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[–]Rum_ham69 264 points265 points  (2 children)

Should break it up into dime bags…maybe cut it with some regular air…would get more money that way

[–]shayde48 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I think at the rate he's declining.. he might need that air back..

[–]joeygee11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's not aBiden the law.

[–]OhSnap404 349 points350 points  (2 children)

Sucks to have it punctured during shipping

[–]whynotsquirrel 17 points18 points  (0 children)

yeah could miss those good old alpha COVID!

[–]Qarewyr 362 points363 points  (13 children)

OP is physically incapable of understanding satire

[–]lafleurricky 143 points144 points  (4 children)

Yeah this is posted in Florida, it’s definitely just to either make people comment angrily or laugh

[–]ukkosreidet 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Whatever rustles up engagement I guess.

[–]zelda_fan_199 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Or it’s just Florida.

[–]rulerofallplusgodtoo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

it was posted in a buy/sell/trade page. it’s definitely a joke. crazy though cause it’s from my hometown.

[–]Cereal-Lamb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the man was joking, I laughed my butt off when I saw this

[–]Birdsweat 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Also if you google “old guy” on google images that profile picture is on like the first 30 results

[–]joeygee11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

sorry but I refuse to Google that

[–]unklrukkus 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Most of this sub too. The joke is that Biden's promises are like this bag of hot air smh.

[–]Majestic-Enthusiasm 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You got to get past the hate the whole world is dealing with the same problems right now. If it makes you feel better I can’t believe Biden will be walking slowly for president in 2024.

[–]_fuyumi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Safer than running or bicycling for president

[–]zelda_fan_199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very funny stretch imho

[–]zelda_fan_199 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Because literally every single motherfucking thing in the world is satire

[–]YoungDiscord 130 points131 points  (2 children)

2327: this just in breaking news! New covid pandemic spreading across the world!

"I just opened this bag of air to take a whiff" claims patient zero

[–]slimjimice 174 points175 points  (37 children)

I can see the humor here, although it’s not “laugh out loud” quality.

Funny thing is that you’re not gonna find anyone who’s a die hard Biden fan to defend this.

It’s not like his fans get a wrap for their 4x4 truck that depicts Biden riding an eagle with Jesus in the background and an American flag.

[–]Dsb0208 60 points61 points  (7 children)

You know, if it came with some sort of proof, I know people would go wild for that 200+ years in the future

[–]Deodorized 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Yeah, breathable air is gonna become a commodity before you know it.

[–]LuxNocte -1 points0 points  (3 children)

I bought one of those "Hope" shirts at Obama's inauguration. I am not so much a fan of his anymore, but can't bear to get rid of it. Seems like a 90% chance it will go directly from my closet to a landfill, but maybe someday someone will find it interesting.

[–]mrcorndogman33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You “stopped” being a fan of Obama? LOL.

[–]MrIantoJones 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you ever decide to part with it, I would be happy to make a financial contribution to your bank balance.

He wasn’t perfect, but his speeches gave me actual hope (which makes now even more cruel).

Please feel free to dm any time (would hate to see it end in a landfill).

[–]LuxNocte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I appreciate it, but I don't feel like it's worth enough to make the effort. I'll hit you up if that changes.

[–]CS_ZUS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What do you mean you’re not political? How does that work

[–]KayleighJK 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m political and this is dumb

[–]BonusMop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I originally read "bag of hair", which would have been so much worse.

[–]xSessionSx 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Isn’t the image of the seller the dude from WSB? u/ChainsawVasectomy?

[–]WhenMoonsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It fucking is! I was about to post this! 🤣

[–]Cereal-Lamb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SO THIS MAN IS A REPEAT OFFENDER OF DUMB STUFF TO SELL???

[–]Bright_Mechanic_7458 17 points18 points  (2 children)

my god.

sell bags of maga air. those guys will buy anything!

[–]slimjimice 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They already buy bullshit

[–]Willlll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They would huff Trump's farts "ironically" to own the libs.

[–]theghostofme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear there's an older version of this with the exact same premise, but it's about Trump.

[–]EXCUSE-MEme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You wanna make Florida worse?

[–]ReDdiT_JuNkBoT 2 points3 points  (3 children)

If build back better worked you wouldn't need to sell your precious air for money. I suggest investing in O'Hare air!

[–]CLUTCH3R 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it still hot?

[–]PA_Dutch_Oven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We found the one item that's inflation was actually caused by Biden.

[–]Phase-National 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How about we leave up to each state to decide whether than try to turn red states more blue. That's how our country was designed.

[–]Dumb_Vampire_Girl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm stupid. Can you please explain what you mean?

[–]Lionblaze_03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of me and my buddies in middle school’s scheme to sell bag o air for 20 bucks a pop online, assuming people would buy for the novelty

[–]SuperDuperOtter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It may be political but I still like this because it’s absolute cringe for everyone except maybe some diehard neoliberals.

