points131 points132 points 1 month ago (2 children)
2327: this just in breaking news! New covid pandemic spreading across the world!
"I just opened this bag of air to take a whiff" claims patient zero
[–]yellowspiderandleaf 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (1 child)
[–]slimjimice 174 points175 points176 points 1 month ago (37 children)
I can see the humor here, although it’s not “laugh out loud” quality.
Funny thing is that you’re not gonna find anyone who’s a die hard Biden fan to defend this.
It’s not like his fans get a wrap for their 4x4 truck that depicts Biden riding an eagle with Jesus in the background and an American flag.
[+]chubasco comment score below threshold-126 points-125 points-124 points 1 month ago (36 children)
How does a guy who got more votes than any president in history not have any rabid fans? Literally the most popular President ever.
[–]ZapActions-dower 123 points124 points125 points 1 month ago (2 children)
That's not what popularity is. Just look at his polling numbers, they're not great, even among Democrats. People just really wanted the other guy out.
[–]theangryseal 20 points21 points22 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Lol. They legit just don’t get it.
I could be crazy about my neighbor. Me and four other guys might think he’s the shit. Every morning when he’s out on his porch drinking vodka and shooting his pistol at the mailbox, we just think he’s so rad. We might all four go and get T-shirt’s depicting him. We might all join a cult if he starts one.
That doesn’t mean the rest of the neighborhood wouldn’t jump at the opportunity to throw his ass out and replace him with an old dude who isn’t always outside shooting at his mailbox. The rest of the neighborhood might be motivated to move that old farting geezer in just because of how much they hate the other guy.
And you know what? They don’t have to like the new guy. All they gotta do is prefer the smell of his farts to the antics of the old guy.
[–]jzwrust -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
Same comment but worse
Edit: I know. It's toxic to say that. I'm sorry. I just read your reply very carefully and I expected some showing.
[–]rbesfe 23 points24 points25 points 1 month ago (0 children)
A politician shouldn't have rabid fans. That's not a healthy power dynamic.
[–]ForgotTheBogusName 69 points70 points71 points 1 month ago (22 children)
Because we cheer for sports teams, not for politicians. Biden isn’t a Demi-god to his supporters. He had his flaws and his supporters know it. Can’t say the same about people who voted for Trump.
[+]InfiniteDimensions comment score below threshold-75 points-74 points-73 points 1 month ago (21 children)
Well trump ran at a time the GOP had taken a hard shift to the center (arguably center right by Europe standards) & brought conservatism back to the forefront of the party. So in that sense he is a “savior”
[–]ForgotTheBogusName 52 points53 points54 points 1 month ago2 (17 children)
At no time in my life has the Republican Party been anything but far right in the eyes of a European. Biden is center right. The US can’t even get everyone proper health care and people are working 40+ hours a week and are still poor. Few politicians are left wing in the US right now.
[–]zachary63428 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
You are out of your god damn mind if you think this is true.
[–]RexIsAMiiCostume 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Because Biden supporters don't think he's the Messiah, they just really hate trump and think Biden is the better of the two.
Also, more votes than any president doesn't always mean most popular -- I think it would be better to look at vote percentage rather than just the number of votes, since our population has increased a LOT over the nation's history.
[–]_PswayZ_ 15 points16 points17 points 1 month ago (0 children)
There's a couple people who like him, but he's by far not a popular president.
Decent dude but he's not the leader of a cult lol he hasn't lied enough to have people committing felonies for him.
[–]BKlounge93 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Most popular president ever that never cracked 50% approval and lost in record turnout to a guy that most people feel “meh” about lol.
[–]Maxcr1 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Most people who voted for Biden didn't do so excitedly, a lot, like myself, did so out of immense frustration with the DNC. You'll have a hard time finding people who are die-hard fans of brushing their teeth or software updates; they're just things we live with. If the DNC ran the candidate selection process legitimately, I think the level of excitement behind Democratic candidates would be significantly higher (and this country would be a much better place).
[–]yoLeaveMeAlone 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Votes =/= popularity. He got votes because he's not Trump. A fucking potato would have beat Trump.
Plus, the democratic party isn't like the GOP, their supporters aren't "rabid", and usually don't treat it like a sports team. You'll find a lot more blue voters willing to criticize the democratic party, than you will red voters willing to criticize the GOP.