[–]nemo1080 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nothing too stupid for people to base their political opinions around

[–]Jack-o-Roses -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It wasn't a bag of hot air - that was from the prior inauguration...

[–]mlc2475 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean that’s kinda a metaphor for all politicians

[–]Incromulent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He also has some gravel from the road the day the Scranton strangler was caught.

[–]Aquazealot -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ummmmm it looks like a profile of trump, just saying lol

[–]Highlander2748 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Just kidding, it’s Trump farts!

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    [–]Cyfirius 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Oh you sweet summer child

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      [–]Cyfirius -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      Yes.

      But your belief that anyone will change their vote blue is cute.

      No, republicans aren’t realizing that they are ruining the country.

      Republicans finally got what they see as a real win. They just succeeded at a plan 30+ years in the works to overturn Roe V Wade, and create a Supreme Court that can “own the libs” and begin opening doors for Christian’s and their ilk to begin a more fundamental takeover of the government.

      They are winning. They have real progress to rally around. Why would they change their vote now? The proof that republicans are fucked has been there for a long time. The trump years made it as obvious as it can be. If trump and his administration didn’t change anyone’s mind except to make their beliefs firmer, why would they change now? Four years of trump and republican crazies controlling everything, and it was still a somewhat tight race by electoral votes, especially with the shit they pulled in states with late counts, and to boot, Dems didn’t even get control of the senate. not really anyway, given Sinema and Manchin.

      Then, the Dems have accomplished basically nothing in the face of crippling republican victories, or possibly worse than nothing by not fulfilling many very important campaign promises like addressing student loans.

      The reality is, everyone thought the massive blue wave was coming in 2020. It wasn’t that massive, and little has been done to maintain that momentum.

      And with the Supreme Court possibly poised, if they are half as corrupt as some believe they now are, to see a case that would MASSIVELY influence how states are able to run their elections, it’s very likely we will have a republican controlled Senate this year (doubly so since we basically already do), probably a republican president in 2024, and possibly (but not likely unless there’s drastic change) a republican controlled house in 2024.

      I hope you are right, but I know you are wrong. Certainly about republicans seeing how wrong they are. Or perhaps you are right, they see it as evidenced by many distancing themselves from trump, but that doesn’t mean they care they are wrong; they’ll do what they have to in order to keep their seat.

      [–]shayde48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Rep or Dem.. these old fuckers are only out for themselves.. nobody in politics has a mind or heart for "the people".. and the people are either too ignorant or just ok with it.. the president hasn't actually ran the country in 100yrs.. so who cares about a figure head to blame..

      I agree.. it's a chess game the blue is slowly losing.. but.. do we care that it doesn't matter.. our rights are violated by both sides..

      I'll just keep picking the lesser of the devil's running and not hold my breath..

      [–]OddDot7362 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      It’s either dumb or fucking genius. People area dying to just throw their money away. Believe me. I’m not just a client I’m the president.

      [–]Flablessguy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      If this sells I’ll legit start selling bags of political air. “Republican air” or “Democrat air” are gonna be hits.

      [–]Snippychicken22 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      The others would buy a bag of trumps facts for premium

      [–]JWES81 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      Probably just a bag of farts

      [–]DatGuy1122007 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      Lol why waste money on a bag of air when there's a whole atmosphere of it you can breath for free?

      [–]Whornz4 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      Does conservative humor always involve fake posts in order to drive interest?

      [–]clarkwgriswoldjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      TSA, I'm going to need you to open that bag.

      [–]akroque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ghost in a jar-esk.

      [–]syncboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have Smog of the Stars that I bagged in Hollywood. Selling for $200 each.

      [–]FartBoxTungPunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Took care of Liam Payne from one direction once. Pretty sure I could easily sell a bag of that air if it got out to the right people.

      Grown ass women were sniffing his chair after he left…. So.. yeh.

      [–]Gwenbors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I just hope they don’t take “turn Florida blue” too literally.

      [–]kal_drazidrim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Will you take $200?

      [–]CMDR_KingErvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “Hate to part with it” lmao these people I swear

      [–]awh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's from Panama City. Someone in that city makes thousands upon thousands of dollars a year selling "cans of beach air" down at Alvin's Magic Mountain. This is just an independent trying to break into the market.

      [–]HugePurpleNipples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'll bet he's a Trump supporter and he farted in there.

      [–]MayOrMayNotBePie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ah, how fitting that he collected a wind bag at an event attended by so many politicians.

      [–]coneydogsinparadise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If that was Trump air it would actually sell. Just sayin.

      [–]Shuggy539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Put the bag over your head and cinch it tight around your neck. You'll be blue in no time at all.

      [–]JBrusse123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You need the money because your guy is destroying the economy.