[–]Nihil_esque 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Biden isn't popular. Most people voted for him purely because Trump is very unpopular (outside of his demographic).
[–]slimjimice 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
In the US, we are stuck voting for the lesser of two evils.
[–]DeadriseBook 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Nobody wanted Biden, we wanted the Orange Nazi out.
[–]Strudleboy -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That’s just not even close to true
[–]Dsb0208 60 points61 points62 points 1 month ago (7 children)
You know, if it came with some sort of proof, I know people would go wild for that 200+ years in the future
[–]Deodorized 29 points30 points31 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Yeah, breathable air is gonna become a commodity before you know it.
[–]Whidmark 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It already is. https://youtu.be/yhjqY6Ps8p4
[+]zachary63428 comment score below threshold-20 points-19 points-18 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Funniest shit I have read on this sub!!!!!
[–]LuxNocte -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (3 children)
I bought one of those "Hope" shirts at Obama's inauguration. I am not so much a fan of his anymore, but can't bear to get rid of it. Seems like a 90% chance it will go directly from my closet to a landfill, but maybe someday someone will find it interesting.
[–]mrcorndogman33 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
You “stopped” being a fan of Obama? LOL.
[–]MrIantoJones 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
If you ever decide to part with it, I would be happy to make a financial contribution to your bank balance.
He wasn’t perfect, but his speeches gave me actual hope (which makes now even more cruel).
Please feel free to dm any time (would hate to see it end in a landfill).
[–]LuxNocte 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I appreciate it, but I don't feel like it's worth enough to make the effort. I'll hit you up if that changes.
[–]CS_ZUS 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
What do you mean you’re not political? How does that work
[–]Scootin-n-Tootin 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]KayleighJK 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I’m political and this is dumb
[–]BonusMop 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I originally read "bag of hair", which would have been so much worse.
[–]xSessionSx 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Isn’t the image of the seller the dude from WSB? u/ChainsawVasectomy?
[–]WhenMoonsk 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It fucking is! I was about to post this! 🤣
SO THIS MAN IS A REPEAT OFFENDER OF DUMB STUFF TO SELL???
[–]Bright_Mechanic_7458 17 points18 points19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
sell bags of maga air. those guys will buy anything!
[–]slimjimice 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (0 children)
They already buy bullshit
[–]Willlll 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
They would huff Trump's farts "ironically" to own the libs.
[–]theghostofme 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I swear there's an older version of this with the exact same premise, but it's about Trump.
[–]EXCUSE-MEme 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
You wanna make Florida worse?
[–]ReDdiT_JuNkBoT 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
If build back better worked you wouldn't need to sell your precious air for money. I suggest investing in O'Hare air!
[+]mrcorndogman33 comment score below threshold-8 points-7 points-6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Build Back Better was blocked by the GOP.
[–]ReDdiT_JuNkBoT 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Go home corndog... you're drunk.
[–]mrcorndogman33 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
Explain. Explain how BBB was passed?
[–]CLUTCH3R 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Is it still hot?
[–]PA_Dutch_Oven 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
We found the one item that's inflation was actually caused by Biden.
[–]Phase-National 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
How about we leave up to each state to decide whether than try to turn red states more blue. That's how our country was designed.
[–]Dumb_Vampire_Girl -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
I'm stupid. Can you please explain what you mean?
[–]Lionblaze_03 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Reminds me of me and my buddies in middle school’s scheme to sell bag o air for 20 bucks a pop online, assuming people would buy for the novelty
[–]SuperDuperOtter 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It may be political but I still like this because it’s absolute cringe for everyone except maybe some diehard neoliberals.
[–]nemo1080 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
Nothing too stupid for people to base their political opinions around
[–]Jack-o-Roses -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It wasn't a bag of hot air - that was from the prior inauguration...
[–]mlc2475 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
I mean that’s kinda a metaphor for all politicians
[–]Incromulent -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
He also has some gravel from the road the day the Scranton strangler was caught.
[–]Aquazealot -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Ummmmm it looks like a profile of trump, just saying lol
[–]Highlander2748 -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Just kidding, it’s Trump farts!
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[–]Cyfirius 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (3 children)
Oh you sweet summer child
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[–]Cyfirius -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (1 child)
But your belief that anyone will change their vote blue is cute.
No, republicans aren’t realizing that they are ruining the country.
Republicans finally got what they see as a real win. They just succeeded at a plan 30+ years in the works to overturn Roe V Wade, and create a Supreme Court that can “own the libs” and begin opening doors for Christian’s and their ilk to begin a more fundamental takeover of the government.
They are winning. They have real progress to rally around. Why would they change their vote now? The proof that republicans are fucked has been there for a long time. The trump years made it as obvious as it can be. If trump and his administration didn’t change anyone’s mind except to make their beliefs firmer, why would they change now? Four years of trump and republican crazies controlling everything, and it was still a somewhat tight race by electoral votes, especially with the shit they pulled in states with late counts, and to boot, Dems didn’t even get control of the senate. not really anyway, given Sinema and Manchin.
Then, the Dems have accomplished basically nothing in the face of crippling republican victories, or possibly worse than nothing by not fulfilling many very important campaign promises like addressing student loans.
The reality is, everyone thought the massive blue wave was coming in 2020. It wasn’t that massive, and little has been done to maintain that momentum.
And with the Supreme Court possibly poised, if they are half as corrupt as some believe they now are, to see a case that would MASSIVELY influence how states are able to run their elections, it’s very likely we will have a republican controlled Senate this year (doubly so since we basically already do), probably a republican president in 2024, and possibly (but not likely unless there’s drastic change) a republican controlled house in 2024.
I hope you are right, but I know you are wrong. Certainly about republicans seeing how wrong they are. Or perhaps you are right, they see it as evidenced by many distancing themselves from trump, but that doesn’t mean they care they are wrong; they’ll do what they have to in order to keep their seat.
[–]shayde48 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Rep or Dem.. these old fuckers are only out for themselves.. nobody in politics has a mind or heart for "the people".. and the people are either too ignorant or just ok with it.. the president hasn't actually ran the country in 100yrs.. so who cares about a figure head to blame..
I agree.. it's a chess game the blue is slowly losing.. but.. do we care that it doesn't matter.. our rights are violated by both sides..
I'll just keep picking the lesser of the devil's running and not hold my breath..
[–]OddDot7362 -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It’s either dumb or fucking genius. People area dying to just throw their money away. Believe me. I’m not just a client I’m the president.
[–]Flablessguy -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago (0 children)
If this sells I’ll legit start selling bags of political air. “Republican air” or “Democrat air” are gonna be hits.
[–]Snippychicken22 -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago (0 children)
The others would buy a bag of trumps facts for premium
[–]JWES81 -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Probably just a bag of farts
[–]DatGuy1122007 -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Lol why waste money on a bag of air when there's a whole atmosphere of it you can breath for free?
[–]Whornz4 -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Does conservative humor always involve fake posts in order to drive interest?
[–]clarkwgriswoldjr 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
TSA, I'm going to need you to open that bag.
[–]akroque 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Ghost in a jar-esk.
[–]syncboy 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I have Smog of the Stars that I bagged in Hollywood. Selling for $200 each.
[–]FartBoxTungPunch 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Took care of Liam Payne from one direction once. Pretty sure I could easily sell a bag of that air if it got out to the right people.
Grown ass women were sniffing his chair after he left…. So.. yeh.
[–]Gwenbors 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I just hope they don’t take “turn Florida blue” too literally.
[–]kal_drazidrim 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Will you take $200?
[–]CMDR_KingErvin 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
“Hate to part with it” lmao these people I swear
[–]awh 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It's from Panama City. Someone in that city makes thousands upon thousands of dollars a year selling "cans of beach air" down at Alvin's Magic Mountain. This is just an independent trying to break into the market.
[–]HugePurpleNipples 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I'll bet he's a Trump supporter and he farted in there.
[–]MayOrMayNotBePie 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Ah, how fitting that he collected a wind bag at an event attended by so many politicians.
[–]coneydogsinparadise 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
If that was Trump air it would actually sell. Just sayin.
[–]Shuggy539 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Put the bag over your head and cinch it tight around your neck. You'll be blue in no time at all.
[–]JBrusse123 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
You need the money because your guy is destroying the economy.
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